Roll Jalen
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I am once again begging Devonta Smith (the best dressed player in football) to send me his suits when he’s done with them
The details! Beautiful
Damn that's crazy I've been told my entire life that gun control both doesn't work and is an unconscionable infringement on the 2nd Amendment
DOJ is openly stating that "trannies shouldn't have guns." The Trump administration is moving to strip trans people of their 2nd amendment rights. Nothing good ever comes out of an authoritarian regime stripping a minority group of owning guns.
I gotta say that you and @glitterburrito.bsky.social are the kind of women I want my girl to be as she continues to grow. Y’all are amazing in so many different ways. Cheers to you both! 🥂❤️✨
Teens calling Idaho's suicide hotline are being told they can't proceed with the conversation without parental consent. Many of the callers are then hanging up. Idaho approved a strict parental consent law last year. idahocapitalsun.com/2025/08/29/i...
Thursday Murder Club got me teary-eyed.
I hope every health-related profession that does this is sued into oblivion and that therapists, in particular, are walked into a public square to have hard socks thrown at them. technologyreview.us11.list-manage.com/track/click?...
Stand and Crush with Eyeliner
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Back when colleges did yearbook photos: striped knit dress, choker, and permed bob.
I was Miami until I realized Carson Beck was qb. Now I’m just watching cause it’s football.
WIRED spoke to a self-proclaimed leader of an online group called Purgatory, which charged as little as $20 to call in fake threats against schools. www.wired.com/story/purgat...
Yeah, LSU, too. A lot of over analyzing for sure.
Once you have it in the end zone and get a foot down, it should be over. 🫠
Nobody knows what targeting is. Nobody knows what a damn catch is.
Marian on The Gilded Age is silly.
The collapse of the trad wife and blue collar wife who works from home model should be interesting for republicans. This isn’t Avon money anymore. A lot of of the female economy has kept middle class households afloat. But we will see 🤷🏾♀️
Eugenics comes for you* all. (It was always already coming for some of us.)
ETTD
Let’s go Cocky
Completely different FSU team too — didn’t have Castellanos or Gus or Squirrel last year. 🫠
He wouldn’t have got it anyway, but that spot was trash.
What even is targeting?
That’ll do it.
It’s been rough to watch.
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He has zero confidence.
And FSU is a completely different team with a new qb and transfers and Gus.
Mina, please, no. 😭
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The necklaces and the scruff 😂
Roll Tide. That’s the way I like it.
Roll Tide
These review “experts” are terrible. “I think it’s a catch. But they could overturn it.”
Guess he ran out of republicans
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The average American simply has no idea how quickly the infrastructure that keeps us safe and healthy is collapsing. These systems run in the background thanks to government employees who quietly do critical work. Those employees are being purged and systems are being destroyed.
It really is this simple. He actually has to do work in the Senate. As Governor of Alabama, he can do media appearances, look like he's in charge, etc. when the bulk of the power is actually held by the state legislature.
Death Panels are here AND they're robots
“Another challenge that Louisiana had [in the aftermath of Katrina] is that most of their National Guard troops were in Iraq. And most of their equipment from the Louisiana national guard was in Baghdad.” BRO.
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When everybody stops pretending and starts getting real — there is an organized play afoot
When i am asked to seriously evaluate the state of Western Christianity ... i can only resolve that it is an anathema to the Gospel of Jesus Christ
Happy football season
Some poor soul already wrote to me trying to take up for James Dobson.🙄 Let me repost my article again. That man is responsible for so many of the bad policies that are happening to torture people today. . www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
The White House is mobilizing red state military forces to occupy a Democratic stronghold and let me tell you: No one has ever pretended something isn't happening harder than Democratic leaders are pretending this isn't happening right now.
Blade Tidwell had another solid start with the River Cats tonight. His ERA is now down to 1.69 in 3 starts since being traded: 6 IP 4 H 2 R (1 ER) 2 BB 7 SO 16 whiffs
your weed dealer in high school practiced better op sec than the current US government
Firing and demoralizing feminized jobs as enemies of the state while brazenly bribing men with violent jobs that almost instantly puts them into the middle of middle class is very basic gendered warfare. Fulfilling the manosphere’s promise.
