'how we supposed get 'lectrcity if the sun don't shine!'l?'
'i'm not even supposed to be here today...'
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'how we supposed get 'lectrcity if the sun don't shine!'l?'
their ignorance surpasses only by their arrogance
this is where all the anti-green energy mouth breathing MAGAts on FaceZuck get their 'facts'...
(if you're nasty)
(tbh, they know it's still summer...)
pretty sure he has a ramp to get in the golf cart at this point...
you mean the 3-hr verbal bukkake?
.@velshi.com βHead in the sandβ? Please. Part of the problem is limp news coverage that turns every Dem wobble into a five-alarm fire while treating GOP extremism as background noise. Thatβs what depresses our base.
i got MAGATs on the FaceZuck using 'he's 79 and golfing!' as a flex for why he's a healthy/virile POTUS...
'really stupid trump supporter' is redundant...
welp...that vehicle's practically a hearse...
she's been underrated and under appreciated since the day she arrived...
it's an epidemic
'show me with your fingers how many losses you have...'
gah...they're probably doing those damaging mulch 'turtlenecks' around the trees, though...
you can disagree with me on any topic, including politics...and there is a way forward to be civil... but this 20yo twat went the other way...
we're not about 2.5 miles from IRP as the crow flies, so not ENTIRELY unexpected this weekend...(i guess)
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and ππππππ
yay...fireworks...
oh...i marginally attempt/feign interest/preference... but if it's something i really don't give a shit about and she's gonna get what she wants any way... EXPEDITE THE PROCESS
and you can participate by just agreeing... IDGAF what our furniture looks like because she's gonna get her way any way... expedite the process
This should not be a thing in a normal society
and salads
this thing is so damn satisfying...
skip the 'we' and just agree
he's the plague in burnt bacon form...
find you someone who looks at you the way the burnt piece of bacon looks at the shriveled Cheeto
DAY-UM
5 years ago... his problem solving skills are still enviable and occasionally mind blowing... and yes, Forners curl their toes... #differentnotless
when is someone...ANYONE going to hold this asshole accountable?
what a gas! oil have to tell that one to the kids
this douchebag sounds like our Lt Guv
sooo... we dropped off #2 son at Butlet U... and #1 son decided to make it better for mom by making some art of her favorite animal...
umm
just sent my daughter what i want her to read while she spreads my ashes in Lake Michigan... how's your Thursday?
tracks...
guy i loved...LOVED hooping with for about a decade (shoulda/coulda) D1)... his GRANDDAUGHTER just moved into freshman dorm... condoms are your friends people... sex ed is YOUR FRIEND...
Dead-Eyed Travis Kelce Nods At Bow Tie Options For Cat Ring Bearers https://theonion.com/dead-eyed-travis-kelce-nods-at-bow-tie-options-for-cat-ring-bearers/
our Elvis doesn't push beyond the snoot... (we haven't had a cat in more than a decade...)
Just in case you forgotβ¦
it, indeed, doesn't well work...but it Is bloody...
#dark
Bar-tool
btw...there is no property on MV for less than 1M... why THE FAQ are you renting your home with a set of keys hanging on a hook inside an unlocked set of cellar doors...
(me, searching for appropriate supporting GIF...-nuthin-)
Obligatory from @theonion.com theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
it's been a while...since Aaron had a clue...
twats of a feather
we've been home a week...and the VRBO owner is pestering my wife about where we put the keys... if you have a 1M+ property on Martha's Vineyard you're willing to rent...MAYBE have a better system than 2 physical keys hanging on a hook just inside the cellar door...
i love her...
I saw this on X. Another tragic shooting and nothing is ever done!
BREAKING: Two children were killed and at least 17 others injured, including 14 kids, in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis. This keeps happening. We cannot and must not accept it as normal
the idiots who believe offshore wind turbines are killing whales are the same idiots who think solar farms are 'taking food out of people's mouths' and these idiots always vote
home of the Orioles
a really great day was when the 'hang' was better than the show... the Saturdays were a Mt Rushmore level hang...
my SS # was my student ID in college... posted on every professor's door with test grades...
blocked me..sonofa... hadn't even dipped into mom's basement/pizza rolls posts yet...
thank you for your 'service'
try me, π
right?! gosh, i hope i never come face to chest with lil pcI01712...
wanna bet, you precious little bitch? unlike Portnoy...i'm not a misogynistic twat standing on my tippy toes, coping with insecurity, pretending to be what i'm not... unlike YOU...i am who i say i am... you couldn't begin to handle me on any level you physical, mental, intellectual coward...
Alexa...show me a faceless, gutless troll...
i prefer idiots that aren't nearly as fucking dangerous
i heard it on a local sports talk show...
In a small town in County Cork, Ireland, a monument stands in appreciation to the American Choctaw Indian Tribe. Although impoverished, shortly after being forced to walk the Trail of Tears, the tribe somehow gathered $170 to send to Ireland for famine relief in 1847 [Historic Vids]
Bar-tool is for bros who think Rogan's too intellectual
Alexa...show me the most punchable face...
she stopped being a 'real reporter' more than 30 years ago... but if any...ANY current reporter called him out like this regularly/consistently... the cowardly twat would have repelled so frequently we wouldn't be where we are...
this
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unsolicited advice... never, EVER say to someone... 'i know how you feel' you do not... regardless of circumstances...
list this under... 'shit no one asked for' and 'exhibit 354 of Zuck looking like a douchebag but thinking he's cool'
Z'ville's always been nuts
smdh
Putin stepped on his hand while Trump was on his knees...
3 beds 2 baths 1750sqft just sold in. 'burg for 310k...
the store bottled cocktail sauce isn't anywhere NEAR the nasal experience of the in-house...
if you get the filet sliders at H/I then you've experienced 80% of SE...
how'm i doing?
to all the Indy racing folk...
BACK YARD!
i'm from the lowest pinky knuckle...
not nearly fast enough...
i can't imagine... there is some serious precision here...we were a titch early, was the 4th car in...fairly effortless...
move in day...hoo boy...
i'm not ready...
pissy bitch little boy in Twilight Zone (again)
manganese
i just listened to him on Conan's pod and he makes McConaughey sound uptight...
all...the...time
imagine thinking this is anything you need to watch, let alone appointment viewing...
Chaos Torgo 
