i am "spooky" i am the master of s-plarp: spooky permanent live action role play 🔞Adults Only The draculas have taken the Capitol. How will you stop them? Him/He Degenerate Spookysexual patreon.com/TheWhatnaut 🔞 poorly labeled parody account
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I found love, compassion & a sliced loaf of garlic bread in the back of the grocery store on a crudely assembled scaffolding, labeled Discontinued Items. Supplies were dwindling even as demands rose from a star pilfered night where I found you asleep, & the apples reeked of bitter almonds
True patriots don’t ask others to choose between football and their funeral.
Beeswax? More like BOOswax kitchentableworks.etsy.com
spread the word too if you can, show this to people so they see them too. wish this was just a promo thing but i legit need these back! i dont really have money but i am for real offering a trade or commission if theyre returned! at the very least i want people to know this stuff is stolen property
White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller at the Kirk memorial: “You have no idea the dragon you have awakaned. “We will save this civilization and the West.”
A thing the Simpsons should really get credit for are their constant allusions to what a piece of shit Walt Disney was
Rooster, buys Dirty Dancing for me: That is the stupidest $5 I have ever spent. That is love, folks.
Hockey is nowhere to be found.
Is it another week of "resisting?" #thoughts #bears #resist #plarp
Sheeeee... is the very model of a modern trophy widow-ow altho the death of hubby was a twist she simply couldn't know for those of us with ord'nary lives, to stay home is our duty but she will lead her hubby's org, give talks, and shake her bootie!
paid a visit to the river styx this morning
@gtconway.bsky.social has nearly 1 million followers on this platform. That's an army. Enough to peacefully and patriotically take over the Capitol. This is not a matter of psychiatric treatment. This is an infestation of #draculas & requires physical effort. #AllegedNation #draculacracy #plarp
If I’m murdered in public, please use my funeral as content.
It still counts as listening if you read the book version of the audiobook.
This is a wise choice. My devotion to pacifism is mostly untested. There are plenty who will do war without thought or remorse. #FilmSky #Witness
This is a wise choice. My devotion to pacifism is mostly untested. There are plenty who will do war without thought or remorse. #FilmSky #Witness
No. I am illiterate. Please cease your mockery of me.
You like to be hugged by widows?
👁️👁️ Pics of Chreestians working themselves into a frenzy. apnews.com/photo-galler...
#トリップホップ #アブストラクトヒップホップ #MMRコラム 1990年代のイギリス・ブリストルで生まれた トリップ・ホップ（Trip-Hop） は、ヒップホップのリズムを基盤にしつつ、ダウンテンポ、ダブ、ジャズ...... 続きはこちらから🔽 monumental-movement.jp/Column-Triphop
Also too, tho:
Hell. Yes. #Savings
OTD in 1939 the German–Soviet victory parade took place in Polish town of Brest-Litovsk. As allies, we celebrated liberating Poland from the Poles
Spent a bit of time on Mum's phone yesterday, as she wanted me to figure out why the battery usage was so high. Incidentally witnessed the sort of propaganda people like her are being hit with daily, and she's just not in any position to resist it despite having a queer, disabled daughter.
Guy who read that weird memo about Charlie Kirk's superhuman neck and starts an intense kung fu training regimen for his neck. Every day he's doing 500 neck crunches, he's subjecting his neck to progressively more powerful blows, etc. He's crying into a shaman's arms behind a waterfall
Liberals when fascists announce their intentions to strip millions of people of their human rights
The Refugees, 1931 by Polish painter Tamara de Lempicka #womensart
PHOTO OF THE DAY: The 2 people used in American Gothic by Grant Wood stand next to the iconic painting. They were Wood’s sister, Nan Graham, and his dentist, Dr. Byron McKeeby (1942). 📷 Cedar Rapids Museum of Art Archives
this is umberto eco's essay on fascism. whoever you are in 2025... wherever you are in 2025... it's worth your time to read it. theanarchistlibrary.org/library/umbe...
All this talk about rapture but my question is will anything be going on sale
If you put a gun to my head and forced me to pitch a "What if the South won the Civil War?" story, it would be Jake's idea below, followed by "Black insurgency takes over the collapsed Confederacy and goes to war to liberate the United States from its white supremacist government"
"haha don't worry, it's actually an Iron Cross from the *Clone* Wars, not the Galactic Civil War — which, by the way, there are a lot of misconceptions about..."
AAHHHHHHHH
My theory as to why we are seeing a simultaneous rise of autocratic rule is because of the imminent climate disaster. They are consolidating wealth so that they can insulate themselves while we all burn/drown/starve. The collapse of the Atlantic Gulf Stream is barely a murmur here in the UK.
"I'm not a master; I'm just a hard-working filmmaker. I would like everyone to see me as a friend rather than a master." 🔥🎬 Hong Kong action legend #JohnWoo is 79 today. #Film #Directing #Filmmaking
This is the object that prompted it
What is leaving Connecticut, Alex?
Whether you spell it as "hock" or "hawk" I'm not buying it. #handsaw
like if you talked to one person who really loves you today, you're more deeply tied to this world on every level than the guy whose funeral is on twelve jillion television stations
Now that you've canceled your Disney+ subscription, you have some extra gambling money.
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STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY
One way to have a lifelong jubilee is to seize the means of production from the #draculas that require you to stay in debt. #Jubilee "The term comes from the Hebrew Bible initially concerning a recurring religious observance ... that notably involved freeing of debt slaves."
George Sherwood Hunter Jubilee Procession in a Cornish Village (1897) oil on canvas
Thomas Aquinas defines the beautiful as that which slurps the eyes shit up crazy style
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hell yeah
Used to have most of these...
