ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Now is the time to start talking to your MAGA family members about Peter Thiel, Palantir, and how they used Trump to permanently put into place everything Ed Snowden warned about.
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Now is the time to start talking to your MAGA family members about Peter Thiel, Palantir, and how they used Trump to permanently put into place everything Ed Snowden warned about.
John Scott-Railton (@jsrailton.bsky.social) reposted
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Listen, I’m as pessimistic as anyone. But the conversation shifting from the daily Trump distraction to the actions of those ushering in this technocratic dystopia should make us more determined to engage, not less. We’ve wasted six months talking about Trump, and that was their intention.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Well, there’s our fundamental disagreement.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Trump is the only one holding this shit together and he’s extremely unpopular. Look at the town halls that have been happening in red states. Look at how many within MAGA nearly turned on Trump over Epstein. Maybe Thiel has everything he wants in place, but it’s not sustainable.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Do you think MAGA feels like making death threats against Senators of behalf of a guy who wears eyeliner?
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
No more “Trump is just being Trump.” Those pulling the strings behind the scenes while Trump just spouted off will actually have to answer for their atrocities they committed under his cover. It’s about the public finally focusing on what really matters. Those fucking snakes in the shadows.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
The media will actually have to start asking real questions about what’s really going on. Crypto scams. Gaza. Palantir. Election integrity. Trump’s senility has been baked into the public discourse and sanewashed so people feel overwhelmed and apathetic. That ends when he dies.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
The only reason they’ve gotten away with any of this is because Trump leads the media by the nose with his insanity. Imagine the couchfucker sending troops into LA. Or ordering tariffs that make zero sense. Or trying to deport 600 children in the dead of night. It’s a completely different dynamic.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Yeah, because they fucking cheated. 🤷
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
The power vacuum shitshow we’re about to watch is going to be glorious and entertaining, albeit at the expense of what’s left of our country’s respect around the world. The leaks by all factions will be incessant and embarrassing. Fingers crossed MAGA burns it all down.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reposted reply parent
Will neo-Nazi militias assemble for Vance? Will MAGA nitwits sign up for an ICE job to take orders from a fake hillbilly? Will the military respect a tagalong who served one term in the Senate that was bought by Silicon Valley? Will MAGA influencers not try to burn the whole thing to the ground?
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Will neo-Nazi militias assemble for Vance? Will MAGA nitwits sign up for an ICE job to take orders from a fake hillbilly? Will the military respect a tagalong who served one term in the Senate that was bought by Silicon Valley? Will MAGA influencers not try to burn the whole thing to the ground?
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Vampires everywhere.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reposted
Maybe I’m just stoned, but I feel like somewhere, someone with an ounce of integrity is in a position to permanently delete a bunch of databases that would disrupt the ongoing global fascist takeover. Just a thought.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Well Vance killed the Pope, so we’ll see how that one works out.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
I love that word.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Anyone paying attention knows that Trump’s death was always part of the Thiel/Vance/Yarvin plan.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
It was great.
Declassify UAP (@declassifyuap.bsky.social) reposted
The Epoch Times is Falun Gong’s ultra-right-wing and very culty “news” operation. Multiple NPI staff members have publicly repeated flagrant Russian propaganda about Ukraine. Danny Sheehan is bros with RFK Jr. Are you seeing the pattern, #ufosky?
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reposted
Palantir is now being used for case notes and record keeping by social workers that work with children. What an absolute fucking nightmare. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Reality Ausetkmt (@ausetkmt.bsky.social) reposted
This should be a total violation of privacy rights and not allowed
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone made a college film in 1993. It’s called Cannibal! The Musical, and set in 1883. youtu.be/wlMIFRXLW8c?...
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Palantir is now being used for case notes and record keeping by social workers that work with children. What an absolute fucking nightmare. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reposted
This is the nexus of everything that’s evil in the world, and nobody knows about it because Trump’s senile rants are the distraction. We’re watching an ongoing international fascist operation. It’s been in motion since the end of World War II. Their mission is to kill democracy, forever. 👇
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Thiel is trying to bring back the OSS.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
I’d put money on triple digits.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
How many people have died because they asked Chat GPT for medical advice or dosage limits? Will we ever know?
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
At least I won’t have to prove they’re not planes this time because everyone will have to deal with them. Hope all the skeptics had fun making fun of people who saw and reported them. You’re about to feel dumb as fuck.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
So cute.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
I make her sit and watch the deer so she can understand that they’re her friends. Mixed results so far.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Drones are back. Fuck this shit.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
The footage of Trump “heading out to play golf” that’s circulating today is from two months ago.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
This picture is super weird.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
The real Pizzagate.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
I just played Madden until 4 AM and now everyone is saying Trump is dead. Have a great weekend everyone.
Dan Zetterström (@thezignal.bsky.social) reposted
How to deal with enigma labs when they slide into your DMs.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Not the original ones.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
I was in the inner circle of these “UFO celebrities” and Michael’s analysis is dead on. Trump is about to take a stake in Lockheed Martin, one of the UFO community’s mortal enemies. JD Vance announced he was going to look into UFOs during his 1000th vacation this August. It’s not a coincidence.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
The investigation into Fed Governor Lisa Cook for “mortgage fraud” was spearheaded by Palantir’s integration with Fannie Mae. I work in the mortgage industry, and I cannot express to you how dystopian this shit is. www.thedailybeast.com/peter-thiels...
