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An Everton blog. Mostly academy, stadium and off-pitch news and views. No clickbait. @ thetoffees.online

created October 20, 2024

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Profile picture Patrick Boyland (@paddyboyland.bsky.social) reposted

Brilliant solo goal from Justin Clarke to bring Everton U21s level in added time

2/9/2025, 7:48:54 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isaac Heath scoring 3 minutes into his Accrington Stanley debut. Then adding an assist half an hour later.

2/9/2025, 6:51:11 PM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aznou starting for the u21s tonight. Great to see Ebere and Benjamin back on the bench.

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2/9/2025, 5:35:28 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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We got some in for Maupay too. £6m rising to £10m.

2/9/2025, 2:50:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just watched the Under The Skin thing (I know, miles behind here). Absolutely brilliant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF6J...

2/9/2025, 2:26:12 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is nothing to indicate we've done that for PSR, or for how much we've sold them for. It could be that we've just moved them to a new structure. Especially because the men's team wouldn't want to be responsible for the Goodison Park redevelopment spend.

2/9/2025, 12:34:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've not sold a hotel? Hopefully this summer will close the multi-club loopholes they're exploiting.

2/9/2025, 12:25:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Braiden Graham called up to Northern Ireland u21s for the first time. He'll join Jack Patterson and Fraser Barnsley in the squad.

2/9/2025, 11:02:25 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is ridiculous. Chelsea have actually bought Ishe Samuels-Smith back from Strasbourg after selling him last month. Exactly the same price. Now completely without a sell on clause if Everton included one in the original sale.

2/9/2025, 10:31:09 AM | 19 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Outside Write ⚽️ (@outsidewrite.bsky.social) reposted

#OnThisDay 2 Sept 1892 Goodison Park, the first purpose-built football stadium in England, hosted its first match as #Everton beat West Brom 4-2 It also hosted matches in the 1966 World Cup and has a church within its grounds Have you been? What did you think? #groundhopping

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2/9/2025, 6:32:21 AM | 25 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a huge factor. We also had Garner as a makeshift left back for two games. Plus two dodgy penalties scew the stats further.

2/9/2025, 8:42:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Garner has an option too. Would be great to get it sorted.

2/9/2025, 8:18:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 decent length ones. Couple of months with ligament issues last year and a big muscle injury the year before.

1/9/2025, 8:32:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He also looks like he'll be caught with a garage full of drugs in Old Roan after police infiltrate his Encrochat.

1/9/2025, 8:29:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rohl is a really fun one. German u21 captain and Freiburg fans are gutted to lose him. Only reason the price is so low is his injury issues but I think we can afford to gamble a bit amidst the 'sensible' deals.

1/9/2025, 8:23:10 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:09:49 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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NEW: Harrison Armstrong has joined Preston on a season-long loan @theathleticfc.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 8:00:08 PM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interesting to see who was first to our transfers this year: Barry, Aznou - Paddy Boyland Rohl - Sky Germany KDH - Teamtalk (!) Dibling - Paul Joyce Travers - Bobble Can't find the first one for Grealish.

1/9/2025, 7:55:35 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, surely Reece Welch gets a move too? He's 21 and can't get near the bench.

1/9/2025, 4:08:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad he'll get games. Should tear it up there.

1/9/2025, 4:07:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't remember being this relaxed on deadline day for years. I'd love a couple in but I think we're in a good place. Good to see Onyango, Heath, Armstrong and Barnsley getting loans too. Sherif, Okoronkwo, Gospel-Eze already getting games.

1/9/2025, 4:03:54 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Boyland (@paddyboyland.bsky.social) reposted

Tyler Onyango has joined Stockport County on loan. Told he signed a two-year extension at Everton last summer, meaning his deal expires end of current season

1/9/2025, 4:00:13 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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League Two is a bit disappointing. He should be far too good for that.

1/9/2025, 3:01:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pity we were so desperate at the time. No idea why any player who bavks themselves goes there.

1/9/2025, 12:20:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ishe Samuel-Smith left Everton for £4m to Chelsea after refusing a contract. A year later gets shipped to Strasbourg for £4m, conveniently removing any sell on we had. He'll now be 2nd choice after Chelsea also shipped Chilwell there. Cautionary tale.

1/9/2025, 12:10:59 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've never been more back

1/9/2025, 8:45:35 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly don't think he will. He's really bad.

31/8/2025, 8:19:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I don't care. You're thick as shit and your country's 'sports' are a joke.

