It’s the “hype” element I am having trouble with.
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It’s the “hype” element I am having trouble with.
“Hey Dad, watch how high I can fly!” - Icarus “Who the fucc is Icarus?” - Tommy Castellanos
“Athlete Pete Davidson”
Now I need a superhero buddy show starring Nyck and David Harbo(u)r
Wholeheartedly agree with this statement.
This headline has two “maybes” where zero “maybes” are necessary.
OMG the Jimmie Dale lyric is perfect.
Nah, she’s digging it.
This is so squarely on-brand for Trump.
How do you check how many there are? I’ve found 6.
You know what I’m talking about.
Perhaps the second best song with this title
All this talk of Oasis has this Will Ferrell / SNL / Parliament bit living in my brain.
I am looking at that crowd and thinking about the venues where I saw them in the late 90s/early aughts and it may have broken my brain.
I have heard this from others, and don’t doubt it. But the areas/experiences of New Jersey one typically encounters on business travel make a very different impression. Maybe what NJ needs is a better PR firm.
They also still love soup.
Life, to Christ: Cracker Barrel parking lot D, to mistress: Perkins parking lot.
Not to be crass, but he is such a cunt.
Grounds pass first week of the tournament is a fantastic time.
Stupid sexy Flanders...
Auburn, looking at their 2025 team as the season draws near, panics and starts shoveling the distraction feces at a record pace.
This is the crack vs powder coke version of gun control.
Holy crap.
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“Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Milty.” - John Maynard Keynes
The curse of Amos Alonzo Stagg
DJT: “Vlad…” VP: “Yes, what is it Donald?” DJT: “Vlad, when we get some money together and buy our farm, we… I… I can have some rabbits, right?” VP (chuckling): “Sure Donald, sure. You can have some rabbits.” DJT: “And I can love them and pet them…”
*shawp
My apologies to the Light Brigade.
“Sweeping whiskers” and cries of “haw haw”… Folks, he’s describing ZZ Top.
Perfection.
This person did not do that, but is both embarrassed and apologetic that it was perceived that he did.
I usually have better self awareness of how things I say may be interpreted. Usually.
And now I have learned how to delete posts.
I commented on what I thought to be an interesting coincidence. I didn’t need to uncover a secret identity or anything. Wasn’t trying to make anyone uncomfortable. Still have no idea who you are and had mo idea what your relationship was to the author you posted about. No offense or harm intended.
I googled her name to see what else she’d written because it looked interesting and her LinkedIn profile came up. I have no idea who you are.
(buys additional Gold Bond stock)
Headline: “Athens Area Man Undergoes World’s First Everything Transplant, Now Wealthy and Attractive”
Nightmare fuel.
Oh yeah? Well, meatballs suck! (just kidding I love meatballs but also love GOOD Tex Mex and don’t try me cause there’s a difference and I can articulate that shit)
Farthest I’ve been: N: Laplands, Finland E: Tae Gu, Korea S: Panama City, Panama W: Honolulu, HI
Working from a very specific room at home, likely.
Chris Cuomo needs to go back to his original job as an “airplane safety pamphlet baby model”
Typically disappointing second film serving no purpose other than transitioning to third film.
“I saw no wrongdoing” says woman who clearly lacks any notion of right and wrong.
Tangential: On several of his older tracks, Steve Earle sounds just like Eric Cartman. Recall the Southpark Home School episode. Now go listen to Johnny Come Lately.
Shampoo is better, honey
WHERE DID THEY GET THE GODDAMN TRACKSUITS? Did they find Ben Affleck’s luggage?
I like their stuff too but found the t-shirts are extra susceptible to shrinkage.
I love Hayes. He’s a supremely gifted lyricist. LAW’s cut of Chances Are is like listening to fulfilled potential.
I have double pneumonia right now, have an away message up, and the emails remain relentless.
To each their own. I’ve always felt an unyielding thirst was a fine complement to the humiliation.
Worst cuck chair ever.
The Righter Stuff (2025):
You know why Sean Duffy announced plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon? Because Donald Trump is a pedophile.
