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Trobsmonkey

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IT security. AI is garbage Twitch partner. Creator. Spinning right now.

created June 22, 2023

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Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Death, taxes, and the cowboys being trash.

14/9/2025, 8:24:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

I still don't understand their economic plan at all. Tariffs are catastrophically a bad idea.

14/9/2025, 6:41:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

14/9/2025, 2:32:22 PM | 23544 5052 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Went skating last night since the Phoenix heat is easing. Felt real good to cruise around the neighborhood and disconnect from everything for a while

14/9/2025, 5:49:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

I will end a large amount of tacos in a smoky bar

14/9/2025, 6:33:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted

Kill recreational nihilism — wherever it comes from, whatever ideological mask it happens to be wearing. Do not engage in it. Do not indulge it. It makes you weak and it makes you stupid. If you haven't found meaning in something, don't make the void you have chosen everyone else's problem.

12/9/2025, 4:37:14 PM | 2186 555 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Not very civil to bus people to Jan 6

13/9/2025, 4:56:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a Confederacy talking point.

13/9/2025, 4:38:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Since when

13/9/2025, 4:20:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Shocked. Shocked I say

13/9/2025, 4:07:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

I grew up the son of a minister. He made me read the Quran to better appreciate the Bible. The hell is wrong with these folks? Scared of learning or just plain old bigotry.

13/9/2025, 3:48:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Hahahahhahahhaa K-state sucks

13/9/2025, 4:49:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Wow. K-state is not good. A lot.

13/9/2025, 2:38:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

I for one am shocked that a right wing influencer doesn't want to do real work

13/9/2025, 2:32:47 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything being locked in an app or paid garden is the damn worst. Bring back forums

13/9/2025, 2:25:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Wow. K-state is not good.

13/9/2025, 2:22:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Where are these spaghetti posts. I like pasta

13/9/2025, 12:42:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

I do a bet or two a year. Always in person. Doesn't feel right without the trouble

12/9/2025, 9:47:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Old tube televisions showing score updates

12/9/2025, 8:24:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Under a bridge in Jersey, but no off ramps near the bridge. The roads nearby are always under construction

12/9/2025, 8:09:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm down for some modern improvements. Like a taco stand outside

12/9/2025, 7:02:42 PM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd tear down my house and put up multi units so fast. But not allowed

12/9/2025, 6:32:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of history buffs tend to skip over parts they don't like

12/9/2025, 6:31:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously yes. Young men need to learn how to feed themselves

12/9/2025, 5:15:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Basket weaving represent!

12/9/2025, 5:15:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

"what do you mean by that" is one of the most destructive questions these people have ever been asked.

12/9/2025, 5:12:27 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

I'm just the cool uncle, but all of the parents in my orbit are doing this. Gaming together. Videos together. Very little online time alone.

12/9/2025, 5:09:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally agree with it all. Kirk was setting himself with help to eventually take the crown. The rest of the crowd is too off putting to replace what he did.

12/9/2025, 5:04:49 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Red on red as always

12/9/2025, 4:31:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm fine with gambling but you should be required to do it in a shaft, smoke filled bar. No apps. Nothing. Online.

12/9/2025, 4:00:57 PM | 97 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

They thought this was kayfabe and they would be fine. A lot of millionaires who thought they were insulated are finding out they are not. And their fans are insane

12/9/2025, 3:57:52 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Under 150m right? That's boy scout warm up shit.

12/9/2025, 12:32:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

You're*

11/9/2025, 9:40:43 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Other dude blocked me. Your absolutely right

11/9/2025, 9:39:36 PM | 57 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not hate. That's describing what the man was

11/9/2025, 9:37:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Shoulder continues to be injured. I am old and broken

11/9/2025, 6:37:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Their brains are all mush that just slides around in their skulls

11/9/2025, 6:35:47 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Loyalists suck at their job? Nnoooooo

11/9/2025, 6:31:07 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Nailed it. Kirk was Israel friendly. That was the line. So they have been at each other for years.

11/9/2025, 6:26:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Israel. Groypers and Kirk agreed on most everything but that.

11/9/2025, 6:23:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

I won't pretend the bigots have logic.

11/9/2025, 5:09:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

When I heard the news my first thought was a groyper. They haaaaaaaate Kirk

11/9/2025, 5:02:27 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Reality is really stupid and I love sharing it with others.

11/9/2025, 4:32:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Old article on it. www.diggitmagazine.com/column/charl...

11/9/2025, 4:27:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Look up the groyper war. Nick fuentes and his ilk hate Kirk. Have harassed him for years beyond anything leftists have ever done. They'd happily toss Kirk aside to get to the extreme parts of their plans

11/9/2025, 4:25:47 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Same.

11/9/2025, 4:16:02 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

There is an entire section of the right who hate Kirk and would gladly throw him on the sacrificial altar to kick things off.

11/9/2025, 4:04:17 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Beyond I live here. I don't have a good answer.

11/9/2025, 7:13:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

It can be fixed but not clean, quickly, or without a lot of introspection. So we're all doomed

11/9/2025, 7:07:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Long ago in another life I was there. It's miserable for many reasons

11/9/2025, 6:11:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

A propagandist who wanted people to be harmed is the only way he should be remembered

10/9/2025, 11:42:54 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Don't watch it. Don't watch it.

