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Dramatic clouds and double rainbows!! š š
Sounds like the people in his current town need to step it the fuck up!
I moved from Illinois to escape the oppressive humidity - 79% GTFOH
Happy National Dog Day to those who celebrate! Ziva was great practice for our human kid. Whoever came up with the words āhoundā and ābitchā to describe her kind was absolutely spot on. Love you doggo š¶ā¤ļø
Enjoyed the last week before school starts - visiting some amazing places on the western slope!
She may be 14 but sheāll always be a big baby. Glad sheās still willing to snuggle! ā¤ļøš¶
Tried out a recipe Iām calling Death By Chocolate for tomorrowās block party šŖš«
Stella Liebeck getting burned with McDonaldās coffee. The media and most people gave that poor old woman such shit and she suffered horribly, we should have learned to grow a soul since then but sadly no.
āusually the Jesus with ultramarine blue eyes and the soft, curling shoulder-length hair of an ancient-times shampoo modelā from @swordsjew.bsky.social is *chefās kiss*
Making a concerned effort to read more books this year.. kindle notifications help a ton - but damn it if I havenāt found some way to miss ONE day each of the past THREE months! I got all the way to the 27th too š
Neat looking clouds tonight
Iām oddly proud of this guy.. his leaves were falling off and the poor thing was drowning! Iāve learned to take much better care of him, and love how photogenic he is in the morning sun ā¤ļøšŖ“āļø
Since having a kid my memoryās gone to shit. A while back I called myself Dory andā¦ a nickname has never caught on so fast š
Good things happened today, feels like quite a while since the last timeā¦ hopefully more good things will follow
In my experience people donāt like being replaced by robots and not all work can be automatedā¦ but Iām not a mega genius like so many in this administration
Why didnāt he fix it during his last term and why exactly is the teevee talking to Homeland Security Barbie about it?
āI donāt want an electric carā - the guy who bought one at the White Houseās Tesla showroom š
Starting with the president seems overly ambitious but Iām on board
Someone tell this bitch whoās been calling in bomb threats to Planned Parenthood and murdering abortion docs
Wait till RFK hears about this one asshole who keeps talking about going to Marsā¦
āBully discovers reality canāt be swayed by yellingā
The faces on the guys behind him in both photos is taking me OUT š
The Rockies suck but this was genius and hilarious. Kudos to the Ryans for making an ass kicking interesting! www.9news.com/article/news...
Greatā¦ now I wonāt even be able to enjoy the end of the world
This from the dude who famously called in to his favorite morning tee vee chat show and wouldnāt shut the fuck up
All the books? He was finishing college when I was born and didnāt know what else to do with a baby but read to them. Instilled a lifelong love of reading!
Checked out the chalk art festival!
Dude says a lot of shit. Call me back when pen hits paper
Donāt want to speak for the masses but, personally, I donāt hate our country so much as I hate you
See also: climate change
Spent a little time outdoors the last week or so, I highly recommend it!!
āKey details remain unclearā is basically this administrationās catchphrase
āI told the President his big beautiful beliefs were wrong and he told me to fuck offā
This must be another example of the āmath you do as a Republican to make yourself feel betterā coined during the 2012 election
TIL my kiddo calls courts and cul de sacs ālollipop streetsā and itās the cutest and most accurate thing Iāve heard in a while
Solid gold thrift store find
Unfortunately just saying "no more climate change" has no effect on climate change
Another morning waking up to a country ruled by a big, dumb, asshole. Greatness achieved!
Paging Mitch McConnell.. I bet he has some thoughts on the topic?
The firm I work for came in and took my office chair since I didnāt officially request it the right way??
ā¦only three? Riiiiiiight
If heās a billionaire he can buy his own tacky shit
Face planted on the bike after trying to be friendly to another parent. Lesson learned š¤£
Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Peasantville
Trust is EARNED
My mother in law would greatly benefit from therapy. Three more days to go!!
The problem with ācentral castingā is that WE LIVE IN REALITY NOT TEEVEE
Went to the dispensary today, surprised to see signs about 4/20 deals. I was just in there to get my usual and totally forgot what day it is š younger Me would be shocked and confused for more than a few reasons
Maybe tomorrow I can sleep past 5amā¦..