31/8/2025, 7:38:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we all stop reposting the bitter little gobshite who runs @plnews.bsky.social ? He's a horrible red who was encouraging death threats against Tarkowski's family.

31/8/2025, 7:35:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprised you can spell soccer to be fair. Great job champ.

31/8/2025, 7:33:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Everton Gear (@evertongear.bsky.social) reposted

The toffees were fuckin magic,weekend was

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31/8/2025, 6:29:12 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arteta's football was perfected by Pulis. You don't win the league with corners.

31/8/2025, 5:51:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be pretty good!

31/8/2025, 5:48:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like a right back tomorrow. Chermiti and Patterson out. Decent right back in. Even a loan with option. Then I think we're set till January. Long term it's a striker and holding midfielder as priorities.

31/8/2025, 5:43:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh look. Another one that's exactly the same as Tarkowski apart from the badge on the kit.

31/8/2025, 5:25:49 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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£116m for Wirtz by the way. Looks like Davy Klaasen.

31/8/2025, 5:15:15 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That makes sense. Thank you!

31/8/2025, 5:08:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That first one is beautiful. Not seen that perspective before.

31/8/2025, 4:59:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Big bad Bob Latchford (@boblatchfordsboots.bsky.social) reposted

Some they give some they do even look at ?!

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31/8/2025, 4:54:47 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture @BigDuncNo9 (@bigduncno9.bsky.social) reposted

I wonder if James Tarkowski is watching that #VAR decision to not give that penalty to #Arsenal today? #LIVARS 😂

31/8/2025, 4:54:47 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shawsy (@shawsy.bsky.social) reposted

A little trip to BMD earlier. Great to see plenty of people visiting, will be even better when the whole site is open to the public. #EFC #BMD

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31/8/2025, 3:56:12 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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12 months ago you'd be sectioned for this post.

31/8/2025, 4:42:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loves it here doesn't he?

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31/8/2025, 4:37:21 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might go down next week and watch the women's team smash them there again.

31/8/2025, 4:36:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just watching Super Sunday (🤮) and I have to say that stadium is definitely in the top 3 stadiums Everton have built.

31/8/2025, 4:34:24 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Beardsley kit is superb as well.

31/8/2025, 4:16:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trish (@azzurri1878.bsky.social) reposted

Just read that if we buy 8m Toffee Doughnuts @ £6.50 each, we can pay for Grealish. Come on blues, you know what to do :)

31/8/2025, 8:52:55 AM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah. They invented the French language specifically for that chant. Just another gift to the world from Mythology FC.

31/8/2025, 4:09:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Allez Allez Allez is definitely not a Liverpool chant. I mean, it's in French...

31/8/2025, 4:03:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah. That would explain it. It'd be a pity if he didn't get a loan.

31/8/2025, 4:00:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@paddyboyland.bsky.social do you know what's happening with Roman Dixon? He's not been involved with the u21s yet so I assume he's off the Stockport?

31/8/2025, 3:55:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will never stop laughing when Tuchel caves to media pressure and England put the hologram of Trafford in goal.

31/8/2025, 2:54:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because the media talks them up constantly. Best in the world in every position until they're not.

31/8/2025, 12:00:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure it was about standards. More about having nobody at board level and no money to sort it.

31/8/2025, 9:57:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19th October. That's when Everton hit 6 points last season (technically 8 after the Ipswich win). 4th December was the next win after that.

31/8/2025, 9:50:35 AM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a PSR profit. But either way we know this was a bad deal. It was an overpay and we didn't want or need him. One of Thelwell's worst bits of business

30/8/2025, 10:05:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Signed for £12.5m, sold for £10m plus a hefty sell on % after a year long injury. Not too bad.

30/8/2025, 9:39:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And a massive dive. Nowhere near the Young one that apparently wasn't a penalty.

30/8/2025, 9:36:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pundits queuing up to claim that United penalty should have been given. Absolutely ashamed for them, the pathetic shills.

30/8/2025, 9:34:15 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Boyland (@paddyboyland.bsky.social) reposted

NEW: Youssef Chermiti close to Rangers move. Package worth around £10m (£2m in bonuses). Everton will also have a significant sell-on clause. Talks started over loan but fee deemed fair for player not part of Moyes' immediate plans @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...

30/8/2025, 9:16:02 PM | 45 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also loves to give free tickets to bitter Reds. He's an attention seeking helmet.

