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Tim

@theposhgoblin.bsky.social

Sci-fi & comic fan, rookie D&D dungeon master, gamer 🎮 🎲, miniature painter and player, fond of chocolate, generally anxious. Unrepentant Nerd. He/Him

created September 19, 2023

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@esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social i got busy with work Monday and yesterday, but picked this up today

Paperback copy of
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new character, new dice, but more importantly... new notebook!!!

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Mechanically, my Tiefling Bard has been built (using the new rules); just needs backstory New character totally means I should buy a new set of dice, right? #DnD

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Profile picture Pride On Parade (@prideonparade.bsky.social) reposted

Welcome to Pride On Parade! This is a solidarity & fundraising project in support of young transgender people, initially in the UK because that's where I live :) If you'd like to get involved in any way, or if you'd just like to show off your Pride-themed minis, that'd be awesome! Outline here:

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Army shot

Cathay army shot with cannons and Sentinels and horsemen, led by the lord on Spirit Longma
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Tiefling locked in; either going to go Druid or Bard #DnD

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Moves like this are not compatible with me trying to spend less money, I hope you realise this www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

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Them: would you be interested in doing another D&D game? Me : I can't run 3 games, my drawers do not have enough spoons Them: I mean would you like to play, I'd be running so... yeah, looks like I'm character building #DnD

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that is awesome

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can I be Nanny to your Granny (only on this context is that not a seriously weird sentence)

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49th book read this year; Vampires vs Witches, I mean it's Discworld Witches so no real contest, but its still a blast... of course it is, Discworld Witches rule

Paperback copy of
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Me: how does planning for one Party get done like that, while the other takes so much more work? My brain: coz one Party is fresh out the box, the other is 60 sessions deep with multiple balls in the air. Me: oh yeah... neat My brain: you're a doofus

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2nd session prepper ✅ took longer than expected, but hey-ho #DnD

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Periodic reminder that Gerudo Valley is the best track from Ocarina of Time and the Zelda franchise as a whole

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Session 1 prepped ✅ Next session prep; let's go #DnD

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you'll have to tell me Tuesday if you if still like them 🤣🎲

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Those dice that I definitely maybe bought arrived 😅

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Still counts as reading

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Watching- Babylon 5 "Conflicts of Interest"

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I've got two #DnD sessions to finish prepping after lunch, then I plan on spending the rest of the day curled up in my comfiest chair with cups of tea and reading

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Watching- Babylon 5 "Lines of Communication"

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Watching- Babylon 5 "Racing Mars"

two men standing around crates looking bored
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light grey; the dark grey mixed with the white

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Pink wafers

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sounds like a very happy bubble

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No, YOU just devoured an entire pack of biscuits in one sitting

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they're a nice little shop

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one phone call to the nice little book shop near the office to see if they can order, turns out they had one in stock anywhere; being kept to one side for me to collect on Monday

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honestly, love the review... but I was tempted to take a look by the title alone... I'm a sucker for a clever little title

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I'm not saying I bought more dice, I'm not saying that at all On a completely unrelated note; new dice are on the way and there is less money in the bank

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See, THIS is why I don't hope for things A 42-0 drubbing??? WTH Wales

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He's probably fine; if he wasn't, his cronies would be scrambling to fill the airwaves with distractions

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My painting motivation has been in the toilet for the last couple of months My D&D motivation, however, is off the chart currently swings and roundabouts

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Hoping for a better showing from Wales this afternoon, but I also kind of want to see Canada do well

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If you see this, post a monster

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Profile picture Starfleet Sohail (@starfleetsohail.bsky.social) reposted

Landing in San Francisco at night always makes me feel like I’m flying in on the Bounty in Star Trek IV. ✨🖖🏽

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Day 2 of the big weekend push, Hoping to get this model done today at least. #WarhammerCommunity www.twitch.tv/wren_temple

A partially painted Lady Élisse Duchaard on the unicorn Ariandir
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Profile picture presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ (@lacroixboi.dadguy.help) reposted

in the nick of time is short for in the nicholas of timeothy

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I'm looking at dice! Dice are being looked at! There are dice that are being observed by me!

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hope you have a good one; I'm a domestic morning, before crashing out on the sofa all afternoon watching the women's Rugby World Cup

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oooh that looks yum

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New Neighbour: "Oh, hanging out some washing?" Me: "Yeah" Why? What did he think I was doing with clothes going on a washing line? Yoga? Tapestry? Nuclear physics?

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Season 2 was an absolute blast with a finale that doesn't miss a beat; cannot wait to see what season 3's gonna deliver

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Away is fun, but getting home is always a good

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The thought of Orko and Stitch together gives me a headache 🤣

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Profile picture 🖤Impy🖤 (@infernal-imp.bsky.social) reposted

Words to live by..

