He’s the best.
I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun. Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading. Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is. Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
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He’s the best.
Lookit this happy motherfucker.
Did y’all hear me? BAKE OFF IS BACK
Oh my goodness! So many relaxy shows to choose from right now. New episode of Great British Sewing Bee dropped today, Help! We Bought a Village started back up last night and Bake Off is back!
Sure she’s the one out there in Washington helping tear down the country but he’s still the head of the household.
I know where I stand.
From one cunt to another.
I suppose but it was a sweet show and we are missing more of that on TV.
That was an endorsement.
I posted a photo of my cat back in his favorite spot on my bed with his favorite pink toy after being sick last week. I’m doing the best I can.
👀
I’m so very sorry to see of George Raveling’s passing. The University of Iowa was very lucky to have him for the short time it did.
👆
I dunno, you gonna delete them within 30 seconds? Might not be worth it.
Poor buddy! I’m glad he is eating and drinking.
I would love to never play that game ever again. I would love to never have to play them again in any sport ever again. I would love to never have to *think* about them ever again.
LET EVERY WEEK BE IOWA STATE HATE WEEK.
They do not feel the same way about us. This is the problem with so many Iowa fans, like my family. Just because they are our little brother doesn’t mean we have to like and/or support them. Let the hate run through you. Let it sustain you like food. FUCK IOWA STATE INTO THE SUN.
This weekend a woman who moved to KC from Florida or some shit was talking to @david.dellsperger.family & said something like “oh, I support Iowa State when they aren’t playing Iowa because at the end of the day we are all Iowans.” I’m sure he knew my brain was exploding b/c FUCK ALL OF THAT SHIT!
So many @ avis. I feel like that’s when you know you’ve hit it.
WE ARE SO BACK
I just want another day off.
Well shit. I guess I should have asked some questions about the document the woman I’m covering for left me because she included a bunch of information I don’t need and some information I’m not sure what I should have done with. Cool.
The license plate…
The pick the most random teams for this game. Do they just throw a dart at a map and take the teams closest to it? Haven’t the people of Ireland been through enough?
I would like a Monday do over, please.
That’s a pretty sweet setup.
Speechless with Minnie Driver
It was sweet! I was so bummed when they cancelled it.
It’s a doozy. Also Kieran’s hair is…something.
Damn. The Love is Blind UK Reunion came out of the gate with a bang.
Oh thank god
I saw someone the other night who said Cyndi got so hot at her KC show she had to take off her wig. Poor thing!
“Sorry”
IYKYK
Not too early at all.
I swear in every episode of Stuff the British Stole there is an old white British man defending what the British did. Any time one of them comes on screen I know what their endgame is going to be.
My niece and nephew were homeschooled, I’m still not sure they can read an analog clock.
“Borrowed forever.”
These people are exhausting.
Devil (penis) you know?
HE’S not doing anything. She’s being a butt.
I’m not sure you have that kind of control.
This was Malin’s favorite new toy. I’m interested to see if she will ever play with it again.
I would argue it is the calf of the arm.
This place has really gone downhill if you can’t post thigh and a burrito just because it’s Sunday morning.
That’s not your thigh.
I let Rupert out of his room about 2 minutes ago and I’ve already said “not everything is about you, Malin” and “don’t follow your brother around like an asshole, Malin” and “MALIN, STOP!” Things are going great. She’s real pissed and throwing a growly hissy fit.
Embrace it’s individuality! It doesn’t want to be like the rest of them and that should be commended, not destroyed.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
Absolutely not.
Oh god, yes. I hate limp handshakes. They are so gross.
Nah, no need for that.
Oh, there’s a whole running high five I do with a guy much taller than me. It’s a whole thing.
I don’t really care. It’s weird and I don’t like it.
I wish boys knew they could high five me like a man. Don’t pussyfoot around my high five. HIGH FIVE ME LIKE A MAN, BITCH
Does 8 Ball have a number?
I see.
That doesn’t make it right.
I don’t think that’s a good idea either.
What’s with the 1/2?
I don’t like it. It’s embarrassing.
I don’t like it.
I don’t think that’s a good idea.
The little cannon on a hand truck is embarrassing.
I wish.
Seems dumb.
That’s real dumb.
But like 15 minutes before the game starts? Seems bad timing.
What’s the deal with the buses?
There is a very average millennial white guy hanging out with his friends at the table in front of me and I would let him rail me in the bathroom if he asked.
It’s an old meme that I say every year after Iowa scores their first touchdown.
TERCHDERN IOWERN
WE WANT BAMA
Iowa is in mid-season form.
Good looking drive ending in a field goal. Some things never change.
Maybe he has a big bite.
The Big Ten does not look great so far this season. Could this be another year everyone is...
This is so true. It’s so wild.
Isn’t it so nice?
Not as appealing as it sounds.
The alternative apparently has the barfstool guy now so they both suck all the butt.
I’m not saying I would definitely vote for anyone whose platform started with “I will make it illegal to discuss odds, spreads, etc. on sports coverage”, but I would definitely *listen* to that person.
SWEET! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you have to be watching a game when you do it or can you do it at any time?
I don’t know how to do that.
I think I going to have to leave Rupert in his room today, which really stinks, because so far this morning Malin still hates everything about him when I open the door. And with me being gone tonight to watch the game none of us need that stress.
Still waiting for that start…
Same
I hope not.
Least shocking thing in Iowa politics.
Yep, my understanding is he is a total failson.
I think that seat is a forgone conclusion to his son for most people.
I was thinking Ernst would run for governor but then I saw she had some hanky panky with Pentagon contractors that would be used against her in her next run. She can make more money in the private sector and she want get her feelings hurt by people outwardly hating her. Plus “we’re all gonna die.”
Oh yeah, maybe that’s why I couldn’t find it.
I could not find a gif and was very disappointed. Thanks for not letting me down.
She’s all out of sorts with everything that’s been going on and her brother in the spare room. I’m giving her some grace. I knew she would move on sooner or later.
Seems accurate
Holy shit. I knew mine were embarrassingly anemic but those things are huge!
