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Welcome, friend. Take a seat and rest. You're home. I really like skeletons I vent now and again 23. open dms. we're friends now, friend Discord: .sbeve.

created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture Tilde~ (Beebsoup Sweetie) (@coombutt.bsky.social) reposted

Did it hurt? When you come here often?

2/9/2025, 1:48:51 PM | 54 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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remember this post when necessary

2/9/2025, 7:27:23 AM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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me

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2/9/2025, 7:29:01 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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traced jesuses #art

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2/9/2025, 7:23:43 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i secrete hopelessness, I excrete despair, my body is a machine that turns potential into disappointment

2/9/2025, 6:29:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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everything is hollow again. nothing

2/9/2025, 6:17:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there's

1/9/2025, 9:23:31 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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you okay? no you wanna talk about it? no im here if you wanna talk ok are you safe? yes good talk

1/9/2025, 8:37:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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did you?

1/9/2025, 5:03:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cow tools daily (@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social) reposted

of course. who in their right mind would want to look at cow tools *daily*

Edited Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy and Sluggi are at Sluggipo's house looking at a window so dirty it's opaque. Nancy says,
1/9/2025, 1:54:21 PM | 504 88 | View on Bluesky | view

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you know, you have a point there

1/9/2025, 11:53:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what if there was a watermelon that was evil. wouldn't that be fucked or what?

1/9/2025, 11:52:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shiddpostha Gautama (@ohshit.bsky.social) reposted

as an empath, i can tell when people are attempting to murder me with guns and bazookas

1/9/2025, 1:54:15 AM | 53 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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dr pepper tastes out of this world. In a "I'm not supposed to be ingesting this" kind of way

1/9/2025, 10:07:52 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grobian Syboe (@grobiansyboe.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah that makes sense.

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1/9/2025, 9:00:01 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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mornign creature

1/9/2025, 10:01:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay fuck whatever i said. that WILL protect you

1/9/2025, 10:01:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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far too late came far too soon

1/9/2025, 8:52:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the bed won't protect you. you know that. start building up defenses

1/9/2025, 6:21:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐“š๐“ฒ๐“ญ ๐“•๐“พ๐“ท๐“ด๐”‚ ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ญ (@blindguymcsleazy.bsky.social) reposted

Hey im like this guy you should follow

1/9/2025, 5:17:47 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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stay vigilant. death in the world today

1/9/2025, 6:14:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nightylamp (@nightmare-fueler.bsky.social) reposted

[shaking someones hand] "lol i jerked off with this hand.. lmao just kidding dude, i dont jerk off with my hands. literally havent touched my penis since '06.. yeah man its like a whole thing, there a subreddit for it if you wanna check it out."

31/8/2025, 11:56:04 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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you're the first human

31/8/2025, 11:36:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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disappointed in myself

31/8/2025, 9:31:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knuckles the Echidna if his name was Knuckles the Enchilada: Hi, I'm Knuckles! Don't eat me!

31/8/2025, 8:39:19 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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man fuck alcohol

31/8/2025, 3:38:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yesterday i drank just one beer, which at that point when i started an *additional* antidepressant made me feel not quite psychotic but closer to that. I got four beers today although i knew that it would be a bad idea, and while it was, im alright. reality skewed, but when is it not

30/8/2025, 8:29:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:24:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I all the time romanticise not my death, nor my leaving of life, but my joining to those dead

30/8/2025, 8:23:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you're a machine

30/8/2025, 8:14:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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humanity lost something great once the digital age took root. Gained so much but lost soul.

30/8/2025, 8:11:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hello officer, man milk maybe?

30/8/2025, 7:54:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lilk ๐Ÿคค

30/8/2025, 7:53:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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asking for a friend

30/8/2025, 7:50:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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does he lactate?

30/8/2025, 7:50:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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reminds me of a picture of like a nest of toilet paper that's hanging in the air from toilet paper ropes with shit in it in a public toilet

30/8/2025, 3:11:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you all get loading screen tips when sleeping, right?

30/8/2025, 1:03:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:59:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strap queens? overrated. CRAP queens is where it's at

30/8/2025, 12:57:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PLEEEEEAAAAASE

30/8/2025, 11:35:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i fell asleep right after watching the wii u video and my brain just started making stuff up about the wii u

30/8/2025, 10:23:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pikmin? more like shitmin

30/8/2025, 9:46:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the scott the woz playlist stays on during sex

30/8/2025, 9:43:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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freaky bot

30/8/2025, 7:09:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in super mario galaxy you can have sex with a boss enemy but i won't tell you which one

30/8/2025, 6:46:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im da guy

30/8/2025, 6:44:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sable, Public Universal Momfriend ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ (@ghostlysable.bsky.social) reposted

call her Jeb Bush the way she's showing her whole ass and saying "please clap"

30/8/2025, 5:46:03 AM | 72 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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you can have sex with the moon

30/8/2025, 12:11:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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league of poop legends

29/8/2025, 10:55:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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self portrait maybe

29/8/2025, 9:55:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you don't have to fight every negative feeling you have

29/8/2025, 7:28:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:01:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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or maybe im putting too much thought into my and others' perception of me while tired and not all there. I'm just silly like that. My thoughts don't define me! Night time! Love all of you!

