"Ayala-Uribe is now the 14th detainee to die in immigration detention since January"
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"Ayala-Uribe is now the 14th detainee to die in immigration detention since January"
Sounds like you're going to be missing out on some enlightening discourse. You have only yourself to blame.
Are the children in the Kars 4 Kids commercial in rehab now? How long has this thing been airing?
It's not the worst, but nobody ever wrote a sad, pretty song about acetaminophen www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqoj...
It's bullshit that the Europeans use by far the more sonorous word, we're cheating ourselves
They'll come around
No! No!!
This did not go well
The debut of Ralphie VII, there was one guy who was extremely excited for this. See if you can spot him.
Get well soon hoaagie
Oskee Wow-Wow, things of that nature
Illinois vs. Indiana, a classic high-powered college football matchup
It depends greatly on the humidity. If it's high, it's more like shorts and a T-shirt. Low humidity and wind, more like jeans, T-shirt and hoodie.
Still are tbh
Gift link
Thinking fondly of this tweet
aye did yall know that "go hang a salami, i'm a lasagna hog" is a palindrome?
Nobody wants bloodshed, but bloodshed comes
otolaryngologee whiz that's hard to say
I will take a win that should have been a draw every time.
Micky van de Ven has never done anything wrong
Luxurious spoon rest
Dangerous Costco wine
Everyone likes Philadelphia more now because Philadelphians are quantifiably nicer now than they were 20 years ago. This can be attributed entirely to the success of the Eagles.
I'm numb now. It's fine.
Time to watch the Chicago Bears play football
This made me laugh and laugh. Thank you, Brian Kelly
I watched that press conference, and I had my doubts too tbh
Frank said he was injured before the first PL match www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...
I checked this screenshot about Steven Crowder that’s going viral and it’s not true. His bio read “#1 conservative daily show” in an archived snapshot Sept. 4 (not long before Kirk’s death). It’s read that since at least May. I didn’t go back further to check but the central claim here is untrue.
COYS
Haha, I was imagining you were only about 49 percent happy right now
Good day for you so far
Lol
An older comic about pigeon nests.
I have to admit, I really love listening to Brian Cox shout his way through McDonald's commercials
Whatever you do, do not purchase products from the ACME Company. They are unreliable and may cause you, the user, extreme harm. I learned my lesson the hard way.
A sudden and irreversible decline in the peaceable domestic order? In MY empire? Well, that certainly wouldn't affect me.
Untoasted, goddamn it! I said UN-toasted! Perfect way to ruin a decent bagel.
🎁 www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/u...
Dying of starvation because I refuse to do anything other than listen to this sound
We each experience spirituality in different ways
Was waiting for this one
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
In Opinion | “Rewriting laws to reflect the full cost of our throwaway culture could incentivize companies that poured millions of dollars into these products to invest in building a less destructive system,” Saabira Chaudhuri writes.
The fuck
Happy birthday
[hushed whisper] dudes rock
Jane no
He spit on Dak Prescott??!?
If that's accurate, then I'm actually on the same page ...
Meaning the wage bill is too low?
Yeah, suspect so
That's a good point. Odobert has more 1v1 ability, and we can use all of that we can get.
I think I would have preferred to see Tel get some CL time, but it feels like Odobert has shown more in a Spurs shirt thus far, so w/e
More like Queens Shitting imo
The bug in the corner is a nice touch
Maybe that's what was rattling around in my brain. Thank you.
Do Canadians shorten Timbits to Timbs
can tell twitter is absolutely done for because an absolute all time hegelbon classic is barely cracking "Connor" Tier in virality
![tweet by user hegelbon that reads: INTERVIEWER: So I saw you were on “instaface” as you put it, which I love by the way. ︀︀BELICHICK [handed a hastily scrawled note by his gf, adjusts bifocals on a chain around his neck]: wow. You thought you cooked. You thought you said that with your whole pussy. But I gagged you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vythbqlsulhf7p2xgufb3sqj/bafkreibqw7f3q4jum4qjy5hdhsabdpcpbjqo3mxgrm7cslcvblqm2qbzau@jpeg "Click to view full size")
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
This should just be the regular Wheaties box imo
Never miss Spencer's TikTok threads
College football? Yeah, I'm thinking it's back.
La Décapitation de saint Georges, Bernat Martorell, 1430
So those were the best and the third-best college football teams in the country, huh?
I would have a much harder time focusing exclusively on the road, for sure
Glad you made it!
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Final Destination is real
We've got our Tottenham back
Very funny to hear the commentators try to attribute Spurs' difficulty to things other than being fouled every time they receive the ball
Few greater pleasures in life than hearing "Ursula Andress" pronounced in an impenetrable Scottish accent
Geese and swans are the same thing
You're bold to say it, but this is correct
I dropped my cookie on the floor :(
Get his ass
I just found out that the guitarist for Ram Jam was also the guitarist for the Lemon Pipers, of Green Tambourine fame. Huh!
All my homies love PSLs (seriously it's just sugar and baking spices, who doesn't love that)
Collect em all! (🎁)
Man United? The international T-shirt brand?
delete
The Bielefeld of Britain! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefe...
I have a bad tooth, so I decided to soothe myself with some pudding. I am happy to report that the chocolate Snack Pack is still good.
It could be good! I am simply questioning the necessity of this.
They are rebooting Cliffhanger (1993). Why are they rebooting Cliffhanger
Having a real hard time with this thread. Upsetting.
I bet Pete Campbell loved showtunes. Huge Broadway fan. He was Manhattan through and through.
You are permitted to love more than one city, or place. This is not a monogamy situation.
Always love to ride the NYC Ferry (for $4.50) on the East River. Couldn't ask for more beautiful August weather when it's usually 100° this time of year. New York City
Why thank you
hell yeah
What a bunch of nonsense
And he was right to yell at the ref about that call today.
Such a great feeling. "Now, contest the games for my amusement!"
Tides go in, tides go out. Spurs beat Man City. You can't explain that.