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MAAADDD
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MAAADDD
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
IT'S YOUR TURN, THAT IS THAT π‘
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
WUAHHAHAHHHHGVVHBH
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
UGH FINE π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
NO ... no . which i don't like, i'm a star . [ she throws the blanket off of herself π ] NO
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
i am not going to show you how, you just EAT IT .α.α
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
maybe . π
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
MAD MAD MADDD
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
YES YOU WILL
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
AUGH
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
you just EAT IT . π‘
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
NO πΊ um ... well, no, they wouldn't ββ but they'll still get it on camera . π§ NO
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
you ... eat it . with a spoon . i don't know, it comes naturally to humans . we don't usually have to explain this stuff . πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
NO . they don't think so . πΊ ABSOLUTELY NOT .
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
[ SHE SIGHS LOUDLY . π ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
excUSE ME . of COURSE I DON'T . π‘ absolutely not .α besides when you truly NEED the privacy, that is . NO . πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
FREEZER . but maybe . magic cold box doesn't help much . you could be talking about a large cooler, or maybe the fridge ....
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
nO . πΊ ... yes, they probably did . they have to catch everything . π really .
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
UGH . π‘ never . πΊ you had BETTER be sure about that .
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
[ GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE . she's stomping over to the freezer and pulling out a tub of ice cream . π ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
EVELYN . π‘ i can't make them GO AWAY ββ it better . oho, if he starts speaking to me in that way AGAIN .... πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
of course you do . πΊ [ SHE SIGHS LOUDLY . π ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
obviously . πΊ yes, the cameras ARE here . that had better change . π‘
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
it's cold enough to give someone a brain freeze . π€
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
[ GRUMBLING π ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
... I WILL DO IT . of course . πββοΈπββοΈ you had BETTER . he is SO unnecessarily RUDE . πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
... I WILL DO IT . of course . πββοΈπββοΈ you had BETTER . he is SO unnecessarily RUDE . πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
what do you mean, what even is this food .α£ everyone knows what ice cream is . π
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
of course i do . and don't you meow at me . π‘
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
bzzzt . wrong. we have a freezer in the main control room, too . πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
I WILL TRY πΊ love is DISGUSTING π‘ HMPH . because he is rude to me for NO REASON, obviously .α i had never even MET him before, and he started being rude .α π AND AWAY WITH YOU, MUN CREATURE .
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
... but this is sUCH a ridiculous WAY to spend time ββ i could be eating ice cream . π‘
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
[ rolling her eyes . π ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
[ @the5thone.bsky.social . ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
topaz GRHAHHSHRHHAHAHAHHA
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
HAHAHAHHAA YOU'RE SO MADDDDDDDD π«΅π«΅π«΅π«΅π«΅
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
NO π‘π‘ AND YOU GIVE THEM A BATH π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
that's what an among us would say
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
[ @androidb0dy.bsky.social . ]
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ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
KRANG πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
SHUT UP πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
you've made plenty of tea, i'm sure . you don't need my help . π
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
hMPH . [ she takes the flower . π ] you can only bite one of us at a time . what if we keep tossing it back and forth .α£ πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz stoIen, β€οΈ for shredder to doodle on your muse's profile
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
i refuse to be called a MEOW MEOW when the MEOW MEOWS are biti ng my beautiful face off . π umm . then KRANG will get you with it . π
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
no it ISN'T . πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz what the fucj
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
this is NOTHING like that . π
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz πππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
... it beeps .α£ because i assure you, that's what it's supposed to do .
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz drags everyone here into the tmnt verse by their ankles πΊπΊπΊπΊ pleasr
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
AND SO . you do not NEED me there . π‘
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz yah ..... ππ₯
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
evelyn, you've been in there before by yourself . π
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz he took ballin a little too literally
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz GRAH he is ballnardo ... who up pondering they orb
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
how is it DANGEROUS, it's the KITCHEN . π
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz NOT THE CULT OF LLAMAS ππππ₯π₯π₯ we're supposed to be birds bro ...... ππππππππ he WILL
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
what kind of ADVENTURE is that ββ and no, i do NOT . πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz yeah ππ i also saw a lot of people with llamas as their pfps this last year .α£.α£ idk if there's an inside joke or they all just coincidentally like llamas or what π GRHAHHAHAHAHAHA . i've already changed it four times this week πββοΈπββοΈ ball leonardo is staying for a while though πββοΈ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
i am not going ANYWHERE πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
topaz i think most people at mine don't even realize there is a pfp option, a lot of them are just default npcs πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ i change mine to a different character like every quarter . LMFAO
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz a lot of my courses this last year were online and i did NOT have to use a selfie ππ i've been at the same uni for several years, i never went to community for ours they dgaf what photo you use as long as it's not hatefuI, graphic, gross, that kind of stuff
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
topaz GIRL i can use silly pfps for mine, your college is just mean ππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
β how the devil am i supposed to make this work now .α£.α β she looks around with a growl, then sighs . β i'll just put on my civilian clothing and think of something . blast this child . β π’ she digs through her cape, before pulling out the clothing and putting it on .
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
[ she starts kicking and growling . π ] i am not going on an aDvEnTuRe ββ πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
corner, clenching *
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
shredder peeks out from behind a corner clenching her fist . β that wretched ββ he trusted some random guide a couple steps away and not me .α£.α how utterly ridiculous . β π’
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
π‘ ..
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
EVELYN . π‘
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
β i'm not leaving until you tell meeeeee . β πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
... πΊ . [ SHE SIDE EYES HER BEFORE LOOKING BACK AT THE SCREEN . π ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
i SAY as i DESIRE . π€π
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
you are being OVERLY dramatic . π
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
BLAST IT πΊ [ LOUD ASS ' SSH ' π ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
β oho - HO, but i wi ββ β ... ... oh, she NOTICED . π . β ... HAHAHA .α.α struck a nerve, did i .α£ you're gripping onto that thing for dear life .α HAHAHA ββ β πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
... ππ .
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
β i WILL figure it out . i have AMAZING ways of doing it ββ i AM a genius . β πΊβ¨οΈ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
IF YOU SPEAK AGAIN ββ πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
... ππ .
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
[ rolling her eyes π ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
β i WILL make you tell me .α no matter WHAT i have to do . β πΊ ... she pulls out a laser bIaster .α£.α£ π β TELL ME . or my methods will just get even HARDER to avoid . ... though i really don't think a Iaser blaster near the head is easy to avoid . β π‘
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
π€ .
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
OF COURSE I WASN'T πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
d'ohhh, when i GET those wretched REPTILES ββ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
EVELYNNNN . π€¬
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
[ GENTLY SHOOING HER AWAY π ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
UGHHHHH . πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
WOULD YOU ZIP IT πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
it was just a THUD you CRETIN ββ πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
πΊπΊπΊ ....
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
YEAH π‘
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
β ugh, TELL MEEEEEEE .α.α TELL ME NOW, TELL ME NOW .α.α β π€¬
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
that's what i thought . π
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
NO . π‘
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
i'll scratch YOU in about FIVE SECONDS if you don't SHUT ββ πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
[ FACEPALM . π ]
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social)
be QUIET πΊ
ββ βπΎπππππππ. (@theshredder.bsky.social) reply parent
the capes are ONE THING, BUT THE HELMET IS A WHOLE OTHER ββ