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@thewizardofboz.bsky.social

Not actually Birch Bayh 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦 he/him | 25

created November 6, 2024

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Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Today, though, this country has long lost the right to that excuse

7/9/2025, 4:30:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I appreciate the Founders didn't have many examples to build on, but there's a certain sense of foreboding in that they styled themselves on a project that eventually failed.

7/9/2025, 4:29:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

No, they're not. I don't how successful this increasingly unpopular regime will be at that, but they will try to to hold on.

7/9/2025, 4:20:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

They should have gone all in on the Roman stuff. Governors of states? Should have been proconsuls of states. Supreme Court justices? Should've been praetors. smh

7/9/2025, 4:13:49 AM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry, but it did have the intended effect. It's a damning indictment that it worked, but worked it did.

7/9/2025, 3:37:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

They have to have give Jesse Watters' show to Jesse Jackson and we will hand over Watters to Canada to face His Majesty's justice.

7/9/2025, 3:35:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Dems in Congress will pass "The United States Owns All News Corp's Stocks" Act and we can force them to rebrand as like FNC. They can keep Brit Hume and Brett Baier and Jennifer Griffin (and no one else), as a treat.

7/9/2025, 3:33:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

So does anyone remember Obama mocking Trump for doing this?

7/9/2025, 3:28:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

This kinda implies Democrats will need to start sending UBI checks with the names of President Beto O'Rourke and Social Security administrator AOC on them

7/9/2025, 3:26:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I think its mainly an online thing? Like my mom watches Fox and I told her the thing about empathy being a sin (in a non-political way) and she was like "da fuq"

7/9/2025, 3:24:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I've noticed a trend of rightwingers calling themselves "brutal Americans." Don't like that, don't like that at all

7/9/2025, 3:20:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw some people responding with talk of "the sin of empathy." Not great man, that's how you get to some hutu power radio shit

7/9/2025, 3:19:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

The BDU will be both really good and kinda cursed b/c they'll have full-color patches to differentiate them from the ACU

7/9/2025, 2:49:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

"Referred to, in popular parlance, as the "greens" and "tanks" the two factions both struggled to buy back badly needed M1A1 tanks from Suadi Arabia. The "greens," for instance, had to purchase M48s from South Korea in order to outfit several divisions..."

7/9/2025, 2:47:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

They should bring them back, unironically

7/9/2025, 2:38:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

My dad was USAF and he loved his BDUs

7/9/2025, 2:36:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

My cousin's husband was an infantryman in Afghanistan and he told me once that he really liked the UCP uniform & thought it blended in really well. I feel like that is not a common opinion.

7/9/2025, 2:35:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah the army's ucp era

7/9/2025, 2:33:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun fact: the "Farmer" in Democratic–Farmer–Labor presumably referred solely to him

7/9/2025, 12:50:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Somehow, Collin Peterson returned

7/9/2025, 12:49:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

How about Harrison Ford?

7/9/2025, 12:33:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Harris is one of few big Dem politicans who think Trump is actually a fascist!

7/9/2025, 12:22:04 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doctor Charlton Cussans PhD (@charltoncussans.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump has evil queer energy.

6/9/2025, 10:05:00 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably one of the most queer-coded straight men to ever exist

6/9/2025, 9:57:15 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

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6/9/2025, 4:36:51 PM | 35045 10985 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they marked it as being in Nunavut by mistake

6/9/2025, 6:12:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

It's missing the base in Greenland

6/9/2025, 6:10:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

For what it's worth, both rebrands are super unpopular. Hopefully the party prices that in.

6/9/2025, 5:58:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Seth Harp has a book on the Special Forces cartel at Fort Bragg. Don't know how legit it is tho.

6/9/2025, 4:32:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

USVI statehood

6/9/2025, 3:24:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Assuming Johnson wasn't just talking out of his ass

6/9/2025, 12:00:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

So he's gonna pardon Maxwell, right? You would need a lie like this to keep the base in line for something like that.

5/9/2025, 11:59:43 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I admire the Republican Party's dedication to proving that their base is full of the dumbest people on the planet

5/9/2025, 11:08:14 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social)

Hey @djinnandtonic.bsky.social have you done anything with the New Deal's Blue Eagle before?

