YOU’RE TAKING TOO LONG!
A Residential shit poster and frootloop who is currently inside your walls.
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YOU’RE TAKING TOO LONG!
Team cherry I’d have paid 60$ for this and not asked questions. BUT 20$! You absolutely spoil us rotten you know that.
Tenna jumpscare
Can people stop for a moment and just send their prayers to the workers at the onion. Life is gradually becoming impossible to satirize because of how ridiculous reality is now
Let it be known that there is no powerful motivator greater then sheer spite.
Let it be known DR Doom is canonically on Santa’s nice list
I’m serious in most shonen anime it feels like it’s way more difficult to stay weak then it is to get stronger
5 year old me walking into my mom’s room after having a nightmare
Only because it’s the same good console as a base with a small overpriced improvement. The switch 2 is a fantastic system, but it’s surrounded by so much greed it holds it back from being a preferred choice over the steam deck IMO.
When I die don’t burry me in a box or burn me into ash. Use my bones to use in the melting of metals to forge a Zweihänder. That way I can get a positive K/D ratio after I’m dead in order to get into Valhalla.
I can’t unsee it
I dunno why but the idea of comparing Bernie Sanders to the pandemic makes me think of his face just being put onto a tornado and that legit made me laugh
So about Super Sayian 3 Vegeta. I’m going to be honest I can’t take him seriously looking like that. Man’s hair line has its own fucking air space. Goku’s Super Saiyan 3 was already silly to look at, but this… it just looks flat out ridiculous. It’s like that yugioh ricepirate animation.
They not only gave him a red lightsaber but they also deal in absolutes…
So many people could easily close your wallets and use that money tap to encourage change. You’re not “sounding like a boomer” for being pissed that people don’t understand the actual importance of voting with their wallets bud.
My dad literally sent this image to me without any context… I think he’s starting to comprehend my broken humor.
I wish this game got a remake. The story was absolutely fire man.
I… I don’t have the context to get this. Can someone explain to me what this is all about, I literally just saw this tweet on my feed and got confused.
The counsel has gathered
Poor brain worm is definitely starved
Just swap Wii party for Mario party 8 and I agree
Don’t tell me what to do!
pumkin derry pumkin scary pumkin fall off the wall with a little pumkin with a big pumkin and the big pumkin calling on a broom and the little pumkin calling on a little broom next to it
Bugs can’t finish the job soon enough.
Okay still a billionaire tho
If you see this, post your favorite Pokemon! I love these little soldiers.
OH NO!
What the bug sees:
That letter just reminds me of the opening of Mario galaxy one… you really know how to make even unnecessary apologies charming guys. Take all the time you need.
Yeah that sounds about right
Alright everyone check your scape goat bingo sheets for “solo dining”
Okay but the real question is what have you been playing on that steam deck.
Sometimes a day where you just do nothing can be fine. It’s not a requirement to do something everyday. Sometimes it’s okay to just lay in bed and stare off into space and simply exist.
Who’s that one person? youtu.be/ODfCVxVLqiE?...
Telling someone who is pissed to calm down is like telling a depressed person to just be happy. Like mofo you are not helping, you have a punch coming and you will 100% deserve it.
Who needs honest combat when you can pilfer a nuke off some gnome
Mushrooms as a plant are just fucking bizarre. They’re inherently parasitic needing to feed off other life forces to form, they can mess with your mind, some can literally make zombie bugs, and they spread out spores to procreate. And yet we humans gulp them down as either food or as hard drugs.
Classic sony greed and corporate arrogance on display here boys and girls
Putting this out there in case any federal employees are scrolling through. You aren’t powerless. You aren’t alone. There are some who want you to speak out & can help. #DemVoice1
They look like they’re about to explode
Bro if you are wearing one of those in a foreign country you’re just asking to get jumped. Man got lucky that he was simply publicly mocked.
Okay like I know that but on an unrelated note… this photo actually looks neat out of context. Like all the glowing stuff across the night sky just looks pretty. Kinda like stars themselves are shooting across the sky.
If a licensed professional could not even comprehend what the SPECTRUM in ASD means that man dead ass cheated to get his medical license.
Hey! Don’t disrespect jesters man they were not only the kings most trusted advisors and were the only people truly able to dunk on them. Jesters provided a service that was truly invaluable in their government where musk doesn’t offer anything and instead is just a bum high on ketamine.
Always remember to be patient. Even when your server is high off his gourd.
When we gonna get Bluesky community notes. This has nothing to do with ensuring misinformation isn’t spreading here, it is a byproduct of what I want. I just wanna see the way community notes will dunk on people over here.
I’d be supporting Costco even if they weren’t on the supporting list. That cheaply priced hotdog is perfection!
This looks like something straight from a Meatcanyon video
“Eh I can’t complain” I say to someone while trying to hold in my endless supply of complaints.
Yeah I can agree. And personally I really don’t feel like the goblins fit the whole Feywild personally. And as for the alignment thing though I do admit it does bog down the idea of the alternate morality of the fey. But I’m talking about the lore and not the mechanics of alignment with that.
Good is relative for fey. They’re not evil they literally have just an entirely separate morality system. It’s literally an entirely different set of morals due to the difference between the fey-wild and the material plane
youtu.be/j6aeSSKv7Sg?...
HEY!!! Don’t compare soos to trump supporters. He’s a genius compared to them. youtu.be/HAM2S0fy2LY?...
Don’t think I don’t see that queen Balatro you rule for that one.
Me: Trying to distract myself from the state of the world The internet: “HEY LOOK AT THIS HORRIBLE THING GOING ON! THE WORLD IS GOING TO SHI-“ Me:
I’d prefer being boiled tbh
Khajit has wares if you have the coin
Doomscroll intermission: my Seattle backyard chickens noshing on some hardy greens (sound on).
Deserved
I mean I dunno how just not spending cas for one day will do. But hey I can live without making a purchase for one day. I’ve done it before.
You mean WAS not your enemy.
To all those who are using that image function just to make text posts that use terms I specifically muted for my own mental health on here reach my feed. Kindly fuck off. I want to use this site to look at shitposts and cute cat images. I got ground news to keep tabs on our crumbling government.
Okay but can the couple also BE the giant mechs?
Would be better if the cyber trucks were on fire and destroyed tbh
If they did I’d take them hoping to get even more autistic then I am already. That way I can ascend beyond this mortal realm to rule autistic individuals as the god of neurodivergence
It’s only been about one fucking month and already my default reaction image to the government is just this.
Okay yeah it can’t be yugioh in that case
You sure you haven’t been playing yugioh by mistake?
Okay even if this is not true, it’s absolutely still funny
Bro is acting like not liking one of the worst Pokemon games to date is a sin he needs to confess.
If poker and slay the spire had a love child
Oof at least he wasn’t hit in the dragon balls.
I’m graduating college at the end of next semester in an estimated 4 year education. Not even my dad or mom could manage that. Casually flexing on my parents academic careers by locking the fuck in.
Reposting calls to action since it’s the least I can do. And I can at the very least muster up that much.
Autism is not a competition… but if it was I’d win
