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Mark Bauer

@thepurplebauer.bsky.social

๐Ÿ”ต expat living in an un-named country that does not permit extradition to Tr-mpistan. The beatings will stop in 4 years. Unless the Orange Melon Felon cancels the next election.

created November 15, 2023

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Malformative!

24/9/2025, 10:14:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trigger the Maga rage!

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24/9/2025, 10:00:50 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to force her to shut up on the issue

24/9/2025, 9:54:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pooty is getting desperate.

24/9/2025, 9:01:35 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Or human

24/9/2025, 8:23:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/9/2025, 8:23:30 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maureen Berzanski ๐Ÿงท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŸง๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿพ (@moberzan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Good afternoon & TY Atti @atti1711.bsky.social ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค— @habsmtlcanadiens.bsky.social @thepurplebauer.bsky.social @markymark757.bsky.social @oldfashionednuts.bsky.social @oneveteransoath.substack.com @cosmotheshaggydog.bsky.social @georgewachsmuth.bsky.social @carlchri.bsky.social

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24/9/2025, 8:22:26 PM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

She's definitely trans-something.

24/9/2025, 8:16:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Maybe Candace could hire noted genital expert Nancy Mace to assist in this investigative endeavor.

24/9/2025, 8:10:25 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

This is some major twisty pretzel logic shit going on here.

24/9/2025, 8:01:17 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/9/2025, 6:29:40 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Trump and his "no more wars" attitude

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24/9/2025, 5:12:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

I confess to being such a fuddy duddy that I had to Google "Cava" to understand what kind of bag that $50K in cash was in. Possibly Homan thought it was just some hummus and pita?

24/9/2025, 5:04:51 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

I once confronted a broken escalator and had to walk up it. During that difficult event, at no point did I feel compelled to call the Ranger Regiment for military assistance to get upstairs. I just walked up like a normal fucking person does without whining like a pussy.

24/9/2025, 3:01:55 PM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/9/2025, 3:00:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MErlin (@merlinmm.bsky.social) reposted

TY @sassy0210.bsky.social @kelmaur7.bsky.social @waxsonic.bsky.social @kymeanie.bsky.social @seoigh1.bsky.social @lynnlikesweed.bsky.social @mark3m.bsky.social @mysageadvice.bsky.social @demladyalways.bsky.social @thepurplebauer.bsky.social @packers1.bsky.social @merlinmm.bsky.social

24/9/2025, 2:59:15 PM | 45 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Great Blue Community Builders! @tjjohnson.bsky.social @pete-1972.bsky.social @tashaheadricknyc.bsky.social @thepurplebauer.bsky.social @victinibcn.bsky.social @afforsyth.bsky.social @agb2g.bsky.social

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24/9/2025, 2:05:16 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

I think that is Scott Bessent's arm after planning the Argentina bail-out.

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24/9/2025, 1:02:28 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/9/2025, 12:01:12 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

This is some sick-ass Krusty Gnome shit.

24/9/2025, 11:01:44 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/9/2025, 10:56:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

"Rapture" is an anagram of "Pure Rat".

24/9/2025, 10:01:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FCC Chairman!

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24/9/2025, 4:03:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Fantastic monologue - kudos and welcome back! #Kimmel

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24/9/2025, 3:56:47 AM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Translation: "I am too lazy to do my actual fucking job"

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24/9/2025, 3:00:13 AM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Stephen Miller doing speech prep on Trump.

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24/9/2025, 2:00:10 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/9/2025, 1:05:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BlueResister ๐Ÿฆ‹Fighting for Democracy ๐Ÿฆ‹ (@blueresister.bsky.social) reposted

@boxdonkey17.bsky.social @patawan1.substack.com @itistherealjas.bsky.social @gigialexander123.bsky.social @clarkpowers.bsky.social @newmekboy.bsky.social @thepurplebauer.bsky.social @merlinmm.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @bluthrunthru.bsky.social @thegoldfishmind.bsky.social

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24/9/2025, 1:02:37 AM | 7 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/9/2025, 1:00:34 AM | 7 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

He dumped the dog on EU

24/9/2025, 12:12:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump ready for de-brief backstage at UN after his excellent speech.

