And to think his whole schtick now is about other people being too sensitive, it's really something
Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg. I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.
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And to think his whole schtick now is about other people being too sensitive, it's really something
that'd be like 5 specials worth of content for him
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
When you want to be racist but you accidentally reveal that you regularly finger your own anus and don't wash your hands:
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"film director"
And what is more American than that
in honor of Charlie, they were working out their gums
This is defining media of our time www.tiktok.com/@kingofbling...
maybe my "self care" regimen of not being online as much is working because I haven't had the graphic Charlie Kirk bleed-out video on my timeline at all.
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories
relax this is just so ben shapiro can kiss the flag
that's the expression you get when you realize your child is going to look like an thumb
Wednesdays were "bring your gun to school day" so that's when all the goody-two-shoes would do it. the cooler kids would bring them on Friday. occasionally someone would drop a deer and the cafeteria would serve venison for like 3 days straight
working as intended
such a great shot of adrenaline after the nice long bluesy trek through Since I've Been Loving You.
listen, we need to talk. pacifically, i'm getting tired of you treating me dumb
there seems to be a correlation between not wanting to shave (or do any beard upkeep) and believing you are the master race
these look amazing! what sort of battery do they use?
Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing
Haha, happy ten years!
*me as a lazy camera guy* you can zoom it in post
manual VHS tracking - it won't fix your image, but it will try to shift most of the problems to either the very top or bottom of the screen
it would just be foolish to rely on the pixels of the original image
Michael Rappaport in the role of a lifetime
can we please get some experts to weigh in on this thing my computer made up, don't want to look foolish
this is the hardest a man's ever tried to get laid
“His business partner and medical provider were promptly contacted and arrived at the hospital to oversee his care.” when you have lived a good life and definitely not alienated everyone you know
shit like this is what i need when they are pushing ai slop onto us
i've seen ecosystems of this where the people aren't even necessarily good at what they are doing but everyone is so fucking pumped to be able to pay cash and no tax
gah - now everyone's going to know he likes KoRn
been thinking about this dude claiming this performance fucked him up, lmao. come on
Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there
holy shit
pretty good stuff. even just as a curiosity it's worth it, just hard to find
have you seen his Karen Carpenter movie/short done with Barbies?
x and y, traditionally
i watched that Raja Jackson video and it blows me away that he wanted to be backstage and hang with the wrestlers but took an obvious "bit" as a direct attack on his honour and put a guy in the hospital. just outstanding well-adjusted brainwork.
what a crock, they don't even consider whether the person is consuming seed oils or not
they also want to be brave but not endure anything requiring bravery
how about you go fuck yourself, how about that
are they already in Rogan's orbit, or just about to be
makes u think
those speakers told you your mobile phone was about to ring a few seconds before it actually did
i loved it when Adam Friedland interviewed Destiny and Destiny would bring up Finkelstein butchering his name in that debate. Friedland would always concisely sum it up, "yeah, he cooked your ass" it was beautiful
my phone’s view of me liking a post
i'll say it again, my loud and vigorous support for any democrat who calls for televised hearings and criminal charges for everyone involved in DOGE. this guy should never be able to live in peace again.
‘It’s too hard on the alligators, shut it down’ is a pretty good metaphor for the current moment
I often find myself saying "what a time to be alive" but friends, today, defector.com/it-took-many...
you can't show up late to a basketball game or you won't be able to follow
and if they don't have one there, check the necklace store
a theory ive been working on -- that what i call "the ruling class" does not have the best interests of what we can call "the working class" at heart -- sadly seems to be being proven true
"famed" lawyer. pffft. that bitch can't even land a pierogi
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD ATARI 1996 (Shot on location at Galloping Ghost Arcade, Brookfield, IL, USA)
omg, the trailer. "two LA cops, that are hungry... for a little take-out"
the dad opening the front door on a first date goodnight squop
just by saying that you are now on the terror list
How he should be treated wherever he goes forever.
Saw this on Reddit so I don’t know which company it is, but I think the only morally correct thing to do when these pop up is to name, shame, and overwhelmingly harass whichever Adolf Hitler middle manager who writes these things
Okay I found the most depressing post
fucking lmao
I imagine you pretty much have to go on the comedic offensive pretty early in life when you are a female with the last name Garg
Martha's Winyard
You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
bsky, search: “get his ass martha”
*BEST FRIENDS ALERT. BEST FRIENDS ALERT*
"Why use is an automobile", indeed.
Top comedian of all-time is a hard and subjective question but I think we can agree any one of these choices would be worthy of the honor
it's winking at you
you might remember another "poll" they called the dang ELECTION
now *that* is how you name goats
the age-old question of "how much Hitler is too much"
this is the way rich people think about health insurance
lol
imagine everyone calling something AI slop and you're like, "ahem, excuse me... that is MY slop!"
"Did you not realize what this would be, being f*cking Gestapo? Quit your job. It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming...anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!” A rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in #Kansas. www.thedailypoliticususa.com/p/americans-...
coffin like a PEZ dispenser
El Dude-arino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing
Why does the decor of every beach house seem like it was designed for a person with amnesia who needs to be reminded where they are
Really didn't expect the sequel to go in this direction:
If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
![[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreihjvnz2ttxl7z4a2b3a4kylubobgvqxmjhwz6yuetuztzoc4g2s4y@jpeg "Click to view full size")
lol at this response to a “man on the street” interview with protestors at the Tesla diner
bsky.app/profile/left... "i'm not partisan. i care about policy." particularly the policies that maintain a conservative stranglehold on wealth and prevent any progressive action to dismantle or even tax it.
i'm not spanking, i'm frosting that little bottom
Love the editorial decision here to frame him as "Epstein's lawyer." It's true! That's how he should be described!
I wrote about the Sydney Sweeney jeans discourse and broken informations systems that make talking to each other impossible (in fact it's not even the goal). Context collapse is just how people (and brands!) communicate now. www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
Honey, I Smoked the Mids
it's the hidden casualty of a genocide: the pundit's feelings
"SLOPPER" I'm losing my mind
i don't understand, pac-man warp tunnels weren't at the top of the mazes?
i CANNOT stop watching this
i was joking, i was just turning into a hamburger
*raises hand* can i substitute a bun for the rice
