Guy who's always trying to be less interesting than you: oh wow that doesn't remind me of anything right now.
Guy who's always trying to be less interesting than you: oh wow that doesn't remind me of anything right now.
I'm facing jonk in week 1 who only drafted mostly funny names half of whom aren't even on rosters. Lotta dignity on the line
i'd do this with a picture of rooty humping another dog but sadly i have to intervene usually before i can take a picture
She knows what nickname I have ready
the irony is because it's rain on your "wetting day". obviously
hell they let you make paneer in your damn sink these days
seems like one where it's very hard to disentangle old world/new world stuff. like yeah we didn't invent blue cheese or cheddar so idk how much credit we get. but we have good ones!
Well be glad you couldn't watch kerkering just now
I thought that Harper one was gone
there's no way lmao
humping is her way of saying "stop playing with that dog, play with me instead" and it is not approved
Surveying her territory before eventually having to leave for humping
My friend found the police scanner bulletin of my mom calling about Barkley and the skunk lol
It's good yes
One of the things that drives me up the wall is when people say students “need to learn how to use AI” to succeed in the workplace. It is EXTREMELY EASY to use a chatbot. That’s the whole point of it! You do not need training to type in the box! What are you even TALKING about?? +
Might have to follow a similar route
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Ancient Wisdom has fallen into desuetude; ignorance and folly pervade the public. We will fix this by creating a system of tradable property rights over Wisdom Artefacts to distribute Wisdom decision-making to stakeholders. And enforcing these rights with summary violence.
this lady needs to take a page out of my book and explain that her neighbor is kind of racist and then no one tells you to embrace community with them
love for her to have slightly bad diarrhea and pay 200 for the appointment, 100 for probiotics, 300 for "oh by the way while you're here her bordetella and kennel cough are due soon anyway"
i don't know if my mom was a shimmer fan. but i'll get her into it
feel like early 00s culture is not remembered fondly right now but was just thinking that for my mom the span from the o brother soundtrack through "not ready to make nice" she was probably like finally america fucking gets me
i will certainly take it
i think what's funniest is about this is like. jerry made it as clear as possible that the sticking point was micah wanting him to talk to his agent. doing a media tour to explain to everyone i'm a slimeball moron
hate the cowboys but i also hate the packers. i guess ultimately a net good here though
i can't believe it lol
it's so awful
i'll admit they are right in many ways. when they say they do just love hitler and want trump to be a dictator it does demoralize me quite a bit.....
silly but it makes me think of the new crop of rw starship troopers people. they know evoking the fascism/dystopia is particularly upsetting to people and it feels like a game to them. so if they say "yeah the movie is fascist propaganda...which i choose to believe is earnest and like!" they win
imagining calling fetterman over here and he personally picks up. now that would be something
while i had heard of it it's a little disorienting to learn that kpop demon hunters is both the most popular netflix movie of all time and multiple songs from it are in the top 40
i just want to tell them "you probably already know how to have an entry level job at a bank if they'll give it to you"
they ought to be teaching us how to do our damn taxes and calculate a tip. at age 21
not saying there is no progress to be made on upper level classes being more "applied" or "real world" but. when like a junior complains about this it's a bit like aren't you trying to work in finance or something. you're saying you want to take a vlookup class instead of writing a thesis? well
so glad he's in stoutland u baby
it's a cool paper too. it's interesting that different firms can use the same inputs and make way different amounts of widgets!! especially empirically estimating that fact
it was like a policy guy too. you don't understand, when i run my fixed effects regressions they're real because i yammered on about "strong institutions vs weak institutions" for a few paragraphs beforehand. but when you have an optimization model that motivates them that's crazy
saw someone do "this is just like profit = revenue - costs" in response to an econ paper about productivity estimation the other day. extreme dunning-kruger case
declaring bankruptcy after giving my child 7500 dollars per tooth
where is basil at on these topics
i saw a guy in a policy phd dunking on us the other day. bro you're running the same regressions as us!
economics 😉
We were saying it's too bad you didn't get chuba hubbard
@jonk.bsky.social the projections in our fantasy matchup would seem to favor me week 1
well who knows in canada
just put it as a prereq
alright i'll bite
i'm also not sure the claim is true. crazy people probably have read messages into earlier purely mechanical objects
it's up to the random whims of a series of about 25 people i think
it's awful. going to be a borderline case which is nice and stressful
putting together tenure binder and same
made the list baby
eagles got the 5 foot 10 300 pound guy off waivers. what a day
i believe i have also invented this before
Lmao
This is all without digging in on the first one. How "frayed" is not a pumpkin pun and that he WOULD be afraid
I don't mind too much if this phrase ends up being said by children I guess but it is a pretty strange context to introduce it
Guy who write a children's riddle book using AI and they're all about how pumpkins and witches have sex with each other
It really seemed like a nonsexual situation to me
Ok was discussing stock Halloween jokes for children in a group chat and here is Google's suggestion for "what did the pumpkin say to the witch?" The third one is so crazy
ok they also played this at my airport chilis lmao
i ate at an airport chilis a mere 3 days ago. a good experience but the limited menu was tragic
rooty was being so awful at the park today. i think she was too excited after some time off and just couldn't handle this one dog being standoffish. then she tried to eat grass the rest of the time
This is our place. We can do what we want.
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hate the hold ins ending. we need a prayer circle for micah parsons to get moved
simply has to be done. she doesn't deserve it
lol
very literally
😭 thinking about you guys
i didn't but i think my mom did. she said it was like the size of a small person
i guess we should be thanking the vulture
skunk corpse ended up in my mom's yard after barkley fight. she got the dogs rabies boosters so the health department doesn't care about testing the corpse so she has to pay 300 dollars for removal lmao. and while she waits for that person to come, a vulture showed up and skinned the corpse
This assessment from 2022 tells us so much about the state of the Democrats, none of it good. www.politico.com/news/2022/11...
Setting a perfect streak of never having pet rooty since I got her. And I don't plan to any time soon
Revenue departments as far as the eye can see
try weeks!!
recipe saying lentils will keep for "2 to 3 days." comical
lentil time
Pic please
Undoing any learning or broadening of experience from my trip with 3 hours in the Minneapolis airport chilis
Watching my sister play the fmv horror games. Phantasmagoria, seventh guest, etc
Worried he's done for good, seems like a high possibility with this surgery
Team looks so good rn too hopefully they call up painter and can still make a run
I figured this was coming since it's like. Well we can imagine why a pitcher got a blood clot lol
They gotta win this one for zackie
Literally*
So many of them do it little every video. It's the go to move
Whooooof
Getting in too late to pick up rooty until tomorrow. A tragedy
Derek Thompson writing an article about how we need to take seriously that the abundance agenda could include an abundance of non woke brands
I'm just laughing imagining the bloodless consultants behind the rebrand having to panic like wait what
It really is the basic thrill of knowing you're crazy and acting that way anyway
I really laughed at the conservative lady who asked rufo "how is this rebrand woke? Isn't it just a normal logo" and he went "details soon."
Lady walked up to me in the airport and asked if I spoke English. Said yes and she said "may I pray for you?" Didn't see that one coming. I said "ah that's alright"
Oh no. Wishing you both the best but this sounds like the week from hell
Lol. A photo essay
😭 I'm so sorry
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I get these too so at least one other hale and hearty young person