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24/9/2025, 12:00:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumb bastard has not done shit to help anyway so...

23/9/2025, 11:12:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

When does โ€˜Jimmy Kimmel Live!โ€™ start? โ€œJimmy Kimmel Live!โ€ begins at 11:35 p.m. ET/10:35 p.m. CT.

23/9/2025, 11:00:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Emergency PFA on United Nations Podium #1, STAT!

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23/9/2025, 10:00:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/9/2025, 9:25:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Moron Trump has single-handedly sidelined the US defense industry.

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23/9/2025, 9:01:00 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

If you make it to the last paragraph, you then understand how totally full of shit Kennedy and Trump are.

23/9/2025, 8:01:16 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bigg Dog small beach

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23/9/2025, 7:50:42 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Did Trump just have a massive stroke or what the fuck Is this all about?? bsky.app/profile/wart...

23/9/2025, 7:26:04 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

That was her high water mark!!

23/9/2025, 7:12:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Thus demonstrating a total lack of empathy and awareness as she fails to acknowledge how her reign of terror has impacted America. I liked her better in the good old days when she was just a simple puppy assassin.

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23/9/2025, 7:01:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bunny ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ”” ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒฒ ๐Ÿ’™ ๐ŸŒŠ (@pittsburghlady.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Ty @merlinmm.bsky.social @womenvspatriarchy.bsky.social @gentlem.bsky.social @raykwong.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social @dcombes.bsky.social @sterlinghunter.bsky.social @thepurplebauer.bsky.social @gigiangel.bsky.social @hopeful66.bsky.social @pittsburghlady.bsky.social

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23/9/2025, 6:40:54 PM | 28 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

So disappointing....

23/9/2025, 6:01:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Weird blast from the past, anyone remember her?

23/9/2025, 5:01:58 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what Sinclair shareholders make of this mess.

23/9/2025, 4:15:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Fanta (@sassy0210.bsky.social) reposted

Tuesday Friends #5 @seizeday.bsky.social @annmb48.bsky.social @annettebeebe.bsky.social @itsecurityninja.bsky.social @risingphoenix65.bsky.social @trinityphoenix.bsky.social @dama2spirits.bsky.social @longislander520.bsky.social @thepurplebauer.bsky.social @banblew.bsky.social

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Profile picture Bill Murray (@billster.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Find your closest NoKings peaceful protest on Oct. 18 - www.nokings.org

23/9/2025, 2:17:23 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Hahahahaha

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23/9/2025, 4:03:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

WTAF this guy is a fucking moron

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23/9/2025, 3:01:28 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Great Blue Community Builders! @guitar-girl.bsky.social @therealkimmymm.bsky.social @thepurplebauer.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @rebelb1ue.bsky.social @6cats4adomino.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social

23/9/2025, 2:03:40 PM | 12 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

It will be fun to watch her be humiliated in court.

23/9/2025, 1:03:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all we got for now!

23/9/2025, 12:04:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

This would seem to indicate that Trump knows he is in a weak position.

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23/9/2025, 12:01:23 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Thank you Disney, the new Kimmel news cycle has displaced the Charlie Kirk news cycle.

23/9/2025, 11:01:28 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Epstein Files? Homan Files? What's next?

23/9/2025, 10:00:44 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/9/2025, 9:03:38 AM | 19 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture STEPHEN JAMES (@stephen5150.bsky.social) reposted

NEW STARTER PACK 9/22/25 VETTED ACCOUNTS. MOST FOLLOW BACK. MANY ARE COMMUNITY BUILDERS OR CREATE STARTER PACKS.

23/9/2025, 3:24:21 AM | 143 92 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Trump specializes in Dumb.

23/9/2025, 2:00:14 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Trump solved this war on TV

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23/9/2025, 12:01:08 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

He specifically referenced a corporate brand name which may result in a nice lawsuit.

