Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt

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They, as per usual, would be mistaken about what rioters do.

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Somebody throw a tomato at this puss and watch him melt down like Cartman

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What an asshole this guy is

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Donald Trump is a fuckin' asshole

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Fucking Trump and his ethos of Money For Me Me Me

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Congrats on being woke, asshole

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Michelle Williams was ridiculously good.

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"Ads keep content FREE for you!" *disables AdBlocker "PAYWALL, FUCKPIG"

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What a fucking freak.

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Oh man, the Bears media and fanbase melts down after a loss like Cartman on his birthday when he doesn't get yellow Mega-Man. It's why I kind of like it more when they lose. The tantrums. The tantrums.

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Buttoned-up, tie: Righteously pissed at the homeless Two buttons undone, no tie: So much empathy and compassion for some of the homeless

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"And I said 'No way, Jambo, you're Charlie Hebdo,' and I shot him dead."

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Tempted to... (Sunglasses) Sail away over there.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Lessopeso.

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Does Amazon Prime exist on Earth Prime? If so, who does the Thursday Night game?

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Groyt

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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

🎶Boy-diddlers....🎶

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Say it loud, say it louder, over and over: Matter matters more than manner.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

"Let's watch him take these twooooooo steps...will he hold the handrail like a sane old person or will he free-foot it."

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking of choices, Cox made the choice to sign open carry on campus into law, so there's that little nugget of shit for you

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The Building Wonderfalls Almost Anything Goes

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all about the Turning Point

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The fucking Cubs flew their flags at half mast. What the fuck.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all about the Turning Point, right

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit he looks like a potato in a wig

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

🎶It's the Krazy Eyes and Squarehead Shooooow🎶

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Loyola basketball is relevant again. And the Cubs won the World Series. (I know that last one caused the planet to spin off its axis and allowed Trump to get more people to the polls that day. Sorry.)

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A Black man wanted to give everyone health care but wouldn't prosecute war criminals. Oh, and Kamala has a gun.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

He probably thinks they speak Spanish too

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Just keep saying "We see you. You don't need excuses to be fascists. So fuck off." Three simple sentences.

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Judging from what he's wearing, It's a WORLD Coup, amirite *dad laugh*

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Fuck that. Goose, gander, all that shit.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

First responders ain't paid what they was no more

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The Eatin' Boating Song

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Not the same way the bullshit legacy media obsessed over Hillary's cold and Biden's mummified fucking decline, unfortunately

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If the other side fell a little later on, that would have been the best most Trumpian 9/11 tribute ever

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Why anybody would give that institution their time or investment right now is a mystery. Treat it like a refrigerator you see on the fucking street. Pass it by. Take it off every touring schedule. Let him sit in the POTUS box of a fucking canyon.

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Sure worked for Rush Li--ah, fuck.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

No

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

We remember... To carb up.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Hannity Syndrome: It doesn't count and it doesn't matter unless it happens directly under your nose.

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Not enough GOP mouths to be a nation of suckers.

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We cannot. It was a silly question.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

"WAIT, NOT LIKE THAT"

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Watch for the war on Venezuela to crest then end, and for the administration to find a POW in Caracas named Schu.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Hannity Syndrome: It doesn't matter unless it's directly in front of your fucking nose

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WATTERS (sobbing, checking his angle): Charlie Kirk had a family. Two females that, OK, he probably didn't respect, since, y'know, the VAAAAAG, but (sniff) he's the only guy I can think of who had a family! CULTURE WAR! BOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOOOO."

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I bet #47 was the same as #45. Just like Trump. But I bet it won't be the last one. Unlike Trump.

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NARRATOR: It won't.

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--Mrs. Ted Cruz, looking out her bedroom window

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

There's got to be a UFC tie-in possibility for something like that

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

What about little Sirhan, though

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

So let's arrange for him to win the Nobel Piss Prize

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Some asshole who belongs in a fucking parking lot, that's all

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

TORI BRANUM: "Guns are tits! Get it? For the kids!"

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's send the National Guard and ICE to park a tank on his balls

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"SO WHEN'S HE GONNA PAY E. JEAN CARROLL" "AND WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING AN UPPER LIP"

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Stephen Cheung looks great since he got a wig and stopped eating people

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Ehhh, Tom Cotton was pretty consistent and steadfast in his racism and bloodthirstiness

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Kudos to the lighting guy. Johnson looks about 6 years old here.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

"HOW ABOUT SHREVEPORT, BITCH"

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Rouge state?

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Who gives a shit. Defy a doom-saying pro-occupationist to show you evidence of a crime-free society or tell them to shut the fuck up. Then tell them you see their bullshit and it isn't about crime at all.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Head of DHS kills dogs!

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Arrest Clarence Thomas

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Lara Logan kicking herself on the regular

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck did they support him to begin with

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

That'll make everything better, sure

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Arrest Clarence Thomas

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Mike Pence's beliefs are fucking awful, but at least in terms of the political machine he was a pro

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Ask Segretti if he wrote it

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This Fall... Jalen Nailor is The Rural Juror #CHIvsMIN

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I didn't know birds had a #MeToo PR flack

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I'd say Sorkin is one of the worse things, but at least Daniels nails the monologue

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Except for Homan, I agree And the not prosecuting any of the W-era crooks And the not taxing the rich

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

So they gotta work the back channels to get him the Nobel, big deal

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

She looks like a hoor

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

We can proofread, too

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck that, stretch him in the sun and go to town with the salt

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Sucking for-profit prison dick for all that sweet for-profit prison cash

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

"Gay guy." Imagine being in the cultural wake of Adam Sandler and everyone I knew in high school.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

"If it gets me hard and keeps me hard, we KEEP DOING IT." --Stephen Miller

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Fuck him. In prison.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

"Siri, what would a 300-pound bag of shit look like if it grew up to be a real boy, and that boy grew up to be a fuckin' asshole?"

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he dead?

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Grenade launchers are relatively cheap

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

So people who engage on that fucksite need to come back at him and tell him to fuck off, eat shit and bark at the moon. Why is that so hard?

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't be Trump, the hand doesn't look like a pizza

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Asshole is just waiting for Tapper to finish so he can say no. Tapper could have said "Do you think it's bad science to shove Corn Chex up your ass" and he would have done this same bullshit. We had no idea Dr. Vinny Boombatz was Black all this time.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Cram a few more racist adjectives on screen, you fuckholes. Your audience can barely read anyway.

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

As if this administration gives a shit, the courts suck his dick every day, especially SCOTUS

Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Grenade launchers are relatively cheap

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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt (@tommytimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is he saluting HE'S NOT IN UNIFORM AND NO ONE IS SALUTING HIM WHAT A PERFORMATIVE ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLE

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"Siddown, ya fat fuck"