Alaina Zetterström (@alainaloftus.bsky.social) reposted
Buckle up for a wild read #UFOsky Couldn’t have put the precarious state of ‘ufology’ better myself...leveraging fear of the unknown for control is the oldest trick in the book, but now it’s wrapped with a technofascist transhumanist ribbon 🎀
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
This is the nexus of everything that’s evil in the world, and nobody knows about it because Trump’s senile rants are the distraction. We’re watching an ongoing international fascist operation. It’s been in motion since the end of World War II. Their mission is to kill democracy, forever. 👇
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Ashli Babbitt died because she was recruited into a death cult. That death cult is now in charge of the Air Force. The end.
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted
That’s two reported ChatGPT suicides in one week, plus the grandpa who died trying to meet Meta’s chatbot which had arranged an in-person meeting All going really well
King Milkfart (@kingmilkfart.bsky.social) reposted
"If, God forbid, let's say, Novichok got onto his Bic Mac or something," - JD Vance
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
This is too real.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
They are, thanks man. But not as tough as missing the draft. 🫵😮
ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted
NEW: More than two decades after victims and families of the 9/11 attacks began trying to hold the Saudi government responsible for aiding the Qaida terrorists who carried out the plot, a judge has ruled that a lawsuit against the kingdom can go to trial.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
"Hungary is currently one of the central hubs of transnational fascism. Peter Thiel and Sebastian Kurz...belong to Viktor Orbán’s personal inner circle. Also present were AfD leader Alice Weidel and Brexit strategist Dominic Cummings." Fucking Nazis. www.moment.at/story/sebast...
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
One of the former presidents of the Maldives went to Stanford. I'm guessing that's the one who met with Thiel and Epstein. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohamed...
CNN (@cnn.com) reposted
Denmark's main national broadcaster reported that at least three people with connections to President Donald Trump have been carrying out covert influence operations in Greenland. https://cnn.it/47KZFL6
Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted
We know what side of history Gates will be on. Plus, 99% chance he's in the Epstein files. Arabella is the non-profit he's cutting off, which of course is a target of Trump watchdogs bc it works with groups that funnel money toward progressive causes. Can't side with the fascists & support that
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
That’s awesome to hear. Glad it’s happening somewhere.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
That seems to not be what’s happening.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
“The district voted for President Trump in 2024 by more than 11 points.” No wonder they’re freaking the fuck out. thehill.com/homenews/cam...
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
I find it amusing how the flat-earther community thrives on the social media platform owned by the SpaceX CEO.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Every one of my fellow millennials I’ve spoken to who have kids are intentionally avoiding the news because it’s too stressful. I get it, but that kind of willful ignorance is now a self-fulfilling prophecy.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
It’s like they’re literally prisoners.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
So can we all sue DOGE and Palantir once our identities are inevitably stolen?
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Investigate Palantir, immediately.
Jenny Cohn (@jennycohn.bsky.social) reposted
“It certainly seems the Trump administration’s intention is to try once again to create a single, all-knowing way to access & use the personal information about everyone in America *** This kind of sensitive data at their fingertips is the dream of authoritarians”. By Cindy Cohn, 8/25/25
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Palantir has everything. They should all be in prison. static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
There it is. www.cnbc.com/2025/08/26/t...
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Massive scandal. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Next week will inevitably be a nightmare, but I honestly don’t think Vance will get away with any of the shit Trump does. A cult needs its leader.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
I have a hard time imagining a President Couchfucker trying to send troops to invade a US city. The media’s decade of sanewashing Trump will have to be recalibrated. The White House will resemble Lord of the Flies. I guess my point is it can’t possibly be worse than it is right now.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Show on Apple TV.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Invasion.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
The fate of American democracy hinges on how quickly Peter Thiel can infect our institutions with technological fascism before Trump dies of congestive heart failure.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
About to.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Pritzker kicked ass today. Trump’s sycophants need to be reminded on the national stage that they are publicly committing crimes against humanity on a daily basis, and those who will inevitably be in power again are watching their every move. Terrorize the terrorists.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reposted reply parent
Yarvin looks like he smells like White Castle farts.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Yarvin looks like he smells like White Castle farts.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Pritzker calling out the media today might’ve been the most important part of his address.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Considering Peter Thiel's VC controls 85% of the Epstein estate's assets, this could get interesting if Democrats are able to make certain things public. www.cbsnews.com/news/house-o...
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
How many journalists has Palantir helped murder? At least 10, by my count.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
What Palantir is doing is illegal. www.americanprogress.org/article/the-...
DaiDragon (@daidragon.bsky.social) reposted
Just in case you weren't 100% convinced that these pricks were on the Palantir/Russian-Alchemy/Epstein-inheritance payroll in some capacity. No comment on the content, no informing on who Thiel is or what he's about (Nazi cultist), just a fucking advert for his Apocalypse fan fiction. #UFOsky
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
He’s shaking hands with his left hand now I guess.
Mark Zaid, Esq (@markzaidesq.bsky.social) reposted
While we wait for the release of all the Epstein files, why doesn't FBI Director Kash Patel tell us more about his grand jury testimony re: Mar-a-Lago? Did Trump verbally "declassify" all the records as claimed? BTW, we are suing under #FOIA for those records. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/30/u...
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Same. Oh man that makes sense.
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com)
Pritzker and other blue state governors need to start directly addressing the US military in their statements. @govpritzker.illinois.gov
JΛKΣ✌️ (@mothmanshadow.com) reposted
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – forever.” 1984, George Orwell
ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) reply parent
Can’t put my finger on it, but that voice sounds quite familiar.