Wow that sounds incredibly efficient. Masterful gambit sirs
Woke up in a bad mood but I got to ride my bike next to this fox and that helped ā¤ļøš¦
I want to take my kiddo to the Macyās thanksgiving day paradeā¦ anyone have tips to share?
Lost one of my dental crowns at work today. Not LOST lostš¤°but I still have to get it replaced tomorrowā¦ š«¤
Between Musk and the dudes from that Netflix series trying to father as many kids as possibleā¦ seems like a problematic game to be playing with the future gene pool but Iām not a scientist so š¤·āāļø
They canāt fully light him from the front without giving away the extent of his bad makeup job š
I have seen enough of the bald Nazi shitweasel for one day, thank you very much. Already heard enough of him for several lifetimes.
THE GOVERNMENT ISNāT A BUSINESS
āHeās been thinking about tariffs for 40 yearsā āI had my greatest idea about politics at age 12ā Can we please start taking seriously people with actual plans and not decades old half baked nonsense?
On top of *all this* I had blood drawn at the doctor and now my arm hurts
He knows what heās doing because he runs his mouth?? Fuck OFF with this nonsense
Petition to stop framing facts as opinion questions
Super pumped for all the ādo your own researchā people to start crying about how no one told them this was coming
I havenāt done that, am I qualified to be SecDef now?!
Someone please metaphor Steve Bannon
Donāt spend every waking breath fucking people over and they wonāt wish for you to stop breathing, seems easy to me
My voice is my passport. Verify me. šš
NBD just some light domestic terrorism
āTo be determinedā hiding toward the bottom š®
In case you forgot what good news sounds like, we got those people back from outer space safely!
Does the person inside the robot suit know theyāre going to Mars?
His plan has been, and forever shall be, āfuck you, pay meā so letās not try and make him any deeper
I wish I had the ability to not give a fuck more often
My dad likes to tell of this fight between me and one of my (few) male cousins: Him: āIām biggerā Me: goes nose to nose with him, āyeah, well Iām meanerā Him: walks away Happy #InternationalWomensDay to those who celebrate š
While awarding his own companies billions of dollars in contracts!
The nerve to say this after that ātech supportā t-shirt and baseball cap in a goddamned CABINET MEETING
Anti smoking commercials reminding me itās been about a decade since my last cigaretteā¦ at one point I couldnāt imagine going ten hours - let alone ten YEARS. š„³
Glad to hear it! Worked downtown for a while years ago as change was still a ways off. I wish for so much more out of my fair city and those who remain ā¤ļø
Itās needed addressing for DECADES. The cityās residents and leaders have clearly chosen to suck, Iām glad to have moved away the first chance I got!
The townās slogan was, for a time during my childhood, āa different kind of greatnessā and this is exactly what they meant š
I grew up in Rockfordā¦ no surprise theyāre spending time and effort on dumb shit like this
So now there are LOTS of horses in the hospital? Am I keeping up
I recently learned there were two versions of the theme song for Saved By The Bell and now Iām questioning my childhood.
This oneās on my personal ānon traditional Christmas classicsā movie watchlist. Eminently quotable with equal parts action and humor. 10/10
The only two times I can recall during my lifetime where store shelves lay empty of basic necessities have both been under the same president
One thing I learned finding Gladiator on Roku is Iām going to need new living room speakersā¦ ā¹ļø
āThe mentally unfit man thinks Iām greatā isnāt the flex you think it is bro
This tough lady had to clock out some time. Thanks for keeping us safe and being an amazing member of our family šā¤ļø
Letās hope this is the final nail in the coffin for this bitch
Congrats everyone for getting through January, the Monday of the year!
What a fucking asshole
I have expensive taste but Iām cheap š
Failing spectacularly at many things in life but my orchid has a new shoot so Iām celebrating plant related success today! #greenthumb
Just had a transvaginal ultrasound and the worst part of the whole experience was āGirls Just Wanna Have Funā playing in the background.
The most correct answer: The Wonders
This was so much easier when I was a kid š š¼ but I stayed upright the whole time! š„³
