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@todude.bsky.social

I block sockpuppets and trolls. I don't suffer fools.

created December 16, 2024

281 followers 150 following 3,154 posts

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Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.

1/9/2025, 8:51:37 PM | 8608 1280 | View on Bluesky | view

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ded 😍

1/9/2025, 7:59:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😍

1/9/2025, 7:59:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You go! πŸ₯° ALL THE PUMPKIN SPICE!

1/9/2025, 6:20:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚

1/9/2025, 6:18:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think we can let people be made happy by what makes them happy. πŸ™‚ If some folks like pumpkin spice, have at it! Me, I don't mind it - I rarely (never?) order it on anything, but they don't remove other options this time of year. 🀣

1/9/2025, 6:18:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The New York Times (@nytimes.com) reposted

An 11-year-old boy who was shot while playing the β€œding dong ditch” prank in Houston on Saturday night has died, the authorities said.

1/9/2025, 5:55:04 PM | 209 66 | View on Bluesky | view

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😍

1/9/2025, 5:15:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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uhf

1/9/2025, 5:06:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ₯°πŸ‘„πŸŒΉ

1/9/2025, 5:05:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

A 1941 WPA road gang of migrant workers in New Mexico, many of whom were simultaneously working as farm laborers. Trump would have deported all of them.

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1/9/2025, 4:27:34 PM | 1418 345 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸŽ‰πŸ’–

1/9/2025, 4:23:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The brain is the sexiest organ. πŸ’–πŸŒΉ

1/9/2025, 4:22:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And to you. πŸ’–

1/9/2025, 4:21:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lucky man.

1/9/2025, 2:22:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people are evil, plain and simple.

1/9/2025, 2:13:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’―

1/9/2025, 2:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’–

1/9/2025, 1:48:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’―

1/9/2025, 1:47:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigella Lawson (@nigella.bsky.social) reposted

This has been an extraordinary series. Making a special date in my diary to settle in for a deeply pleasurable listen later, and suggest you do likewise!

1/9/2025, 1:22:08 PM | 146 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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😍

1/9/2025, 1:20:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’–

1/9/2025, 1:17:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No argument here.

1/9/2025, 12:46:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no room for nuance these days! /s

1/9/2025, 12:37:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

Just basking once again in the wonder and glory of this one.

Wall Street Journal opinion column from Jan 12, 2024 by Tom McClintock. Header: Both Sides Threaten Democracy Subhead: The Jan 6 riot was a national disgrace, but Biden should push his own party to respect norms.
1/9/2025, 11:55:23 AM | 575 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Perfection.

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31/8/2025, 10:23:22 PM | 3813 699 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Pete Hegseth in December on military training: β€œWe’re bringing a war-fighting ethos back to the Pentagon. Everything else that distracts from lethality shouldn’t be happening.”

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31/8/2025, 10:45:19 PM | 2862 776 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted

SODA REPORT: This is basically chocolate-flavored creme soda. Which is fine! I'll probably not be picking up another 12-pack of it, however. This is one of those "limited edition for a reason" sodas.

The A&W Ice Cream Sundae soda, Zero Sugar version.
31/8/2025, 4:46:34 PM | 369 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck you

31/8/2025, 1:45:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Educate yourself, child.

31/8/2025, 1:45:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Hughes (@dystopian-fashion.bsky.social) reposted

Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.

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30/8/2025, 6:23:09 PM | 43448 6751 | View on Bluesky | view

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😍

30/8/2025, 7:17:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lies.

30/8/2025, 4:47:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent Toderian (@brenttoderian.bsky.social) reposted

β€œOver the past 20 years, Paris has undergone a major physical transformation, trading automotive arteries for bike lanes, adding green spaces and eliminating 50,000 parking spaces. Part of the payoff has been invisible β€” in the air itself.” Leadership, strategy, real action, common sense. #Paris

29/8/2025, 4:57:05 PM | 4024 1442 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody cares.

30/8/2025, 4:42:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome to baseball.

30/8/2025, 4:42:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has a 139 ERA+? Just a guess.

30/8/2025, 1:20:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Caulfield (@caulfieldtim.bsky.social) reposted

Hear, hear! Bernie Sanders: Kennedy Must Resign www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/o... RFK Jr β€œβ€¦is endangering the health of the American people now and into the future. He must resign.”

30/8/2025, 11:53:32 AM | 150 34 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally hasn't given up "multiple" runs for his last four games. Siddown and shaddap.

30/8/2025, 11:52:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Maybe ICE shouldn’t have lowered their standards for new recruits.

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30/8/2025, 10:31:58 AM | 9532 1439 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a chance. Dumb.

30/8/2025, 11:45:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a chance.

30/8/2025, 1:50:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta have a short memory in this game. Tomorrow is another day.

30/8/2025, 1:49:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would have been shocked if it had ended any other way.

29/8/2025, 8:17:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big games. It begins in earnest.

29/8/2025, 7:34:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your focus is pretending to be an internet tough guy and acting like your hacktivism is morally superior. And probably sucking yourself off.

29/8/2025, 6:24:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do something about it.

29/8/2025, 6:23:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FIGHT

29/8/2025, 6:21:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"But, but, time isn't called until the play is over!?!" Good on Lourdes.

29/8/2025, 5:39:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture todude.bsky.social (@todude.bsky.social)

"Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos."

