Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Donald Trump set to address the nation at 2pm today to show everyone he is alive and well.
New Yorker. Anti-fascist.
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Donald Trump set to address the nation at 2pm today to show everyone he is alive and well.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Eric Trump is thinking about running in 2028. He’s so likeable and charismatic.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
A lot of people are saying Trump is going to have to get his feet amputated below the cankles.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Proof of life: Donald Trump spotted alive and healthy this morning.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
How did Rudy Guiliani fracture vertebrate when he’s a spineless piece of shit?
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Donald Trump has a condition that whenever he opens his mouth, he vomits bullshit. Doctors say it’s chronic.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
I don’t think Trump’s dead because he’s a fucking cockroach, but why all the old pics as proof he’s alive? Weird.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Are they trying to tell us that this oozing orange blob of dogshit is Donald Trump? Deep state replacement. Don’t fall for it MAGA.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Look at this crusty fat geriatric fart they’re trying to tell us is Donald Trump.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
RFK Jr in charge of Health and Human Services is proof Donald Trump doesn’t care if you live or die.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
The shooter was posting about shooting up the church for a month and the FBI was too busy doing Trump’s dirty work to flag it. Now I know for sure if that happened under a Democrat that failure is all we’d be talking about right now.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Donald Trump is the pettiest bitch to ever live. Handed everything in life and still he’s a miserable scumbag.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
How long before the National Guard is landscaping Mar-a-Lago?
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
The worm that ate RFK Jr’s brain would be a better President than Donald Trump.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
I’m old enough to remember when the people currently cheering on the National Guard deployment in DC were making fun of how DC looked in the aftermath of 1/6. These people are just flat out hypocrites on every single issue. It’s fucking disgusting.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
I think RFK Jr’s brain worm laid eggs.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Tulsi Gabbard is fucking garbage. Is she incompetent or a traitor and does it matter?
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
At this point if you support Trump or his policies you’re an evil piece of shit.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Trump deployed the National Guard to pick up trash in DC. How long before they are shoveling shit at Carrie Underwood’s farm?
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
I love how all of Trump’s enemies are coming down with a case of the mortgage frauds. Such transparent corrupt bullshit.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
I keep seeing that there have been zero successful attempts to stop a fascist takeover once it’s started. But none of those fascist takeovers were led by the stupidest fuck on the planet, Donald Trump. Nothing is over.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Trump’s Carnival of prosecutors failed to get an indictment against sandwich throwing man.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Can we clone Jasmine Crockett?
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Supporting Trump is an IQ + morality test that way too many Americans have failed.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
We’re going to have to drive to Canada to get vaccinated because Trump put in a guy who bathes in sewage and once had a brain worm.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Melania Trump is hoping AI can replace her job asap.
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NEW: Jack Smith’s lawyers write to the Office of Special Counsel to say that they’ve read news reports about an investigation into Jack Smith, but no one has actually reached out. “The predicate for this investigation is imaginary and unfounded.” 1/
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Donald Trump gets along with Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un and Ghislaine Maxwell. That’s all you need to know about that piece of fucking shit.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
If Trump’s dying we have a right to know so we can put the champagne on ice.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Like any sane person campaigning for a Nobel Peace Prize would do.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
They don’t get the joke because they are the joke. They’d have to confront too many hard truths.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Nancy Mace really should resign from public office after the shit she just pulled. She could have gotten an innocent person killed.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Maybe people will start waking up when he begins messing with their sports. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Roger Clemens.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
The only thing Donald Trump was right about is that his deplorable supporters would let him get away with murder.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Worst 4 Presidents ranked by AI confirming a pile of dog shit would be a better President than Donald Trump.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
VP JD Vance the VP stands for Verbal Prostitute.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Donald Trump is the worst fucking President since Donald Trump.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
There’s no secret meetings with Russian Agents going on in Newsom Tower.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
I hear the 14 year old girl that beat up Big Balls was bailed out by her boyfriend James Woods.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
I can’t believe Cracker Barrel removed Jim Jordan from their logo. Woke bullshit.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
When they go low, uppercut.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
John Bolton should declare his run for Presidency to get ahead of this whole thing.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
The Ghislaine Maxwell interview is the biggest pile of horse shit I’ve ever heard.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
If you think Donald Trump didn’t know about the John Bolton raid in advance, you probably have a degree from Trump University.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Happy Release the Epstein Files Friday, ya’ll.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
JD Vance is a verbal prostitute. There isn’t a thing he wouldn’t say for money and power.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Trying to create uproar over a logo because your guy is in the Epstein files.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Why was Ghislaine Maxwell, the prime witness that Donald Trump raped kids, rewarded with a transfer to a country club prison and why haven’t we heard anything about the 9 hour interview she gave to Trump’s lawyer?
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
I wish Donald Trump would pursue his real passion, interior design, and leave the rest of us the fuck out of it.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
THEY’RE SAYING IT’S THE BEST PRISON WALK IN HISTORY. NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN A PERP WALK LIKE THIS, BELIEVE ME!
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Threatening states now to release people who committed crimes in the name of Trump. Law and order my fucking ass.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Even the snowflake schtick was a projection. MAGA are the most fragile people to ever exist.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Texas State Republicans can eat a bag of fascist micro dicks.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Why would Trump help these people when they support him unconditionally?
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
I’ll take a few homeless encampments if the alternative is having an entire city covered in military vehicles looking like it was taken over by an invading force.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
He’s talking about getting into heaven then later in the day is trying to whitewash slavery. If there’s a hell, Donald Trump is 100% going.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d rather not attract MAGA in the wild
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social) reply parent
No
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Donald Trump’s new WH portrait is literally him walking away while America burns.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Remember when Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia investigation because he was meeting with them during the campaign? Why would he do that if Trump Russia were a hoax? Because it wasn’t.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
I heard a theory that Texas could spread all of their districts too thin trying to grab every seat in this restricting power grab making more districts competitive. Any thoughts on this?
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
You know what’s keeping the Ukraine Russia war going? Donald Trump’s fanboy obsession with Vladimir Putin (a murderous dictator that hates America).
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
The only responses MAGA deserve: “You sound triggered” “Cry more” “Don’t you have shit to smear on the walls of the US Capitol?” Do not waste any more energy than that.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course not. Prob already shredded.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Disabled Trump Voter Shocked That Candidate Who Hates Mail-In Voting… Hates Mail-In Voting
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Imagine trying to implement a dictators suggestions on our elections and thinking you’re not an authoritarian piece of shit.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Happy Taco Trump Tuesday. To all who celebrate.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
It’s not wrong to make fun of fascists. It’s right.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
Can anyone tell me one war Donald Trump stopped?
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social)
If you support changes to our elections suggested by Vladimir Putin, you’re a dumb fucking traitor.