My anti vax nephew sells dogs. They all get their shots. I asked him why he doesn’t give them seamoss and i’m the asshole.
Im just here to lie and laugh. Same as it ever was. Dont be over here with that serious shit. AND GO GET A VASECTOMY. #RaiderNation
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My anti vax nephew sells dogs. They all get their shots. I asked him why he doesn’t give them seamoss and i’m the asshole.
Cats be on that bullshit 😂😂😂
Ima pork chop
Eagles doing what they want
Holding meat by the bone>>>>
The plot of State Property:
We are so fuckin back lmao
raiders
We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...
TALK YO SHIT
Im just tryna help. I remember when my daughters wore 3T.
You try Children's Place?
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The Justice Department's acting deputy chief was caught on a hidden camera saying that the government will "redact every Republican" from an Epstein client list and "leave all the liberal, Democratic people."
Trust a big butt and a smile today. It’ll do you some good. 😊
I knew somebody was going to go there because I almost did, lol
BREAKING, from NY Playbook PM: New York Gov. Kathy Hochul will sign an executive order allowing pharmacists to prescribe and administer Covid vaccines to New Yorkers who request them.
This time it’s personal!- Jesus
got some sportsballs too.
Easter?
I like when the audible is some current day shit and they out there yelling, BEYONCE BIRTHDAY or sumn crazy.
We get 3 days of absolutely bonkers overreactions to week 1 games. And if the Cowboys manage to win tonight, woo buddy buckle the fuck up.
BREAKING: DOJ employee caught on hot mic admitting they will redact Republican names in Epstein files, RFK Jr. blasted by both Republicans and Democrats, Trump rescinds rule requiring airlines to pay you. All the news you missed today: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
whenever I make guac, I always let it sit for at least a few hours before I give it to somebody.
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shiiiiiiiiiiit, dont threaten me with a good time.
Cuz a narc never thinks they'll be caught. Be laying the trail the entire time like a Scooby Doo villian.
I'd also argue that the avocados aren't always ripe either.
Doin too much because he got that, "it's some music/business shit" card to play anytime without needing to add to it.
And they talk to much, apparently.
some PRESSURE in that bra.
Doesn't sit long enough for the flavors to meld.
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As a non cheater, I don't understand this strategy. Why wouldn't you just shut the hell up?
And now he already apologizing to Glo.
Neil Hopper’s legs had been injured by dry ice as he sought sexual gratification through self-mutilation.
We can see you, brethren
Told my grandma (who converted in the 60s) when I was in high school I didn’t like my odds of being in the 144k and she threw the rag she was washing dishes with at my head. She had a cannon arm from playing baseball as a kid 😭
hoodie discourse & we all 55 years old. please yall! 😭
Mind you the nigga look like God drew him with his non-dominant hand…
BRUH. Stalkers NFL Season Start Young Thug a Housewife Alot
Everybody in this administration is dumber and more infuriating than the next.
You get actual farm fresh eggs and them bitches come in all kinda colors. You gotta wash them thangs tho, they got that egg condom still on em.
My kids apparently have their own adventures I ain't know nothing about Leo Princess: Remember when you swallowed the nickel? Coolbreeze: You tried to give the heimlich maneuver but I pooped it out
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Here's the thing about Massachusetts: We're not gonna follow orders from idiots because we are raised from birth to believe that it is a truly unforgivable and unacceptable to be dumb and proud of it. It's our most sacred civic creed.
12 Tribes. 12,000 from each. Holy Base 8 math, Batman.
Jehovas only having 144k spots in heaven is hilarious, like, how did we arrive at that number.
Donte Thornton is the other one... we'll pick somebody up.
"Lets hear both sides"
Been there
Season starts tonight and Amari Cooper just said “Fuck this, I’m retiring.” 😂
The goodest
Well, gotdamn.
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*deep sigh* Hey, y'all, and Happy September. I've been in mourning & surgery prep for weeks now, which means I've been neglecting my own shit. But the day fast approaches, and the hits keep coming! This month, I'm short: $0/$745 💕💸 $120 of this is needed by SUNDAY for surgery cabfare. 🙏🏾💫🌸
Not with that gotdamn attitude
Folders are compact but have to be deployed for use which can be a bugger in a pinch fixed blades tend to be stronger due to their blades running through the entire knife as a single piece of metal 5-6inch fixed blade will get you where you need to go you dont need much to change a persons mind
Let me be clear. Trans folks are the canaries in this coal mine. The govt is targeting them bc they know the masses will let A LOT of sh*t slide bc it isn't happening to them and is happening against a populace they either actively hate or don't care about. But you see this slippery slope? We on it.
And even if they never go on YouTube or listen to those podcasts, the content gets clipped and pumped directly into the top of their IG/FB feeds
TRT is the way
I need a love as strong as those buttons
Youtube and these stupid ass pods.. And religion.
I have two friends that found cancer early simply from regular dental screenings.
Hey #Chicago the new ICE office will be in the western suburbs, listed as US Immigration & Customs Enforcement Address: 1930 Beach St, Broadview, IL 60155. Do with that what you will!
Yep. Toothpastes main purpose is to provide flouride. Toothpaste aint soap for teeth.
“Nahh Man Fluoride Will Calcify Your Pineal Gland. Keep That Third Eye Open!”
And you could Google the ingredients at anytime guess what, you still wouldn't know what it was.
in my campaign to get everyone to carry a pocket knife i have discovered ... i need a new strategy
I’m gone add to this because I really be cute.
Hilarious the Louisiana Gov and Senators are now asking Trump to federalize the Guard to take over New Orleans like supplicant subjects should. Let's remember. The Gov can do this any day of the week. That's what the Guard is. A state militia. Asking Trump to federalize them is some weird GOP kink.
he should've went to hell a long time ago.
yes. dead as fuck.
Im only around these people in shared public spaces, but we aint kickin' it ever.
In a reasonable society everybody in this administration would've been publicly shamed and ostracized.
Ima tell yall how cold @thetillshow.blacksky.app work is with those bracelets. I HATE having jewelry on. I dont wear a wedding ring, watches, none of that shit. But I can rock a Till bracelet without it driving me crazy. Compliments everytime too.
oh, this cold as fuck.
not to brag but i know like every digit of pi. just not in order
Yall had 7 months of ballon knot conversations it’s time!
parlay
Denzel even has OG Unc teeth. I cant explain it.
lol, sometimes I just be drunk and I'll see some shit online and get curious, because what the fuck do you mean they make a vibrating dick sheath... that might could be great or absolutely terrible.
Sounds like bout to have some new fun.
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Sometimes the penance and punishment in your "redemption arc" is you no longer being able to socialize in spaces you once terrorized.
blocking me because some weirdo added me to a list, I have a list too, gotdammit.
Fellas, do yall go sex toy shopping with your lady or do you just let her get it and yall meat in the middle?
I have a "block monkeys" list I add them to, just to be petty.
Nope. Most of the people blocking me are white people upset I said something bad ABOUT Bernie, Mamdani or AOC
An interview is nothing but a elevator pitch at the top of the interview you prepared by researching the role research in the company answering the questions that fit for the role based off the job description and your resume that you applied to.
Everything but Buddhism/Confucianism/etc. Worshiping a dude in the sky wild. Saying "just be a good person" is awesome.
Wat 