I feel like if we all took classes to be more like Dolly Parton, the world would be a better place.
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I feel like if we all took classes to be more like Dolly Parton, the world would be a better place.
OK two Chuck E. Cheese tokens, but not a penny more….
You’re not gonna put them on the shelf with the rest of your pepper collection?
Good to know.
That’s what I originally thought until one day she told me she couldn’t log on. I found out apparently somebody said something mean to her, so she said something back, and then the original person reported her. So she got banned for a day. That’s when I found out about all the unmoderated chat.
I had to be a bad parent this spring. We took Roblox away from ours.
^this. It pains me to have to decide which boxes to toss as I lack the space. I have learned to be able to stuff boxes into other boxes though.
I have a new friend. Be went out on the town.
Will they go “chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo!?”
Clint Eastwood’s Spaceballs
Phillies Karen
I haven’t listened to an old guy ramble about politics for a while. What the hell does Fox News broadcast?
What a steal!
I’ll give you Chuck E. Cheese token for it.
I worry about gold plastic syndrome. You have no idea what I go through each and every time I play with my Universe 2.0 Repugnus that I bought at the drug store back in 2008. If you had Repugnus, you would tread more gently on touchy subjects like this.
That’s why I stay ambidextrous
I seen that Bowser in a store and I was very impressed. I wish I was more into super Mario than what I was after seeing that.
$60? The underground world of antique metal signs is brutal.
If you think that’s creepy, you should see the search history on my phone.
Here is a live look at my posse on Bluesky.
I just found out I can’t go see Peter Cullen and Frank Welker at Steel City Comic Con in December. I have prior plans that weekend. It’s a cool thing/trip we are doing, but I never really wanted to it in the first place. So it’s biting me in the butt.
So far today, I haven’t got out of my car and yelled at anybody at an intersection for honking at my wife. It was a good run until yesterday. It was like 48 years and three weeks.
That’ll be about three fiddy.
My work week has gone to shit. It was a good outlet to that frustration.
I try spreading the Gospel one middle finger at a time.
So I just got out of my car at a red light and yelled at and flipped off some lady honking at my wife for not proceeding into the blocked intersection on a yellow light. In case you are wondering how my day is going.
Do you mean the urinal cakes?
Back in my day, we had to walk up hill both ways to the Hills Department stores and count out $9.99 worth of Pennie’s to pay for our Transformers. You young whipper snappers have it way too easy. hashtag spoiled.
I tried that. Our cabin ended up “a few miles” out of town in Deliverance County. We switched to a cabin in town.
And it’s been years, but I think I have a slight stress mark in one of my Arcee hands.
Yeah, I put the sword in it first time and seeing as tight as it was, I vowed that I will never see that sword again.
So I’m at $75 currently. Presuming I get three emails of bots that I bought that you’ve gotten emails for.
I’m gonna break out my weights and do curls.
Honestly, I just buy shit so I can pay taxes. I hear the more shit you buy the higher the taxes that you’re allowed to pay. Even Venmo the treasury department every now and then. Help lower the debt.
Plus tax.
I’ve been informed by my wife that I am also receiving emails. The good news is everything shipped. It’s only $115 including shipping.
Holy cow
Ohh I see that you put the sword in his hand. You have more courage than I do. Lol.
Boo!!!
Ooohhhhh, do mixmaster next!
Beside like crypto-bros, is there anyone that really likes Animated Sentinel Prime?
Why? He looks awesome.
You need to make a “how to” video some I know what not to do.
I use duct tape to fix my glasses.
GeeeWun!
I got a wooden sign at Dollywood on my honeymoon
If a Transformer farts in the woods and no one is around to smell it, does Starscream still want to be tied up and spanked by Megatron?
You left?
They get you ear hairs?
You get in yet?
I reported those once. Haven’t seen one since.
lol I try. Some dumbass in the customer service chain told the customer that “insert my name” is good at cartoons and that I can do this job that takes over 40hours. All the while all the other important customers need their stuff done.
That’s dedication by the way. Never give up!
I think my household is missing a donetello.
Management is learning that even when I work until midnight every night, I still cannot accomplish everything. Jokes on you!
I’m offended
I don’t know why I’m so antsy to get one when I need both of them to complete everything. Fuck it.
I think I missed out on Mixmaster at my local Walmart. They had Thundercracker. I’ve been going everyday for the last few weeks, and I didn’t go yesterday. I’m a bonehead. I guess I’ll just wait on BBTS.
Don’t threaten me with a good time. Bondage….. …and Candy!
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
“That’s one nice thing about the 707. It can do anything but read” - Joe Patroni
Nobody but Patroni could have gotten that airplane unstuck.
That “a” pose makes this thing look very bad. I know it’s just the pose and angle but, damn!
Furball Militia
If anyone needs to know, I will be remembering that one scene in Howard the Duck, where Lea Thompson crawls into bed, throughout the day.
No piss?
Hmmm….church folk… ohh I got it. You gave him a $100 bill, but it was actually a bible tract?
Holy cow! I’m like 20 days older than Graham. We are practically twins. I wonder if we ever sat face to face if we could finish each others sentences?
I was just about to say that the white inner robot, his feet flipped backwards instead of going straight down in that original picture. Causing me to think that there was that to allow for that then they put the feet backwards and then I seen this picture from DiaBrave Sid. And my epiphany is proven
You made fun of him?
The fact that probiotics exist means that amateurbiotics must also exist.
Imagine being so gullible that you just buy toys from Hasbro because they make them. smh.
I say Scavenger, but tax and shipping puts it closer to $32 🤷♂️
I use the couch.
I should know that.
There is a device that shuts off gasoline flow to older engines. I’m familiar with it mostly on older tractors. It’s called a “petcock”. Please refrain from childlike humor.
You wanna talk about eyes? lol.
Good lineup.
These new computers do run too much shit. Before I even open up Corel or Photoshop, I feel half my Ram is being used by all these dum systems programs.
Leo loves the pump.
I like transformers soooo much, that I bought a studio series TFOne Bumblebee because the shoulder joint on my prime changers bumblebee no longer works correctly.
Shhh…..don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Poor man’s desert! A classic
Shit I was happy here. Guess I gotta get used to the Florida heat. Who’s the other dumbbell?
Hopefully they screw up the address and send it to me.
The world in 10 years is gonna be lit. I feel like anti-vaxxers need to go take a field trip to the baby/toddler section of any older Cemetery, and be blown away by the staggering numbers of children that never made it past age 5.
Just so you know, I have zero desire to ever try one of those world’s quietest room challenges. I go crazy waiting in the exam room at the doctors office for more than 30 minutes. Hearing my eyelids move? No thanks!
I wore out all my cowboy boots. I was a Double-H man. My last boots were a pair of lacers. Then I switched to crocs.
I also had a closet full of pearl button wrangler shirts.
Well, I did prefer more of a bronc rider bend style in my hats. I did have a George Strait signature Resistol.
Legitimately asking for a friend. Would there be a reason that somebody couldn’t create a post here on bluesky but can still send DM’s? When they try to post they get “internal service error“ They’ve been able to post here before and they’re not a new account.
Are you gonna start wearing wranglers and a straw cowboy hat, and call everyone dickweed?
I’ve seen one big display. Most of the Walmarts around me are smaller. Heck, some don’t even have collector lines.
With social media, I become more aware of situations around the world. Like joking about not getting a toy in, while there are people homeless or starving somewhere in the world. Sometimes I feel like everything I like and do is pointless, as there are people going through something. Idk.
