youtube.com/watch?v=w3Ef... With Gavin Newsom giving it back to Republicans and then hearing fox news this is all I can think of.
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youtube.com/watch?v=w3Ef... With Gavin Newsom giving it back to Republicans and then hearing fox news this is all I can think of.
Our government is being ran like a goddamn Cracker barrel and boy was that place a shit show.
Learn what words mean plz!! We gotta do better!!!.
I'd like my republican word salad with some Caesar plz??
Fuck those people, we don't want them here. Not trying to sound mean, but how do you educate a brainwashed fascist/Nazi?
First time I ever got this response from the Google A.I. overview. Try multiple questions and then ask it.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=lx02... Gonna sit back and smoke one
Hey yall HUG your friends today
So, does the cicada thing mean we're listening to an insect orgy?
I don't know why we use the phrase," Listen to your heart." Well, all that thing does is pump blood,so start using your brain!!
Your song lives in my head rent-free, and I'm cool with it.
When this asshole was granted presidential immunity, what the fuck, did we think would happen??
youtu.be/hK5obmgq6u0?... We really need to figure out where it went.
youtu.be/I8C_JaT8Lvg?... Gonna take a break and go back to my childhood for awhile. It's free on youtube!!!
www.facebook.com/share/1BSmpQ... Got 3 albums on the internet, go check it out!! For fans of blink, fact to face, bouncing souls,and rise against e.t.c.
Anti-vaxxers are a bunch of pussies afraid of needles...change my mind.
youtu.be/94EhE2qjmjU?... Share this to people who have grandparents and parents. Unless your just exploded out of a test tube share this shit!!!
Grifters and charlatans are degrading so much progress. ITS FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!
Delusions are kind of like smoking Crack...avoid it
I want people to feel safe and they belong. Is that too much to ask?
I'll at least give the Trumpers credit for the fact they're willing to ride the train to the bottom, and now that's what I call commitment.
I'd rather die a nobody than a piece of shit
www.facebook.com/share/v/16TJ... If you still have one, check out my standup. You can also find it on instagram.
I'm happy the dude that got deported is still alive and a dem had the spine to go down to El Salvador. However there's more than just the married people with families. The other people still need justice too!!!
Hug your friends!!
Cocaine Karoline needs some seroquil, so maybe she can quit this track of desperate lies.
It's amazing that stupid people think a new discovery since we the shit we learned in the 90s is somehow a gotcha.
After years of therapy I can say that America needs alot of therapy.
I'm not a fan of the bible, but it does say the "meek" will inherit the earth, not the boisterous.
Watching Candace owens have a meltdown is a nice treat after a long day.
This was pretty easy to do. Fill in all the bullshit trump did in between and get stupefied yuak!!
This country better put on a great fucking show if we're gonna being paying concert prices.
Donald trump is too busy changing his diaper to play chess. He probably said," i love the chess it's my favorite place to get urinated on".
Perhaps they could masturbate first so they learn how to not be so aggressive.
When Kristi Noem told the story about her dog,she should've been made head of P.E.T.A ,I know that's fucked, but it wouldn't have been the fuckery under her, that is homeland security. 😞😞
The tariff lovers put their underwear on backwards at least 3 times a week.
Agreed and the doctors pushing false claims all the time.
Wouldn't surprise me to know she said that.
I'm thanking Oprah for all the woo shit and people she's peddled into our lives.
So why don't companies refuse to enforce tariffs like the refused to enforce masks and vaccines? These assholes can resist the tangible but not the intangible? Fucking dipshittery at its finest.
The biggest issue telling to our families that their defense in our conversations with them is that, "we did everything right, so they're not gonna come for us.: Don't know how to throw these people an actual life preserver.
Them: why don't you talk about the president onstage? Me: I can't do it without yelling the R word 7000 times
The Republicans have the say. Don't let them gaslight you. This is all out of project 2025 do fuxk all that were saying were being hyperbolic about the situation. Sucks to suck
They keep saying elon is autistic. I think they meant Molested. Molested people can be socially awkward, too. I know it sounds bad, but that might have been the only hug he received as a child, even if it was only a reach around.
I propose a new rule: tax all the churches who's members commit pedophilia and/or sexual misconduct that ia applicable to all members. We'd have soooooo much $$$$.
You can't be gaslighted when you've huffed enough gas to get bbqed by a cigarette.
youtu.be/lv98TYNOwZw?... To all my trans friends, be careful.
Nah, you gotta double down and knock on his door at 7 a.m for the next 3 saturdays.
It's been a year since Toby Keith's death. He's definitely not as good as he once was.
Too bad necromancy isn't real,we could really use johnny Cochran to free luigi.
Remember when elon was pioneering the electric car industry, clean energy, space exploration and humanitarian efforts? Before he was a giant douche bag? Pepperidge farms remembers...
We need to halt the superbowl. I feel like all these white people on the field are just a little too DEI for the game.
Soup and crackers are basically dinner cereal.
You have," jump back"' unfortunately it ended up only on a soundtrack to an awesome movie that nobody watched.
That or a real titty.. some dudes need a butt plug.
I hope it makes it to the shelves. The world needs the info.
