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An infrared satellite loop of Dorian from September 2, 2019 — six years ago. This is from the long forecasted period of flow weakening due to an upper level trough/weakness along the Mid-Atlantic coast. The storm was trying to stay as close to the edge of the Bahama Bank as possible.
September 1, 2019: An incredibly ominous satellite loop of Hurricane Dorian coming to a standstill over the Bahamas... at Category 5 intensity.
LOL I consider the autumnal equinox to be the Hallmark version of fall! It’s TikTok: no education necessary.
As noted in the article as well. I’ve been hearing chatter that, Louisiana especially, is “being lulled into false sense of security”. I don’t believe that but some people love drama. Historically it gets busy in the second week of September.
And now it’s two stormless years in a row!
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HURRICANE BLOCKER!!! for non-existent hurricanes. The hype is past Home Depot level bad.
And, Mike, don’t run yer mouth without knowing a little history. I already gave you some information.
Then shoot for three hundred - only you are stopping yourself.
I’m good. You didn’t laugh at that? This is not X. Sorry if my sense of humor was not… well, I dunno. It made me laugh. Besides, that guy commented with no context. So whatever. Keyboard warrior? I don’t know. Stupid, regardless. ‘Murica! See? It’s funny.
Are you the guy screaming in the video? If you are, great on you for being ignorant!
Oh the snow got me. Whoo hoo. What a tough guy.
It’s not your fault. You can’t help it. Thanks for not giving a shit - your opinion is wrong. Good luck!
Sorry. I work outside. New Orleans. Landscaping. I live across the lake. I catch treefrogs, frogs, toads, turtles and snakes and bring them home while walking with my dogs. I follow hurricane specialists. Basically not “with it”, just cruising.
Oh. LOL are there others!!??
In this time of being able to simply look things up (preferably with “-noai”) there are the FOX NEWS/whatever else whores that BELIEVE what they’re told and anything else is a lie… while THEY, them they’s, ha ha, are being lied to. It’s brilliant, actually. My father is one of those dunts.
Uh. In compliance with the screaming guy, I have seen that in my life: Steve Smith, Edmonton Oilers, 1986 NHL playoffs. Someone tell that guy to STFU.
Great pic!!!
What is stunday? Haven’t seen that one.
Curious, and I may’ve asked this in the past or you may’ve commented on it, if so I don’t recall, but they show the strong sustained winds magically stopping at the coast. That’s bizarre. For example: Ida had 110 mph sustained winds in Mandeville (125 mph gusts). Helene was a 2 into GA!
Just checking!!!
Generally 3s have a bigger wind field. I know not every hurricane (category) is the same size. TD Frances dumped a ton of rain in New Orleans (1998) and that storm center was very far away.
Of course. It’s usually the 5 part that is small. Ida was a 3 when she cruised by 40 miles W of Mandeville but the sustained winds were reported to be 110 mph with two rounds of 125 mph gusts, a high end 2 in Mandeville. Laura, Zeta, Olga and… well, a few, were around 60 mph.
???? Just turn on smoothing!!???
Plants and dinosaurs loved it when it was much warmer.
Obviously “fun fact” means FAKE NEWS.
Back to being pointless. Oops. It’s generally always been pointless.
Dying? Ho ho ho! Evolving! It’s been much hotter in the past.
Category 5 storms are generally small while 3s are huge. Obviously the bigger the eye the weaker but bigger the storm. People freak out about a 5 because they don’t understand the size. Katrina and Rita looked big on satellite but their 5 winds were, what, 10% of the size? Ida was way worse.
Temps in the sun are 120-130° in July and August. It’s really amazing.
This summer dew points have been in the high 70s with ~ 60% humidity during the day (except for a hurricane etc humidity rarely gets to 50% during the day; 100% at night is the usual). It’s been as close to a normal summer in YEARS. It gets below 80° I get chilled. I work outside.
Meteorological fall is September 1. Hallmark’s fall is the equinox. 90° is “brutal”? That’s HILARIOUS! 90° is a cool down in Louisiana.