Poster of the New Deal's National Recovery Administration
5/9/2025, 8:09:02 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Geoff Duncan did this a few months ago

5/9/2025, 7:45:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

So is Beto not running then?

5/9/2025, 7:38:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it doesn't make true for them, but I see why people make that mistake.

5/9/2025, 7:28:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

In a parliamentary party you generally don't criticize the party leader and this is how the GOP under Trump works.

5/9/2025, 7:27:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

People tend to think the Democrats function like a parliamentary party. To be fair, the GOP does kind of function like one under Trump. Like he mostly gets to select candidates and the rest of the party tries to ape his style.

5/9/2025, 7:25:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh great he practices family medicine. Delightful.

5/9/2025, 6:32:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social)

I should be less angry about the Minnesota doctor promoting RFK on X

5/9/2025, 6:31:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't even blame her, I'd wanna retire too at that age, not spend a year campaigning against an entrenched incumbent

5/9/2025, 5:56:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

She doesn't seem to want it

5/9/2025, 5:54:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not an expert on Mexican history/politics but I understanding is that PRI's ideology is faux social democracy but they sometimes did social democratic things to that end. Faux social democracy sounds better than what we currently have tbh

5/9/2025, 5:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean a lot of people on here call for woke PRI

5/9/2025, 5:42:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I've never even heard of this person before.

5/9/2025, 5:20:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Though it did take me a while to realize one of the performers was Hawkeye from Mash

5/9/2025, 4:56:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

That audiobook was so good man

5/9/2025, 4:56:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I know, after Daschle lost in '04. I was speaking generally.

5/9/2025, 3:53:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably because a Democrat was president

5/9/2025, 3:47:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, I feel like Trump probably doesn't know his executive order doesn't actually change the name of DOD.

5/9/2025, 3:39:08 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Did someone mention to them the insane amount of money it would cost to change all the logos/signs?

5/9/2025, 3:37:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

"Well its kinda like if an eyeball and an octopus had a baby. We think the stock market will respond positively to learning about it"

5/9/2025, 2:24:26 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

ATF guys signed up so they could do some investigative cop stuff, the HSI guy signed up so he could do some ethnic cleansing

4/9/2025, 9:33:44 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

HSI is literally staffed by people who couldn't get into the ATF/FBI/USMS etc

4/9/2025, 9:31:58 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Bernie Sanders/AOC has a good line about "fighting for someone you don't know," and its an idea utterly alien to people who watch Fox

4/9/2025, 8:55:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, that would be why I said the main reason

4/9/2025, 8:43:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

He's right, we need more AI-generated code, especially at places like the Social Security Administration

4/9/2025, 8:00:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I assumed the ship crashed into a city because Weyland-Yutani was doing evil corporate shenanigans. It's kinda funny that the real main reason was that the crew was just that bad at their jobs.

4/9/2025, 7:22:04 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Could you imagine if Marco Antonio Rubio went by Tony? "Senator Tony Rubio of Florida"

4/9/2025, 7:18:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean there is a reason he goes by Ted and not Rafael.

4/9/2025, 7:17:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

If we're going to have nine law gods who sweep in every so often to destabilize the country, they should at least look the part.

4/9/2025, 7:13:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't even need European style robes and we can just make ours more colorful. We should also make the US House Speaker wear a robe, as the UK still does (South Carolina still does this).

A former Chief Justice of the Philippines wearing a fun robe Taiwan's chief justice. He is wearing some sort of bib thing. The Speaker of the South Carolina House of Representatives. He is robed as he should be. A fun mace is in front of him, which every legislature should have, but not a crowned monarchical one.
4/9/2025, 7:10:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

We should force John Roberts to wear this.

4/9/2025, 7:01:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we need more robes. And our current ones are insufficiently silly.

John Jay, first Chief Justice of SCOTUS, wearing a delightfully silly robe
4/9/2025, 7:01:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I know Indiana is stereotyped as being a farm state (and we do have a lot of farms), but our economy is largely based around healthcare so we should be able to weather-*touches ear* hold on I'm being told

4/9/2025, 6:52:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Like I think giving Indian nations like the Navajo or the Choctaw representation equivalent to states would be fair and would work, but there are a lot of small Native American tribes out there, and it would be wrong to not have them represented the same way as the Navajo would be.

