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I think the facts speak for themselves. The ominous music and theatrical tone of the narrator are unnecessary.

3/9/2025, 8:05:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 7:48:56 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd unplug him just to stop wasting electricity.

3/9/2025, 7:36:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably some more catsup on the Oval Office wall after he watched this.

3/9/2025, 7:34:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought that may have been true after the Covid pandemic. But Trump still got elected. Better luck next time...

3/9/2025, 7:13:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 7:09:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Militia retards use to hide in the woods to dress up and play with their toys. Now they can do it in broad daylight.

3/9/2025, 6:54:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Metamussolini

2/9/2025, 7:03:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cabinet meeting? Or circle jerk?

2/9/2025, 6:57:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's time we stop calling them "Justices"

2/9/2025, 6:54:33 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 6:22:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Washing your hands is SO woke!

30/8/2025, 5:54:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ca[ugh]t in the act.

30/8/2025, 5:48:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually, it's the ONLY one I want to see.

30/8/2025, 5:40:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/M70nKH5Fb-U?...

30/8/2025, 8:48:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/M70nKH5Fb-U?...

30/8/2025, 8:41:11 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think that's Ted Cruz's job.

30/8/2025, 8:29:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:26:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/p...

30/8/2025, 5:35:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Preferably a pine box.

30/8/2025, 5:24:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Glorious Day that he dies, whenever that may be, I'm going to my favorite watering hole and buy a round for the house.

30/8/2025, 5:09:19 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only news story about him I want to read is his obituary.

30/8/2025, 4:59:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now Trending: "Hey hey, RFK! How many folks did you kill today?"

28/8/2025, 3:04:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And if pro-slavery Confederate traitors were all Democrats, why are Republicans against removing monuments that celebrate them? And if Democrats are the worst when it comes to Gerrymandering, why don't Republicans want to ban the practice? And if Democrats are committing voter fraud... etc. etc.

26/8/2025, 2:47:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 2:35:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya gotta feel sorry for the poor bacteria. "Oh Lord, why did I end up on THIS guy? Why me, Lord, why me?"

25/8/2025, 9:28:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 3:15:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 3:01:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 4:48:45 PM | 51 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I'm in complete shock that he didn't follow through with his pledge to patrol the streets of D.C." said absolutely no one ever.

22/8/2025, 2:31:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're smart enough to climb at night. She's not smart enough to realize it. She should stick to killing puppies.

22/8/2025, 7:34:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's a redneck succubus.

22/8/2025, 7:30:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No doubt his original contract guaranteed an enormous severance package. He's crying all the way to the bank.

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Do you REALLY have to wonder? 😉

21/8/2025, 8:33:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, sure, he's "going out tonight" just like he would be with the January 6 insurrectionists. Liar. Coward. Traitor. Pedophile.

21/8/2025, 8:24:36 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unlawful? Trumpublicans don't know the meaning of the word.

21/8/2025, 8:18:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More dirty tricks from the right. A typical disinformation campaign.

21/8/2025, 8:15:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING: Hotel Maintenance Workers In Alaska Find Xerox Of Trump's Ass Left Behind After Summit With Putin

18/8/2025, 5:31:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 6:41:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a Nobel Piece Of Shit Prize?

15/8/2025, 5:03:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin and Trump must address the daunting task of exactly how to slice up Ukraine's natural resources like a pizza. (So far, they have only come to the agreement that Zelenskyy will get the empty box.)

15/8/2025, 4:57:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fearmongering has always been a major part of the Republican playbook. Orange Shitler is just supercharging it.

13/8/2025, 3:03:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They could. And they will. And then they will again. And again. And again...

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I was going to post a *cry* emoji, but she's not even worth that.

12/8/2025, 1:47:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still waiting...

12/8/2025, 1:37:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These sad clowns perfectly illustrate why there are no rightwing comedians. Conservatives simply aren't funny.

12/8/2025, 1:32:35 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 4:11:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SIEG HEIL MEIN LIEBER FÜHRER!

11/8/2025, 4:03:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where's the Vietnamese National Liberation Front when we really need them?

11/8/2025, 1:15:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about questioning his loyalty to The Constitution?

11/8/2025, 1:07:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neither. Still an idiot.😉

11/8/2025, 1:05:50 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct spelling is SO woke.

10/8/2025, 4:11:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boycott his movies? Good luck with that. He's in pretty much EVERY movie!😅

9/8/2025, 7:49:14 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or, now hear me out, an actual needle filled with "secret sauce"

9/8/2025, 7:46:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By contrast, Taco will surrender to Putin during the first handshake.

9/8/2025, 7:40:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd wrap up some dog shit inside a dumpling and give The Dersh a freebie.

9/8/2025, 7:37:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 5:11:35 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Doubt.

8/8/2025, 5:51:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What makes you think he won't build one on the other side too?

7/8/2025, 4:22:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What goes up must come down.

7/8/2025, 4:21:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stern has always been as big a scumbag as trump.

7/8/2025, 2:10:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was just practicing for his Mussolini moment.

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Hmm... I wonder what the difference is.🤔 Hmm... gee, do you think it might be because trump is a REPUBLICAN???😮

7/8/2025, 2:48:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only...

7/8/2025, 2:41:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminds me of when Elvis wanted to be an FBI agent.😆

7/8/2025, 2:40:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...Without Explanation" Oh, at this point I don't think we really need an explanation.

6/8/2025, 5:42:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and bears. I mean, prayers.

6/8/2025, 5:40:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 4:55:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Letterman did a great disservice to this country by inviting that piece of shit on his show so many times just because he was "good television".

6/8/2025, 12:47:36 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Magabilly Taliban

5/8/2025, 1:36:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems like he's merely debating the definition of the words "fascist" and "authoritarian" to avoid admitting .rump is a dumb, dangerous piece of shit.

4/8/2025, 2:38:14 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He listens to the person he wants to believe. He fires the others.

4/8/2025, 2:35:09 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not old enough to remember Tokyo Rose. But I'm old enough to remember Baghdad Bob.😆

4/8/2025, 2:31:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never. Gonna. Happen.

3/8/2025, 12:16:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don't get to be a billionaire by being a nice guy. You get to be a billionaire by being a ruthless opportunist, or a soulless criminal, or both.

3/8/2025, 8:23:46 AM | 37 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those of us old enough to remember Baghdad Bob are all too familiar with this type of ridiculous gaslighting. But we could never imagine it would be happening here.

2/8/2025, 12:03:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True. Until Conservatives stop lying, the Truth will always have a Liberal "slant".

1/8/2025, 7:22:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And a Lollipop Monitor will be installed at Fox News. Every time someone says something nice about Trump, they'll get a lollipop.

29/7/2025, 1:44:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vance could not simply name a new VP. He can nominate someone who must then be confirmed by majority vote of both houses of Congress.

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And soon SCOTUS will unblock him without any written explanation.

28/7/2025, 4:28:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You should focus on [anyone but me][anyone but me][anyone but me][anyone but me][anyone but me][anyone but me][anyone but me][anyone but me][anyone but me][anyone but me][anyone but me]..."

27/7/2025, 4:56:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even when there's no one there, his dementia makes him imagine throngs of worshipers.

27/7/2025, 4:41:44 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Pro America" my ass. That idiot's post is just another example of MAGA World's rabid desire to Own The Libs at any cost, no matter how despicable.

26/7/2025, 4:12:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a good way for insider traders to make money.

26/7/2025, 8:14:23 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they know where Putin's office is in Moscow? I think he should sign personally for a special delivery.

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