Pretty sure that this was Huangfu Song's exact thought process lmao
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Pretty sure that this was Huangfu Song's exact thought process lmao
The cartoon doesn't even do the signs right. If anything, Rahm is the enemy and he's pointing at a dragon for no relevant reason. Good job, Ermanuel Rahmmel
Same, and I only made *one* response! Just that I didn't want to vote for anyone who associated with Bannon! Blue MAGA prefers the likes of Steve Bannon over trying to protect minorities
Looks like their answer was the latter
And I'm not voting for anyone chummy enough to sit down with Bannon and have a chat about tHoSe viLe TRaNSeS
Casey, please! I have $0.00!
Doesn't care about trans people, doesn't care about the environment, or the other massive harms that AI have inflicted upon people already. It's laughable that she even considers herself a Democrat
Nice deadnaming you're doing there, person who is tooooooootally in support of trans people!
the "twin" towers weren't even finished on the same year. they weren't twins, they're just boring ass sibling towers
*monkey paw curls* *it's now seasoned with starbucks pumpkin spice*
More like Jeff Lazyrus, considering the quality of his posts
I am second-hand shriveling up inside just reading this
it wasn't enough for Dong Zhuo to replace Emperor Shao with Emperor Xian, he had to get his strategist to poison the child to death 😔
That one could work maybe
I think half of everyone has been suggested to be the Kong Rong of this era at this point Kong Rong has to be funnier than Slotkin, I think. As much of a terrible failure he was at leading, he had the gall to make fun of Dong Zhuo and Cao Cao
oops sorry for equating politicians to people who existed 18 centuries ago, I should've spent that energy on personally going to Washington DC and shoving a got dang cheeto out of the white house
Tom Clancy's Nancy Drew
the right to not be blamed for every mass shooting regardless of the gender identity of the shooter? the right to exist in public without people screaming that you're a different gender? the right to have someone like yourself appear in media without it causing a total chud meltdown?
There are a lot of people who will draw comparisons to 1930s Germany and equate Trump to Hitler. Hitler put more than just Jewish people in concentration camps. He put trans people in those camps. And gay people. Do not pick a candidate who agrees that some of these people should be put in camps.
It's still three years before the next presidential election. Please, when trans people say that they're uncomfortable with your preferred candidate because he's been listening to and agreeing with transphobic talking points from the right, listen to them. Pick someone who's better on this issue.
The right-wing's constant barrage of vitriol towards trans folk for the past 10+ years but ESPECIALLY today in wake of there being a trans mass shooter (an incredibly low percentage of mass shooters in total, they're almost all cis!) should be reason enough that the Dem candidate must not be Newsom
so you're admitting that trans people will die under Newsom and that you'll be fine with it? just because it'll happen more slowly? what the actual fuck
not to mention his absolutely psychopathic stunts where he goes and destroys the belongings of homeless people. it's not just one issue and he's definitely gonna become worse
That "one single issue" is PEOPLES' LIVES
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And it's your fault for driving leftists away when they're (presumably) so important that they could win Democrats the election. Enjoy never getting our help again, I'm sure you'll be back at brunch in no time
love too pretend that people can't scroll up to see what the topic is
I've styled my account after wizard101 but I post more about the arkham horror card game than that. whoops, I guess
weird for you to be having a good time because of a school shooting, but ok
Coalition forces rally against Dong Zhuo. Sun Jian marches against the enemy, Cao Cao marches against the enemy, even Wang Kuang makes a move against the tyrant. Liu Dai, however, has his sights on... *checks notes* fellow Coalition warlord Qiao Mao
the ocean that is depicted in this picture was drained to create this ai drek
the amount of green goes up, which means that the graph is true
If it's too early for a Sima Yi, there's still room for a Xun Yu, Xun You, Cheng Yu, hell even a Jia Xu. Cao Cao has lots of strategists
If he doesn't emerge as a Li Jue or Guo Si, then probably someone like Zhang Chao. Joined the Coalition with his brother Zhang Miao, would later betray Cao Cao and hand Yan over to Lu Bu. Also, lmao at this passage in his bio
what happens if you get the order wrong?
Diablo. I was like 3-6 years old. Nobody stopped me, except for those fuckign skellington archers that are super early in the game
Ok, got it, you'd side with the Nazis in the 1930s What the loudest, most bigoted people want, they get. How else will you elect Democrats????????