29/8/2025, 6:55:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gather your pieces back up and keep walking

29/8/2025, 6:49:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i am an archetype and nothing more. i am as deep as a puddle

29/8/2025, 6:46:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐Ÿฆ‡โš”๏ธ๐”„๐”ก๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”žโš”๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡ (@gloomyfae.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 5:29:06 PM | 77 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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gonna go out on a limb here and say that this was a bad idea

29/8/2025, 6:33:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm comedic relief! That's all I ever wanted! That's all I ever needed! To be the comedic relief character! To be the weird one! To be the silly one! That's me!

29/8/2025, 6:23:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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alcohol while starting an additional antidepressant. wise choice? no. choice i made? yes

29/8/2025, 5:51:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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please return my balls without any bite marks please

29/8/2025, 3:36:09 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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dipped pizza in pepsi call that penis pizza

29/8/2025, 3:27:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:08:17 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmao yeah im the opposite. I just make a little guy and forget about it

29/8/2025, 2:38:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like to think of myself as the designer

29/8/2025, 2:20:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's a guilty pleasure to step into depression despite not feeling it at the moment. Entertaining the hopelessness and self pity because it feels safe. More part of me than anything else. It's home and it's comfortable

29/8/2025, 1:11:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so was no one planning to tell me about mr. bungle?

29/8/2025, 12:33:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:32:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what happened next? I'm on the edge of my seat!

29/8/2025, 12:24:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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okay let me just... wait a SECOND! WHERE DID MY BALLS GO?!?

29/8/2025, 11:47:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cramped in here #art

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18/6/2025, 9:44:21 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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#art #artmoots

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24/6/2025, 8:19:18 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:34:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ™„ Vox... is Tails the friggin hedge eating your shit.........

29/8/2025, 6:07:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐ŸคQueen Raccoon๐Ÿ–ค (@queenraccoon85.bsky.social) reposted

Reverse anti homeless bench, put magnets in it so people with metal buttplu- *cranberries nuzzle up against me* (allergies start kicking in) "awww how shweet im gomma fucimg die now goobye"

29/8/2025, 5:31:32 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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tails the hedgehog eating shit

29/8/2025, 4:49:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there's a cobblestone generator but for poop in my colon

29/8/2025, 4:46:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yup, i woke up and for some reason my head is full of nonsensical posts that are funny only to me

29/8/2025, 4:38:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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touched my penis and a minecraft durability bar appeared

29/8/2025, 4:37:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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horizontal penis AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (me getting scared of a horizontal penis yikes! I got quite a fright, alright!)

29/8/2025, 4:36:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vox.Hamster (@voxhallow.satan.social) reposted

got my gf a stripper pole YEEOW YOW WOWYYY WOW WOW๐ŸŒต๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

Void, vox's black kitty, standing next to a green cat scratching post thingy, and the tip is like a plush cactus kinda thing
28/8/2025, 11:38:16 PM | 53 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your Least Favorite Son ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ (@leastfavoriteson.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 12:19:01 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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acting inappropriate is best reserved for inappropriate hours

28/8/2025, 6:09:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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slumber of the ancient one. answer his call

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28/8/2025, 6:08:01 PM | 20 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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two jars?

28/8/2025, 5:27:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me and my mutuals

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28/8/2025, 5:19:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Girl piss sandwich? I pay extra

28/8/2025, 4:32:09 PM | 32 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's alright, I'll catch it

28/8/2025, 5:11:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hard while eating beans

28/8/2025, 5:10:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is mario still missing?

28/8/2025, 4:22:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the moon is fucked

28/8/2025, 4:14:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you know what they say. If you pee, hit up me

28/8/2025, 4:05:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the nintendo wii is widely known for being the first video game with graphic AND sound

28/8/2025, 2:54:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mario is an iconic character and he jumps and runs and beats bowser (big lizard) and saves princess peach

28/8/2025, 2:50:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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its always cummy in penisdelphia

28/8/2025, 1:03:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no ๐Ÿ˜” just the boring sick. tired and ouchie throat

28/8/2025, 12:57:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Youre my favourite furry porn prompt ghost writer

28/8/2025, 10:49:23 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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fart and poop or something I don't know I'm tried and sick

28/8/2025, 9:10:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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theyre looking at a little bug on the ground a little scuttling critter of some sort

28/8/2025, 8:43:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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burped and a little bit of swag came out

28/8/2025, 8:37:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view