Damn. Again? 🫶
Husband, Dad and all around goofball. The Oxford Comma can fuck right off I am from Aurora, Illinois…. A suburb of Chicago.
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Damn. Again? 🫶
Rather charming group I’d say.
I agree with my esteemed colleague.
Snap! Crackle! Pop! Back hurtees
Well enough to hit the lake this morning. Boards are loaded up and I just need to kick K loose so she can get ready. You’re a doll for asking :)
Fuck. This. Guy.
Blah.
For no apparent reason, “Shoot High, Aim Low” - Yes
This sounds amazing lol
Rose and Thorn Reading for this week! Trash Panda Tarot #Tarotsky #Witchsky
Might go to the lake today. It’s a nice cool morning. *turns on coffee pot* Morning.
Hahahahahaha
I’d have 7k followers too if I had a huge rack.
Hints and allegations…
Oh oh lol
I mean, it could be worse lol
Ahhh got it.
Tennis?
“Oh might hunter twill be quite a task…. How will you do it, might I inquire to assssssssk”
“Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock…. Might I inquire to ask….. what’s up doc?”
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Ohhhh this is right up my alley. I love shit like this.
I love shit like that.
you’re telling me this west is mid?
Ruin a song by adding the word 'literally' to the title Everybody Wants to Literally Rule the World
Young girls, really.
You proved my point. Danke. Now go fetch your drindl, Helmut.
Fuck.
Making boing boing is now the official BlueSky euphemism for smexy time and I’ll not be taking any questions on the matter.
Sure thing, Herr Goebbels. Arbeit Macht Frei, Oder? It’s super easy for you to talk shit behind a phone and 7 time zones away. But you’ll keep talking because I want you too and you’re my bitch. You’ll do as your told.
I don’t give fucks. I am a merchant of the highest quality fucks. My prices cannot be low with standards this high.
Carbon fart print
It might squirt at ya.
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
*yawn* I consider you a fucking moron, Bruce Lee wanna be.
Well duh.
*rolls up in the Home Depot parking lot*
Whatever you say, Deiter. Typical alpha male bullshit.
Fuckaas bitch.
NANCY SINATRA: These boots are made for walkin THE PROCLAIMERS: Like, how far?
Saw your rant...made me laugh.
I might need some. Ive been fighting off this cold/flu and I am just wiped out tired.
*yawn* Watching Tenn vs Georgia and struggling to stay awake.
That should fix ya for a few days
Weekend Bluesky is like those private pop up concerts where only a few people are in attendance
Errrr…
Who?
ask your doctor if social media is right for you
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Bruh…. I’m right here.
Make a band singular: Too Live Dude
My tv crapped out so I had to get a new one and the new remote doesn't have a Last Channel button so now I have to toggle between football games by re-inputting channel numbers like some kind of goddamn neolithic hunter-gatherer.
Make a band singular: Non Blonde
you want me to join a discord? you mean the thing that causes strife?? hard pass
That's fair.
Done
Genau! I love this version. The re-recorded English version is trash. Goldfinger did a good cover of this, mixed German/English verses. You should check it out.
Morn.
Morning all. It’s my Friday. Hoping it goes quickly but now I’ve already jinxed it. *sips iced coffee*
Tavern style cheese and sausage from Rosati’s. :)
Pizza? Check. M&Ms? Check. Couple episodes of The Crown? Check. Bed? On my way.
God I haven’t thought about that in years…
Im honored to be reading at Witches' Bazaar this year! Look for Bohemian Rose Tarot! That's me! This is a SPECTACULAR all ages event in Tucson.
Still nothing on common sense gun reform.
Such a good tune.
I am tired but looking forward to Chicago tavern style pizza and some quiet time.
Pizza night tonight. Might have a beverage too. 30 minutes until Friday is over.
Ugh whyyyyy
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boobs are nature's sippy cups
I may have to check that out!
La Croix: Hot Ones* (when you open the can, a white man's voice tells you about an episode of the show that made him sweat just imagining it)
And it wouldn’t smell like fish.
Sundown is one of my favorite songs.
Agreed. My time in Orchestra and Band define my high school memories
God I loved marching band.
Wow… that’s ummm something lol
I’d be disappointed if you didn’t.
I hate Illinois Nazis…
You the same age as my brother, who I miss terribly and teased him relentlessly as an older brother should. :p
Your sister is my age. This explains a lot, you know.
That’s right! I always think it was 84. You are correct.
You’re in the same age bracket as my brother. He would have been 47 this year. So yeah, you were like… 4 when MTV debuted?
Oh I might have to pause The Crown for one night! I love that show! I’ve got a thing for Alison Hammond. And Noel of course. Ok, and Paul too.
44? Oh sweet child… lol I do remember Devo coming onto the scene when MTV started airing “Whip It” and then banned it. I was more into Zappa, more progressive stuff. But when “Whip It” was banned that was a big deal.
Well done!
Same. I used to work for Binny’s Beverage Depot and got tickets all the time from City Bev. I’d wear my Scott Posednik Sox jersey and buy the hat of the away team. I hate the Cubs.
I haven’t kept up, there is a new season starting??? Is Noel still there? *please say yes
A bit?
I need to finish watching The Crown but I’ll add it to the list.
Chicago’s Wrigley Field….
My scrod is fine, thank you for asking.
FM - Steely Dan
Jenn he’s taller then I am now :( I hate it. And yes, poor Trixie. She was gorgeous.
I still can’t believe one (1) serving of otter pops is six (6) otter pops
A necessary reminder
…. Why.