I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
Yea my following feed is rather barren
You'd think
This site is better than the other one in that I don't usually leave it wanting to kill somebody, but I have to ask -what is it with every 5th post being inflation fetish related?
Is this an ad for the cheapest hitman ever or am i reading too much into it
The four-meter long drawing I worked on this summer, finally finished.
The rooster
The egg and the chicken
A mix of both! Grounded enough it is familiar but unique enough to be set apart from the mundane
Some littol framed ones today. Each one 4”x6” :)
nurture
I thought your pfp was the president for one second
Fuck it. I’ll take a break when I’m dead. I finally made a sheet for these. Ponder my wares.
It looks very beautiful
This intrigues me. I was wondering, do you live in Paris by any chance?
I actually had a ton of fun with this one. I felt like I was channeling my influences while in my mind I coud picture where it is I want my art to take me in life. It felt truly like creating a magical totem.
I always have to stop and inspect your work. I love it
#WIP
If I ever happen to find myself with a lot of clout or money I promise to use it to bully Latvian politicians instead of grooming little kids 🙏 amen
I chased my brother around the yard with a knife after he beat me in tekken 3! What are the odds
Theyre more alike than they would like to admit
Something to take the edge off
Im so so glad this app doesnt ask for my ID to see your work
i hope they plan to poison a bunch of politicians with these
busy on computer
🌼
#WIP
I think I will instead opt out for spinning in my chair for a few minutes. The OG high
Did this work? Is this something I could try on a boring day?
is this why u prefer to live far from civilisation, cuz ur so smelly?
unserious fella
the art vs the artist
The Squonk
New magnet design unlocked
Seraphim
I love your work, you inspired me to try burning my sculptures and that felt like opening some sort of a gateway to my soul
I made a cosmic devil
今年上半期の4枚
tonight i will pray that jesus turns everyone's bones back into milk. the way it should be. the way it is in the bibble
thinking of all my friends trapped in the belly of the machine that is america today, please stay alive and keep fighting
Little goatboy for @nulethegoat.bsky.social
FLOWER.PUPPY REAL so excited to receive this commissioned wooden totem from @thylema.bsky.social 🥺🌷💖
#makeaterriblecomicday2025
I am happy because everyone loves me
he is born
it's really well done, bravo!!
*entwined*** gdddamnit
two lovers entiwined
Threads continues to be the funnest social media platform.
how do you make the eyes shimmer?
Got a little guy made! You should absolutely get one too, just poke Lime ❤️ Thank you for the carving, I adore him
Grimsby Farthworhing is a good one as well they love it
The real aliens will visit us soon i know it
oh wow of course!! The dream even ended with a screen saying "your body was taken and you spent years in pure agony. press ok"
does anyone know that 4chan thread about an alien invasion wherein the aliens would torture humans and keep them alive just to make them suffer? the other night i dreamt the world was at war with aliens and when they caught u, they would make u into a meat-machine soldier, a soulless husk of agony
ooookay what is that
Good morning
Baltic Lynx for @anxy.bsky.social
painted moose antler
illustrations for the novel "Night on the Galactic Railroad" by Kenji Miyazawa jan 2024
Well, my birthday snuck up on me and I’m now 29 today! Here’s a little teapet I made in the new year and forgot to post, its unglazed so it can “drink” and take on the aroma and patina of Gongfu tea
your painting style is insaaaaane is love it!!! it inspires me a lot
saaame, i gotta bug your man a little so he gets back to me haah
Deer-Racoon boy for @racc.quest #furry #art #sculpture #woodcarving
Thank you Julie!!! <3 They are, I am hanging on! I hope you're doing okay too, I hope life is being kind to you
Commission for @wilddawg__ on twitter
phhhbbbbt
taking my landlord to curt. the workers have been instructed to make my life as uncomfortable as possible, but i am strong. However, alas, yesterday i hit my head against concrete receiving a minor concussion so they may be winning the negative energy war
most people don't give a second thought to their skeleton, yet here you are giving it love and praise in the form of art. that's a whole level of compassion ive never seen. i bet other skeletons wish to be treated liek this
big time chiller
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
i am seated for more!
silly
I made a tunnel book for the first time this weekend
ohhhmy god i love it!!!! alwasy wanted to make one of these
"there's a rotting corpse in front of me" ... "oh...oh god"
I've been 26 for three months and this morning i looked into the mirror and scared myself