Asked Grok what a "MAGA" would find in heaven? Grok: peaceful, intelligent souls who read, debate, and enjoy excellent food and fine wines. And thats why, according to Grok, you'll never find a MAGA in heaven.
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Asked Grok what a "MAGA" would find in heaven? Grok: peaceful, intelligent souls who read, debate, and enjoy excellent food and fine wines. And thats why, according to Grok, you'll never find a MAGA in heaven.
+++ Breaking +++ Paparazzi gain access to the Mar-a-Lago resort and secretly photograph President Trump as he recovers from an apparent illness.
How it began…
👆👉Apologies, The Trump Prize inc. for Medicine 2025 💊 goes to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for his excellent research in the field of Brain worm 🪱 research
+++Breaking +++ The Trump Prize Committee consists of your favorite president (“me”) and awards itself (“me”) a new Trump Prize each year in the fields of physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, and economics. Favorite President and Genius Thank you for your attention.
January 28, 2023. Former President Donald Trump on Friday proposed building up to 10 futuristic “freedom cities” on federal land, part of a plan that the 2024 presidential contender said would “create a new American future” in a country that has “lost its boldness.”
“Of course you can touch it”🍼🧸
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…👆👉The DC Imperial Guard pledges Allegiance to King Trump
The #USArmy has activated the DC imperial Guard…
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How did the Alaska meeting go? A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING
Putin awarded the Order of Lenin to Trump’s special envoy: So it could be passed on to Deputy Director for Digital Innovation CIA whose 21 year old son, Michael Gloss, was killed in 2024 Donetsk in Ukraine voluntarily joining Russian army in its illegal invasion and fighting alongside Ru terrorists
+++ BREAKING +++ President Trump wants to sue Disney for one billion dollars over the use of the name Donald Duck.
The @WhiteHouse fascists need you…
Just in: White House officials were fired for presenting the facts about President Putin.
Morning papers Germany 🇩🇪 Epstein Files Exposé book puts Prince Andrew under pressure The passages about the closeness between the British royal and criminal Jeffrey Epstein are causing a stir Author Lownie quotes Epstein as saying that Andrew is “more perverted than I am”
The international Press Trump's Police State $160 billion for deportations, detention, and a border wall – and 10,000 new ICE officers swearing loyalty to the president
oh 😮! My wife reads the headlines of the European morning newspapers: Epstein affair - it gets even dirtier
Gonna haunt the Speaker for the rest of his life
Ps: original Text from @theliamnissan.bsky.social
Listen MAGAs, If the Epstein files "exonerated" Donald Trump, he'd be printing them on t-shirts and selling them to your dumb asses. And selling the T-Shirt with Trump signature for 1000 $
Now you know why Trump locks his bedroom door at night
Excuse me Sir, why did Speaker Johnson put it to a vote?
Hold tight Wait 'til the party's over Hold tight We're in for nasty weather There has got to be a way Burning down the house
Did you know: The French often refer to English-speaking nations as "les rosbifs," which translates to "the roast beefs". Trump the perfect “roast beef ” Trump, le parfait « rosbif »
We need these Two Guys back‼️ The X Epstein Files
…In the year 2049, if man is still alive If woman can survive, they may find In the year 2525….
In the 2025 America Party if man can survive…
How was your Big Beautiful 4th July???
New and limited offer Trump collectible NFT Cards Introducing „Sie You later "Alligator Alcatraz"
Elon Musk says he will “take a look” at deporting Trump from the US.
Reflections…
He hasn't changed that much in all these years…
Trump's upcoming famous miracles with hamburgers and Coke are the miraculous multiplication of five hamburgers and two Cokes to feed the large, hungry, unemployed MAGA community. They were promised that tariffs would pay for everything. Just another miracle from God's chosen one.
