Cricket stays on watch while I grab some shut-eye. You never know when the floof thieves might try to strike.
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Cricket stays on watch while I grab some shut-eye. You never know when the floof thieves might try to strike.
Floof in motion.
Quiet time with my other BFF.
investigating a crime she had nothing to do with
Nature’s raw fury. Or possibly just a yawn.
it's time for . . . The Kitten Siblings
Maybe.
No one will ever find me.
Since you’ve all been so good all week, here’s your reward: lots of photos of me!
Busy day.
If I had a full bowl of food, I’d share. That’s what *I* would do.
You can’t see me.
She has a few natural advantages when it comes to that.
Spot the little sister.
When you have this much natural padding, everything is comfortable.
Dangling.
Forever.
A tale of two tails.
Minding my own business.
There are always new ways to lounge.
Looking ruff.
Moody. Magnificent. Me.
Fierce.
Current mood: Floofy.
meep moop 👽🛸🌌
How much more floofy could my feet be? The answer is none. None more floofier.
Oh, hello.
Isn’t everyone?
Teaching Cricket some essential lounging techniques.
It was her idea.
How else am I going to get to that juicy Bluesky adult content?
Yes, of course. I’ll get right on that.
❤️
Chill time.
We said goodbye to big brother Eli this week. It turns out he was only 18, not 900. I hope I am as big and brave as him when I am 18. Goodnight, brother.
3 2 1 . . . boom
… and then it’s my turn.
Cricket must be kept clean at all times.
Don’t worry, Mr David. I often leave people speechless. You’ve summed it all up very well, considering.
It’s for claw-sharpening, hiding behind and throwing down the stairs in the middle of the night.
Incredible feets.
That is usually the case.
We have been compared to many things. We prefer ‘a moose and a bat’, actually.
On the move.
Tall tail.
We love this. Thank you!
Songs will include ‘Live Fur-ever’, ‘Wonderwail’, ‘Champagne Su-purr-nova’ and ‘Roll (Around on the Carpet) With It’.
Cricket and I are thinking of releasing an album of Oasis songs. We’ll call it ‘Be Here Miaow’.
I’m not judging you. All right - I am judging you. But you know why.
It’s not just the heat that’s making everyone swoon, you know.
I think this lounging area was made just for me. Like everything else in the world.
It’s hot here, and I’m in a permanent fur coat.
It was too hot and too early. I’m better now.
Just woken up.
Chilling with my old pal Bagpuss.
Top-tier mischief.
#Caturday peepsing.
All right, you’ve all been very good this week, so here’s your reward: A lovely picture of me!
Toby says: Relax. I should get that put on a T-shirt.
Tried to get some nice pictures of Cricket, but it did not go according to plan…
Kitchen sink drama.
Festivals are not for me. Too much noise, and I like a clean litter tray.
Happy #Caturday from me, myself and my eyes.
And to you, too!
No, I'm still here. I might move tomorrow.
Be excellent to each other. That is all I ask.
Congratulations on making it all the way to Friday. Here is your reward: Me.
🐾
‘I read the news today, oh boy…’
She's fine - but is not allowed to run around. No fun.
Dinner with Cricket, who is wearing a special suit after, as I understand it, going off to get tutored.
Thanks for the reminder! Its nearly time for my regular glow-up.
I’m already regretting my outfit choice in this heat.
Cricket photobombed my glamour shoot.
Mastering the tricky arts of bigness and cuteness.
I’ve got that sinking feeling again…
Just a light spin.
She's fine, don't worry. And very clean.
Sometimes you just need a change of scenery.
Colour/black and white.
I know!
My awesome big head.
The world is not ready.
Blue steel.
I’ve joined the counter culture.
Not sure this is my best angle, to be honest.
Strike a pose.
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Peeps.
‘Not the foot! Not the foot! Not the foot! Not the … aaaargh!’
Dramatic scenes.
Dreaminess levels: Maximum.
I am happy to provide an example. I only hope they are not too downhearted when they realise they cannot meet my standards.
Q: Gents - what’s stopping you from looking this good? A: Not being me.
BullySmart for kids
Cats come in many sizes, from amusingly small to, in my case, just right.
Cricket is getting too good at this.
I’m doing my best to be a good big brother.