the 90s are back, baby, and so is Jet Lag
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the 90s are back, baby, and so is Jet Lag
not really the point but feels kind of telling that clicking on this article immediately redirected me to a full page scam ad
go listen to the layover đŤ
at one point he has to kill chatGPT with nothing but a biplane
the power scaling is so fucked in MI these days that in order to have the equivalent tension of pointing a gun at him they need to be like tom cruise i am going to explode you with a nuke right now
new mission impossible is good. you would not believe how many times tom cruise gets trapped in a room with a nuclear bomb that is going to explode in 10 minutes
why not just break one leg you say?? canât take my chances. i want to play mario kart 9
not to be dramatic but if my switch 2 doesnât show up before we leave to film the next season iâm going to break both of my legs so that i donât have to go
it should be me btw. iâll do it
someone is about to get paid one hundred million dollars to host a podcast where they say the situation in gaza is kind of complicated
apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"
the difference between x and bluesky is that when your post goes viral beyond your usual audience, instead of your comments being full of nazis itâs like a thousand gen X women who have no idea what youâre talking about being like âwow this is so beautiful đđđ love from minnesota đŤśâ
must have had a lot of time bonuses
sure
*peer pressure voice* cool kids have the red colored rulebooks
they're roughly adjusted to fit metric values without picking really weird numbers
ATTENTION BELOVED EUROPEANS: you can now buy the hide and seek home game in â¨metric⨠and it will be shipping from EU warehouses for â¨a normal amount of moneyâ¨... so if you were looking to pick up a copy, now's the time!! store.nebula.tv
Mayor Adams is wearing his âin god we trustâ American flag shirt once again. But this time itâs written in Italian. He says itâs Spanish to honor the victims of a nightclub roof collapse in the Dominican republic last week.
i hate Liquid Death
you guys are so good at coming up with season ideas
btw! if you have any burning questions about season 13, weâre doing a q&a on the layover next week, and taking questions on the subreddit right now: www.reddit.com/r/JetLagTheG...
bing bong
we have added the wonderful Ben Doyle @thewheatgerm.bsky.social to our live show in Brooklyn on Saturday April 26th. come hang out with us :) only $15 www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-...
the vibes in korea are absolutely popping off rn. people are in the train station applauding the tv politely
itâs april 2nd in korea so i promise itâs illegal for this to be an april fools
i accidentally voted for balatro so now i REALLY need you guys to vote for us instead
whatâs really fascinating about this supposedly co-written book is that i can personally guarantee that not a single word will be written by either person. who is this even for
the vibes could not be worse. i will be reading it cover to cover
gotta be one of the most transparently stupid headlines i have ever read
Even if you don't watch anything else on Nebula, it's worth the $6 just to see what Amy does to the national anthem nebula.tv/videos/aboli...
just out of curiosity (not that we are working on another season or anything. that would be crazy) what are everyoneâs fav challenges that weâve done?
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
man i leave twitter for like 3 weeks and theyâre already on there talking about how i dress like a trans masc elizabeth holmes
JET LAG SEASON 13 OUT ON YOUTUBE NOW!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJFA...
we're doing an AMA about abolish everything on reddit rn! come with questions! we have answers!! www.reddit.com/r/Nebula/com...
abolish everything episode two :D will the abolishers sway you to their cause, or will you remain on the establishmentâs sideâŚ
tune in to watch adam defend BBLs in, naturally, a shockingly impassioned speech about dentistry
7pm! dentists should be quaking in their bootsâŚ
ITâS SCHENGEN TIME
is this a fascist opinion. it might be. whatever
as someone who had to go to a physical bank today i have decided that there should not be all of these different banks. what is the point of this. there should be one bank and itâs called The Bank
Jet Lag S13 premiere tonight in NYC! If you didnât get a ticket we will have a standby line but we donât anticipate to be able to let in more than a few people, so only come if youâre happy to stand in a line for an hour then go home!
this oneâs gonna be a banger folks. get a ticket while they last!
the G is one of many things i am waving my arms at
welcome and iâm sorry!!!!
PRAYING for the couple i just met on the G train who told me they moved to the US from the netherlands 3 weeks ago
nebula hired a social media manager and now i can no longer think of captions that are more clever than the ones they already posted but uh.... it's season 13. go watch the season 13 trailer
itâs finally out! go watch ep 1!!! i wore a mustache for 4 hours (didnât need to do that)
kind of love how shitty these uber tablet games have gotten. are you asking me what the number 2 is
watch our trailer if u want the context behind this image
a special 60-second teaser for our lovely Bluesky fans
i think it's cool that they made a truck that doesn't work as a truck at all and instead makes random strangers hate you and want to ruin your life. good purchase
please please please please please please please please please pl
oh absolutely and i won. good question
trying to explain to sam that i need to take a sick day because i went to a beyblade tournament too late at night and now im sleepy
Demand for the Jet Lag home game far exceeded our expectations (thousands of games versus hundreds), which is unfortunately slowing down the delivery process. Weâre working hard to solve this.
the only time in my life i ever got a concussion was in kindergarten because i wouldnât stop talking about how much i loved massachusetts senator john kerry and another kid picked me up and threw me at a tree
in between seasons im in my apartment doing this
great interview with our editor jack, for anyone interested in the post production process for jet lag!
i love when someone is doing work next to you on the plane because then you get to try to figure out what their job is. the woman sitting next to me has been in excel adding the same 3 numbers together over and over again for the last hour
george soros hates tristan
it's true woke paid us to put brian on the show to fill our DEI quota (irish)
who wants to hang out
i am sick of reading ARTICLES!!! i was born in 1999
so when exactly is hank green going to make a 12 to 17 minute video that is both whimsical yet informative explaining what the fuck is happening to our federal government right now
After last nightâs taping Iâm sure of two things: 1. Abolish Everything is going to be a massive hit 2. Chandler Dean deserves every bit of whatâs about to happen when this show drops
being producer graham when ur bald must be so crazy like damn im producer graham and iâm bald and iâm working with tom scott
editing a video with tom scott in it is making me feel insane. like hey wait thatâs tom scott
bug
carefully and lovingly trying to de-millenial-ify my bluesky feed by blocking every account that uses punctuation. i think it's working
i saw some light mocking aimed at someone for saying x instead of twitter, but nah, sorry, it's x now. twitter's dead
the haters said you could never buy and play jet lag the game with your friends anywhere in the world. the haters were WRONG store.nebula.tv/hideandseek
i hate reading about the way our government functions. what do you mean our agency for responding to nuclear emergencies only exists because gerald ford was beefing with a guy named Captain Midnight who kept threatening to nuke boston and also did not exist
whatâs up new twitter. donât tell old twitter but we have like several kind of crazy things to announce in the coming weeks/months and iâm gonna make a concerted effort to do that here first because elon musk is a punk bitch and i hate him
Solomon 