…At the party in Kampen, partygoers chanted „*Germany for the Germans“ foreigners out" for Pentecost 2024 *Deutschland über alles, the Nazi Parol
…Sylt, a defendant has accepted a penalty order from the public prosecutor's office. The man, who gave a Hitler salute during the celebration, has paid the fine, a spokesperson for the Flensburg public prosecutor's office told Der Spiegel. The €2,500 payment was received at the end of April…
meanwhile VP Vance, would claim this is freedom of speech. The Nazis and their Heil Hitler salute destroyed freedom of speech in Germany. *€2,500 (2.930,38 $) Fine for Hitler Salute Hamburg. Following the scandal surrounding xenophobic slogans evoked during the hit L'amour toujours at a party on…
This is satire from me and not the real the stuff coming from Trump
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Next Time Lucky 🍀
White House Bunker Tweets
How the Germans see it this morning: Question: If only he knew what to do next? Trump: If only I knew what to do next
Trump “We have a new rule: wherever this administration sets foot, it’s ours” A WHITE HOUSE SPECIAL FEATURE ‼️ Coming to every major city in the USA 🇺🇸
Trump “We have a new rule: wherever this administration sets foot, it’s ours” A WHITE HOUSE SPECIAL FEATURE ‼️ Coming to every major city in the USA 🇺🇸
TRUST DEADLINE DON!
The Two weak TACO 🌮 President And after two weeks another two weeks and then another two weeks. To put it simply: Trump is a coward who always backs down
Understanding the mindset of Elon Musk
It′s my Birthday party, and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to Cry if I want to You would cry too, if it happened to you 😭
TRUMPS AMERICA 🇺🇸 …the man who destroyed democracy in America 🇺🇸
Ukrainian security agency SBU has just released photos of the Russian Truckers who delivered the packages to the Russian Air Force.
Cold Turkey….
Trump has a new dance! … Let's do the Taco Trade again Let's do the Taco Trade again … It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right Put your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight … But it's the Taco thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Taco Trade again
Dan Scarvino has just released a few photos from the rehearsals to Happy birthday to me! Trump's mega-MAGA birthday military parade….
👆👉*warning parental guidance if you have Children.
What everyone needs to know. With special sunglasses, you can see what MAGA‘s really looks like... Warning the next pictures could schock you They Live and are among us and they have a plan‼️ *This is what Liam Nissan™️ saw when wearing the special sunglasses for the first time…
What everyone needs to know. With special sunglasses, you can see what MAGA‘s really looks like... Warning the next picture could schock you They Live and are among us and they have a plan‼️
Remembering „Charlie Chaplin“ lest we forget…
GOLDEN DOME FOR AMERICA Really thats what he calls it a golden dome! What else would you call a project that will cost the American tax payer billions of dollars 💵 Oh wait a minute what was DOGE all about and reducing the deficit??? Trumps Golden Dome Folks, America 🇺🇸 is Safe ‼️
Asked Grok how the world 🌍 would look like in the year 8647 This is Grok answer:
The golden age of dreams Beauty sleep 💤 mask, don’t wake him up.
In a World 🌎 of his own…
We need to reopen Alcatraz. There has to be another place in our country for dangerous repeat criminals. The White House only has so much room.
All American Trump Film 🎥 Studios Hey Don gonna make me a star ⭐️?
In the past, anyone who claimed to be something they were not was punished accordingly! 🔥 No false Kings or Popes‼️
…many other Hybrids have been created to accomplish the Alien 👽 agenda We are all in grave danger ‼️…
And now for something serious: What many of you need to know we are in the midst of a Alien 👽 invasion- Trump is non other than hybrid alien (conditioned and programmed to bring havoc and war to the world) We are all in grave danger ‼️…
Because of the stupid post of Trump on the White House account May the Force of Democracy and Good be with you
Every Dictatorship loves a Parade Army plans for a potential parade on Trump’s birthday call for 6,600 soldiers. Detailed Army plans for a potential military parade on President Donald Trump’s birthday in June call for more than 6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands.
The man with the Golden Oval Office Goldfinger He's the man The man with the Midas touch A spider's touch Such a cold finger Beckons you to enter his web of sin But don't go in Law and Order and Democracy will always win against injustice
…👆👉Plus all your favorite MAGA‘s Dolls- introducing a limited edition „Cuddly Trump Doll“ press once to hear all his favorite quotes and „Shy Marco“ doesn’t say anything and „Leaky Pete“ press once and watch his pants get wet.
In the space of a few hours, Donald Trump went from hailing America’s new “golden age” to warning parents their kids would have fewer toys — and they’d cost more. Yes folks: In the future, only one type of doll for your children “the adorable MAGA doll” Made in America 🇺🇸…
…much better The Emperor's New Clothes a true fairy 🧚♀️ tale.
