No seriously, I never understood why news stations didn't just play the clip right in front of these people's faces
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No seriously, I never understood why news stations didn't just play the clip right in front of these people's faces
Gotta try to throw some fun in there mid week somehow Living for the weekend is how the year passes you by
That crisp isn't in the air yet for a PSL need like 2 more weeks
That's part of the song before y'all jump me lol
"WHO CARES?!"
FUCK. THE. FRAIL. SHIT!!!!
Who on the game tonight?
When did these come out?
Real actually like bring that cooch roof over here lil mama
I was so hungover during my Bachelors graduation I threw up in the bathroom midway through Really embarrassing too, my grandma was there and shit, I didn't even know she was coming smfh
Yeah, lemme log off
3 names that let me know I’m old as fuck because WHO?!
Also, the whole thing was a grift
10/2 ⚖️⚖️⚖️
One of my employees gives me way too much information when they're calling out. But they're also the kind of person that won't tell me they're calling out at all, if I tell them that. No matter how I phrase it lol
"WELL WHAT ABOUT..." No, it's mid.
Can I be honest for a second... The DMV got some of the worst food in the country. Like the dining "experiences" may be cool here, but the food is mid. I'M SORRY.
This sound like some shit we gonna hear about on a Netflix documentary "The Snake Bandit"
I'm allergic to bees man smfh
I really hated school so bad in elementary school, like I literally learned how to give myself a fever so I could go the nurse and go home. And it wasn't no trauma or nothing, I just literally didn't feel like being there lol
Fond memories of faking sick from school and watching this at home on a Tuesday with a bowl of Campbell soup while my parents were mad as hell they missed work lmao
Freaky ass sandwich
🔥🔥🔥
You might get a Grand Rising shortly
Aye man, if you a single fella on here Please don't be a creep, because...
this the type of shit niggas dont tell you they said when they come crying about getting hot grits splattered on the face
The White House will issue a statement at today at 2 PM, with all roads to Walter Reed hospital closed. Melania was reportedly seen yesterday taking a “tour” of Walter Reed.
Cause people need to work internally first. Degrees, jobs, money.... That won't fulfill you or make you happier in the long run. Ppl date where there are internally.
I could be murdered with one. Perfect crime. The coroner will think I just had a heart attack.
Part of me is like, love yourself enough to never speak to this person again And the other part is saying
Not only went no contact but didn't bother to tell the twins about each other at minimum. The parents were 100% the villains in the movie smh
Hey umm... How was Edward never considered a fucking creep for grooming a 17 year old girl when he was 100 fucking years old in Twilight?
Be clear and intentional with what you're manifesting into the universe. You'll say some shit like, "I'm tired of walking to work" And fuck around and break your foot.
Some of y'all approach women the same way.
Mawnin Niggas 🌞
They gotta pack it up Just wasting resources
Be careful y'all.
I love trying new cologne I be sad as fuck when it smell too feminine on me tho
I switch over to Facebook for two seconds and I’m tagged in a post 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Flipper? I know him as James, the nigga hating dolphin. They used to come by the pool. And throw him in the pool. To scare all the black people."
Jesus Christ
Hey what's y'all favorite apple picking/pumpkin patches/hayrides in the DMV???
Gah damn.
😂😂😂😂
We need a favorite cologne thread
Billy B getting that ass whooped
Do I need to know about F1?
I have some really good jokes that would be in poor taste coming from me lol
See this is why you have to be careful what you speak into the universe A couple weeks ago I was saying I wanted the upgraded version of my grill
The motor broke on my pellet grill 😔😔😔
My grill broke 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
This why buddy put them 2x4s in his legs
If you're under 30, start trying to learn golf, chess, and/or the guitar now. Please don't wait like me lol
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
I rock with all y'all that see my typos but still know what the fuck I was trying to say Y'all my peoples
Shit almost made me cry man smfh
I think alot intelligent and reasonable people suffer from not understanding unintelligent and unreasonable people exist. You can't always apply your reasoning to other people's experiences. Because solid chunk of the population does not think like you.
Cutwaters only good if you already drunk
Had that margarita joint this weekend and it was kinda nasty
Candy corn tastes like melancholy and whites only drinking fountains
Homie legs must be on fucking fire when it rains lmao
You really can't let social media make you feel any type of way because people are literally lying and trying to make anymore feel jealous lmao Someone I know just posted about how their relationship and life is so great And they left like 3 times and daily vent about how bad things are
When I lived in MD, I was dating this guy who was interesting to say the least. One night we were at Outback and he yelled YOLO!!!! at the top of his lungs. We almost got kicked out.
Dawg.
Literally one person but I've known him from 6th grade
It be like that sometimes lmao
Me, 48 hours in the future
Holy shit that catch
Nah we got our ass whooped yesterday, just watching for fun now lol
Watching foosball
The Libra slander be OD. We give back what the people give then be upset.. look in the mirror baby 🙂↔️
Boy I tell you I never thought the guy singing on the bus in the Coca Cola commercial would turn into that guy lol
LMFAO Meanwhile on the 🐦 who tf his watching 26 minutes of him crying and talking
In other news, I might have successfully baited Serena into coming back to play tennis. 🤭
Y’all gon stop making good food and not sending me any 😡 This is getting ridiculous!
"Holla if you hear me!" Lmaoooo that's either a BlackSky mole or a bot
My boy was telling me this story and had me like, "damn your girl foul as hell for that" Then later told me other information that he somehow didn't think was connected And it's no shit she reacted like that nigga lol
Also you have to set precedents in any relationship If you allow some shit from the beginning, they're going to continue to do those things. People aren't going to magically change because you hit some milestone.
THIS.
Arches National Park, Utah
100% Seagull meat
Alright.
This sentence is redundant.
They would’ve kicked me off the show this day 🤣🤣🤣
LSU fucking up
MySpace was a pure time on the Internet lol
Niggas love paramore
What you making, I need ideas
Looking back, this was so stupid 😂