10/9/2025, 8:46:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Not the news I expected to wake up to

10/9/2025, 8:12:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll die on this hill. I don't like fishing in games.

10/9/2025, 6:40:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Fishing is the worst mini game in existence. Stardew somehow lowers the bar.

10/9/2025, 6:39:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all dog whistle racism

10/9/2025, 2:50:28 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of people seem to think normal politics is dead and we have a massive economic wave about to crash into our shores

10/9/2025, 2:45:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Shoulder pain continues but lower. Resting helps apparently

10/9/2025, 12:01:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

There is an undercover video clip from years ago. A billionaire goes (paraphrase )"if they knew how we lived, they'd kill us all" I don't think he was talking about just wealth

9/9/2025, 7:20:01 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair

9/9/2025, 5:05:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that enough

9/9/2025, 4:57:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

I pulled a muscle in my back. The pain is extreme and I would like it to stop.

9/9/2025, 4:50:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Lead and they "never got their chance". A lot of idiots let their lives pass them by and now live vicariously through the maga movement.

8/9/2025, 10:53:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

The breakfast sandwich I'm making is going to be divine. Bacon, ham, homemade carnitas, egg, cheese, and a touch of homemade salsa.

8/9/2025, 6:16:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of self reliant men shrivel up and whither away when they lose their free labor.

8/9/2025, 6:12:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

The number of men I know at 41 who can't cook a meal is far too high. "My wife always cooks" So you'd die if she left you?

8/9/2025, 5:49:00 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

These guys have exported all their thinking to machines. Pure underpants gnome operation. Win election Break stuff ???? Profit

8/9/2025, 5:37:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

The rest of the project has clear goals. Unchained capitalism, the apocalypse, tech dominion. What the hell is scotus doing?

8/9/2025, 5:18:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

This is why Dota is better than league

8/9/2025, 5:09:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The American Confederacy holds strong.

8/9/2025, 5:07:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Shame. Loads of shame

8/9/2025, 7:29:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Right???

8/9/2025, 7:20:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Rest in penis. Cause his exploded

8/9/2025, 7:03:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just politically correct cucking

8/9/2025, 5:00:57 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kayin (@kayin.moe) reposted reply parent

I'm not gonna be one of those motherfuckers that says "git gud" because the cooler thing to do than "gitting gud" is not giving a shit to begin with. You do not have to be a slave of the zeitgeist. You don't have to live like a dog, buying and consuming everything put in front of you.

8/9/2025, 2:18:46 AM | 419 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like two full years to get the entire thing.

7/9/2025, 6:06:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Rob. Why would you come at me, personally

7/9/2025, 8:33:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sad man. I can't believe we punted

6/9/2025, 10:59:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

It's right wing yimby.

5/9/2025, 11:43:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Remember how everyone was mad at Biden and Harris for saying the economy was doing well. I wonder what the reaction will be this time

5/9/2025, 4:51:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Have fun Silksong fans. Love seeing people amped for new games

4/9/2025, 6:44:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

The least curious people on earth.

4/9/2025, 5:46:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tale as old as time. We set expectations and someone else must be punished for us being bad at our jobs (executives)

4/9/2025, 5:07:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Never figured you for a foot guy

4/9/2025, 4:42:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Had a niece go very young, nothing they could do. It radicalized my brother into an antivaxxer and conspiracy nut, despite it having nothing to do with vaccines.

4/9/2025, 3:44:37 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. At those prices I'm happy to make my own. Looks good tho

4/9/2025, 4:41:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Ankle is hella bruised. Cool cool cool cool cool cool Imma get drunk about it. Adult coping

4/9/2025, 4:40:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fantastic. Would go well with my winrar bag

4/9/2025, 4:39:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Stand up to the guy and suddenly Chicago isn't so easy

4/9/2025, 4:37:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Busted up my ankle. Fever busted her wrist. Dog has a cracked tooth. Imma lay down

3/9/2025, 10:28:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Vet checkup for Leeloo.

The husky Leeloo Dallas Mutipass. She is smiling toward the camera. Trobs leg is in frame, wearing white pants with floral print
3/9/2025, 5:37:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

Atlas, the Dane, had the poops over night. I did not sleep well

3/9/2025, 4:10:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trobsmonkey (@trobs.bsky.social)

In a real rut. Every time I try to start a new song I can't get past the beat. Been almost two months without anything sticking

3/9/2025, 6:46:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The American nobility got bored and decided we needed to try the Confederacy again, rather than getting a hobby

3/9/2025, 1:58:31 AM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm doing my best to peel the young ones away from their orbit now.

2/9/2025, 11:57:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of people who got propped up on Twitter are mad that other options exposes them as boring

2/9/2025, 6:54:43 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don't want poor people on public transit.

2/9/2025, 3:24:43 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dane 🔜 OK Comic Arts Festival Table 34 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
1/9/2025, 6:01:24 PM | 31784 7825 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the Rome inside of us all

1/9/2025, 4:47:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Yeah. *Sad* Yeah

1/9/2025, 6:54:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view