In partial fairness to them, a beating like that would have me well stun-locked for a couple days 💀
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In partial fairness to them, a beating like that would have me well stun-locked for a couple days 💀
“How come MY name’s on this list? 🥺”
I don’t wanna hate Santino; I don’t wanna hate most people. But Jesus Christ does stuff like this make that difficult as frick.
Oh god, now BOTH halves of that Royal Rumble ending are about to be ruined for me? It’s Elgin/Richards all over again 😭
Sorry that’s been the case. :(
Agreed! Plus, got some new adds to my playlist as is the Tony Hawk tradition~
You playing THPS3+4? 😮 How’re you finding it?
I LOVE YOU BOZO 🙏🏾
Yoooooo congrats man!
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I’ve tried to stick up for this man b/c he brought Ajax to the UCL semis that one time…but more and more I wonder exactly how much of that was attributable to him and how much may’ve been in spite of 😭
Me every Isles game:
Good to know that 2029 Aaron Boone still has a job clearly lmfao
*air guitars in Paramore*
Dialed it up for the 0151!
More like SzoboSZLAY amirite?! ⚡️
👨🏾⚖️ WE FIND HISTORY 👨🏾⚖️ GUILTYYYYYYYYY
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL MANY MORE YEARS OF CODY GAKPO
Kidding, obvi. Not sure why they’ve got Cena doing run-ins to screw his ex-fiancée in the match but eh, go off, Game
Oh damn, didn’t know Becks added the Samoa Joe “Nope” spot to her repertoire
Oh, that was just Becks doing the Samoa Joe “nope” spot
👨🏾⚖️ WE FIND THE WHITE SOX 👨🏾⚖️ GUILTYYYYYYYYY
youtu.be/K8xJTERFv9s?... If you care for the context lmao
It’s giving “Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov doing donuts around a volcano” vibes
It’s giving “Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov doing donuts around a volcano” vibes
Yes!
WREX MILLWALL AND LEAVE
“I’m Tom Green and this is a Tom Green DEEP CUT.”
And here I was thinking maybe he just heard about it from Cena 🤷🏾♂️ lmao
…it’s a winning streak. 🫥
Fuck the question mark! You’re from the streets; you know there’s only one code out in Chicago that matters… RIDE OR GET RODON
#Skyline
Getting held to a field goal on four straight drives is tough but I’m certain a trip to the end zone is coming
I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS SUB IS DOM ERGO YOUR KINK IS DEAD
Good morning Jenna! How’s your week bee—._. ……
I hate that I *can* believe it.
HIS NAME IS MAX DORIAN FRIED AND HE’S BETTER THAN THE NATS AND YOU KNOW IT
HIS NAME IS MAX DORIAN FRIED AND HE’S BETTER THAN THAT SQUIRREL AND YOU KNOW IT
As kids return to school, another mass shooting has stolen young lives. Children shouldn’t fear their classrooms. Teachers shouldn’t risk their lives. Parents shouldn’t wonder if their kids will come home. We are the only country with more guns than people—and this is the devastating result.
Hey, that’s a WrestleMania payday in some cultures!
WREX PRESTON AND LEAVE media1.tenor.com/m/RWAa6l_K4f...
Psofriasis 🍟
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE CLAPPING AT?!?!”
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL APPLES ON THE ROAD FROM CODY GAKPO
RIDE OR GET RODON
…it’s not a sweep. 🫥
Maybe make yours like the Amazing Race/Double Dare obstacle course with fun little physical challenges along the way 😮
In college, I worked on Ryan’s Reviews on Substack. I even gave my life to Misawa in their comments section. Their logo was iconic and their unique retro coverage was a fixture of wrestling culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Ryan’s Reviews Great Again 🤼
*Loaded by Zack Tempest intensifies*
I wish :( Went on a mini-hunt but it doesn’t help that so many of the Liv glazing posts just blend together 😭
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW GOOD THE STANT IS …unfortunately. :(
At least the Liv Morgan thing has at least a semblance of proper capitalization/punctuation.
Anywhere that gives his character a fresh coat of paint and doesn’t involve the World Title.
It truly cannot be overstated how much a World Cup in a United States under this current administration fellates the fine folk at FIFA.
youtu.be/UMqLDhl8PXw?...
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I hereby request you (and others with the same proposal) to watch this. youtu.be/DlJEt2KU33I?...
G-O-T-T-O-G-O MJF has got to go
the “u” and “n” in “upside-down” are really just there as an example
Consider: upside-down
the “b” and “d” in “backward” are really just there as an example
Still gonna stay salty AF about that Kingston feud tho lmao
Mazel tov to ya, man!
🗣️ IT’S CALLED LAX
The “sure, why not?” energy of this man 🥺
Kinda wild to celebrate the guy your dinosaur pal just Chokeslammed, Jack 🤨
Imagine if the NFL did this. One day, just poof, UFL coverage gone. Or if La Liga did this. Bundesliga, auf wiedersehen. Prem, have a seat. Kinda silly, don’t ya think? A little bit wrong? A little bit wild? A little bit high off of this love ton—ok those are Ke$ha lyrics. But still, mental stuff.
If nothing matters, then nothing matters
Ngl I am getting tired of MJF.
GIMME A WELLS YEAH
👨🏾⚖️ WE FIND THE RAYS 👨🏾⚖️ GUILTYYYYYYYYYY
RIDE OR GET RODON
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
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Isn’t there enough evil in WWE though? ._.
Dude, what do you mean? Evil’s already abound as it is over there; they’re at a surplus 😭
Incidentally, yes, now it is! 😁
I UNDERSTAND THAT THE SECOND HALF HAD JUST STARTED AND THE SECOND HALF IS DEAD
As long as you’re okay and made it to comfort safely! 🙏🏾
1. YES. 2. Happy birthday fam! 🥳
(Fr tho, Austin’s got the stuff 💯)
I mean, Tanahashi’s been doing this for a while Jenna, but glad you’re finally aboard!
I really hope that heckler was Enrique Peña Nieto
I kinda like how Roddy’s character now is basically jilted twink lover (be it Kyle or your namesake) who just so happens to have a proclivity for spinal contusions
A spineless coward, a blathering idiot, and a gullible stooge walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Putin played you like a friggin’ fiddle in Alaska, Mr. President.”
This can also be leveraged by the fact that TNA, independent of WWE (and, in fact, against them), has a track record of ill-advised competition with other televised promotions, so it tracks with the modus operandi.
…Good for…him…? ._.
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL DUTCHMAN WHO KNOWS BALL CODY GAKPO
Obviously too early to call, and arguably skipping a few rungs of feasibility, but…if Chris Bey gets the green light…
"Stop posting factual information that makes me sending the military to oppress American citizens look like the total authoritarian I am!"
🎶 They’re Heartbreak, they’re Heartbreak and the Game, Game, Game, Game… 🎵
“Gee, Hunter, what are we gonna do tonight?” “The same thing we do every night, Shawn…”
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