4/9/2025, 6:25:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

That could work! My rough idea is that each constituency would consist of a number of Indian tribes, the members of those tribes getting to elect a congressperson and two senators. The selection would need to be done so that each "district" has roughly the same pop & in consultation w the tribes

4/9/2025, 6:18:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

We'll probably need a different building from the Capitol to host the State of the Union

4/9/2025, 6:08:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

985 members: 735 from single-member constituencies 15 from American Indian constituencies 235 from a plurinominal proportional representation at-large district

4/9/2025, 6:07:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I really like the show, but I'm annoyed that, in a show about xenos being on earth, we see it terrorize one (1) mostly empty building

4/9/2025, 6:02:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

We should also make the House of Representatives larger. Maybe like 735 members? Though I wonder if that's too big

4/9/2025, 5:56:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we need an American version of the Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution.

4/9/2025, 5:19:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Thats fair! Guyana uses a sysyem where citizens vote directly for the president and their party in the legislature via double simultaneous vote

4/9/2025, 5:16:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

South Africa requires their president to be a member of the National Assembly when elected (he there after resigns)

4/9/2025, 5:11:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree, it would need to adapted to federalism. Also, in South Africa's system, the president functions like a pm in other parliamentary systems and can be removed via a legislative vote of no confidence, he's just also the head of state.

4/9/2025, 5:10:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

We should adopt something like South Africa's system (parliamentary republic with an executive president)

4/9/2025, 5:03:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social)

The cat was sticking her tongue into an electrical outlet

4/9/2025, 7:44:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Little strange tbh

4/9/2025, 6:23:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

So why is "puppy-rapist" the phrase you choose to use there?

4/9/2025, 6:22:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

My objection to this is that the ICC doesn't hang people

4/9/2025, 1:16:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Plot twist: it's Dave McCormick who has a stroke

4/9/2025, 1:03:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I was referring to the situation around election day. Trump's tariffs are inflationary 100%

4/9/2025, 12:00:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Inflation was (relatively) high so people didn't really care that the economy was doing pretty well overall

3/9/2025, 11:49:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Your country needs you, Tim McGraw

3/9/2025, 7:38:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blackburn is going to be elected governor so there's going to be a Senate special election there in 2027

3/9/2025, 7:37:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

They responded to one of their kings making Trump's argument by cutting off his head.

3/9/2025, 5:07:32 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Although these things continuing to exist at the same time is more or less mutually exclusive at this point.

3/9/2025, 4:18:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Assuming either the Republican Party or America are still around in like 20 years

3/9/2025, 4:17:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear God, Hanania was right wasn't he? Fuentes really is gonna be the Republican presidental candidate someday

3/9/2025, 4:16:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

These state militias are also absolutely tiny

3/9/2025, 4:07:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh *now* he thinks Putin is conspiring against America

3/9/2025, 1:39:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Its the same thing JD Vance being a Catholic. Does Pete Hegseth think he's a Christian?

3/9/2025, 12:41:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I like that he clearly tacked on that bit about "continental Europeans" because his name is Schmitt.

2/9/2025, 11:59:59 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

America is a nation for the "English and Scots-Irish," argues a man named Schmitt

2/9/2025, 11:58:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't even think staying there makes one a Nazi, I just worry about the effect it has on people to see that stuff constantly

2/9/2025, 11:56:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's telling that, for many accounts on X, people on Bluesky being mean to them is a dealbeaker, but that app and its algorithm being designed to boost Nazis isn't.

2/9/2025, 11:53:10 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Cersei was right. When the law is your shield, all that's protecting you is just a piece of paper.

2/9/2025, 10:10:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Does pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell go under "Epstein did nothing wrong?"

2/9/2025, 4:57:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit (@thewizardofboz.bsky.social) reply parent

Our president should wear a sash. We are a Latin American nation that just happens to speak a Germanic language after all.

2/9/2025, 2:42:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view