30/8/2025, 7:36:36 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EFC Statto (@efcstatto.bsky.social) reposted

Everton have won 9 Premier League games so far in 2025 - already more than they won in the whole of 2024 (8). #EFC

29/8/2025, 10:31:37 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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"The biggest compliment I can say about Jack is that he's even better than I thought he was." - David Moyes on Jack Grealish

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30/8/2025, 6:59:10 PM | 53 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blocked!

30/8/2025, 6:55:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jake O'Brien's kid might be Everton Jesus. P3 W3.

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30/8/2025, 6:39:23 PM | 73 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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The weight lifted off his shoulders bends light itself.

30/8/2025, 6:11:09 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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💙

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30/8/2025, 6:07:30 PM | 94 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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On the flip side. Mykolenko provides defensive balance while Grealish & KDH tear it up. Branthwaite/Tarks works very well and O'Brien is a good CB. A right back transforms us.

30/8/2025, 5:54:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is completely untrue.

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30/8/2025, 5:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Telegraph is just outright lying for the second time in a week about the stadium being responsible for Liverpool losing Unesco status. Are the club going to challenge it? www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2025...

30/8/2025, 5:36:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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James Garner should be in the England squad as an option for holding midfielder. Welcome to my TED talk.

30/8/2025, 5:25:04 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Refs eh?

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30/8/2025, 4:30:18 PM | 62 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:16:00 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moyes 🤝 Top 7

30/8/2025, 4:09:20 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliant result. Loads of great performances. A few things to sort out but we're in a really great place here. Incredible new stadium, a sex train in attack, a good nanager, and what looks like competent owners. Up The Fucking Toffees.

30/8/2025, 3:59:42 PM | 31 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Into the 98th minute of 96...

30/8/2025, 3:55:57 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm a proper injury time conspiracy theorist. We never get 6+ minutes when we're losing.

30/8/2025, 3:50:52 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only solace I can take from that awful defending is that we've got a £100m defender to come back in. Really hope Aznou is decent long term.

30/8/2025, 3:43:00 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

30/8/2025, 3:19:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dewsbury-Hall is just such an astonishingly good signing that i'm questioning if I even know my club anymore.

30/8/2025, 3:15:22 PM | 63 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He could breach PSR but i'm not sure how that would work.

30/8/2025, 2:58:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. Assist and he's running the show.

30/8/2025, 2:45:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re giving out unsold Toffee Doughnuts in boxes for free here at Goodison. Take that Hill Dickinson Stadium! 😭

30/8/2025, 2:44:24 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we pay the £50m now? 👀

30/8/2025, 2:36:12 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oliver is a joke.

30/8/2025, 2:18:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Banner covering the entire exposed part of the Lower Bullens.

30/8/2025, 12:24:18 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Olayiwola celebrating his England u17 call up with a goal.

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30/8/2025, 12:37:00 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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U21s lost 2-1 to.Norwich last night. Clarke with another goal but Graham missed a penalty. Good news is Benjamin is back from injury. U18s playing Forest this morning.

30/8/2025, 11:13:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Courtesy of a brother.

Everton Stadium from Everton Brow, with a sign calling it the greatest view in Liverpool.
30/8/2025, 10:00:05 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Game day #utft

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30/8/2025, 9:10:34 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their board is a mess. They'll do anything for a bit of profit.

29/8/2025, 9:25:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:35:19 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you sell online? If not I'll pop in for that Leitch one. Fantastic.

29/8/2025, 6:11:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was £170 for Mansfield. It was brilliant but I'd not pay £700 for it.

29/8/2025, 6:10:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a 'pack the midfield and score the winner' type player for away games. His finish against us last year was brilliant.

29/8/2025, 5:16:59 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't particularly want Soucek but if Barry is doing his best work drifting wide to stretch defences and Grealish is doing those City cut backs he was doing vs Brighton then Soucek will score a load of goals arriving late into the box.

29/8/2025, 5:01:36 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really deserved for Olayiwola. He looks brilliant.

29/8/2025, 4:59:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, Fraser Barnsley has gone on loan to Marine. Great move.

29/8/2025, 4:02:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Douglass Lukjanciks and Harrison Armstrong have been called up to the England u19 squad. Great news for them.

29/8/2025, 4:02:18 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Four four two give Hill Dickinson Stadium a standing ovation www.fourfourtwo.com/features/lou...

29/8/2025, 2:17:35 PM | 47 7 | View on Bluesky | view