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Tim Hannan

@timhannan.bsky.social

New Yorker. Anti-fascist.

created November 12, 2024

53,633 followers 13,382 following 1,705 posts

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Donald Trump set to address the nation at 2pm today to show everyone he is alive and well.

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2/9/2025, 1:15:17 PM | 71 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eric Trump is thinking about running in 2028. He’s so likeable and charismatic.

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2/9/2025, 12:00:45 PM | 57 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance is already meeting with potential VP candidates.

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2/9/2025, 10:45:54 AM | 73 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still true.

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2/9/2025, 12:10:47 AM | 197 79 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of people are saying Trump is going to have to get his feet amputated below the cankles.

1/9/2025, 9:09:09 PM | 44 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proof of life: Donald Trump spotted alive and healthy this morning.

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1/9/2025, 1:46:08 PM | 102 27 | View on Bluesky | view

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How did Rudy Guiliani fracture vertebrate when he’s a spineless piece of shit?

1/9/2025, 11:31:31 AM | 1581 205 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump has a condition that whenever he opens his mouth, he vomits bullshit. Doctors say it’s chronic.

1/9/2025, 12:51:45 AM | 79 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t trust the experts.

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31/8/2025, 10:36:45 PM | 77 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think Trump’s dead because he’s a fucking cockroach, but why all the old pics as proof he’s alive? Weird.

31/8/2025, 3:58:10 PM | 68 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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She liked Trump but then started paying attention.

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31/8/2025, 2:14:15 PM | 47 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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25th Amendment now

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31/8/2025, 1:19:50 PM | 90 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t trust the experts.

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30/8/2025, 8:17:40 PM | 165 54 | View on Bluesky | view

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The things you will see at a Gavin Newsom rally. Wild.

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30/8/2025, 6:39:19 PM | 66 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they trying to tell us that this oozing orange blob of dogshit is Donald Trump? Deep state replacement. Don’t fall for it MAGA.

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30/8/2025, 5:43:57 PM | 76 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at this crusty fat geriatric fart they’re trying to tell us is Donald Trump.

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30/8/2025, 2:41:07 PM | 62 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the last picture taken of Donald Trump.

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30/8/2025, 12:57:30 PM | 66 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump changed up his look so you won’t notice his hand.

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30/8/2025, 1:53:19 AM | 55 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK Jr in charge of Health and Human Services is proof Donald Trump doesn’t care if you live or die.

29/8/2025, 9:40:29 PM | 83 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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The shooter was posting about shooting up the church for a month and the FBI was too busy doing Trump’s dirty work to flag it. Now I know for sure if that happened under a Democrat that failure is all we’d be talking about right now.

29/8/2025, 2:30:39 PM | 378 145 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump is the pettiest bitch to ever live. Handed everything in life and still he’s a miserable scumbag.

29/8/2025, 12:31:09 PM | 119 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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How long before the National Guard is landscaping Mar-a-Lago?

29/8/2025, 10:51:11 AM | 137 35 | View on Bluesky | view

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The worm that ate RFK Jr’s brain would be a better President than Donald Trump.

28/8/2025, 11:38:52 PM | 85 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m old enough to remember when the people currently cheering on the National Guard deployment in DC were making fun of how DC looked in the aftermath of 1/6. These people are just flat out hypocrites on every single issue. It’s fucking disgusting.

28/8/2025, 7:06:40 PM | 76 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think RFK Jr’s brain worm laid eggs.

28/8/2025, 4:31:53 PM | 241 45 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tulsi Gabbard is fucking garbage. Is she incompetent or a traitor and does it matter?

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28/8/2025, 12:15:46 PM | 63 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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At this point if you support Trump or his policies you’re an evil piece of shit.

28/8/2025, 11:21:16 AM | 125 28 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump deployed the National Guard to pick up trash in DC. How long before they are shoveling shit at Carrie Underwood’s farm?

27/8/2025, 11:54:27 PM | 57 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love how all of Trump’s enemies are coming down with a case of the mortgage frauds. Such transparent corrupt bullshit.

27/8/2025, 10:49:32 PM | 86 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep seeing that there have been zero successful attempts to stop a fascist takeover once it’s started. But none of those fascist takeovers were led by the stupidest fuck on the planet, Donald Trump. Nothing is over.

27/8/2025, 8:22:24 PM | 119 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s Carnival of prosecutors failed to get an indictment against sandwich throwing man.

