The Tiffany Problem
@thetiffanyproblem.bsky.social
Veterinarian, artist, feminist, Blerd
created November 14, 2024
272 followers 309 following 351 posts
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Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755.bsky.social) reposted
The pretexts for these paramilitary takeovers don’t matter They’re lies Don’t buy into their narrative They’re normalizing military takeovers That should be the opposing narrative, not crime rates which let them steer the conversation WE should steer it What they’re doing is unacceptable Period
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Happy birthday to me!
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I can’t have an affair because of wokeness!
🜲 (@fresh72.bsky.social) reposted
Feelings summed up
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Having some fun in the craft room. Can you tell I have a new favorite movie? #crafts #art
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They know why we’re here.
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The magical thing about dogs is that they don’t know the country is on fire…and if you take them for a walk at the lake, they help you forget too.
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I had a tense dream last night and now I have a movie to propose: Face Blindness: a woman is stalked by a man she has met but is not 100% sure she can identify out of context and she is not only scared but deeply embarrassed by the events that ensue Hollywood, call me!
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“Fantasy” Mariah Carey I was on a restaurant deck, sipping a cocktail yesterday and that song came on and it felt like summer officially started.
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I didn’t initially appreciate the full extent of its ugliness because my eyes kind of slide off it like it’s a deranged creation of the Old Gods. I have to make a conscious effort to look :p
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For a spoon full of horse ‘lytes Makes the ‘mectin go down!
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I’m so sorry for your loss. Reading about how Joss was so hatefully and cruelly taken makes my heart break and my blood boil. 💔
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How long until Trump pardons his killer? This was a heinous, brutal hate crime and it should be prosecuted as such to the full extent of the law.
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Yeah. I keep trying to find the actual quotes.
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My response: President taco says what?
The Diva Weava (she/her) (@divaweava.bsky.social) reposted
Sinners is set in the city of Clarksdale, MS. Problem: there’s no theatre there. So, the citizens wrote to Warner Bros to bring the film to them. Today they & Ryan Coogler did! What a beautiful day!
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I get the disappointment. It isn’t what she expected, but I think it looks cute. Hair, makeup, clothes…it almost never looks the same on a normal person as it does on a model. We all have to learn this harsh lesson at some point.
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
This Memorial Day weekend, the best way to honor the soldiers who gave the ultimate sacrifice is to honor and protect the freedoms and the democracy they died for.
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Sleepy pups ❤️
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So realistic! :p (Jk. It’s a really cool idea!)
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When that Exedrine be giving you liiiife!
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I said what about Breakfast at 6pm? ‘Cause today I Overstimulated myself
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Gorgeous!
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This is amazing!
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I clicked on this picture specifically to find out why someone put crochet tools into sausages :p
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Spotted in Austin: creepy woman obsessed with other peoples’ genitals taking photos of herself outside the public bathroom to share in the internet 😬
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.
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Amazing!
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I love all of God’s creatures.….except ticks, mosquitoes and wasps. Those come from the devil and should be sent straight to hell
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#crafts #art
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#crafts #art
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#crafts #art
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#crafts #art
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And some necklace pendants I made as well.
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New skull art. 3D printed mini stag skull embellished with wood frame, multicolored flower background and gold Leaf.
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Are weaponising…? …or have weaponized since fifteen years ago?
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Being an artist and looking at art: I don’t know if I want to buy this or make this.
🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 (@holynosebleed.bsky.social) reposted
I'm not active enough on here, so help me fix that and show off my great taste at the same time.
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People have been saying it for 10 years and more. MAGA doesn’t care.
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I don’t recall any explicit eyeball damage
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I’m also not a horror fan at all and this wasn’t too bad for me. Some people’s necks get bitten, some gun shots, some wooden stakes, and there is some blood spatter but about 80% of the movie has no bloodshed at all.
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To be a fly on the wall!
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And having it explicitly cannon to the story that nearly every women on screen had experienced enjoyable cunnilingus
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I just saw it for a second time an hour ago and I already want to see it a third!