Also the 28’ is bunk. It was considerably higher. Katrina made Mississippi Bangladesh.
Complacency is real. For some it’s earned, others are defiant or simply don’t believe (understand). I don’t leave for hurricanes. I was in Illinois when Katrina hit (visiting). My home wasn’t destroyed but it was unlivable until spring of 2006. I was home for Ida. That was really something!!!
I can easily spot the difference.
They voted for Trump! Well hell, how ASTOUNDING.
So convenient that DOGE isn’t doing anything about - oh, right.
Twenty years ago today, Hurricane Katrina (2005) made landfall in Louisiana. Four years ago today, Hurricane Ida (2021) made landfall in Louisiana. This animation shows Katrina on the left and Ida on the right over the same 24-hour period using NOAA Merged IR (left) and NOAA ABI Band 13 (right).
Oh the mess Ida left was a blast.
You left out Isaac!!! Poor 2012 Isaac.
Why is C-SPAN showing a liar?
Similar to 2024 - nothing exiting August (Ernesto fizzled on 8-20) and nothing until 9-9 (Francine). It got busy after.
“Is a given event the kind of thing that happens naturally, or not?” is probably obtuse. What’s the saying? For every action there is a consequence? Or “every action has an equal and opposite reaction” said from Newton and similar from others. We the people are part of Earth.
It appears that wx AI is better than regular ol’ AI (the kind that always lies, like Google). As long as it’s compared to/checked out against models… models are not accurate exactly. At some point it seems rather obvious that wx AI won’t be - it’s AI. AI can’t grow plants.
I anxiously await them having a disaster and crying about not being informed and not getting FEMA help. It used to be ‘you get what you pay for’. Many people have poo-pooed the saying of ‘They got what they voted for’ as if they DIDN’T KNOW. Not buying it. Nebraska is a great example.
The progress isn’t at risk, it’s dead as of October 1, 2025, aka January 20, 2025.
The arguments and statements of people on FB that say Katrina was a 5 at landfall with THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY TO CHANGE MY MIND is hilarious. Yes, avoid all information, just go by I WAS THERE and MY FENCE SAYS OTHERWISE etc… millennials: 100% out of touch with reality/facts.
I have lived in 2 willing states and two never states. I’ll take the never states.
I hear the quips about “no global warming happening here (MI)” or “If climate change keeps changing we’ll be growing coconut trees soon! (LA)” In LA we tend to get A LOT of rain during summer, 2024 and more so 2025 it’s been raining more heavily than usual when it rains intensely.That’s different.
Yep - so you can mess it up again!!!
No.
LOL wow!!! Obviously I had no idea of context!!! That’s hilarious!!! Holy crap I had zero idea! It had no reason to occur to me!!! I just saw the pic and… obviously you figured it out. Thanks for the laugh!
If they don’t achieve tilt it’s a short path!
Hot Pocket doesn’t purposely lie.
The Midwest properly represented by WEEK ZERO! Hilarious.
If they’re anything like the way Texas plates drive in Louisiana… no need to mess with Texas - they’re doing a great job of it!
The nursery industry uses the term “shrub” and in some states nurseries can be fined for using bush instead of shrub! I haven’t said “bush” to describe a shrub in eons. I’ve done landscaping in SE LA since 1994 as well as worked at some nurseries and it’s generally an extinct term for a plant.
It’s not the people of MS, it’s the religious government laying its hand on things because of fear that makes zero sense; a horse kicking knee jerk reaction with no consideration for consequences, they’re just “right”.
To complement excellent graphics like the one Brian provided (see quoted post), I crafted a storm-following animation of Hurricane Katrina (2005) using NOAA's half-hourly, 4-km multi-satellite merged infrared dataset called Merged IR.
Almost. The graphic shows otherwise.
Hope 100% say FUCK YOU.
“Oh it’s not coming here” I’ve heard (any TC between 1995 and 2024) from people in New Orleans etc (SE LA) about the cone. I tell them, that’s the center. What side of the cone are we on? Oh. Ida is a perfect example: Mandeville, LA got 125 mph gusts. “Stronger than Katrina.” Correct.
