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torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

You can’t build a brand off of “7 hours of commercial free football” and then add commercials. I hope no one watches. Bc I’ll prob still watch 😡

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

So did your Jeter

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t even have a shortstop

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

My new seats are behind the net now. Problem solved.

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

What if you have a kid at home?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Shall you go?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

Put a roof on that bitch Yankees

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

And learn how to vote properly

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Felt like pitch com screwed him up

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Ever seen schneid and walker come out together not for an injury?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Should locked this loon up when you had the chance

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve circled the sea/SF/SD road trip for next year

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Right there too

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t believe you haven’t seen em all yet!

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

+1 for curt

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

Some awful baseball. Let’s go

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Moving space to Alabama from Colorado zzzzz

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Or maybe that’s the goal

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d rather sing Macarena

Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) reposted

Concerning Trump‘s press conference today… In light of the Epstein survivor testimony expected this week, take whatever you’d expect Trump to say, raise it to the stupidest exponent imaginable… Then double it.

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Who?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

What choice they have?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

People requesting a view that doesn’t include Dave

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

This FO loves hunting lightning with bottles

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

So so good

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

Help us Trey Yesavage. You’re our only hope

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

Watched the toronto and Montreal mls fans in full cosplay mode outside the stadium. Give me a break fellas

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks to Coughman

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Made me laugh fwiw

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a good one!

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

If fish had toes

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

The same people who thought a state/fed deadlock would end peacefully and a scotus that is untouchable

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

Woah players who wear Rawlings gloves are favored for Gold Glove?! Scandalous @thewalkoffpodcast.bsky.social

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I think folks would dig it. I know I would

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

@johnfugelsang.bsky.social ever do shows in Canada?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

That was me at goose

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

Bieber looks a bit like Steib

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Was a made for tv interview in the first place

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Any Vlad news?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Any news on The Impaler for tonight’s game?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

I want a corgi named Semolina

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

For sure

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what Abbott will do

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Mortgage fraud

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

So tired of everyone’s grievances

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like someone tried to design the worst system they could

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Trey Ye a legit bullpen option for down the stretch?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Prove them wrong

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought about it but decided to play it on the nose

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Yasser

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

So give it to him. They’ve given it to a literal terrorist in the past

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to open a baseball themed taco restaurant in Tamarindo Costa Rica called Oppo Taco

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

100% yes. But is my couch far enough away?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s how it happens. People get ground down

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Hallelujah

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah we did the latter unfortunately lol. Groceries shocked me the most. I guess if you lived there you’d go to different places. Let’s get phish in Tamarindo

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved it too. Did you find it super expensive?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

Happy tab day

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s the worst

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Who bat flips a walk!?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it a good sign that he felt it in the first and not just on the stretch?

KellyElizabeth (@kellyelizabeth13.bsky.social) reposted

A sitting US President ‘jokes’ about manufacturing a war to stop democracy and stay in power. Crazy how this is not a MUCH bigger deal and will instead be forgotten or dismissed.

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Just broke a nut

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t see him pitching this season. But Trey Ye will take his spot.

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Brent just said Bo doesn’t have plate discipline. I just can’t listen

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Was a wild time feels like 6 lifetimes ago

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Confusing headline

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Iw@ts

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine hating me just because I asked if I could f your face

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

When pickup trucks are self-driving, how will their drivers be able to express themselves?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Shocked I tell you. Shocked

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I know exactly what you mean

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Or dumb Jim Comey. So much dumb luck

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not a Bernie bro but could have just as easily been a different shock to the system in 2016. Thank you DWS who know one talks about enough

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

So universally unlucky.

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

No I’m wondering how dems are ever going to take back rigged elections and return life to normal

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I meant dems/demo

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s no real way back is there?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Dozens are now 11

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

But the eggs are cheap at least

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

He loves it

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

They know how to fix it they just don’t wanna

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully you all still get your cheap eggs

Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social) reposted

Breaking News: Trump Refers to Alaska As Russia—Confirming the Kremlin Claim to the State—Saying That He Is "Going to Russia" to Meet Putin, When He Is In Fact Going to a U.S. State

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

@snblair.bsky.social you don’t like Bichette’s defense? You’ll be begging for it when you see 4 years of Gimenez offense. Running speed?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

Booooo

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Did no one read Pete’s book??

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

They won’t

The Walkoff Podcast (@thewalkoffpodcast.bsky.social) reposted

BASEBALL TOWN IS TOMORROW!!! It’s going to be a blast, the BLUE JAYS are off but you don’t have to be. We’ll be talking everything Jays www.eventbrite.ca/e/1481898581...

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

The oceans only a lot of drops of water. The land is only a lot of grains of sand. The people of the world all love the same way, we gonna break the walls one day and come together

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Respect the dark Star

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Can they refuse to serve pedos?

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

They gave it to a known terrorist before. It wouldn’t be a first

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Do I smell a bet in the air??

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social)

Take. All. Our. Prospects.

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

No sweat. Pitching prospects suck

torontojeff.bsky.social (@torontojeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Stroke of brilliance