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27/8/2025, 3:25:36 PM | 72 30 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we clone Jasmine Crockett?

27/8/2025, 12:46:35 PM | 66 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Supporting Trump is an IQ + morality test that way too many Americans have failed.

27/8/2025, 10:33:12 AM | 113 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha good night

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27/8/2025, 2:40:44 AM | 63 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fixed.

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27/8/2025, 1:39:16 AM | 112 30 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re going to have to drive to Canada to get vaccinated because Trump put in a guy who bathes in sewage and once had a brain worm.

26/8/2025, 9:46:18 PM | 93 34 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melania Trump is hoping AI can replace her job asap.

26/8/2025, 5:36:00 PM | 35 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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NEW: Jack Smith’s lawyers write to the Office of Special Counsel to say that they’ve read news reports about an investigation into Jack Smith, but no one has actually reached out. “The predicate for this investigation is imaginary and unfounded.” 1/

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26/8/2025, 3:32:24 PM | 6586 2349 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump gets along with Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un and Ghislaine Maxwell. That’s all you need to know about that piece of fucking shit.

26/8/2025, 3:57:30 PM | 160 46 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can’t burn the flag but you can still fuck it.

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26/8/2025, 2:01:14 PM | 59 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re living under The Turd Reich.

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26/8/2025, 12:52:48 PM | 74 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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We fucking told you, Rhonda.

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26/8/2025, 11:46:36 AM | 83 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Trump’s dying we have a right to know so we can put the champagne on ice.

26/8/2025, 10:33:23 AM | 117 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like any sane person campaigning for a Nobel Peace Prize would do.

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25/8/2025, 7:56:55 PM | 73 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t get the joke because they are the joke. They’d have to confront too many hard truths.

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25/8/2025, 5:55:59 PM | 70 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s go!!!!

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25/8/2025, 12:54:26 PM | 80 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nancy Mace really should resign from public office after the shit she just pulled. She could have gotten an innocent person killed.

25/8/2025, 10:43:23 AM | 156 39 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe people will start waking up when he begins messing with their sports. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Roger Clemens.

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25/8/2025, 1:20:36 AM | 60 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing Donald Trump was right about is that his deplorable supporters would let him get away with murder.

24/8/2025, 7:42:11 PM | 92 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can’t stop this man.

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24/8/2025, 5:41:01 PM | 159 43 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worst 4 Presidents ranked by AI confirming a pile of dog shit would be a better President than Donald Trump.

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24/8/2025, 4:58:21 PM | 33 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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VP JD Vance the VP stands for Verbal Prostitute.

24/8/2025, 2:29:32 PM | 51 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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True story.

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24/8/2025, 11:50:40 AM | 45 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump is the worst fucking President since Donald Trump.

24/8/2025, 10:40:16 AM | 162 34 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s no secret meetings with Russian Agents going on in Newsom Tower.

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24/8/2025, 12:01:07 AM | 136 40 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear the 14 year old girl that beat up Big Balls was bailed out by her boyfriend James Woods.

23/8/2025, 9:30:33 PM | 66 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t believe Cracker Barrel removed Jim Jordan from their logo. Woke bullshit.

23/8/2025, 6:34:19 PM | 249 29 | View on Bluesky | view

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When they go low, uppercut.

23/8/2025, 5:33:39 PM | 112 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I only voted for a fascist takeover of Blue States”

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23/8/2025, 2:30:16 PM | 78 32 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you got owned by a chimpanzee.

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23/8/2025, 1:47:21 PM | 69 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Bolton should declare his run for Presidency to get ahead of this whole thing.

23/8/2025, 1:12:33 PM | 867 133 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Ghislaine Maxwell interview is the biggest pile of horse shit I’ve ever heard.

22/8/2025, 7:52:56 PM | 1859 340 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you think Donald Trump didn’t know about the John Bolton raid in advance, you probably have a degree from Trump University.

22/8/2025, 3:28:35 PM | 150 38 | View on Bluesky | view

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Through all the chaos today it’s important to remember..

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22/8/2025, 1:09:05 PM | 61 32 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Release the Epstein Files Friday, ya’ll.

22/8/2025, 11:16:28 AM | 107 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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Public Service Announcement

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22/8/2025, 1:45:23 AM | 77 41 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance is a verbal prostitute. There isn’t a thing he wouldn’t say for money and power.

