In jail now
Writer, photographer, artist and film fan from Australia. My views are my own and not those of my employer.
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In jail now
The Little Man Who Wasn't There…
Seems kind of pointless given the Long Walk is also coming out
Films I cannot wait to see at Sydney Underground Film Festival next weekend: QUEENS OF THE DEAD TOKYO EVIL HOTEL PATER NOSTER AND THE MISSION OF LIGHT THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN SNATCHERS XANADU ANYTHING THAT MOVES FUCKTOYS And a bunch of short films...
Art by Ian Miller for Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton (Bantam, 1976)
Healthy Lasagne aka with veges & mushrooms (not death caps)...Murrigellas ♥️
Now screening on SBS ON DEMAND
Disappointed that this disappeared from the intro to the sports segment! Hope this is remedied in the next episode #hybpa @timchuma.com
Looks to be a new addition but they still had the nudity warning that is specifically for that! Concetta knew what the BUM reference was in slide 3 www.instagram.com/p/DNkhMVIyYr...
@robmanuelyeah.bsky.social @mjhibbett.bsky.social @lgr-yt.bsky.social Captain BeepBoop plays on an old payphone www.instagram.com/captain_beep...
@foone.bsky.social Captain Beep Boop www.instagram.com/captain_beep...
Next 2 shows! BUY BUY BUY hdfst.uk/e132293 hdfst.uk/e132370
@filmmomatic.bsky.social @terrytalksmovies.bsky.social @sogoodreviews.bsky.social @declouxj.bsky.social @robinbougie.bsky.social ebay seems to have implemented tarrifs already
I actually wrote a piece of interactive theatre for a small con I'm doing next year, where an aggressive AI advocate has to be removed by security and they end up smashing his booth — but then this dingus went and did it in real life
Reports of another attack coming this arvo
Amazing news! Long Head was just selected by Sydney Web Fest via FilmFreeway.com!
Corn Telethon is only two days away!!!! I’m SO EXCITED! 💛 like if you’ll be watching ♻️ repost if you’ll be donating 🗣️ quote repost if you’re one of the almost 100 people participating! This Thursday, September 4th, 9am-9pm Pacific (12pm-12am Eastern) corntelethon.com for more info! 🌽☎️ 🌽☎️ 🌽☎️
Melbourne Southsiders! I’m shooting clips in St. Kilda on Monday September 22 at The Local Taphouse. Will be intimate, funny and cheap ($22.50 tickets). It’s NOT the same material as my current tour show! Would love to see you there! www.trybooking.com/events/landi...
I’m a foreign government/criminal and I can’t wait to carry out my nefarious ends by filing FOI requests and waiting 6-9 months to get highly redacted documents as long as they aren’t exempt for a wide number of reasons including national security… beware 😈
Bitch please
@tonymartin.bsky.social William freidkins ghost would have some words to say
AI bots thwarting
@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @mrjoshearl.bsky.social Brian jonestown masacre and fight club touring again
@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social neck oil www.handsometours.com/tours/lambri...
@admorgan.bsky.social cattle stunner nazis back of the head now
@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social one particular cowardly media outlet actually blurred the nazis faces in the attack footage. I am sure someone will donate some processing time on the facial recognition apps and find all their details
@demilardner.bsky.social Could do a show with Rattus, was actually a good show the last time I saw him www.eventfinda.com.au/2025/rodney-...
@tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social Nude improvised comedy feels like a cut idea for SYWWAPP www.themotley.com.au/whatson.html...
@admorgan.bsky.social @mrjoshearl.bsky.social @danilic.bsky.social @tonymartin.bsky.social Friendy is not allowed www.themotley.com.au/whatson.html...
I got sick 2 times in less than 2 months due to people not doing this on the train
@mattfulton.bsky.social @beanisacarrot.bsky.social No "BUM!" on HYBPA! Booooooooo
@mrjoshearl.bsky.social Concetta! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG4j...
I’ve stopped questioning these decisions
My cat kept opening cupboards and ripping open food packets while I was at work. So I installed CCTV in the kitchen with a speaker so I can tell her her to stop from my desk at work. After 12 days she learned to knock the camera away first so I couldn't see. Clever girl.
@conanthecontrarian.bsky.social Horror film maker but all the films seem to be women being graphically murdered. I can't even watch for Lottie and I like Lottie! www.youtube.com/@ProjectHorr...
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1635
I need to stop saying "I'm a geezer!" Whenever i say anything about tim Rogers
@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social well if i don't like this gig it is my own fault "stupid fuck the silly clown" is his name
I would have gone if i had known
@mattfulton.bsky.social WAT
@danielbowen.au gold coast light rail stage 4 stopped as rich people didn't want poor people near them
So this multi-page corner ad is from 1996, but in 1995 the campaign was a lot more 90s, with stuff like this 👇. Funny how hard it pivoted.
Wow, what an amazing evening! Thanks so much to everyone who came out to our SOLD OUT show at L.A.’s Fabulous Forum! You made my hometown show really special, and I’ll never forget it.
Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽
According to a news Rudi Giuliani was hospitalised today by a White House hit squad so they can swap his vital organs for Donald's in a last ditch hope or resuscitating the dead president. They're not a blood match but they've shared so many other fluids the doctors think it'll work.
@demilardner.bsky.social I am "I can remember Janet A Mcleod doing stand up" years old timchuma.com/comedy/espyc...
@demilardner.bsky.social Grace Jarvis/Greg Larsen "Mr Oily" artworks. The $20 in the card I gave to Greg so he could buy Hungry Jacks probably the reason he did not immediately block me
All the way to Geelong and you don't go past the place where the rub'n'tug is on top of the Chinese restaurant! "Get your hands on my penis!"
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
New video. I ventured into deepest darkest #Geelong and found a pirate. youtu.be/KgJJP1JRFIQ
Only twelve Nazis at the Nazi rally according to the Rotten Panini.
Freight train stuck between Ormond and Glen Huntly. Not blocking Metro services. #Melbourne
It is my dog’s birthday today, and why can’t he have underwhelming baked products?
@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social would be gluten free but they can't sell it as that in Australia
@danielbowen.au Cable car transit www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrC...
"Why did you wake me so early?"
@filmmomatic.bsky.social @terrytalksmovies.bsky.social @tonymartin.bsky.social Although I can't look at Peter Wyndgarde without thinking of the novelty single he did in the 1970s that makes me want to pull my teeth out with pliers
A series ahead of its time, the ITC mystery-action favourite DEPARTMENT S: The Complete Series (1968-1969) comes to Imprint Television, with every episode digitally restored from the original 35mm elements! 1500 copies only! 📀 Now available for pre-order.
@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social Russian frontline collapses. I don't anyone is going to "win" at list point www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvwb...
DOWN 2 CLOWN 29/08/25 #1
told everyone in the club that someone spilled their drink on my head and it was true!!! (the person was me)
A crisp evening in the garden 🥰
@superjude81.bsky.social The cats getting into the bedframe 😂😂😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Ly...
Nerd Alert! I always wondered why they made #StarWars figures for "Death Squad Commander" who no one noticed and not Rebel Soldiers who started the film, and if it was a mistake in production. Anyway, I made one from the other. Excuse the aging eyesight/shaky hand painting and near enough colours.
@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social At least the bone-chilling cold will deter the racist march tomorrow. Gaza protest will go ahead rain or shine. The racists will not support immigrant rain
One Christmas party I was so drunk that I must have blacked out as I have no memory after a certain point. Next day at work there was a weird silence so I just toughed it out. Years later & I still work there & am aware that several people won't speak to me but I have no idea why
My episode is out now! Watch on OFTV: of.tv/v/MXc8w
Me on a cooking competition show:
This weekend? #TucsonComicCon!!
They will just end up offshoring it like happened with Australia 20+ years ago after people went and pulled the walls down of the one at Woomera
Bartender here. If you look young enough to be asked for ID, my eyesight is so bad I have no idea where your date of birth is or if your ID is yours but there's no way I'm going to make myself look even more ancient but putting my glasses on in front of the fresh faced fuckers.
I spoke to @wired.com for this piece. please read it :)
A group of 6 LCC K9 comfort dogs arrived in Minneapolis yesterday in the wake of the latest mass shooting. The organization deploys comfort dogs following tragic events. The dogs wore their "please pet me vests," offering love and comfort to those processing this heartbreaking tragedy. 15/10 for all
I've got a 12-hour long podcast episode, examining every detail of THREADS. You can buy it here. No ads! Twelve Hours of Threads #Threads www.juliemcdowall.com/index.php/th...
Watching the classics.
ha ha eat shit
Oh wow! Flattered!!!
Frank Kelly Freas, 1993, “He Says He’s From Where?”
I agreed to babysit for my friend next month and then remembered THEY JUST ADOPTED A SPHINX CAT. IM SO EXCITED TO MEET THAT CHICKEN
After years of being passed over for languages supposedly faster and sleeker... BASIC IS BACK (Source.)
Tell me it's the weekend without telling me it's the weekend. Have a good one everyone! Pikuniku dance from FUNKY FOREST (probably one of the zaniest films you'll ever watch). #thirdwindowfilms #terracottastore #shopterracotta for all your #asianfilms #weekend #fridayfeeling #japanesefilm #japan
We're very pleased to announce Bellingcat and @texasobserver.org won this award- congratulations to @tristanl.ee and @stevanzetti.bsky.social for their hard work on this series of reporting. The winners of the category 'general excellence in an online newsroom' will be announced in September.
@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @brontelee.bsky.social Housemate decided to discharge himself from hospital so he could come home and smoke and drink, slipped over due to only wearing slip-ons and is in there for another 4 days
@dungeonbitch.bsky.social Gollum has a crush on who?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbkJ...
I love how the priests got involved in the clown off in Mexico. 😂
Grandpa may have played "whoops my finger slipped" a bit too much guarding Nazi POWs as they sent him to Nurremberg to play "he was hanging when I got there honest!" and he has an ASIO file in Canberra I am not allowed to look at
I gave the @moxiest.art to someone who wears it better. He seems happy.