Oh, and that makes it ok to want trans people to be eradicated? Because lots of other people think that they're icky? At best you're hoping that Newsom is lying about his own opinions, at worst you are pro-genocide just to change an R to a D
"I can't be homophobic I don't quiver in my boots the moment I see a gay person" is a conservative attempt at deflection, nice™️ to see shitlibs using it as well
What does this have to do with supporting Newsom, who has agreed with conservative transphobia? There are other candidates who aren't as bad but you're ignoring them
"be careful who you repost" "I can't believe you just hired 23 assassins to kill me on the night of my daughter's wedding"
yeah he stole all my money. I still haven't financially recovered
I think Mike Johnson was assigned that, but I think there's enough failsons for one to be Dong Min and the other to be Niu Fu bsky.app/profile/shuc...
Dong Zhuo's forces were mainly from places with Qiang population so they had a lot of foreigners to begin with. But, they did have Xu Rong, who was all the way from around where Gongsun Du was, so he might fill that role of token foreigner
I think I just have to approach this from a different angle because atm a lot of these people are "uh it depends on who other people are" and can't figure out those people for the same reason
Zhang Yang I think would make himself known later, after Dong Zhuo dies there'll undoubtedly be someone willing to reach across the aisle with the most dangerous of conservatives. (This hurts to say, I kinda like this goober) Chizhi Shizhu Hou (Yufuluo) could be someone.
Pete may be Liu Dai given he's willing to throw trans people to the wolves similarly to Gavin Newsom. That... would make Qiao Mao really confusing Zhang Miao is dependent on who Cao Cao is, and none of these people are a Cao Cao. Same with Bao Xin. Zhang Chao is just Zhang Miao lite
I know we named Gavin and Gretchen. I don't know Beshear or Moore enough The rest, hmm I wonder if we're passed the time for a Wang Kuang or Kong Zhou, and they should be given to people who aren't relevant anymore We may still have a Yuan Yi, but who that is depends on who is Yuan Shao/Shu
Do you mean Niu Fu's adviser who betrayed him for Lu Bu, only to get immediately executed? Or the more famous Hu Juer who killed Dian Wei?
being so mad that i'm going back for a tweet made 9 years ago
Or, hear me out, we could run a candidate who doesn't also hate trans and homeless people just slightly less than Trump does Brilliant idea, I know. You can thank me later when not-Newsom is the candidate
Rejecting a candidate who has come out as against trans people *isn't* standing standing up for themselves? Lmao what do you want them to do? Thank Newsom for agreeing with Steve Bannon?
A man who was depicted as a virtuous man just by merely being a peer of Liu Bei, but historically was xenophobic, uncaring of his people, and corrupt? Sounds quite fitting for Stop, Gavin, Stop #justiceforliuyu
I'm not sure I see why she'd be Liu Biao
Perhaps we've already found this out and he's like, Madison Cawthorn or something
This is because we're currently in the year of c.190, armed with the knowledge of the historical records of the entire era. It can be difficult to figure out whom is the ousted Fan Chou from among the despot's subordinates while he still lives
Depending on how charitable you want to be to Bernie, he could be Lu Zhi. Mentor to Liu Bei, was almost executed for refusing to bribe a Eunuch. Was too old by the time Dong Zhuo rose to power. Dong Zhuo tries to have him killed, it fails, and he goes off to live as a Hermit for 2 years then passes
Part of the reason I was hesitant to suggest people like Huangfu Song, Zhu Jun, and Lu Zhi is because despite their role in the Yellow Turban Rebellion, they barely did anything about Dong Zhuo. I was not entirely sure if it's out of fear, old age, or deciding "Well that's the Han now 🤷♂️"
I have been considering Huangfu Song for a while but I don't think I got around to actually suggesting it for anyone. Highly successful against the Yellow Turbans, but when Dong Zhuo was around he wouldn't dare to do anything to oppose him. Funny enough, he did act AFTER Dong Zhuo dies
It does not feel like it's the middle of August. It feels like it should still be July which is good, the sooner this season fucking ends the better
He's reached his one good thing quota, so please stop asking for more good things from him 🥺🥺
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
Have you ever stopped to wonder why it is that everybody loves Raymond but hates Chris? Do you think that it's because we're doomed as a society?
finally someone says it
Dong Zhuo is concerned about the safety of the capital after one of his lackeys got his ass kicked by a 15-year old girl, which means that we have found our Sun Jian: 15-year old girls May they find the Imperial Seal in peace
Sick and tired of seeing this glasses owl commercial bird
Anyways, gotta go play some Arkham Horror with some friends. Some other people I was eyeing for this were Liu Dai, Gongsun Zan, Zhang Wen, and (it pains me to even suggest this) Zhang Yang, but none of those fit as well I don't think
Oh god is he Kong Rong? There's no way he's Kong Rong lmao
Remaining in the realm of coalition warlords, there's also Kong Zhou. He was skilled in this thing called "pure conversation" which sounds like some useless nonsense, but he was a terrible military leader. He would vanish off the face of the planet almost immediately after the coalition was formed
His recent ALLCAPS CRASHOUT posts make me want to select a warlord who goes batshit insane. Yuan Shu is taken. Is Yuan Shao taken? Tao Qian would almost work, but Tao Qian was a good person before he started working with unsavory characters, whereas Newsom has always been kinda shit it seems?
