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No talent ass clown, village idiot and dedicated follower of Onan.
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I just found out about something called Corporate Goth, and (a) I was wearing that in the late 90s/early 2000s when it was just called "Where the fuck did you buy a black tie from?" (b) I may die of priapism
I'm confident the reference to "The Doomsday Machine" in this latest Star Trek Strange New Worlds ep was just for me personally, and I'm happy.
I've either disliked or ignored everything from Lady Gaga, but this track is... actually.. kind of good? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGaZ...
"Never too late for a second chance," Might've left mine in my other pants. Start the day with grand intent, Hopes for the future marked sent, Partner wanted for last dance.
My humblest of apologies for soiling your feed with my pathetic attempts at humour.
For fuck's sake. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
My first thought was "Why is he checking out stealth bombers from a PMC?" and my second thought was "Why are you surprised he's checking out stealth bombers?". Is the SR-16 the Latvian made one with the fixed wing?
I had a hidden stroke the other day, and it rhymed with tank...
For: Apparition re: only one www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mqw...
For: people pushing me re: stop, near edge www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pobr...
for fuckin' anyone re: being lonely www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXW...
for Mr Kirk re: dead son www.youtube.com/watch?v=THCj...
I know a good Hooverphonic song, if that helps.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqKX...
haha, I might have used a little harsh language when I had to have my gall bladder out too.. but oh dear lord fentanyl. I can see why people get addicted to that, considering I went from the worst pain of my or anyone's entire life to blissed out in 30 seconds and asleep in 60.
Thanks, man. Next time you use a radial arm saw, make sure you're paying attention AND wearing gloves. Nah, she didn't get to hear that I've got the fucking cancer, so it wouldn't really be fair. Funny how it's a bad idea to bellow shit out in a public ward, though, perhaps moderate the volume.
Yeah, get some. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRd5...
Is apathy one of the seven deadly sins?
ChatNFG would rock. "Write me a .." "Fuck off!" "Do you think that.." "Think for yourself, dipshit" "What should I..." "Into the sea!"
Considering the amount of bullshit I went through today at the hospital, I half wish I'd made a deeper and more interesting cut in my finger just so it'd feel more worthwhile.. ah well, at least I found out there's at least one 48 year old woman "not getting any action" but with a rather loud voice.
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Next you'll be telling me Melon Brains isn't more fun than Ecco the Dolphin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHXm...
Am I hearing this right? Are you daring to talk smack about The Great Pyramid? The AUDACITY of it. Talk about gall.
I still bump "Carnival Of Souls" on the regular.. I mean, come on, what would Thrusty Bob say?
Fuck anyone with children, I guess.. be rich or be dead. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Hit me with your clicky stick.. hit me slowly, hit me quick. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGV...
Reasonably confident a graphic artist at Irem back in the day was a follower of Onan.
How do you deal when someone you like says something incredibly vile and hurtful to you personally, but they don't say it on purpose or knowing it could even be taken that way? Hopefully it involves a panic attack, flight (not fight), a nap, and then walking down to the store and treatin' yo'self.
A nearby kookaburra started laughing when I was in a parking lot earlier, I said "laugh it up, motherfucker, you're next" and it immediately stopped. This confession has meant nothing.
She wants the D
Last time I said every fortnight, it's been 28 days, so you clowns caught a break. looptube.io?videoId=Ov7O...
I wish my head would explode after I lived to see 10 seconds of this, and I was in the 80s.
Should I 3D print a little model of a video tape to put into this Cronenbergian skin fissure on my hand? Yes, I have a doctor's appointment, and yes, I'm probably allergic to that weird pink soap at the Shed.
This one? Trailer looks great.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZCV...
Excellent work, chief.
I hear Nogel Munsel has a really grand prix.
Latest series of "Star Trek Strange New Worlds" is giving me all the happy. "Alien Earth" starts off slow but sets up an interesting world, and kicks off in the second episode.. "Murderbot" was fun, and would be a lot better now you can binge the whole season rather than watching weekly short eps.
Try to lose one bet at a time..
Caffeine and masturbation, mostly.
The Parallax View is tops.
Thinking about muting "and" myself
A.I.:
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Kahvibreak's great.. just played a round of a SNES-esque Java game based on "Devil May Cry" I 'bought' for my cellphone back in the day.
Here on the stand with the book in my hand And truth on my side Accusations, lies Hand me my sentence, I'll show no repentance I'll suffer with pride Fuck, wait, never mind, that's "Condemnation"
Stop hating on top Lermontov bantz!
b-b-b-b-banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN4s...
