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Team Cherry with the smartest move possible: "Hey guys! Our super-hyped sequel that everyone's talking about to our very-beloved game is out soon!" Gee, everyone's talking about this game! I'd love to play it but games are so expensive. "IT'S ONLY 20 DOLLARYDOOS!" THAT'S AFFORDABLE I'LL TAKE ONE!
*whispers right in your ear* ....poyo....
Dude, you're Numbah 1 AND Mega Man!? That's AWESOME!
"And so, Ultraman once again saves the day by obliterating the giant alien monster, who was a huge fan of smooth jazz and orange soda, into a million pieces."
Now if only he would file an appointment for a haircut. Being able to see helps you win matches, that's a fact.
Still the best cat name I've ever seen.
No, be more proud of it, it's hilarious.
Oddly enough, the photo below was the exact face that Hogan was making the whole time. Before AND after the cocaine.
Twechie Twednesday. Love it. Great name.
DAMN these are amazing! Nice job!
Oddly enough this is how I feel right now.
Kidd Bandit with the "FYAIMT" Fuck You And I Mean That
*insert cliché joke about being a witch and broomsticks here* Seriously, that's a sweet hat and you're rocking the look.
R-J-CI-TY! *clapclapclap* IT'S YER-SEL! *clapclapclap* Someone get Grado, RJ, and Colt Cabana a TV special!
HAPPY BIRFDAY CRIS P! Also, no you ain't!
And here I was, PS2 Jones over here, being annoyed that I couldn't play as them. Also his alt made him look like Triple H, but I digress.
No
You friggin deserve it and many more, Cris P One!
An awesome thing about being an indy wrestling fan in the 2000s and 2010s was seeing today's top talent start out, have amazing matches, and grow into who they are now. A shitty thing about that is seeing so many of those stars retiring, hurt, or constantly injured from wresting so hard for so long
Welp, there's the best comment, not topping that one. I'm actually annoyed that I didn't ever think of that one.
ULTIMO HAWLUCHA OFF THE TOP! My God this is fantastic nice work!
Well ok then Capcom. In that case I'll keep asking you for new Mega Man games.
I prefer the original SPEEDBALL, @speedballbailey.bsky.social
Don't care who his partner is just God damn it Outrunners win those titles!
Next Level: Konami's Mega-Ultra Best! "For the love of God Play it already!" on a Switch box.
There's probably some incredibly stupid, incredibly convoluted, legal reason it HAS to be there. The kind that if you found put about it you'd go "Ugh, really? That's fuckin dumb."
Happy to see Ethan Page featured well and being successful. Man has IT in spades, and this act is an easy hit. AND if WWE signs Danhausen and has him annoy his old pal Egon...money.
Yes, and soon, please. And then Brian Cage comes back and is very confused. "What the hell happened guys?!"
He was being real silent! So silent I didn't see him on Dynamite. Let Wardlow powerbomb everyone already!
And here's why I've soured on the Belt Collector gimmick. It's become too common, to the point that we've got 2 of them happening at the same time talking to each other.
Mr Steel Baton 🤣 Awesome. My new favorite DCF member behind Wardlow....hey wait where the hell was Wardlow?!
@allelitewrestling.com For the next time the Young Bucks don't get an entrance: "Already in the ring, Jackie and Tito, the Jackson Two!"
ULTIMO HAWLUCHA OFF THE TOP ROPE!
You SONOVABITCH this is awesome! Nice work!
Kidd Bandit for the next Street Fighter 6 DLC confirmed. Make it happen Capcom!
"So how'd the test run go?" I ran into a wall 57 times trying to pilot this thing. "Huh, why's that?" GEE I WONDER *points at thing covering the face* Maybe it's because I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!
Favorite Mario RPG boss character?
CA is where I discovered a lot of content creators, you included. It was a cool thing at the time. Which makes it extra disappointing and aggravating when everything came to light, and to find out how many people were actually shitheads. (To use a broad term)
*Smacks table* I'll take 3!
Will Osprey worries me. One of the best wrestlers today no question, goes out every night, pulls out all the stops, and tears the house down. And his neck is already FUCKED UP big time because he don't stop. I know his idol is Hayabusa. Last thing I want is for him to END UP, like Hayabusa.
*kicks open door* @missfushi.bsky.social WHAT THE HELL PLAY PEAK!
Both. They previously filmed a face off where Stu hit Raja with a beer can. They apparently buried the hatchet and decided to do the run in spot. Which Raja took as an opportunity to nearly kill Stu. So yeah, work gone wrong, but also Raja had full intention to assault Stu.
Got Geno in my car and Mario RPG framed in my office. Both my car and office are now 67% more awesome. Thank you @mikeluckas.bsky.social !
"We decided that our management team shouldn't be charged for anything." And who made that decision? "Um...the...um....well..." Oh yeah, you're being summoned, asshole.
Need more of this, AEW. Get on it!
"Someone find the guy who keeps naming our mobile suits and fire them-" Yes sir. "I wasn't done. Out the airlock. Fire them out the airlock."
The BEST! Love this so much! I want it on my wall.
Perfect, now we can all learn about chopping!
"The people who have any idea what to do don't have the money, and the people who have the money don't have a fuckin clue." - Jim Cornette
Awesome choices, and HAPPY BIRFDAY!
Honestly that'd be amazing if, bell rings on the second match, and Hangman just throws a fireball at MJF.