Did you know that Yu-Gi-Oh! has their own take on the 3 Kingdoms? Modern Yu-Gi-Oh! is too much for my oldschool brain but the Ancient Warriors archetype was pretty fun
I dunno, I think Charisma is already normalized. Being able to have two allies in play at once is sick
learning astrology bullshit so I can ask someone born under gemini all of my questions instead of this bullshit liar robot
That would be it. Fartlow encapsulates Han Fu's paranoia more though, in hindsight
I think I remember hinting that someone else is Han Fu, but boy howdy is this some Han Fu behavior
reminds me of the Portland scenario in Sim City 2000 where a bigass volcano just appears in the middle of the city. gotta watch out for stealth volcanos
Dong Zhuo's generals are an array of Lu Bus, Hua Xiongs, and Hu Zhens. The coalition forces shouldn't fear running into a Xu Rong, yet they do
Roe v. Wade was overturned under the last Dem president, and they just let it happen
There was one time that I gave in and tried Evony, only to be hit with the absolute horror that it was actually a Travian clone masquerading as a simple puzzle game
Xiahou Mao would work as well but I don't think anyone wants to assign XIAHOU MAO to somebody like this
I hate it when Sun Quan invades Jinyang, what are you doing over there?!
After passing out and some checking, I think that perhaps Cao Shuang fits this description. A regent of Cao Fang, who did terribly. Saw co-regent Sima Yi win popularity by scaring off Wu and tried to attack Shu, but got utterly wrecked. Then Sima Yi ousted and killed him in a coup
The answer is...! Neither! It's some secret third option that I am too dumb to know the name of
"Zhuge Liang is on the enemy team" -Wang Lang, who for some reason wandered into battle during the Northern Campaign
Time to play today's game of Is That Potato Salad or Coleslaw!
"It has you dead to rights" and it's just the AI is pointing out literal things like "he's saying that AI flatters your ego; I can tell because those are the words that are being used"
Stop phrenology today! Give me money! (I won't give it back)
The "I'm the only smart person ever to exist" schtick is really funny when they are incapable of making a single post without contradicting themself what party do cuomo and adams belong to, I wonder
Why would they make an entire webbed site for this? I can just talk to you here on bluesky
None that are particularly wild, and most of the particularly treacherous ones have already been assigned to people. Maybe Xuan Fan? Maybe Zhang Ji, who was one of the big 4 alongside Li Jue and Guo Si. Tried to stop the emperor from relocating from Changan, later died to a stray arrow vs Liu Biao
They keep sending minors to school all the time
We're doing that right now and your response is that we should all die, because we don't support the Democrats who want to be on the right of Republicans
looked up a guide for Threads of Fate because I was curious what the point of paying for the hotel was, and ended up finding The Bestiary That Tells You if Your Foes Are Trans or Not
Democrats are sooooo much better than Republicans, that when Roe v. Wade was overturned *under a Democratic president* they they uh they said it was bad
It's me, it's me right here
![A cut passage from a biography of Cai Yong, reading: ...appoint people of reputation and esteem to high ranks and positions. Dong Zhuo ordered Cai Yong to come to the palace to receive such a title. At first Cai Yong opted not to appear but after Dong Zhuo threatened to murder his family, Cai Yong decided to show up. Dong Zhuo graciously received Cai Yong and acted kind and respectful towards him. In the following month Dong Zhuo generously promoted him three times. Thus, Cai Yong once more became a Court Counselor. Lü Bu slew Dong Zhuo, and the Han forces executed Dong Zhuo’s entire family; even Dong Zhuo’s elderly mother. Dong Zhuo’s head and corpse were publicly on show in a parade through the marketplace in AD 192, where people kicked his body as they passed by. Only a single person, Cai Yong, mourned for Dong Zhuo. Wang [Yun]...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzk4qskyj2c7c5jtfhpgwy62/bafkreibmamzeoayi6gykcktbpphfbulv4yqgd6tzaafrim3medv6pjwtky@jpeg "Click to view full size")