22/9/2025, 11:11:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hopeful66 (@hopeful66.bsky.social) reposted

go.bsky.app/2Kj5AxE

22/9/2025, 10:19:41 PM | 145 111 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the drogas

22/9/2025, 10:10:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/9/2025, 10:00:58 PM | 7 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MErlin (@merlinmm.bsky.social) reposted

TY @abbarsha.bsky.social @kelmaur7.bsky.social @waxsonic.bsky.social @kymeanie.bsky.social @seoigh1.bsky.social @lynnlikesweed.bsky.social @mark3m.bsky.social @mysageadvice.bsky.social @demladyalways.bsky.social @thepurplebauer.bsky.social @jules1212.bsky.social @merlinmm.bsky.social

22/9/2025, 8:52:52 PM | 29 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/9/2025, 8:30:22 PM | 20 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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SUPER TACO

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22/9/2025, 8:00:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not if she gets drummed out of TrumpWorld.

22/9/2025, 6:08:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

How's it feel to be set up as the fall guy, Pambo Blondi? Good luck with this steaming pile of shit. Your career is officially wrecked #ETTD

22/9/2025, 6:01:15 PM | 18 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

No money for health care for American citizens but we'll spend taxpayer $'s to buy chain saws for assholes in Argentina.

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22/9/2025, 5:02:34 PM | 3 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

A summary of the GOP party platform.

22/9/2025, 4:01:31 PM | 11 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

I think she can keep the seat until she wins or loses, albeit she might not even win the primary lol

22/9/2025, 3:14:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meg for Democracy (@peaceful1.bsky.social) reposted

Peace! #ProudBlue #Pinks @alala55.bsky.social @matthewjdowd.bsky.social @sunsong23.bsky.social @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social @mcspocky.bsky.social @worriedgrandma56.bsky.social @thepurplebauer.bsky.social @melissa-hall.bsky.social @davidepike.bsky.social @hope50.bsky.social

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Great Blue Community Builders! @queenkong24.bsky.social @earthbound420.bsky.social @hopeful66.bsky.social @merlinmm.bsky.social @thepurplebauer.bsky.social @cherylbluewave.bsky.social @peaceful1.bsky.social

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22/9/2025, 2:07:28 PM | 6 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn't Congress have an insanity clause or something like that?

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22/9/2025, 1:00:45 PM | 19 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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The skirmishing about the 100% certain shutdown continues.

22/9/2025, 12:00:35 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Ken Dilanian on MSNBC just now. 5 year old statement by James Comey under investigation, statute of limitation expires next week. Trump Admin pushing for new AUSA to indict him ASAP.

22/9/2025, 11:00:20 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Time for breakfast!

22/9/2025, 10:00:44 AM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/9/2025, 3:00:27 AM | 30 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK, is the memorial service or whatever it was, is it done now? Are we over this? Or are the right wing radical thugs going to drag it out for weeks to exploit the poor bastard's death some more?

22/9/2025, 2:00:25 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™~Patty ~๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™ (@pattyger.bsky.social) reposted

Hereโ€™s my newest pack. All accounts have been thoroughly vetted for you. So hit that follow all button and make some new friends! Please repost to grow our community. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ #StrongerTogether ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™

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21/9/2025, 9:00:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupidest shit ever.

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21/9/2025, 9:00:16 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is literally directing Pambo Blondi at his enemies list.

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21/9/2025, 8:00:36 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bad visual ๐Ÿคฎ

21/9/2025, 7:41:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is too stupid to realize the Brits totally rolled him.

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21/9/2025, 7:00:33 PM | 18 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump says...Let them eat cake.

21/9/2025, 6:00:39 PM | 18 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are completely interchangeable.

21/9/2025, 5:17:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, stupid and compliant with a huge dose of hubris.

21/9/2025, 5:17:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I cannot relate as an old grumpy gray guy!

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21/9/2025, 4:10:39 PM | 45 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Looks like an experienced hire ๐Ÿคช "Halligan, who does not have any prosecutorial experience, is practiced to license law in Florida and handled insurance claims"

21/9/2025, 5:00:36 PM | 7 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not wrong.

21/9/2025, 4:47:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social)

Just a reminder that Fox fully supports and advocates for the genocide of millions of American citizens. Perhaps Brendan Carr needs to take action? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

21/9/2025, 4:00:45 PM | 12 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are affiliated to the same company.

21/9/2025, 3:43:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Bauer (@thepurplebauer.bsky.social) reply parent

You bet!

21/9/2025, 3:43:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view