Tilde~ (Beebsoup Sweetie) (@coombutt.bsky.social) reposted
Did it hurt? When you come here often?
Welcome, friend. Take a seat and rest. You're home. I really like skeletons I vent now and again 23. open dms. we're friends now, friend Discord: .sbeve.
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Did it hurt? When you come here often?
nightylamp (@nightmare-fueler.bsky.social) reposted
remember this post when necessary
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
i secrete hopelessness, I excrete despair, my body is a machine that turns potential into disappointment
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
everything is hollow again. nothing
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
there's
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you okay? no you wanna talk about it? no im here if you wanna talk ok are you safe? yes good talk
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
did you?
cow tools daily (@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social) reposted
of course. who in their right mind would want to look at cow tools *daily*
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
you know, you have a point there
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
what if there was a watermelon that was evil. wouldn't that be fucked or what?
Shiddpostha Gautama (@ohshit.bsky.social) reposted
as an empath, i can tell when people are attempting to murder me with guns and bazookas
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
dr pepper tastes out of this world. In a "I'm not supposed to be ingesting this" kind of way
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mornign creature
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay fuck whatever i said. that WILL protect you
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
far too late came far too soon
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
the bed won't protect you. you know that. start building up defenses
๐๐ฒ๐ญ ๐๐พ๐ท๐ด๐ ๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ญ (@blindguymcsleazy.bsky.social) reposted
Hey im like this guy you should follow
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
stay vigilant. death in the world today
nightylamp (@nightmare-fueler.bsky.social) reposted
[shaking someones hand] "lol i jerked off with this hand.. lmao just kidding dude, i dont jerk off with my hands. literally havent touched my penis since '06.. yeah man its like a whole thing, there a subreddit for it if you wanna check it out."
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
you're the first human
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
disappointed in myself
nightylamp (@nightmare-fueler.bsky.social) reposted
Knuckles the Echidna if his name was Knuckles the Enchilada: Hi, I'm Knuckles! Don't eat me!
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
man fuck alcohol
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
yesterday i drank just one beer, which at that point when i started an *additional* antidepressant made me feel not quite psychotic but closer to that. I got four beers today although i knew that it would be a bad idea, and while it was, im alright. reality skewed, but when is it not
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sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
I all the time romanticise not my death, nor my leaving of life, but my joining to those dead
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
you're a machine
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
humanity lost something great once the digital age took root. Gained so much but lost soul.
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
hello officer, man milk maybe?
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
lilk ๐คค
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
asking for a friend
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
does he lactate?
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
reminds me of a picture of like a nest of toilet paper that's hanging in the air from toilet paper ropes with shit in it in a public toilet
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
you all get loading screen tips when sleeping, right?
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
Strap queens? overrated. CRAP queens is where it's at
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
PLEEEEEAAAAASE
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
i fell asleep right after watching the wii u video and my brain just started making stuff up about the wii u
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
pikmin? more like shitmin
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
the scott the woz playlist stays on during sex
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
freaky bot
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
in super mario galaxy you can have sex with a boss enemy but i won't tell you which one
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
im da guy
Sable, Public Universal Momfriend ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@ghostlysable.bsky.social) reposted
call her Jeb Bush the way she's showing her whole ass and saying "please clap"
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
you can have sex with the moon
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
league of poop legends
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self portrait maybe
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
you don't have to fight every negative feeling you have
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
or maybe im putting too much thought into my and others' perception of me while tired and not all there. I'm just silly like that. My thoughts don't define me! Night time! Love all of you!
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
gather your pieces back up and keep walking
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
i am an archetype and nothing more. i am as deep as a puddle
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
gonna go out on a limb here and say that this was a bad idea
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
I'm comedic relief! That's all I ever wanted! That's all I ever needed! To be the comedic relief character! To be the weird one! To be the silly one! That's me!
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
alcohol while starting an additional antidepressant. wise choice? no. choice i made? yes
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
please return my balls without any bite marks please
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
dipped pizza in pepsi call that penis pizza
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao yeah im the opposite. I just make a little guy and forget about it
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd like to think of myself as the designer
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
it's a guilty pleasure to step into depression despite not feeling it at the moment. Entertaining the hopelessness and self pity because it feels safe. More part of me than anything else. It's home and it's comfortable
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
so was no one planning to tell me about mr. bungle?
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
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what happened next? I'm on the edge of my seat!
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
okay let me just... wait a SECOND! WHERE DID MY BALLS GO?!?
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
๐ Vox... is Tails the friggin hedge eating your shit.........
๐คQueen Raccoon๐ค (@queenraccoon85.bsky.social) reposted
Reverse anti homeless bench, put magnets in it so people with metal buttplu- *cranberries nuzzle up against me* (allergies start kicking in) "awww how shweet im gomma fucimg die now goobye"
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
tails the hedgehog eating shit
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
there's a cobblestone generator but for poop in my colon
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
yup, i woke up and for some reason my head is full of nonsensical posts that are funny only to me
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
touched my penis and a minecraft durability bar appeared
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
horizontal penis AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (me getting scared of a horizontal penis yikes! I got quite a fright, alright!)
Vox.Hamster (@voxhallow.satan.social) reposted
got my gf a stripper pole YEEOW YOW WOWYYY WOW WOW๐ต๐โโฌ
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
acting inappropriate is best reserved for inappropriate hours
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
two jars?
John Cruelty ๐ป (@mtfoxtr0t.bsky.social) reposted
Girl piss sandwich? I pay extra
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
it's alright, I'll catch it
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
hard while eating beans
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
is mario still missing?
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
the moon is fucked
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
you know what they say. If you pee, hit up me
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
the nintendo wii is widely known for being the first video game with graphic AND sound
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
mario is an iconic character and he jumps and runs and beats bowser (big lizard) and saves princess peach
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
its always cummy in penisdelphia
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
no ๐ just the boring sick. tired and ouchie throat
Dylan (@justdylanfr.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Youre my favourite furry porn prompt ghost writer
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
fart and poop or something I don't know I'm tried and sick
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social) reply parent
theyre looking at a little bug on the ground a little scuttling critter of some sort
sbeve (@thesbeve.bsky.social)
burped and a little bit of swag came out