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Alan Travis

@travisbl.bsky.social

Everton FC and Wigan Warriors following beer and wine consumer. Oblong born sometime cyclist, walker and golfer. Been doing missionary work in Yorkshire for 35+ years...

created September 5, 2024

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Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

I know. Gortex jacket thrown in the car. Barely seen any rain since March. Danced in it in Girona on Thursday night. I'd had a "couple" of Alhambra Reserva tbf.

3/9/2025, 7:18:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might be in charge of a little un, but you never know....

3/9/2025, 7:16:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ullswater boat trip is going to be a soggy one...

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3/9/2025, 6:11:29 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

As you do....

3/9/2025, 6:08:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

What reasons do the rulemakers have to ban trainers in 2025?

3/9/2025, 6:06:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

3/9/2025, 5:54:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Seville. No contest.

2/9/2025, 9:34:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phoar!

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2/9/2025, 9:18:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mrs T puts stuff on that the grandsons have grown out of. Proving quite lucrative for the young blighters😘

2/9/2025, 8:34:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct.

2/9/2025, 7:37:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After a long old day confirming Mum's left eye is beyond repair, we've headed to the Lakes toeey up with son, DiL and grandson 1 for a few days. Stopped for tea at Tebay. Now in our hutch at the Residence at Whitbarrow. Got a Lakes Brewery stash( chilling) in Tebay and currently sipping a Faith.

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2/9/2025, 7:22:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Snap!

2/9/2025, 10:54:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's some fried seafood and a Moritz from Thursday night to cheer you up. You'll soon by on another jolly. I'll probably be joining you on the house selling front as Mum unlikely to return home. It's draining but I'm off to join son, DiL and grandson in Lakes for a few days. Make on.

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2/9/2025, 8:30:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My two favourite bits of grub on last week's trip were a magnificent Spanish black pudding and padron effort in Girona. Whilst in France I succumbed to a rotisserie chicken and sauteed spud combo that seemed available everywhere. We ate some really decent grub and it seemed far more affordable.

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2/9/2025, 7:02:17 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if they do them in real touristy spots in Spainland. Not been to one for 5 years or so. The French have rotisserie chicken joints on every street corner. Not going to cut it for breakfast though.

2/9/2025, 6:34:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly my reaction!

2/9/2025, 6:32:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not quite the same in France or Spain as they don't do the sausage patties! It's all donuts and whatnot in Girona and similar in Perpignan, although there was a beefburger with bacon and cheese option.

2/9/2025, 6:20:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Going to binge watch it next week, when I'm.back home.

2/9/2025, 3:27:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Had identified a fancy boulangerie but it doesn't trade on Sundays. Nowhere else open near our Airbnb other than the rotisserie shop. Bad planning...

2/9/2025, 3:22:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah

2/9/2025, 3:17:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not much kip happening tonight. Not in a good way either. Just can't get back off. Mum's going to be told they're removing the eye that had had a speck of sight in it today. She's going to be totally blind again after a few months of hope. It's preying on my bonce.Boo!

2/9/2025, 3:09:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've just been along NB prom in Ken's. Absolutely fine. Hossy again with mum in the morning. Not too shabby considering my plane landed at Leeds at 11pm last night.

1/9/2025, 7:31:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:27:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Superb actors both. Highly amusing.

1/9/2025, 7:26:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just been to the cinema to see "The Roses", highly recommended. Cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman ⭐.

1/9/2025, 7:18:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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White Rabbits

1/9/2025, 9:19:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheeky, entitled cunts. Way worse than the worst of the Yanks in Florida.

1/9/2025, 6:27:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

I've encountered them a fair bit in Spain, The Canaries and on Malta. Utter tools. Helps understand why Putin is such a whopper.

1/9/2025, 6:26:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

We had 3 days in Girona, cheapish flight from LBA, the bussed into Perpignan, about 90km, for a couple of nights, then bussed back direct to Girona Airport for late night flight back. Highly recommend Girona.

1/9/2025, 6:23:41 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Girona is closer.

31/8/2025, 6:03:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sunday (a)

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31/8/2025, 4:48:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Does take the edge off tbf.

31/8/2025, 8:51:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seemed to be the security guys. Either that or each other. We were 15 paces away, voicing our disapproval. There were some seriously bevvied lads about late afternoon in the city centre.

31/8/2025, 8:51:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Le petit dejeuner.

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31/8/2025, 8:48:17 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was full on in two or three areas. The French riot squad picked a couple of big lads out and "dealt" with them.

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31/8/2025, 7:45:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First things first.... Shit, shave and shower!

31/8/2025, 7:17:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Load of Argy bargy at the rugby last night. I've no idea what started it off but is was very unpleasant to witness. Perhaps kick off could have been at 6pm and not 9pm. There were significant numbers of Wigan supporters much the worse for wear after 9+ hours on the bevvy.

31/8/2025, 7:17:02 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyway... We have to vacate our Airbnb at 11. Bus back to Girona Airport at 5ish. Plane at 9ish 33Β°C whilst we, basically hang about. Next excursion will involve more forethought...

31/8/2025, 7:13:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure is a refreshing change to have a functioning midfield. Keep that work ethic and width and we will be a right handful.

