Thinking a lot about less and less
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Party of small government blah blah blah…
Your new ICE agents👇
“My dearest Wilhelmina, I write to you from the front, where news is grim. The tyrant has issued a new executive order against ‘hoagies of mass destruction,’ and our sandwicheers find themselves low on supplies. Thankfully, the Arby Irregulars have commenced ambushes to lessen the pressure.”
Too good!
I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
What are we doing here?🤬
It’s been done already
Out in nature with those damn plugs stuk in yer ears. Whatchu listen to that’s so damn important
Two Gorillas pose with the anti-poaching rangers who guard them.
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So basically we now know that Maxwell has major kompromat on Trump. Perhaps more than what’s in the files. No other explanation for this move. I mean seriously wtf
Having an 18yo daughter I just can’t get my head around this. WTF Texas?!?
40% of all the ship traffic on the earth is just carrying coal and gas and oil back and forth to be burned, a job the sun is perfectly happy to do for free. If you send a ship full of solar panels across the ocean, they will in their lifetimes produce 500 times as much energy as a ship full of coal.
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I am FUMING mad. To support this woman directly please donate to @psabortionfund.bsky.social. Abortion, Every Day will be sending out our story shortly–go to the link in my bio to subscribe. Huge thanks to @kylietcheung.bsky.social for her excellent and ongoing reporting on this. What a nightmare.
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Too good
Paging @drjackbrown.bsky.social
Don’t threaten me with a good time
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For the Epsteinth time, he’s guilty. Release the files. His fall is inevitable.
This from a man who knows more about blocks of wood and DC journalists than your average commentator
Eeewww, I find myself agreeing with Nick Fuentes. I don’t know what to do with my feelings right now.
Alligator Alcatraz
The internet wins again 👏👋👋
The MAGA meltdown continues. See, eg, Tucker Carlson verses Bill Ackman… 1/
I’m so sorry for your loss and so grateful for your voice. Be well and keep speaking out 💔💔💔
You’ve outdone yourself RGE👏🔥🤣
Or the big tube of toothpaste
Cosmos, every second. Thank you Mr. Raplye 🙏
Apparently she didn’t say this. She’s spread plenty of other lies and outrageous statements but this isn’t one of them
A State Department employee shared with PBS News an image from inside the department. The image includes a piece of paper taped to a mirror with the words, "Colleagues, if you remain: RESIST FASCISM. Remember the oath you vowed to uphold."
300-400 tons of bing cherries at this Oregon farm will not be picked. Half of the pickers are not showing up for work due to real fears of ICE raids. The cost of hating immigrants will be felt at grocery stores. No cherry pie for haters #Voices4Victory #Pinks m.youtube.com/watch?v=wYGd...
At least we know Senator sternly worded letter is on top of things
Amen
I am introducing a bill that requires a banjo solo whenever this fucking redneckkk hick opens her pie hole
Let all people of good will join in this new declaration of independence open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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I think I’m in love 🧠 ❤️
She speaks for all of us in this moment. #VoteHellNO
Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world.
So far The Dictator has accomplished absolutely nothing but ruining the lives of a lot of people: federal employees, immigrants who’ve done nothing wrong, small business people etc. Markets are flat, prices are up, the world hates us & we have no allies. Total failure.
Supreme court my ass
#ResistorsLaughOfTheDay
Now THATS my Senator!👏👏👏
Watching on repeat 👏👏
Supreme court my ass
Too soon 🥲
if we had an opposition party i bet they'd be really upset about everything happening right now
Facts
The artist formerly known as The Boss now?
The artists responsible for last year's poop statue appear to have struck again. This time with a work called “Dictator Approved,” an 8-foot-tall sculpture showing a gold-painted hand with a thumbs-up quashing the sea foam green crown of the Statute of Liberty on the National Mall.
Stephen Miller def clipped this article for his scrapbook
It took me about a minute to figure out how to accomplish this. I was able to complete it correctly after I stopped crying from laughing so hard. Enjoy!
Bend showed up bigtime for the No Kings rally! 👏👏👏💪😎
Bragg Soldiers Who Cheered Trump's Political Attacks While in Uniform Were Checked for Allegiance, Appearance www.military.com/daily-news/2...
This seems really bad
"Nobody’s going to spit on our police officers," says Trump, who four months ago pardoned people who beat police officers with pipes, flagpoles, baseball bats and 2-by-4s at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.
Absolutely nothing about this is right to any degree. No wonder I rarely leave my apartment. If I saw this happening, I would probably be deported to the South Sudan or El Salvador #USDemocracy
Using the word “soil” isn’t by accident
I’m here for the Muppets
Trump and Elon broke up
If you watch only one video today, let it be this one. Watch NYU Stern School of Business Professor Scott Galloway’s outstanding commentary on what prosperity and wealth should mean in America. His words could not be more on point and timely. Please pass it on.
Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!
Take my money
Treating a new Covid strain like a crime and not a public health issue is deranged.
Tacos, delicious, I see what you did there
Flight to Denver cancelled today. Thunderstorms? This smells like BS. ATC has been having issues like when they lost contact with multiple incoming flights a couple weeks ago.
Zappa was brilliant. One of my fav quotes from him “jazz isn’t dead, it just smells funny”
Excellent piece, would only suggest one tiny caveat in your close “…as long as it’s a Republican president.”
Trump’s so-called “white genocide” in Africa is a lie. Afrikaner commentator Piet Croucamp, an academic at North-West University in South Africa, told CBS News: “This is the land of milk and honey if you’re white.”
The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
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I agree, Donald.. you fucking loser. There is always a tweet.
Refugee my ass.
JFC, have a 5 am flight with my family into Denver tomorrow 😳
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Yes, the singing bird is a Song Sparrow
the thing thing about the admonition to “not take the bait” is that while it makes sense in the context of an election — where you are trying to communicate a narrow set of ideas broadly — it does not make sense in the context of “how do we make this president as unpopular as possible”
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🔥 Kimmel on @repstansbury.bsky.social gloriously trolling Marge for using a doctored photo to try to make a witness look bad
American Pope🇺🇸
😳👏👏👏 never thought I would applaud Piers Morgan but have to give him credit for taking down this awful POS racist bitch
Brian Cox ~ The purpose of life?
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
We cannot expound on these “circumstances”. The fact that our Island has recently acquired two F/A-18s is most certainly a coincidence.
Our trade deficit isn’t the crisis Trump wants us to believe… It’s not other countries taking advantage of the U.S. —It’s what happens when you’re the richest country on earth with a consumer-driven economy. We import so much because Americans benefit from cheaper goods made abroad.
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