So there's nothing to #resist, then? Motherfuckers, the fact that it's staged is why you feel like your staged "resistance" is worthwhile. And then you buy more bullshit from Bozos because it takes more than one-click to do a #generalStrike. 👑 🧛♂️ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #AllegedaNation #draculacracy #plarp
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a nathan comic
V-Ger is back baby
Honestly it's a solid strategy to turn the 7 people who showed up out to overflow so they could say there was a million people inside a venue that only holds 60,000 when there weren't even 15,000 in attendance
man fuck you
Not for nothing, but McCarthy had been a relatively obscure senator, not the President of the United States with a compliant Congress and SCOTUS and McCarthyism STILL lasted four years and ruined many lives. Fevers break, sure, but sometimes only because the patient is dead.
Now I want to watch some un-boxng videos.
i think one thing people have a hard time grasping is that the central figures of the trump administration are not bad as in "the worst republican blowhard you know," but bad as in "the worst people you have ever heard of." donald trump is a serial rapist whose best friend was a pedophile.
Isn't eating a horse what wore you out in the first place?
Didn't eat there, but I did pass by the little shop at Cracker Barrel wearing this shirt, designed by @travisknight.bsky.social
this is why those tiktoks of china and americans going on Red Note worked so well by the way.
Oh no, I'm not eating that girl's "ice cream" a third time.
Yeah, like I was totally wrong about what Coin Flip was all about. They just changed my precious cash into crypto and then said tons of anti-Islamic stuff.
If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.
Today we saw a fascist Gesamtkunstwerk, but done the right way. by Ezra Klein
Yeah, but that's for the fancy folks who don't drop all their gear to their ankles at the urinal.
You wake up in your nest. It was all a dream; you have no idea what a “shitpost” is. As the concept of a “banger” fades from your mind, you look at your brood mate. It's 150,000 BC; you're a Silurian Lizard Person. It's time to build the pyramids.
reply with a selfie/pet pic and i’ll surprise you with some kind of edit. i’ll do as many as i can within reason. tips are cool but not mandatory. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin
So are they just going to start doing White Christian type mass murder and that's their version of the rapture? Are they not armed to the teeth and ready to get some vengeance? Is this not all a prelude to bloodshed? Did they not already attempt to stop the democratic process and succeed? 👁️👁️
have you ever really wanted to strangle someone but they were three feet taller than you so instead you bit them to death?
Things aren't good. Now is the time to try lots of different things.
FYI in case this applies to others: I got 2024's Disney & Hulu Black Friday deal & thought it expired later this year around Thanksgiving but it turns out the deal was for a reduced monthly rate, so I was able to cancel my subscription today, two months earlier than expected & I let them know why.
I know it's hard to do but you have to tune out the constant & I mean constant torrent of criticisms on social media re: activism & organizing. If you don't, it can stop you from trying to do any activism or organizing. Most of the critics aren't doing any organizing themselves so keep trying things
Worm preparation
bonne année
Does intent even matter once the rule of law is replaced with whimsical persecution? And since the NSA is only monitoring our behaviors, which are somehow distinct from ourselves, why be paranoid? #B'skyMegaDungeon #panopticon #foulBulgingEye #plarp
Places give me the creeps
please stop saying shit like "real christians don't do this." Real Christians do. They're sitting there right now doing it. They joined that kind of Christianity with the explicit intention of doing exactly what they're doing right now.
Most people aren't that bad. They're not that good, either. They just sort of are.
One thing I am realizing about this administration-- not just Trump, but his underlings-- is that they all think running the country is functionally the same as being able to have everything they want, all at once, immediately. There is no strategy, just naked expectation of instant gratification.
Not an argument per se, at least not on my end, but:
If you’re a person with disabilities, and especially if you have autism, please try and save some spoons for tomorrow. Be gentle with yourself. Take breaks. Rest and recharge. Whatever big announcement RFK Jr & Trump have planned will no doubt harm our community… so let’s look out for one another.
A wet t-shirt contest, but it’s just me sitting there with melted ice cream pouring from my mouth because I’ve fallen asleep mid-treat again
Caribbean Reef Octopuses 🐙 hand sculpted from clay 🎨 #ArtYear #Art #ArtGallery #Sculpture #Octopus #MarineLife #CoralReef #ArtSale #BSNM #Invertebrates 🦑🐡
@joeroganhq.bsky.social @joerogantop.bsky.social the left wants you to join them as a podcaster but I think the left is mostly shit and you'd do better as Joe Rogan, First King of Texas. #LiberateTX If nothing else, this shared narrative of a collapsed nation is boring. Be a king, dawg.
Is this an occupational hazard? My spirits have increased since I stopped paying attention to the dracula mind poison being pumped at me through screens constantly. You can't fight the draculas when you keep commenting on how unbelievable all their bullshit is. 37k followers you have. An army. 🤷♂️
tricking billions of years of evolution into being on the computer
Reminds me of that time I took tethered swimming.
"But that's -your- name, dude." -Donnie, who was NEVER out of his element.
Because the far right takeover of media has occurred globally
This is like the time the dems lost the midterms and I sent Obama a custom made "VETO!!!" stamp and I want my money back. @barackobama.bsky.social you owe me $25 worth of eggs at 2010 values. That 25 dozen eggs. Thanks! I voted for you, but then you talked nukes at your peace prize ceremony. 🤷♂️ 🧛♂️
It's a bastard, yew berks!
there's always a John Waters quote, it seems
Don't yell at Robert Reich. Don't yell at Robert Reich. Don't yell at Robert Reich. He's doing his best.
Former elaborator here (don't ask)
People watch MSNBC?