29/8/2025, 5:36:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lulz Well, touchΓ©, Champ.

29/8/2025, 5:35:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, that's obvious from your oh-so-stupid posts.

29/8/2025, 5:34:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jennifer Ouellette (@jenlucpiquant.bsky.social) reposted

Dear Canada: Please do not follow us over the edge. Nothing good is over that edge.

29/8/2025, 4:00:19 PM | 48 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leena 🌡 (@leena.reuben.games) reposted

they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again

29/8/2025, 6:00:21 AM | 4264 918 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’–

29/8/2025, 5:29:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

New in PN: Alert the media β€” the WH is lying about Trump's health "Something's clearly up & the official explanations don’t make sense. That’s not a shock given that Trump is a liar surrounded by toadies who surrendered their shame long ago. But it’s past time for reporters to ask some questions."

29/8/2025, 1:20:51 PM | 4250 1239 | View on Bluesky | view

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God we deserve it. 🀣

29/8/2025, 1:46:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, what do the whingers think of that Moreno/Gurriel giveaway, now? 🀣

29/8/2025, 1:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue Jays Aggregator (@bluejaysaggr.com) reposted

SPORTSNET How Blue Jays’ Daulton Varsho unlocked his home-run power By Nick Ashbourne https://www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/how-blue-jays-daulton-varsho-unlocked-his-home-run-power/

29/8/2025, 1:12:02 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture todude.bsky.social (@todude.bsky.social) reply parent

Not surprising that there were ACTUAL LIVING BREATHING SPORTS FANS who thought that his return to the lineup would be UNhelpful, since he doesn't hit for average. lol #BlueJays

29/8/2025, 1:44:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God, we can only hope!

29/8/2025, 1:43:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why not? You can never have too many of those kinds of deals.

29/8/2025, 1:42:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No room.

29/8/2025, 1:42:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:00:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’–

29/8/2025, 12:56:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😍

29/8/2025, 12:43:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While the Red Sox and Yankees play the Pirates and White Sox (!), the #BlueJays get the Brewers. 😬 This feels like, if they hold off their competition this weekend, it'll be a big step towards the division. Let's go!

29/8/2025, 12:17:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Rosenworcel (@brianrosenworcel.bsky.social) reposted

Our tax dollars should not be going to the family of a violent and gullible person who suffered no injustice and brought on her own demise with idiocy.

29/8/2025, 2:27:02 AM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 10:58:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😍

29/8/2025, 10:54:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 10:46:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naw, Child, I'll just BLOCK you. 🀣

29/8/2025, 10:45:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

29/8/2025, 1:31:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worth every penny. In fact, give yourself a raise.

29/8/2025, 1:24:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ€•

29/8/2025, 1:05:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every. Night.

29/8/2025, 12:55:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@kenwhite.bsky.social It's a RICO!

28/8/2025, 11:26:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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uhf Delightful.

28/8/2025, 10:44:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture todude.bsky.social (@todude.bsky.social) reply parent

But, someone didn't read my bio. I don't suffer fools, nor argue with trolls. Bye, Felicia.

28/8/2025, 10:43:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not. A journeyman is someone below average, fringe, kicking around from team to team over the years. Maybe just admit that you don't know what you're talking about. You seem very triggered by this.

28/8/2025, 10:43:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’–

28/8/2025, 9:58:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’–

28/8/2025, 9:10:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mensch.

28/8/2025, 7:42:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Quack is whack.

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28/8/2025, 7:39:17 PM | 2634 493 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elbows up and just stay away. Nazi USA has made their bed.

28/8/2025, 7:19:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue Jays Aggregator (@bluejaysaggr.com) reposted

SPORTSNAUT Blue Jays Deadline Flub Haunting Playoff Push By Dave Litman https://sportsnaut.com/mlb/blue-jays-deadline-flub-haunting-playoff-push/

28/8/2025, 7:12:03 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guys they added are fine, and a guy isn't high-leverage until he is, ie. no reason you shouldn't expect Dominguez and Varland to work in that role. The bullpen will get better - things go in cycles. BUT, yeah, they chose to trade for ANOTHER STARTER rather than a real closer/setup man. smh bad

28/8/2025, 7:17:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, pretty obviously NOT his last shot.

28/8/2025, 7:06:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So? He proved the GMs chose poorly.

28/8/2025, 7:05:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’―

28/8/2025, 6:20:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Hern (@hern.bsky.social) reposted

A lot to say about this but one thing to note is that spacex cannot in fact put a man on the moon

28/8/2025, 5:46:05 PM | 181 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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naw

28/8/2025, 5:59:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.

28/8/2025, 5:05:26 PM | 5467 2928 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I love you.

28/8/2025, 5:53:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait for the BUT GEORGE CARLIN COULD DO NO WRONG stans.

28/8/2025, 5:13:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I wasn't five when he died, Champ. gfy

28/8/2025, 5:12:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture todude.bsky.social (@todude.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, you should watch some of his last couple of years. VERY different, punching in all kinds of directions. I'm likely as old as you, and remember him fondly when he was younger, but am willing to admit that he lost it. SMFH.

28/8/2025, 5:11:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking dumb. Delete your account.

28/8/2025, 5:04:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got a better idea. YOU shut up. There.

28/8/2025, 5:03:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He started spouting off about pretty much everything - very much an old man yells at cloud thing. It was very cringe.

28/8/2025, 4:58:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view