@angrystaffer.bsky.social With the Hulkster croaking yesterday, it made me realize that he was basically a decade younger than Trump. Lived a harder life, sure. But… Do you think Epstein stress might affect Donald’s physical health? 🤞
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@angrystaffer.bsky.social With the Hulkster croaking yesterday, it made me realize that he was basically a decade younger than Trump. Lived a harder life, sure. But… Do you think Epstein stress might affect Donald’s physical health? 🤞
Yup, he’s a massive, sweaty nonce. 100%
Thanks for the heads up! When WWIII breaks out, the written word will be one thing that may survive. Besides, I need to find out if Mikey has anything to offer other than opium suppositories. 💩 💊
I just gotta say - Butler is my second home, and I sincerely hate that it’s become associated with this. No one knew about Butler, Pa before. Used to be known for a solid hot dog shoppe. Also, the post office downtown has a dedication from Nixon in it. Kennedy held a rally at the same spot. 😭
This is the one I’ve fallen in love with. It’s perfection. 😭
Remember: You’re only allowed to have 3-5 sex dolls instead of 30. Better start selling off your pencils now, too!
It’s starting today, baby! It’s the Catholic Super Bowl and I’m here for it! 👊🇺🇸🔥
I remember my dad getting rain checks from K-Mart. I also remember the K-Mart cafeteria. *old ass millennial speaking
Hope you’re ready for the conclave! I watched the movie, and was raised a Catholic, so I’m ready!
This actually rules, because I forgot to check out your AMA. 🤙
Have you seen “Conclave” yet? I rented it last week.
No.
@klinla.bsky.social People have been chasing me down on the street yelling - “Trill! Trill! Who do you think the next pope will be?” My response is “Luis Antonio Gokim Tagle from Manila.”
I was the first to like this, for I am blessed. 🙏 🥰 🤲
I once stepped on the part of a belt buckle that sticks out, guess you’d call it the male end. Did it right before seeing Jerry Seinfeld I want this for them, but without comedy.
@klinla.bsky.social I’m not trying to brag or anything, but check out these boss shorts I picked up from eBay. 😂
Less than $3.50 a game. You already have my money, and I’m wondering what that surprise might be…. Perhaps there was a teaser in a prior video. 😂
(He’s talking about millennials) 👊 🇺🇸 🔥
@klinla.bsky.social I was reading a @paulbegala.bsky.social article from a quarter century ago, and I literally laughed out loud. I’m wearing my Worldwide Pants shirt for the first time tonight. (Letterman’s production company.)
People are turning their pets into humans with A1.
Hmm, from the view outside the hospital it looks like Allegheny General Hospital. That’s where my Mum was treated after her stroke. World class! And please take a closer look at those stickers on that car… 🤔
@klinla.bsky.social I decided to turn on “The Pitt” for a few minutes - just to verify authenticity. It’s been several minutes and I’ve yet to see a Steelers coat. We show up to funerals in those. UNREALISTIC!!! 😂
Just popped over from Twitter - where are all of the hate bots?
Yup, they also have chipmunks and shit. They can’t really see what’s on the screen, but they can detect motion. And, of course the birds. It’s not the worst to listen to. Kinds bucolic. “Birds for cats” 😆
@klinla.bsky.social He’s watching his favorite show. Hasn’t swiped at the screen yet… 😅
People are paying more for a new video game system and they’re blaming Trump’s tarrifs. Jesus, that “beautiful word” comes up as misspelled when I type it. 😆
@klinla.bsky.social Nintendo fans are PISSED that the new console is expensive as f*ck. At least they know where to lay the blame.
@klinla.bsky.social 🥱
We don’t deserve the Gemstones.
@klinla.bsky.social A story in three pictures. 🤣
Nice job nailing that on one take! I immediately stopped the video there. I sure hope I didn’t miss anything! 👊 🇺🇸 🔥
Also, since it’s the weekend you need a “how it started and how it ended” moment. 😆
I just saw this on the news! My best friend is going to Tijuana to get dental work done - he may be there now. With my insurance, I think the nearest place for me to go is…. Butler, Pa. 😂
I suggest they study French history.
I actually have a video of hers bookmarked so I can learn how to bake bread. Last time I pulled a loaf, it was so dense that I decided to drop kick it into the woods. Damn thing almost broke my foot.
Oh, so now Twitter notifications double as advertisements. I got a notification saying if I filled out a perfect NCAA bracket - I win a trip to Mars! 🌍 🚀 😀🔫
It still feels naughty. 🤣
@klinla.bsky.social I’m laughing my ass off at this! I would’ve texted you, but it’s late. 😆
I wish I could send you a bag of these sumbitches. So good, but sweet in a way. Pennsyltucky is known for outstanding snack foods. 😉
Just got back from shopping, disappointed they didn’t have salt and vinny Pringles. I haven’t had them in YEARS.
Hopefully Bobby injected him. He knows a thing or two about needles, or so I’ve heard. 😉
@klinla.bsky.social I just got off the phone with dad. We were talking about the latest dude to be released from Russia. He’s from the Pittsburgh area. My dad was dining at a restaurant with a friend and they were talking about him. Waitress asked how they knew her cousin. 😂
@klinla.bsky.social Let’s be honest - this is 100% true. I grew up in white people projects - I know this bitch.
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
@klinla.bsky.social Well, at least we have cats in suitcases. 😹
I used the free IRS service for my taxes. Got my refund hours after President Musk shut it down. Forgot to tell them that the wife had quadruplets, because they clearly aren’t going through this shit.