This newly discovered Woody Guthrie song is really something.
The prospect of conveniently getting to Savannah without encountering Macon is like 98% of the draw for me.
It’s actually how people in Savannah talk.
Go Dawgs!
That suit is an homage to the infamous UGA-Joe Cox Promo Calendar.
Moe’s: Cause there is not always a Willy’s. Taco Bell: Cause sometimes there is not even a Moe’s.
My record, hopefully never to be broken, is 33 days.
Careful, you do not want to invite the wrath of Shaq-a-roni.
MAGA thinks they’re Travis: brave, strong, resolutely killing off something, once beloved, that was past saving. But they’re not. They’re the boars. Squealing, stinking, infernal, that try their best to kill but ultimately fail. Trump, of course, is Lil Arliss. With a big wet shit in his pants.
In high school I had a date with this girl where we went to the Hooters downtown at Rivercenter (might’ve been the only SA Hooters back then) and then we took a bike taxi from the river to the Alamodome to see the Spurs. Pantheon-level date. Miss that girl.
You’re a fucking artist.
21 Jump Street: Omaha
This problem could be immediately solved by three golden labs.
Yeah, but boy do they all look like undercover cops. This vibe is strong AF:
Opinion shared by Dylan and The Boss and Kristofferson, and that’s just off the top of my head.
Big n Rich’s College GameDay anthem.
Doug Stanton’s In Harm’s Way, John Barry’s Rising Tide, Isaac’s Storm by Erik Larson
Nice to hear they’re know for something other than consumer collections fraud.
“NOOOOO!! NOOOOO!! NOOOOO!!” - Augustus Gloop
Yes, I do need cayenne, ancho, chipotle, paprika (smoked), paprika (not smoked), white pepper, black pepper, chili powder, cumin, red pepper flake, Ghost Chili Barbecue Rub, chili de arbol, and Tony Chachere’s.
Every year, once a year, my wife bakes. Every year, once a year, we acquire a new tiny jar of Cream of Tartar that will be used 1-3 times over a 2-week period, and then join his brethren in a happy retirement.
Growing up on an Army base and spending summers and holidays in Mississippi (we swam at the country club but fished with the State fans) left me no choice but to learn. My most distinct memory of Berkeley is all the goddamn hills. Somehow everywhere was up hill from everywhere else.
Oh yes, but not in five or six years probably. There used to be a Taco Cabana right by there too, so that was my go-to homesick neighborhood in my late 20s.
I’ve lived in Georgia for over 20 years and the two things I miss most about Texas are (1) live music in the Hill Country (2) true CHICKEN FRIED STEAK. Chicken fried is breaded and served with a white peppercorn gravy. Country fried is a thinner flour dredge and served with a brown onion gravy.
A lot of Goodfellas in my feed tonight, and I cannot see Lionel without thinking of his Italian brother:
I see you have also been inspired by Derek Guy’s Gene Kelly tribute.
What projects has Fred Dalton Thompson said “no” to?
I could also see Fogerty setting Andre Rison’s house on fire.
Do you swim or do you just stand flat foot under the diving board with the water at your chest?
When I was 27, I played in my then girlfriend’s family’s annual Thanksgiving football game. I lined up at DT and absolutely demolished the opposing center (her 11-year-old cousin) en route to a game clinching sack of the opposing QB (her 64-year-old uncle).
Welcome to Bluesky, where I can be reminded of the Grade-A Waygu Prime that was Gene Kelly’s ass and read the latest on the Thailand - Cambodia conflict without scrolling. (scrolls just a bit) And apparently Happy Gilmore 2 sucks.
Is this James Rodden, 2012 Wake Forest Law graduate?
Oh, look, Roy Moore supporters.
Birthdays past 40 are as worthless as tits on a bull. BUT I did just have fired chicken livers and two old-fashioneds for lunch.
Been laughing like an absolute maniac for 25 minutes.
What are you, some kind of Wizard?
Skipping around on it a bit. Serious listen this weekend. Oneida was a delightful first listen.
The Gutenberg Net.
I like that this made me think of the pennant race montage from Major League.