31/8/2025, 7:09:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fortunate to get the whole of the Wolves v Everton in a sports bar in Perpignan yesterday afternoon. Barring the two defensive lapses, what a performance. Energy, accuracy, skill. Couldn't quite believe what I was seeing.

31/8/2025, 7:09:34 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

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31/8/2025, 6:13:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not too shabby.

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30/8/2025, 12:29:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely breeze today. 30+ tomorrow though.

30/8/2025, 9:03:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ta

30/8/2025, 8:53:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot enough...

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30/8/2025, 8:01:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ole, ole!

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30/8/2025, 7:41:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Tonight. 8pm

30/8/2025, 6:18:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Splendid

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30/8/2025, 5:55:39 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sincere condolences πŸ™

30/8/2025, 5:01:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perpignan (a)

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30/8/2025, 4:40:10 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 8:57:19 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. It's a cracking spot

29/8/2025, 12:38:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not for me. T-shirt previously bought. Hanging around as our bus to Perpignan is not until 16.50. Full sun today so dodging from shade to shade.

29/8/2025, 12:26:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:31:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely shite!

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29/8/2025, 10:50:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Din dins incoming...

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29/8/2025, 8:05:47 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

Mercadona is a Spanish supermarket brand I assume you know that paella is a Spanish "risotto" style meal.

28/8/2025, 5:03:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New one on me. Not the best. Live and learn...

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28/8/2025, 5:01:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Protein is protein.

28/8/2025, 3:40:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Off over to Perpignan tomorrow. Maybe next time.

28/8/2025, 3:39:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couple of afternoon cervezas. Top drawer beers. Might have a siesta before a stroll for some grub.

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28/8/2025, 2:51:30 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 2:47:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno what that means..

28/8/2025, 2:47:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just had a Mercadona paella. Absolutely spiffing.

28/8/2025, 12:22:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stroked his last thigh. The wrong un.

28/8/2025, 12:21:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have my vote. Pisstaking bastards

28/8/2025, 12:14:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is very relaxed. Like it a lot.

28/8/2025, 11:43:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Girona (a)

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28/8/2025, 11:32:27 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Travis (@travisbl.bsky.social) reply parent

I know. Distraught scenes

28/8/2025, 9:49:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No sausage Mcmuffins FFS...

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28/8/2025, 8:53:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not on my chest ATM. Just absolutely tickly in my throat. Once I got a spasm yesterday it was tough to stop coughing. I'm lying in, barely moving in the hope it disappears.

28/8/2025, 7:39:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leathered

28/8/2025, 7:35:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who knows. I've not tested. My grandson has developed viral tonsillitis. I may have this one symptom from that. It's bloody irritating. Marginally less coughy this morning and managed a decent kip.

28/8/2025, 7:34:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tapas y bebidas I, officially, have the worst cough in the history of coughs...

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28/8/2025, 6:23:24 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hola!

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27/8/2025, 5:53:51 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Airport beverage.

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27/8/2025, 1:06:00 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spainland bound...

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27/8/2025, 7:38:25 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd have been more than happy to see him sign a new deal. He's got it all, when fit. Apart from actual finishing. Holds the ball up as well as anybody in the league.

27/8/2025, 5:57:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't watch. Was trying to get shuteye...

27/8/2025, 5:55:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9.30 -4 ISH Mrs T is full of cold, coughing and sneezing. I passed it on to her. LBA bound for a 2.30 flight Will see if there's any sign of DCL's penno in the clouds.

27/8/2025, 5:44:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bastard wide awake club. Coughing fit at 4am. Can't get back off. Bollocks. Going to be a long arsed day.

27/8/2025, 4:38:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Talked myself into a couple of Meers. Acorn Summer Pale. Bob on.

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26/8/2025, 5:24:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Magnificent.

26/8/2025, 5:22:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Small world..

26/8/2025, 11:38:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have we signed anybody yet today?

26/8/2025, 10:33:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Between Penrith and Kendal. Whitbarrow. Went same week last year.

26/8/2025, 10:28:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm Cumbria bound next week.

26/8/2025, 8:31:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrific.

26/8/2025, 6:53:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duly noted. Going in October

26/8/2025, 6:51:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3 too many for me. But then I've done my time.

26/8/2025, 6:50:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uncanny

26/8/2025, 6:48:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've shot themselves in the foot at every turn.

26/8/2025, 6:46:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like Corallejo over there. Few nice spots for grub.

25/8/2025, 7:27:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spainland?

25/8/2025, 5:38:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Upped the ante...

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25/8/2025, 5:04:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A gentle reintroduction to alcohol....

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25/8/2025, 4:28:45 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard to beat.

25/8/2025, 4:16:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daughter is fond of Scofferhoffer's, been this weekend and didn't drink all I provided... Apart from that I've got a few Faith, a couple of ciders and two or three of the loopy juices I got myself in a mess with on Saturday...

25/8/2025, 3:50:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I may reintroduce my system to a small alcoholic beverage in a minute.

25/8/2025, 3:42:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's hot, but not that 30+ malarkey, in the Shire. Foolishly cycled 45 miles this morning and I've not quite got myself sorted yet.

25/8/2025, 3:40:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view