Idea for Hangman Page v MJF: Hangman beat MJF after a fantastic match with the buckshot lariat. MJF attacks Page, cashes in his contract. Page gets up. Bell rings. Page kicks MJF in the balls. Bell rings. MJF smiles. MJF wins, Page is still champ. Stips were only for previous match, MJF OUTSMARTED!
The "Go the fuck to Sleep" into the "Nah for real go to bed" into the "I fuckin mean it" into the "SLEEEEEEEP!!!" Fuckin sick as hell combo.
Athena, yes 10000% I'd be happy to see WINZAAAAA win the TBS title, but there's a part of me that wants Bozilla to steamroll everyone and get the shock win. Bonus points if she hits Persephone and WINZA with Mone, like a bat.
As much as I'm enjoying Mone the Belt Collector, I'm ready for the TBS title to be freed and made a bigger deal than what it is now. Maybe it's me, but the TBS title got brushed aside in all this.
You know who WOULDN'T send them a mask? Jon Cruz. But @kingserpentico.bsky.social isn't like Jon Cruz....right?
Takeshita is a given. Brody King, RUSH, Bowens, Big Bill, Lance God Damn Archer, and know what, DARK ORDER! Give me more Dark Order!
NY, especially the city, has that effect on people. Angry, but with really good pizza and construction everywhere.
Yes, harness the power of NJ spite. The most powerful spite! Let its Taylor ham-flavored power make you unstoppable! ....who said we can have fun while handling issues?
Still mad, but now with BBQ. Angry with seasoning!
So you're yelling, but now also getting cooked by the desert sun. Sounds unpleasant.
Awesome! Now enjoy your vacation!
Always how it goes. Similar thing happened to my parents furnace. Worked great until the maintenance guy left.
Luchasaurus. Let my man be called Luchasaurus again.
@eviluno.bsky.social you still have THE PAPERS, right? Probably in a fancy case above the fireplace?
I mean, sounds like a good time to me. Also, off topic, I love how THIS is how I find out you're on BSKY. Awesome.
Once again Evil Uno is correct.
Dark Order and Hangman laugh and beat the shit out of MJF big style the long way, and then go to Chili's.
If Hangman v MJF wasn't a PPV main, here's what I'd love to see: MJF enters looking smug. Hangman enters looking more smug. Bell rings. Dark Order come out. Evil Uno hits Hangman with THE PAPERS, Hangman sells it. Ref calls for the bell. MJF wins by DQ, does not win title. MJF DOUBLE OUTSMARTED!
"You should use AI to write your resume." Ah, so you're useless. Thanks for the heads up, imma leave now.
"You think this,, a mere purple nurples is bad?! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE CHEESE GRATER!" "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
The thicker one looks better to me. Awesome work on this, BTW.
Ay yo who wants some space bowling!? Turns out we got space bowing who's in?!
(Side note: Only gif of Grado I could find. Do better with your gifs Tenor)
So THIS is how Finn Balor became a being made of 75% abs! It all makes sense.
Awesome news! Also, this means Jeff Jarrett is a WrestleAunt confirmed.
Yoooooooo that is AWESOME! Amazing work!
Yes, and those thoughts being provoked are "Oh dear God what the fuck is this bullshit."
I see what you're doing, I get it, and I know why you did it. But also, this hurt to read and look at you dingus.
*Looks around* Well, I guess someone has to say it, might as well....*ahem* What could possibly go wrong?
How the hell do you not use Danhausen? Easiest guy to book! Just put "Danhausen does Danhausen things" somewhere on the runsheet every week and let him do his thing. If he does leave for WWE, he's going to be one-half of a license to print money team.
Well this is the best thing I've seen all day, and I don't think anything will top it. Nice work!
Godzilla: Oh HELL NAW MAN that's my one weakness! I'm outta here!
Neat. AEW TV has been fantastic without him. And also, this means AEW could give the "TV Time" segment to someone who's less....Glooby.
The more hair he loses the stronger he gets!
That's AWESOME! Congratulations, and all the best!
Is...is Big Vito trying to make a comeback or something? He's really grabbing for attention recently. Also, "Former WWE star" is one hell of a stretch.
"Whoever designed this, give them a raise! Whoever named it, shoot them out the airlock."
I can't draw to save my life, BUT! I did put in a new ceiling fan AND perfectly balanced it. Thing has ZERO WOBBLES. So I'd call that a work of art. 😁
The Cow: But I like my nose ring! I got it as a birthday present from Toad! And I KNOW it cost him like, 80 coins for it! 80! That ain't cheap!
@safety.bsky.app I'll be quick and blunt aboit this, ya fucked up, bsky. Ya really fucked up here. Unacceptable. Put the list back and say you're sorry to Marzgurl.
"My mask protects my face!" *Gets 3 Stooges eye poked* "CURSES MY ONE WEAKNESS!"
And I'm having way too much fun watching them!
That's not Robin that's Morticia Adams in big shoes!
And all the shirts SUCK.
Every time I see this game in a store I get disappointed, because it has nothing to do with the TV show Top Gear. Give me Clarkson, Hammond, and May on the SNES, damn it!
Jesus I can hear this picture and it's yelling at me.
You mean to tell me that the Nintendo port of a big budget game is going to be the lesser version, due to lack of features and/or performance issues? *Long exaggerated gasp* YA DOOOOOOON'T SAAAAAAAAY??