Lmaooo
Lmaooo
Lmaoooo
Maybe it’s a crosshair
And the people? Well, the people couldn’t be happier.
You can just tell someone that something glows in the dark. What are they going to do, test it out? Get that free glow in the dark clout.
I love that he knows the word “chyron.”
For me, this is the single funniest moment in Detroiters. vimeo.com/592468865?sh...
The wink is my favorite
You can just tell someone that something glows in the dark. What are they going to do, test it out? Get that free glow in the dark clout.
Love song of ALL time
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Didn’t that song have something to do with the Royals World Series team?
Don’t die imo
I think it might be my favorite show ever. All three seasons are pretty wildly different from each other and all pretty satisfying.
Cue the “oh I guess you hate small, pert perfect titties with proportionate nipples” crowd
Thumbs up
Lunging for a firefighter’s hose like it’s a cop’s gun
I hope there’s a through line for all of them. A saga. Some lore.
What’s the lowest to the ground you’ve ever flown? Mine is probably touching the ground.
Haha. I watch the Phillies and they’re in Arizona this weekend (as they were when I posted about a year ago). Their faces are behind home plate most of the game.
They moved to Phoenix to “get away from this shit”
There must be tape!
She’d never harm me, that’s for sure
Serious Injury husband, Wrongful Death wife
True tho
You’re a regular Spider Zombie
They wanted a tent that included Sinema and Manchin, then complained about the weak coalition it created.
Sigh
I do. I do.
the dems are the washington generals. they let em win one occasionally, but they’re only there to be stooges.
GAH! I’m in good company, at least.
My sweet child, the Democrats ARE the Washington Generals.
I can’t remember who told me not to use the syrup at IHOP. Anyway, you were right.
Why I’m Leaving the Democratic Party to Coach the Washington Generals
Early iterations of the game that came to be known as American football were designed to be played in empty Roman aqueducts, featured a handful of jacks instead of a ball, & incorporated long recitations of epic poetry as a crucial element of play, imo
I fucken knew it
just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale where they all have realistic CGI buttholes
I don’t know Doughboys, but knowing she’s on it is enough to make me check it out. I loved her on AP Bio.
I don’t like what Charlie Kirp did to Jimmie Kimble. But I respect it. As a patriot
“And by the truth, I think we both know the truth about Black pilots”
Amen
I just invented global warming for dogs. I’m tentatively calling it “dog global warming”
He has like one scene in Weapons and is amazing
It’s on my list! I just watched the 2018 Halloween and he’s great in it.
Toby Huss is a gift
100%
Exactly that. Or SNL doing a sketch in which someone chubbier than Channing Tatum plays Trump.
Point being: Kimmel’s firing is not cancel culture chickens coming home to roost. Trump can and will make the same threats via the FCC for anything he doesn’t like, and it’ll be for much milder things in the future.
Like, there were a bunch of assholes wondering why a white woman’s (tragic!) death didn’t receive the attention that George Floyd’s did. Answer: George Floyd was killed with taxpayer dollars. It means something more than just a violent act.
Police violence is different from that of random citizens. (As a concept, anyway. Still hurts to get punched in the face by anyone)
An unfunny observation: offenses are different and, I think, worse when the State does them. The government threatening speech is worse than when people boycott an entertainer.
Dems should introduce the Presidential Verisimilitude Act, in which any and all depictions of Donald Trump have to strictly depict his disgusting, unflattering countenance, free of fantasy or veneer.
And as a bonus, a Dem consultant class that doesn't see any of that as "winning issues."
They should invent a system in which citizens had any recourse beyond "spend your money somewhere else."
Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
Any excuse to post this one youtu.be/lNEALlF8agw?...
What stage of grief is bloodlust?
Dems should introduce the Presidential Verisimilitude Act, in which any and all depictions of Donald Trump have to strictly depict his disgusting, unflattering countenance, free of fantasy or veneer.
Good shout, especially “in these times.”
Uhhhhhh, has Trump seen EDDINGTON?!
Philadelphia mentioned
When Bari Weiss finds out about this, she is going to blame wokeness on campus so fucking hard
Haha. I haven't had a red beer in probably 20 years.
I'm taking notes!
Oh, it's on the table. I looked on Atlas Obscura and saw that there's a house painted like the Pride flag across the street.
What's the single coolest thing to do in Topeka, Kansas? Besides "Go to Lawrence"?
Gimme that Dem Consultant money NOW
Instead of "Defund the Police," they should have said, "Let's work together to form community oversight committees that make suggestions for means-tested improvements for ALL municipal organizations."
I’d point to the power of Mary Steenburgen’s performance.
Never seen it but love it
It simply didn’t occur to me that Hot Rod could be that low.
He loved that boy like a ballroom
"You know, I'm something of a hack, myself."
They more or less set out to do the same thing that AI does. Now they can't offer anything you can't already find anywhere else. I hope they're done for.
Fiverr switching to AI is the most predictable thing ever.
Hahaha. He’s apparently out of jail.
He claims he has 7-8 more years of gifts lined up.
Haha. Right?
“Look at this gorgeous picture of delicious, smooshed bugs on a windshield with a sunset ruining it all in the background” ~ Stephen Miller
We live in a world in which people objectively have fewer rights than they did before Charlie Kirk started his career.
There's a child walking down the sidewalk bellowing, "DEEZ NUTS." I wonder if he's on Bluesky.
Spotted today in South Philly. Let’s be friends.
They won’t even let me fuck it
I am a KEXP amplifier if they helps
Top 5 favorite album ever
I do actually like the industrial stuff, but I respect a band that contains multitudes.
Spotted today in South Philly. Let’s be friends.
Obviously I should have said probiotic yogurt
So many years in the asylum without Metamucil
I recant my statement
Hahahaha
They really dropped the ball
Major plot hole: Michael Myers never once stops to take a dump
What’s better in history than Powdered Toast Man
Terrible people, eh? They should die.
I mean, today alone would suggest not
I’ll carry a burning couch on my back