One of the biggest problems when talking to people about the election was that they didn't want to vote for genocide by the democrats. The sad reality is that all powers have the tools for genocide, protection for and from war is no longer the main goal of these operations.
Best movie ever!!!
[Video] Video shows oxygen tank explode inside garbage truck Source: 10TV share.newsbreak.com/b7pdcgru I work for an o2 company. This shit is crazy.
Sure thing tightass. I'm not out there deceiving people to believe in a fake ass deity and taking their money while trying to impose my beliefs on their autonomy and life choices. Yall Christians really need to think before you speak.
The Hebrew people didn't use vowels, so it would be the 8th one .
I said your god who, if he existed, could get off his ass and do something. Again, with the word fake, im definitely real, and the logic holds compared to your wacadoodle bullshit. You still never answered my point about all the horrendous things your book advocates for. Is it too embarrassing? 😳
Here's some proof for ya, the hurricane that hit NC where I live and now we're dealing with a forest fire. The hurricane that hit FL. California is burning down, and you'd think your all loving and powerful God would step the fuck in and do something about it. You're gonna say something hateful. Ik
I don't know why you keep using the words fake and fraud. Im a real person who exists. I don't believe in your fake god, and somehow, I'm still here talking to you and definitely losing brain cells from it. You keep running in circles like a dementia patient.
Dude, you gotta quit sniffing your farts. I'll say it again as simply as possible. YOU CAN NOT HAVE PHYSICAL PROOF FOR SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT EXIST. Science has tested prayer and us "heathens" have tested your "lord" over and over again to no avail. So prove that your god does exist.
It was actually done with science. You know the real stuff you don't believe in.
Btw we actually have plenty of proof that God doesn't exist and prayer doesn't work.
We just need to stop being assholes and lift everyone up. Life is not a competition or a race it's a marathon. So we all gotta do the best to and for each other so we all make it to that finish line with our heads held high.
I know that your bible is false and written by men who didn't know shit about the world. I know it advocates for slavery, rape, genocide,murder, gay sex,incest,ritual sacrifice, and flat earth. The Bible you currently read is not the most authentic text. So go read it again and don't cherry pick.
This is how it goes dude...you the Christian, claims God exists. Atheist says no, it doesn't. You make a claim and we say that's not true. YOU have to defend your position because, YOU have the burden of proof, not the Atheist. So until you can do that YOU are the liar. So pitter patter with truth.
That's adorable and not the gotcha you think it is. However for old time sake, prove it. We can do this all day. For real though, lay off the living waters propaganda and be original at least for fuck sake.
The greatest lie ever told was that you have an omnipotent sky daddy who's gonna take care of everything if you pray, do a blood cult ritual,and feel persecuted enough. You need to know what lies are before YOU spread anymore of them.
What kind of monster does that??
Speak for yourself
Relationship advice..the couple that smokes together, can't remember what they were fighting about.
youtube.com/watch?v=wcOL... As an atheist, I want people to believe whatever gets them through the day. However I'm becoming more of an anti-theist each day because, these hypocrites make it really hard to let them have it anymore.
My apologies, I thought it would be net worthy.
Anti-vaxxers are like cigarettes , they come in packs of 20 and they're all class A idiots.
Bone thugz n' harmony are gonna have to update their song title to," Hopefully, sometime this month."
Still not as cool as a polar bears toenails..that spots reserved for the Atliens.
I feel ya, after jumping on the skateboard and having to use aspercreme afterwards...only as old as I feel in my heart.
Not you're fault all types of pussy run from them.
Rfk talks about health while either A:) Has throat cancer B:) Brainworms cause dry mouth C:) Too much cum in his gullet I'm gonna go with D:) All of the above
Falling on your ass at 35 is not like falling on your ass at 20. Still gonna skate 4 life.
If it wasn't for weed...I can't remember.
Three years ago, a little girl with diabetes was found dead in her Australian home. She needed insulin shots. Instead, with urging from their church, her parents just prayed. The 14 adult church members have just been found guilty of manslaughter. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/after-fait...
Weather hits 42 Slaps leg:* Time to get the shortest shorts I can find, these babies need some sun!!
Just tell em your an atheist. They'll try to use their God mind powers to set you on fire for your pure evilness.
People can't get their Medicare and other benefits, and cuckerburg banned me for asking where my booger sugar is gonna come from? Good luck, America.
Don't call me white. White is a tub of mayonnaise resting in the southern sun. I'm a Caucasian male who likes mustard.
youtube.com/watch?v=tpzO... So tired of this shit. Glad he's getting what he deaerves.
Kicked off a Facebook for a lame joke. Welcome to 2025.
If we keep pissing off Mexico and Columbia, where are we gonna get our cocaine from?
youtu.be/F8p_NaYyb-0?... Kudos to the preacher who made the Republicans uncomfortable.
You have to prove a god exists first.
Says you..
I am thankful to be an Atheist in this cesspool of human ignorance. People spreading hate and saying they believe in the teachings of the bible. Oh wait...those are teachings of the bible...
Fred durst would be proud of me!!
Crazy people be crazy, look for the man with 3 fingers not 6!!
People ask me if I'm doing drugs when I'm sober, I guess I'm doing the drugs wrong