tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
We're gonna have to hear about "respect for the office" or some shit even from so called opposition figures while they start building statues in every major city
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
We're gonna have to hear about "respect for the office" or some shit even from so called opposition figures while they start building statues in every major city
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
I think if he were dead/on death's door they would actually be shouting it from the rooftops because they want a Kim Il-sung type reaction and I'm sure MAGA and most of the media will oblige
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Kalen DeBoer is just the biggest fraud in the history of the sport is all
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seen thhat speculated but I mean then they're even dumber for letting things go down the way they did
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Just wait til Hiromu leaves lol
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
It can't have helped that he was in charge when they ran off their most popular wrestler
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
After all the talk, punked out by Gus Malzhan and a QB who couldn't cut it at Boston College or wherever in game one. No coming back from that. At least Dilfer pulled out a win.
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I am saying Kalen DeBoer is worse when you consider expectations and resources, DeBoer's dismantling of what Saban built is almost Trumpian
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
Only thing I'm gonna say about college football this year is that I don't even think Trent Dilfer is the worst coach in the state, all things considered
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
or AOC, or Bernie, take your pick
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Prtizker even having to be like "We may have had our disagreements, but..." is gonna be the cringiest thing ever
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
I'm firmly in the "Vance would be worse because he really believes in this shit" camp but Trump dying and becoming a martyr is also a pretty unappealing outcome tbh
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember Ann Selzer? *sigh*
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok bots are starting to like my wrestling doomer posts, maybe time to step back a bit
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Tanahashi, as president, allows Bad Luck Fale to be booked in title matches in the year of our lord 2025 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
For the record I've always figured he was going to follow Naito out the door as soon as that all went down 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
lol Hiromu is so leaving NJPW next If/when this happens we legit need a Benoit style referendum on whether Tana gets to stay in the Observer HOF 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
FD has been a cruel joke for a few years now but it was extra bad this year
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
I've been thinking this since the cage match was announced but I'm glad someone else said it 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean nobody else from TMDK, not even boring ass Haste and Nichols? You had to book a #1 contender's match to end in a time limit draw?
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
You cannot tell me that Yuya and Despy vs. Roddy and Kyle would not be better than Cope and Christian. Or vs. Hech and Alexander or JetSpeed
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
I could book a card more worthy of the Forbidden Door name just pairing off these guys into tag team matches and replacing the stupid tag team threeway and the Cope/Christian match, but what do I know
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
I was told this was what was going to bring down Trump for sure this time, for realsies
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
The Constitution isn't worth the paper it's written on anymore, though
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
TJP and Michael Elgin hating him should be points in his favor tbh
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
(not gonna look up when it was because it probably is close to 20 years now, and yeesh)
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
Haven't really had time to fully process it until now but I'm really bummed about Brent Hinds. Obviously had his demons, but he was still an Alabama boy who made good doing something cool. His grandma was in attendance the one time I saw them in Birmingham, which seems like decades ago now.
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude Gedo has been on everyone's shitlist for at least five years, but while we're at it I'm not sure why it's Gedo's fault that an Edge and Christian match in the year of our lord 2025 has to take up space that could have gone to literally anyone from NJPW on an allegedly co-branded show
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
I buried it because sending an announcer who last I looked has wrestled a grand total of once this year to wrestle for the top title is bullshit, even if it is a dream match. Imagine if the Fed did this with NOAH or AAA
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
The Hunt For Red October is very weird about this (the movie, dunno about the book)
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
youtu.be/TsdIO8RHMTc?...
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, one for each match that has NJPW representation on a NJPW co-branded show
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tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
That RevPro card legit looks better to me than FD 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
would be with me at this point
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Joint show where last I looked NJPW was represented in three (3) out of eight matches 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
Has anyone considered the ramifications of Tony and/or Rocky Romero putting out a political hit on a long time member of the NJPW roster right before a G1 final against an AEW guy and days before a "joint" show? 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
Why didn't I know Coliseum put out a new album last year?
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Theoretically Nigel could face EVIL in the main event of Wrestle Kingdom 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Fed sent like, Wade Barrett to challenge for the GHC title, what would the reaction be?
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm going to anyway! The fact that the best AEW could do for an IWGP title match is a semi-retired announcer in what will probably be a 10 minute match in the midcard really does show you where New Japan is in this partnership. And they seem to like it that way.
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
Can I be a Debbie Downer about this or nah
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been on the outside looking in still holding out hope that they'll get it together but I just can't anymore. If they're content to be AEW's NXT then why should anyone care?
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Well good, that will save me the trouble of having to watch
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this in that new show?
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
They've broken me brothers. The human mind cannot fathom how over it all is 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone made the joke that this would be the G1 final to set up HoT vs. Don Callis Family on the FD preshow and holy shit he might have been on to something
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
I said this somewhere else but the annoying thing to me is they're sacrificing their future for part time ringers from a company that doesn't respect them. And if they're content to be a developmental territory why should anyone care?
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
They book Joji Otani regularly too, so...