22/8/2025, 12:58:39 AM | 101 27 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to create uproar over a logo because your guy is in the Epstein files.

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21/8/2025, 10:47:11 PM | 67 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why was Ghislaine Maxwell, the prime witness that Donald Trump raped kids, rewarded with a transfer to a country club prison and why haven’t we heard anything about the 9 hour interview she gave to Trump’s lawyer?

21/8/2025, 7:23:34 PM | 75 32 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never forget.

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21/8/2025, 5:50:26 PM | 108 64 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish Donald Trump would pursue his real passion, interior design, and leave the rest of us the fuck out of it.

21/8/2025, 5:15:32 PM | 95 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conservative commentator admits they really are just sheep.

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21/8/2025, 3:26:42 PM | 51 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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THEY’RE SAYING IT’S THE BEST PRISON WALK IN HISTORY. NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN A PERP WALK LIKE THIS, BELIEVE ME!

21/8/2025, 1:43:58 PM | 795 268 | View on Bluesky | view

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Threatening states now to release people who committed crimes in the name of Trump. Law and order my fucking ass.

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21/8/2025, 12:39:31 PM | 110 55 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even the snowflake schtick was a projection. MAGA are the most fragile people to ever exist.

21/8/2025, 12:06:40 PM | 55 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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Texas State Republicans can eat a bag of fascist micro dicks.

21/8/2025, 11:14:33 AM | 49 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man votes for Trump and torpedos his daughter’s business.

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21/8/2025, 2:51:28 AM | 52 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until they find out about gloves.

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20/8/2025, 11:37:39 PM | 61 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shameful what this snake oil shithead is doing in the WH.

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20/8/2025, 9:43:48 PM | 57 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would Trump help these people when they support him unconditionally?

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20/8/2025, 8:59:44 PM | 33 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll take a few homeless encampments if the alternative is having an entire city covered in military vehicles looking like it was taken over by an invading force.

20/8/2025, 8:10:55 PM | 380 85 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s talking about getting into heaven then later in the day is trying to whitewash slavery. If there’s a hell, Donald Trump is 100% going.

20/8/2025, 4:57:15 PM | 79 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d rather not attract MAGA in the wild

20/8/2025, 4:29:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No

20/8/2025, 4:24:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These Gavin Newsom rallies are wild.

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20/8/2025, 4:06:21 PM | 95 32 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump’s new WH portrait is literally him walking away while America burns.

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20/8/2025, 12:10:42 PM | 142 58 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember when Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia investigation because he was meeting with them during the campaign? Why would he do that if Trump Russia were a hoax? Because it wasn’t.

20/8/2025, 11:05:03 AM | 83 38 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmfao

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20/8/2025, 1:02:39 AM | 74 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard a theory that Texas could spread all of their districts too thin trying to grab every seat in this restricting power grab making more districts competitive. Any thoughts on this?

19/8/2025, 9:21:10 PM | 33 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what’s keeping the Ukraine Russia war going? Donald Trump’s fanboy obsession with Vladimir Putin (a murderous dictator that hates America).

19/8/2025, 8:34:36 PM | 84 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a man trying to get into heaven.

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19/8/2025, 4:34:43 PM | 66 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only responses MAGA deserve: “You sound triggered” “Cry more” “Don’t you have shit to smear on the walls of the US Capitol?” Do not waste any more energy than that.

19/8/2025, 3:50:49 PM | 86 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course not. Prob already shredded.

19/8/2025, 2:47:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disabled Trump Voter Shocked That Candidate Who Hates Mail-In Voting… Hates Mail-In Voting

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19/8/2025, 2:43:30 PM | 51 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine trying to implement a dictators suggestions on our elections and thinking you’re not an authoritarian piece of shit.

19/8/2025, 12:49:43 PM | 270 63 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and prayers. www.mediaite.com/politics/im-...

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19/8/2025, 11:19:22 AM | 40 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Taco Trump Tuesday. To all who celebrate.

19/8/2025, 11:05:27 AM | 37 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not wrong to make fun of fascists. It’s right.

18/8/2025, 11:43:07 PM | 80 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can anyone tell me one war Donald Trump stopped?

18/8/2025, 9:30:29 PM | 41 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you support changes to our elections suggested by Vladimir Putin, you’re a dumb fucking traitor.

18/8/2025, 7:54:00 PM | 156 52 | View on Bluesky | view