Good point. I just need to keep my mouth shut so he doesn't repeat me and get into trouble himself 🤣
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Good point. I just need to keep my mouth shut so he doesn't repeat me and get into trouble himself 🤣
I get petty as fuck when someone tries to get my kid into trouble.
Only queen I acknowledge is dairy
I kinda need this shirt www.raygunsite.com/collections/...
I bet Taylor Swift does this
Monday-ass feeling Tuesday
Random Fact of the Day: Cats conserve energy by sleeping for an average of 13 to 14 hours a day. – they prefer running around like a one animal stampede at 3 am
😩 5 more minutes 💤
Some days I feel like I could talk forever and some days I don’t want to talk at all.
I like where you're going with this!
😂😂😂
🎶 and you can tell everybody, this is your song...🎶 Guess what, bitch?!? I ALREADY DID! AND THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT! I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!
Those holiday naps hit harder than a truck in a Final Destination movie
Leave it to me to have a tan line where my insulin pump was.
Omg tell me when you do!
Exactly 😂
freeze drying this extra love someone might need it someday
Exactly, and originally it was "cut the cords go to streaming it's cheaper" now it's the same if not more. With Football coming back on I was trying to find the best deal to see them all since YouTube TV is almost $100 with the sports package.
Not me hunched over the last breadstick like I'm Gollum with the ring.
Happy Labor Day to all the mother's who celebrate.
Haha are you caught up on Wednesday yet?
😆
You're not wrong. I was really getting into AEW for a while but hated the fact PPV were so expensive when you could watch the WWE ones on a streaming service. So I gravitated back to WWE. Now it looks like they're abandoning that idea altogether.
My tits jiggle so cool
Has Venom ever bonded with galactus? CAN Venom bond with galactus?
why smile at a man when you can send a cold shiver down his spine?
Wrestlepalooza or whatever they're calling it? Yeah...not going to lie if she returned I'd be all for ESPN PPV lol.
I hope so. That'd be amazing she could just come out of the crowd and kick some ass.
Wittnessing something special.
Sublime Saturday night. #HEYHEYHEYHEY
Robert Andrew Witt Jr.!
Powder Blue Saturday.
😂 as should you!
😆 same
True...I'm on the delusional train that AJ Lee will return now after that though 😂
I never really went out of my way to listen to their music either.
The fact that the courts continue to uphold the enforceability of Scientology’s arbitration agreements is a complete sham and a total Miscavige of justice
I was the opposite. I'm like aww he lost weight, good for him! 🤣
Ok so...Lesnar didn't come out to fuck with Cena & Paul sooo...he's interfering with the fatal four way right? He was a Paul Heyman guy... Also means Cena is coming out too though.
😆 I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I spent two years thinking they were the same person.
If they can CGI Henry Cavill's lip they can CGI Tiny Tom Cruise nipples.
Hey there was a black bear running around KC lol.
WOULD THEY?!
They need a doorbell that sounds like a threatening dog growling and it makes solicitors piss themselves.
1 - 0 Season opener at home #GoBucks
#GoBucks
Hate OSU or love them you gotta admit seeing Arch Manning lose is a beautiful thing.
Could you imagine Texas fucking up a goal line situation against Ohio State in a big game
I mean, look, Texas. If you're going with the Michigan plan vs. Ohio State at home, that can work. But you gotta be able to score 13 points.
A van down by the river seems like a good idea in this economy
Boo
I wonder if the creator of The Human Centipede was a huge fan of Thomas & Friends
Maybe the sandwich was wrapped extra secure!
Have you seen everyone's nipples though Bla? Maybe there's an entire nipple-less cult we don't know about. My guess is it's Scientology.
Right?! I love this by the way 🥰
I too have nipples and identify as pure joy
This has nipples in it but is pure joy
kind of fun to imagine the rest of the world flying their flags at 1.5 mast in reverse mourning though
he'll always be dead in our hearts
made a tender porkloin tonight. feels dirty typing it
Disaster may not be averted but it can certainly be delayed dammit!
this is so embarrassing in front of the other parallel universes
There is no angry way to say “nipples.”
I’m taking credit for what you did last summer
i don’t post for likes i skeet for lore
I’m the total package on clearance “as is.”
Netflix 2026 documentary: Fall of the Podcast Bros
Maybe Red state governors are sending their national guard to DC because they’d be safer there picking up trash than patrolling their own murder capitals.
Pfft and you said cognitive dissonance like it was a BAD thing who’s jealous now
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
I truly don’t understand the people who think teachers telling children how to run, hide, and fight during school shootings is normal but think a teacher acknowledging that someone has two moms or two dads is indoctrination.
Court: You are breaking the law! Donald: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it? Court: Nothing. Just letting you know. Carry on and have a great holiday weekend!
Okay, which one of you tagged the restroom in Seymour Tx?
Owly Bit!
One time I started a club to trade stickers and talk about boys but you had to like caprisuns and be able to hula hoop to be a member.
I've started calling men's underwear "panties" and it's been a real mood booster
Microdosing healing by not crying for a minute
Once civilization was nothing. And this is really the best we could come up with?
Till we dance away…
🐥 need a political break ? 🐥 #Catsky #Dogsky #Kittens ♥️
As long as you remember to be kind and rewind.
Would have been a great night to rent a 99 cent movie from Blockbuster
Now Watching Together (like this 🫣)
Where is the optimism?!
My condolences Bla
That's 2 - 0!!! #RockChalk
Now I need Grillos 😄
Oh Jayhawks those powder blues are beautiful
Maikey moonshot!
Yaz sir!
Write 95 theses about how you want to be treated and nail it to their door. – It'll either end up like a chick flick or a psychological thriller depending on how they react.
Going back and forth between the Royals game and the Jayhawks game like that one uncle with the tv remote on Thanksgiving. #RockChalk × #HEYHEYHEYHEY