I don't think Jobriath has any songs that instantly put me in an incredibly bad mood.. unless World Without End is worse than I remember..
I thought you Jersey folks called pasta sauce gravy..
Man, I knew women were good. I been sayin' that shit the whole time, man.
I really liked most of the songs on "2AM Wakeup Call". I found the CD in a bargain bin for like $AUS2, no clue whatsoever about the band or recognition of the artists, but bought it as a goof and ended up liking it quite a bit.. "Sleepwalking Away" is my jam. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Hard to tell sometimes whether to curse someone's darkness, light a candle, or to put on a clown nose, light it on fire and then juggle the candles.
Getting hundreds of morons to act right is easier than looking for alternative solutions that work for you? The situation is complete bullshit, and if anything you should probably be angrier than you already are, but that's not going to get Dick Hurtz's rookie card safe, sadly.
People are complete fucking assholes, and you and everyone else affected should never have had to be put in that position because some stupid bastards won't take simple precautions. That should be a given, and I was thoughtless to not reinforce it. Also, you could use velvet lining, man.
This is pretty sweet, assuming I don't start mining bitcoins for terrorists. bluemaxima.org/kahvibreak/
The only way that bass could fuck any harder is if he had a barbed wire fin tattoo
Understood. If it makes you feel any better, I have a somewhat similar issue with boners and with not hearing a constant screaming hum in my ears.. and going to pawn shops. Mostly the pawn shops, really.
Best hair colouring ever.. I want to see that in real life.
Any ebay clowns that sell them without ridiculously extortionate postage? Could you be bothered to make your own out of some cheap/free wood and have the tools to do so? Should I shut the fuck up?
Sound off like you've got despair?
Usually does, baby, usually does.
Slightly diminish a band: The Palliative
I wanna be GYRUSS
"Alien Earth" episode 1 was pretty solid. Certainly enough to have me interested in watching the next one.
F yeah MBM. Still love their cover of "Everything Counts". www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJNN...
If you from Mars and you got a pussy, BodyCount will fuck you, that's all I'm saying, word
Come for the Cargill, stay for the dog.
@corpsicle.bsky.social is a goddamn genius, that's all I've got to say this morning.
46 discs??? How many is the set?
that was 3 of 3.. nice and short, these skeets.
Stop! Give up! It doesn't work! Reflect inward, let the mind's eye lurk Remember when that fault was an endearing quirk? Sorry about that, bud, you were always a jerk. Nothing to be proud of, empty legacy, Here lies a shallow elegy Was it worth the mediocre pleasantry? Tedious repetition being me
2/ Styled hair, self care, Walk with swagger and savoir faire Scent of random cologne in the air Emotions bare? We're not quite there I'll probably care, for now I'll stare Nothing to do nothing to see Noone to want nothing to be It's all bullshit, can't you tell? Tedious repetition being me
#poem 1/ Getting nothing done but I'm making good time My drip is sublime, it should be a crime Chugging Corona and lime Pondering life like a glass boxed mime Plenty to do, too much to see Too many to want, no clue what to be It's all bullshit, can't you tell? Tedious repetition being me
Were there any good games for FN Bowns back in the day?
Man, where are the mashed potatoes? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba4q...
You can still get these from a UK shop called EM4, although their postage got pretty expensive after Brexit..
I know, I know, it's serious
"but chatgpt said..." Talk about "here comes an avalanche of bullshit".
REI stand for Really Egregious Inflation?
THANKS OBAMA
Catch me on the wrong day and I'm quite the motherfucker. Every once in a while I flip around the dial Make it a point to imbibe Whatever's "normal" for our tribe Do the expected Instincts rejected Confident this time it'll work Hope for the future? What a jerk.
Another fuckin' poem I've been the tool and the wielder. The skeptic and believer. I've been endlessly entertaining, and a waste of time. I've passed my share of wooden nickels, and dropped the occasional dime. I've taken and granted succour and been taken for a sucker. 1/2
I prefer 90s Snog. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z51d...
My favourite Doctor and Companion
They must be TRIPPing.
NES Prince of Persia didn't even have the final fight with .. err.. Badguy McAntagonist. Even the SMS port had that.
#Booksky
I guess you can use that marker while you're edging.
Best as we can figure, it was a lady 28 scouting nest locations.
A video and two blurry pics a buddy took of a visitor at the Shed today hanging out with me. That buddy being a 28 parrot that flew inside and investigated the joint. imgur.com/a/WAIWotd
This one's for you, pally. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrn...
Preach.
Is MILF Island off the coast of Momtama?
My diet and thyroid seem to think I can.