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Didn’t Rodney King get beaten nearly to death by police officers and famously ask “can’t we all just get along?” as LA erupted in an infamous race riot…in the 90s???
Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH (@christenrexing.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Saturday!
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More clay necklace pendants I made this week
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What…and I cannot stress this enough…the f%ck?
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Just saw Sinners and whew….Ryan Coogler, you did not have to cook this much. I am full! …but I want seconds
Leah Litman (@leahlitman.bsky.social) reposted
Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
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These are all things that…people…do.
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Ooh! Pretty!
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If you see this, post some flower art #art #boneart #crafts
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Watching stories like this unfold in real time is what I come here for.
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Cutie croc cup! :)
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Amazing!
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Thank you :)
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So happy with the work I did today! Everything is hand sculpted. Very fun and relaxing Saturday #craft #art #animals #sculpture #jewelry
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RFK Jr is like the concept of ignorance left out in the sun to dry up and concentrate like a raisin.
Tara Dublin, Rock Star Author📚❤️🔥🤘🏻 (@taradublinrocks.bsky.social) reposted
True facts are true
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*To the tune of “In the Closet” by Micheal Jackson* I said there’s Something about having rabies That makes me want to Give it to you Yeee heee!
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Billy West seems like a fun guy :p Leela is my favorite but Kiff is a close second :p
Rex Thrillho (@evanbrady.bsky.social) reposted
Here we go let's get me in trouble!
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Futurama
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You guys are staying sane??
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I would never say a word again about background checks if a well-regulated militia showed up to stand guard on an immigrant neighborhood to protect them from ICE just ONCE! You don’t even have to shoot anyone.
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So we’re rounding up people to send them to foreign prisons without trial and considering doing that to full citizens soon… Where y’all at? I was told kids had to die so you gun nuts could defend democracy from tyrants. WHERE Y’ALL AT? The moment is here.
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Blood orange mojito
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Sophie Labelle (@assignedmale.bsky.social) reposted
Victim complex
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Aaron Mcgruder :)
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As a cis person, I don’t want to speak out of turn here, but I’m suspicious that these underage trans sex workers may not have all been having “fun”….🤔
tom is wide awake in america. blm. (@tomabernathy.bsky.social) reposted
Objectively hilarious. www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-ra...
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This really warms the cockles of my heart
Frances Elizabeth (@franceselizabeth.bsky.social) reposted
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I see this two ways: -a lot of people are rightfully angry at the apathy and ignorance that helped things get to this point and we have to make space for that -we have to let people join the fight, even if they’re late or were wrong before. Even if they don’t fully understand We have to or we lose
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That woman is a cunt…inuous disappointment. 🤦🏽♀️ …and also a cunt.
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One of the best things about being in my 40s is realizing that I don’t have to continue an internet conversation after it’s no longer fun for me. I can block and disappear into the ether like a witch. You can too!
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We’re in the middle of a hostile government takeover I wanna talk about it, but I’ll be late for work -these song lyrics are the best summation of how it feels to live right now.
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This could have been our president instead of a barely sentient orange scrotum. Why can’t we have nice things?
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Showed up in Baltimore with a good crowd of others
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What a little beauty!
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Psychonaughts
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Sonic the Hedgehog
Veronica McDonald (@veronicamcdonald.bsky.social) reposted
Be Black
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*makes it rain eggs up in da clurb* *is asked to leave immediately*
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“Better than Twizzlers” is a low bar :p
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
The chat room whiskeyleaks crew should all lose their jobs.
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Real “I shoot puppies” energy.
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I had an argument with a friend of mine about whether these actions meet the definition of fascism and I was like “we’re arguing about whether the water is truly boiling or just hot enough to burn while we’re sitting in the pot!”
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Sadly no. There’s only room in the cast for 5 women. If they let more in there’d be too many characters.
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I get what you’re saying but I fear they have chosen already.
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Uh…I think that answer has always been obvious. They don’t give a shit about soldiers, the country, or anyone besides their cult leader.
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Wait…does he think an erection involves blood loss…? 😳 …do his erections involve blood loss..? 😬