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New SF Giants pitching prospect has electric debut with the organization https://www.rawchili.com/mlb/233079/ The SF Giants added a trio of players, including pitching prospect Blade Tidwell, in the trade that sent…
Blade Tidwell had another strong outing in his 2nd appearance with the River Cats 5 IP 1 H 0 ER 1 BB 7 SO 18 whiffs
MLB Pipeline 🤖 reposted by Shayna Rubin 🤖 San Francisco fans, meet Blade Tidwell 🤝 The newly acquired @SFGiants' No. 12 prospect racks up nine punchouts -- five with his sweeper -- over five strong innings in his Triple-A @RiverCats debut:
AAA (W 10-9) Drew Gilbert: 2-5, 2B, 3B, RBI, BB Bryce Eldridge: 3-4, HR, 4 RBI, BB Brett Wisely: 2-4, SB Logan Porter: 1-3, HR, 4 RBI, BB Blade Tidwell: 5 IP, 2 ER, 2 BB, 9 SO
Alex Pavlovic 🤖 Blade Tidwell (the Tyler Rogers trade) struck out 9 and allowed 2 runs over 5 innings in his River Cats debut. Fastball hit 98.5 mph and he got 11 swinging strikes with his slider and sweeper:
They were so close during COVID. AI + the political distractions makes this more possible than ever. Disaster capitalism is afoot
This is grotesque. Sick.
We don’t sit with dead bodies and allow loved ones time to mourn, but we will light forests aflame and dump waste into rivers so a digital replica of them can speak on tv. Whatever bleeds so it can lead.
We feed our children into machines of capitalism and nationalism, sacrificing them for the right to be told we’re free, and then take their bones and build Thoughts & Prayers PACs so the machines can keep running. May Joaquin Oliver find rest.
tech-necromancing a dead kid is foul enough, but to do it so you can interview the simulacrum is a level of hell the devil hasn’t invented yet
Economics is “astrology for men.” 😂🙌🏼
This is in my neck o’ the woods. I know the intersection there well. Bless Joe.
If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”
This whole thread is absolute truth
And the Mets paid a very hefty price for Tyler Rogers: right-hander José Butto, outfield prospect Drew Gilbert and right-handed pitching prospect Blade Tidwell are headed to San Francisco, a source said. @Joelsherman1 had the full return.
Watched it all because my name is …
The price of 1 lb of ground beef is now higher than the federal minimum hourly wage…
Trying to sell kiddo’s old 2002 Impala. Old guy drove it yesterday and brought his wife to drive it today. They’re taking it to Auto Zone to check the codes. His car is here. He’s thorough. 😅
We can't look away. The Israeli government is starving children.The U.S. government needs to pull every damn lever to allow the flow of aid and to stop the slaughter. www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/7/...
Hell yeah, y’all!
Baby something is wrong with them
So sorry for your loss, Queen. ❤️ Losing your Daddy is so hard. Sending love and prayers for comfort.
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Exactly. They want to keep their kids from encountering the humanity in the very same people they’ve taught them to dehumanize.
But the parents are so lost they don’t even realize that it’s not the classes that changed your kid, it was separation from YOU. No gender studies, sociology, or history class could ever accomplish what three months of not having to live with your bullies will do.
A lot of older adults forced a war on universities because that’s where their kids realized their parents were evil.
1134 — turn it upside down, except the 4 is the wrong style 😂
Your regular reminder that the median voter works in the non-tradable services sector, experiences trade as a consumer, & the illegal, stupid tariffs do nothing but make her poorer by raising prices on everything she buys at Wal-Mart, Target, Amazon, Best Buy, Costco, & everywhere else.
I thought it meant what you thought it meant.
"At this point, women have been cleared out of all of the military’s top jobs." www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Birmingham was a top market for Buckingham Nicks, never forget.
I pray the man you are before your son would cause him to hold your shield ... even if he cant stand in your shoes
Hope all goes well!
Changing cities? Or dwellings only?
I can say, the correlations between “lonely men” and “my ai uses are fascinating” is starting to look, if not causal, then like a venn.
really important to emphasize that roberts' view of the executive branch as comprising a single individual is literally contradicted by the text of the constitution itself
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We’ll be watching North Alabama play its final season at Braly Stadium in Florence, Ala., former home of the D2 championship and where UNA won its three straight titles. UNA’s on-campus stadium is under construction. Finally. Photos from May—steel beams are up now.
Funny how all that protect women’s sports energy went out the window as soon as WNBA players showed up with T-shirts bringing awareness to the lack of financial equity they have in their league.
Trisha’s The Wall or The Way Over had me fired up yesterday. The whole album is good.
I need a new car and I want a NEW car. It’s probably dumb to pay for a new car but … it’s probably the last time I’ll be able to have what I want instead of just what I can “afford.” I saw what I want & now nothing else is enticing at all. 😭
They mean to be as insulting to Black people, as dismissive of our lives, as resistance to our status as full citizens in this country as they can be. There is no common ground to be had at the expense of our sisters & daughters’ lives and our dignity as a people. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/17/u...
This really breaks my heart. It also reminds me of a work thing where I was asked to opine on public tech. The resident billionaire in the room became VISCERALLY angry when I used public media as a model for how we could build a mission driven, interest oriented response to social media 😭😭