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Even still I never would have fathomed putting Evil in the finals at this point
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Not only does AEW see NJPW as a developmental territory but it's become very clear that NJPW themselves are okay with being that
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
I never understood why people get mad about looking at the ref during a nearfall. Like, it makes kayfabe sense that you would do that I would think
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
How long has this been happening? Because it started doing this to me probably close to a year ago and I just ended up switching to Chrome because of it (I'm sure Chrome has a lot wrong with it but I just don't want to spend five minutes waiting for a page to load like it's 1999)
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok Hiromu is on there too. Still not getting the vibe this show should delivering tbh 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, three, with Gabe Kidd. And we know what the endgame is there. 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
So am I to understand that thus far the only two NJPW contracted wrestlers on FD are Tanahashi and ZSJ? Meanwhile, Edge and Christian have a tag match? 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Thought this said Sarah Silverman at first and got really confused
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Shota Umino is winning the G1 btw 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
So we need to have a bloody civil war first, lose, and wait for the fascist in power to die? Cool.
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
I unironically think the biggest problem with Kross is he was simply born too late for the peak of shoot style wrestling. He'd probably have done well in Rings.
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no groundswell of Killer Kross fans. This is all Sean Ross Sapp payola
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Tana going out like Ted Williams with the Senators. Feels bad man (yes I know this is an archaic reference but I don't care) 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
It's clear that AEW only sees NJPW as their developmental territory (as they would Stardom if Tony cared about women's wrestling) but NJPW seems content to be reduced to that so all I can hope for is that they get paid well for it and not end up like AAA 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he also wouldn't have just let his two biggest stars and only draws he had left up and walk. Man, what if 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
So now that it's almost over I can just admit that I completely failed to stay away from the discourse, because I'm pathetic. But speaking of discourse, man, it sure is a shame that Gedo doesn't have a boss that can replace him. 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
tbh I'm under no illusion that NJPW isn't a sinking ship nowadays, I just hope they get paid well
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
But apparently NJPW can't complain because Kojima won the GHC title or something, or is that no longer the argument
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when Scott Norton was IWGP Champion and a midcarder in WCW
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
In which he was on the losing team, btw. Looking at who he was teaming with I assume he ate the pin too but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
For no reason at all I just remembered how in the build up to last year's Forbidden Door Jeff Cobb issued an open challenge to anyone in AEW for the TV title and no one responded and he just ended up working a tag match. 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
I know it's low on the list of why AI is bad but I find the non-word...symbols? it produces to be really unsettling and I'm not sure I can articulate why, it's almost Lovecraftian
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
literally Videodrome
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/davi...
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
I've deleted any posts I made about WWE lately because no ethical consumption under capitalism, I get that. But the biggest WWE grifters, like the biggest MAGA grifters, are uniquely bad because even apart from liking shitty things, they are just genuinely bad people and should be treated as such
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I'm not going to Google it
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
But seriously though, who the fuck is Jelly Roll
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
boxd.it/aAp6UD
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
The years grew wings and flew away
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to take away from Taichi but isn't this kind of a problem
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Might not want to look up what Kevin said about this situation then
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
They're putting up Wrestle-1 numbers for Tana's last G1 and the consensus best match of the tournament so far is between part time ringer Takeshita and 40+ Shingo Takagi
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Did I just admit my age? You should be dying of secondhand embarrassment right now.
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
It just hit me that I don't think I have ever been to anything that constitutes a "party" in an adult sense. I will be 42 in a few days.
Alabama Reflector (@alabamareflector.com) reposted
Via @annabjournalist.bsky.social: Wayne Reid, executive director of APT, said it will lose about $3.2 million, equal to about 13% of its FY24 budget, after President Donald Trump signed a law revoking $1.1 billion for public media over the next two fiscal years. (Corrects earlier post.)
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Good idea to keep Gravity's Rainbow in the bathroom in case one needs to vomit while reading a particular section
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
I do hate that ZSJ is going to go down as a Justin Credible level territory killer of a champion when I don't think it's his fault 🤼
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Dying promotion that will soon be another ROH, a block of pretaped matches before AEW tapings. 🤼 www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgIs...
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Because I had to peak at what was going on over at the Bad Place: Tanahashi's front office tenure has just been one L after another to the point where Korakuen in his last G1 is going to look like the Honor Rising tours but no one seems to want to confront this obvious fact. Feels bad man 🤼
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Confronting & Celebrating the Limits of the Body: @keithkahnharris.bsky.social on Ozzy Osbourne's final gig: "Gone was the clown prince of darkness, throwing buckets of water over the audience; in place of such slapstick was an intensity never seen before." thequietus.com/opinion-and-...
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social)
I won a copy of the new Walter Murch book in a Letterboxd giveaway, apparently. I assume this means I was the only person who entered.
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Had to add "New Japan" to this How as it come to this. Look what they took from me
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
She has never done anything wrong
tibber (@tibber.bsky.social) reply parent
Did Andy Borowitz die?