Ayanna Pressley: "Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby."
@klinla.bsky.social I got invited to a phone town hall from my state representative. Someone started asking about Trump’s appointments and he’s like “I’m in the state government, not federal.” Everyone’s stupid, we’re all going to hell.
@klinla.bsky.social Here’s one for you. Read the lyrics, see the images. Sparks are an amazing, (sarcastic) band. Nothing is as good as they say it is. (It’s true!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMmo...
LET’S GO HUNT NAZIS ON A HARLEY!!!!!
@klinla.bsky.social Dude got what he voted for, now he’s begging Trump to reverse policy. 😂 Then users googled his name and found out he’s a domestic abuser. Big surprise…
That fucking rules!
@klinla.bsky.social I’d pay money to see W take a flask out and pass it to Obama and Clinton during the ceremony today.
No, it’s just some old clips.
@klinla.bsky.social So, it turns out Swift loves Letterman and vice versa. This was more entertaining than I thought it would be. 😆 www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hOv...
@klinla.bsky.social Christ, the comments are exactly what you’d think they’d be. Wouldn’t you be happy that people you hate are going to their own place instead of your dive bar? Not when you want the people you hate to be gone.
You have a great point, but I’m planning on washing my hair that day. Sorry. Also, I’m bald.
If a ya got ‘em (Ruskies), smoke ‘em! 💨
@klinla.bsky.social The Palisades fire is going to be bigger than the city of Pittsburgh. That’s a lot of turf the more I think about it. And it’s only one of the fires…
@klinla.bsky.social My good friend catturd is having a day. Please keep him in your thoughts. 🤣
So, Mr. Kitters went outside last night (he demanded it). I looked for him - nothing. Later I went to put my luggage in my car and I hear HOWLING (Kitters fell into the creek by the house during the winter before). Kitters was only trying to kill something, but I took him inside just to be safe
@klinla.bsky.social Cleaning off the car early today. One swipe at a time. (This isn’t even that bad.) 😬
@klinla.bsky.social 😅
“Deeply unfunny and stupid” genuinely made me laugh. 😆
#5 is the prettiest. #6 is just gaudy (and I really like the architect.) 😆
@klinla.bsky.social I’m still feeling pretty uneasy about the game coming up. But then I look at our bling and I immediately feel better. 😆 #HereWeGo
Are you challenging me to the feats of strength? 😆
Happy Festivus to all of those who celebrate! May your Festivus Pole have a very high strength-to-weight ratio, and may many Festivus miracles bless your hearth and home!
@klinla.bsky.social I wanted to message you right when it’s officially the solstice. Because why not? 🌍 🌙 🚀 😆
@klinla.bsky.social I see the Kelce boys are getting ready for Christmas. (Jason is 100% correct, and this is a thing in Pittsburgh.) 😂 #HeinzField
Mike was known as Michelle back when I knew her (him) at cadet school. Straight shooter, but that’s about all that was straight about “them” in the parlance of our times.
(Current hat) I kinda feel some loyalty to El Paso, honestly…
@klinla.bsky.social I just want to bug you! I need fashion advice. M Should I go with this hat, or stick with my homies the El Paso Chihuahuas? 🤔
Listen, we do thank ya’ll for defeating the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Glad yinz got a trophy, n’at.
Hmm, also from Pa. West is the best. 😂
Nah, he’s a jagoff.
My weirdo roommate put a fucking tree up. Grown men without children don’t put up trees, I’m sorry. I’d consider a leg lamp, but that’s a major award. It must be won.
“I’ll wrap myself into his arms of sustenance.” That line came from one of two sources - Conan O’Brien or some Japanese person.
If you do get a cat, you might find some treats with some clever marketing. I sincerely can’t read this turkey cat treat label without crying from laughter. I know it’s hard to read, but “girthy bird of paradise”… And “The only thing that will be stuffed will be me!”… 😂
@klinla.bsky.social 💤 🥱 💤 🧳 💤 🥱 💤
I think one of the drones beamed Angry up. 👽
I almost forgot that Groundhog Day is just around the corner!
@klinla.bsky.social So, now we like to sleep under the pool table on top of the (still) stored Christmas tree.
Found the antisemite.
I’ve kinda been a little obsessed with the Azores since Bourdain visited. Ok, “obsessed” is a bit much, but I’d love to learn more and visit one day.
I’ve tried to stay out of them too. Then you mentioned “great aunts”. I have three of them, practically in their 90’s all living in the same house for the last 50 plus years. It’s like a Catholic version of the Golden Girls. They’re all German girls with Italian names because Catholic. 😆
@klinla.bsky.social I can state two facts about the man who sold these shoes… One is that he’s really rich. 😂
@klinla.bsky.social I don’t usually let him sleep on my towels, but damnit… 😆
Gotta admit, I had a good chuckle over that last bit. 😆
@klinla.bsky.social I literally can’t believe this. It took long enough, but Twitter finally banned this hateful account that I reported over a week ago.
@klinla.bsky.social 👀👀👀
I don’t hate Rush the way you do, but I really don’t care for Canadian music acts in general. (Looking at you, Barenaked Ladies.) They can keep sending the comedians though, they’re the funniest. 😆
If Santa’s handing out dream cars, I’d like a Packard Predictor, please and thank you. (P.S. I leave pretzels and beer out instead of milk and cookies.) 😉
Well, the optimist would say an exhausting two years…
I’m not sure, but I think that is a waterbed. Looks like a foundation crusher, just like @3yearletterman.bsky.social has in his corner rental unit with a fountain view.