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Captain Smiles (season 2 anyways)

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Profile picture The Terry Pratchett Estate (@terrypratchett.bsky.social) reposted

On 27th August 2015, The Shepherd's Crown, the last book Sir Terry Pratchett completed before he died, was published. To mark the ten year anniversary, we have a message from Rob Wilkins:

It’s been ten years since the publication of The Shepherd’s Crown, the last book Terry Pratchett completed before he died. Once the spine on this one was cracked, there were no more new Pratchetts to look forward to, and I know a lot of Discworld readers who were, understandably, with that sad reality in mind, reluctant to finish - or even start - this one because it felt like the final closing of a door. But I also know that Terry wanted his books to be read and enjoyed far more than he wanted them kept on a shelf. And as time passes it becomes ever more apparent how much the Discworld books reward re-visiting, perpetually revealing something new, literary gems Terry had hidden away for a second or third, or even more, re-read. Every Pratchett is to some degree an unread Pratchett, including the ones you’ve already enjoyed and including The Shepherd’s Crown. So the greatest way to honour Terry’s legacy is to pull that book you’ve been saving off the shelf, make a nice cup of tea and settle down to read the story he wrote for you. Enjoy. Rob Wilkins Wiltshire, August 2025
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Profile picture @jewelknightjess 🎲🖌️🎮 (She/Her) (@jewelknightjess.com) reposted

Just booked a fridge repair in because the damn thing keeps freezing all our food still. Hundred quid I need to replace ASAP. didn't wanna sell these but anyone wanna buy some Bretonnians? £115 posted in the UK for the three new boxes pictured. Message me if interested! #WarhammerCommunity

Knights of the Realm on foot and on horseback plus peasant bowmen.
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Green

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Profile picture nay (dino) 🖤🦇 (@lilblackheart.bsky.social) reposted

the five stages of waking up: 1) nope 2) hello no 3) fuck that 4) ugh 5) where’s the coffee

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Book 48 read for 2025; another great read that captures the vibe of a D&D party, but in a different way to The Fallbacks, this one captures the vibe of dice rolls that aren't cooperating. Really hoping we get a follow-up here

Hardback copy of
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Profile picture Giovanni Colantonio (@marioprime.bsky.social) reposted

do NOT bother her, she is doing her GUNPLA

A cat holds a plastic piece form a Gundam set.
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Profile picture HerRoyalThighness (@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

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I'm down for that

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"No more workin' for a week or two" 🤣

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it's been a good start

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Profile picture Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) (@delaneyking.bsky.social) reposted

In the midnight hour... she cried "more, more, more". *cuts to me sitting by my fridge hunting among the cheeses*

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oh, please tell me this is a prank

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That's a wrap on "Return of the Jager"; the Party have fought two Myrmidon, discovered that the dead thief that started this whole shebang off may not be quite as dead as they thought and they've got a tentative lead for the next leg of their Quest... oh yeah, and the Gods are dying #DnD

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Time for the next session and we've got a third magic macguffin in need of finding that isn't going to find itself... let's get rolling #DnD

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no idea; The Devils was my first book by him, hoping it's a good example of him as a writer

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read this last month, had a blast with it; bought another trilogy by the same author on the strength of it

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no butt-kicking this session (unless things go horribly wrong); on account I set them up and dropped them into a siege last session

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adorable

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I am doing good thnx; had a very chilled morning (for "chilled" read "bone idle"), watched some rugby this afternoon, now relaxing more before my D&D group come round and I torture them for a few hours... I mean run their session

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biggest problem with 2 is it's very disjointed; we're in 1985, then 2015, then the wrong 1985, then 1955. 1 and 3 have very early jumps and very late jumps in terms of time; but spend the bulk of the movie in the 1 time period which gives the movies time to settle

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feel free to hit me if you want/need to chat/vent/scream into the void

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here for good and bad; that's what we do

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of course; the grey in the beard isn't just decoration, you know

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I would never deprive you of your treats

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holy hells; this is fantastic

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gorgeous

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the correct answer

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"Tim, have you got any spare dice I use?" Uh, I dunno, lemme check...

2 wooden chests containing dice; metals dice on the left, non-metallic on the right
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nice Mei cosplay

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It me

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"He's an asshole! I don't care what he thinks..." Marty's self-realization moment in the saloon is such a punch the air moment

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it fits better; whereas there's moments with the 1955 Biff where he is clearly trying to kill Marty with the car and like... "dude, you're just meant to be the school bully"

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part III's tongue in much more firmly planted in it's cheek than the 1st one and, one thing definitely in it's favour; the western setting makes it easier for Biff's to be THE bad guy in a more conventional way

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the cups of tea are starting to do their job; I'm almost feeling human

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Having rewatched, can now confidently reaffirm the ranking of the trilogy 1st: Back to the Future 2nd: Back to the Future, part III 3rd: Back to the Future, part II

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how's you doing?

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morning

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mmmm yes please

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look after yourself and enjoy the painting

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some of my more recent minis (been a slow year)

miniature of Prince Adam (80's version) 20 Dwarf Longbeards with champion, standard bearer and musician Vizzik skour Ork with metal arm on giant squigosaur
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Rib-eye steak sandwiches, curly fries and onion rings for dinner, choccy & banana ice cream for afters (is bank holiday weekend after all) This week's Saturday night movie- Back to the Future, part III

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looks good... I need to get some baking done again, been too long

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nice; congrats

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Worf: there appears to be an... object on the hull Sisko: on screen O'Brien: what the hell is that? Kira: is it a missile? A Bomb? Jadzia: Oh, it's just the Doctor

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that's some funky mojo there; that response should be Pavlovian at this point

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