He LOVES couches.
WOW! Haven’t seen that until today! Thanks!
Hold up - what is PRE? I looked it up and found zero!
Some of you may recall Hurricane #Erin 2001, which was a large hurricane also sitting off the U.S. east coast. A weather satellite caught this stunning and haunting image of Erin on the morning of September 11, 2001. [1/2]
I remember hanging out on a French Quarter roof in 1995 for Hurricane Erin to hit and… nothing. The rotation of names… ugh.
The difference between tidal surge, often said to mean storm surge, and storm surge. An incredible misuse of terminology. Bay Of Fundy: tidal surge. Not tropical cyclones. Then the absurdity of saying “monsoon season”.
AI sucks no matter what. A fool’s crutch.
A friend in NOLA has the free MLB with TMobile. He’s a Cardinals fan. Games from Miami, TB and ATL to whatever in Texas are blacked out because they’re all Louisiana markets. ABSURD.
There HAS to be a way to record the in-the-sun temp. It’s 2025, not 1995 or 1975.
Temp is measured in the shade. In the sun temp can be as high as the 130s (quite a bit higher on a roof). Had a chat with Carl Arredondo (retired WWL-TV met) a few years back about that. It’s extremely inaccurate yet nothing has evolved for it to be known. I’m out in it, working, almost everyday.
A lot of HYPE for a storm not making landfall!!!
OKAY!!!!
Altman is, like, clearly, like, uneducated.
You are because no one else is.
You should ask that of someone taking estrogen pills. Perhaps some fat Indian. Or some skinny little ponce that lies incessantly because of watching too many YouTubes of Nexrad radar that drips like you create fake narratives with because you’re weak. You’re a rat, a follower. Nothing original.
No one knows. The atmosphere could turn, SST could be 100°; no hurricanes. Only be concerned with what IS heading your way, not what could be or other. Live your life. Sincerely, from southeast Louisiana.
Two of what right now?
You’re a dweeb. Get on X with your deranged people.
I get asked a lot of questions since I’m a wx geek in SE LA and I hear people say “HS 2025 is a dud” and I ALWAYS reply with: August 15 you will stop believing that. Obviously LA citizens have gotten used to an I or K named storm for 8-29. Okayyyy, whatever. 3 out of how many were 8-29? Oh.
Certainly there’s a market for tumble weeds on Amazon etc.
If it forms and becomes a major it will most likely “recurve” north like Erin. Might swipe some islands but they’re used to it. If it goes near Erin’s swath SST will be most likely be close to 80° by then.
I’m not reading your fake articles. Stop making fake comments about weather and you’ll probably be left alone to rot in your fantasy conspiracy world.
Go hump HAARP
Lose your binky? You ARE fake. Only a fake would respond to a hurricane blowing up with the gay ass WEATHER WARFARE fake crying. You’re “one of them” - the crybaby believe anything weather manips.
Fake. Go find some chemtrails to inhale.
A category 5 formed over 83-84° water. SST are 86° - 88° where Erin is going but will be a different kind of hurricane by then. Zero land involved for the hurricane itself.
Another tin hatter
Talking about its size, not winds. Very small hurricane.
Won’t last long, the SST cooling.
Faux LOVES the destruction of justice: its watchers gleefully voted for it!
Actual hurricane (winds) is very small. Not for long - she’s about to blow up!
Unbelievable footage from NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters inside the eye of Hurricane Erin. Simply incredible.
1-minute #GOES19/#GOESEast Visible images revealed mesovortices within the eye of Category 5 Hurricane #Erin.
“Mammoth”? It’s not a big hurricane.
I’ve been putting -noai and that works but I’ll do this one too. NO AI!!!
That’s crazy.
It’s wobbling. Some wobbles are bigger. They don’t go in a straight line direction.
WRONG. Erin is east of the Bahamas and north of the Caribbean in what is known as the ATLANTIC OCEAN. Y’all don’t understand geography obviously.