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@bsky.app Amplify NFL content, man. You’re gonna chase everyone away. Read the room.
Man, I’m just trying to see football posts and every time I open up BlueSky it’s ten Gaza posts and five people calling Mark Cuban a dick.
Man it is too bad that Trump #died I was just starting to come around to lolololol Jk fuck that guy
melania constantly refreshing the tl
Charles, shouldn’t the Jets at least think about trading for Shedeur? Fields is very, very bad, Jets fans know it, and the PSL set is going to get in Woody’s ear by Week Three. Glenn is going to need options to mollify the haters
. @theathletic.com ’s year round draft coverage is back. All season long, @danebrugler.bsky.social & I are Building the Beast. With Week 0 upon us, we dove into Dane’s initial Top 50, due out this week, & took a look at some of August’s biggest games. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Not even fuckin close. Brady is bad and getting worse.
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My favorite part is the idea that the imaginary homeless woman has the money lying around to get into a $2300 per month apartment.
They trade him straight up for Shough and Shough goes on to win MVP in 2029 after taking over for Hurts, who signs with the Jets in 2027 for $300 million and absolutely sucks
@greggrosenthal.bsky.social and @colleenwolfe.bsky.social Thank you for including my question in the mailbag today and giving it actual consideration. I was at work when I heard it and people thought I had won the lottery or something. 😂
I must say, as a Jets fan, I appreciate you acting as the lone media firewall against attempts at “These Jets are frisky!” takes by reminding them that Justin Fields is very bad. Jets fans had started drinking the ahistorical Kool Aid and it would have been unbearable
My friend once brought me to his uncle’s dairy farm and we went into the cow barn where they were milking them and what they don’t prepare you for is that there are trenches running under the rows of cows into which flows rivers of cow piss and shit. The smell was so bad that I literally screamed
Eh. You don’t need to keep a spreadsheet to know that the staples you always buy at the supermarket every week costs more now. People have a general idea that what used to cost $80 now costs $100+
Justin Fields has been (predictably) dreadful so far in Jets camp. If he’s still (predictably) awful in two weeks, should the Jets at least explore a move for Kirk Cousins?
I would crawl over broken glass to vote against Trump. But I would crawl back over that same glass to vote against Schumer and Jeffries in a primary. Then I would crawl back again over that glass to vote for a Mamdani type candidate in 2028. I am a 52 year old moderate Dem who’s seen enough.
Could argue that Rupert Murdoch has done more damage to the history of the world than Hitler and the Black Plague combined.
The Claybonnaires have your back, man.
If I walked into a spa and saw a 16 year old girl working there, I’m scrubbing my fingerprints off of any surface I may have touched and running for the door
My grandparents and father escaped Nazi Germany in 1941. I’ve thought so much about how the genocide in Gaza and the silence of Holocaust institutions are such a betrayal to my grandparents’ memory. this article has stuck to my ribs for two weeks now www.nytimes.com/2025/07/15/o...
Brad Lander’s primary campaign against Jeffries would draw presidential levels of donations
Published author, though! You did it!
This throws a wrench into my “Jets should trade for Courtland Sutton” take
Gonna be a full circle moment when we find out it’s Olivia Nuzzi
“You ain’t a beauty but, hey, you’re alright” paints such a vivid picture about the insufficiencies of smallish-town life and the need to get out. Haunting-ass lyric.
Howard Lutnick was the neighbor of Jeffrey Epstein in NYC and is worth $3.3 billion dollars. The fact that he feels compelled to embarrass himself weekly in these interviews in service of Trump makes you wonder how grievous his crimes were and how depraved he really is
Had to reactivate my Twitter account to find an old tweet and the first things in my “Suggested” feed were a Dom Lucre post sliming Pedro Pascal as a sex pest and an ad for a testosterone booster. Never, ever go back to Twitter.
The public is begging someone to primary both Schumer and Jeffries right now.
I have never been more on your side than I was in Rosenthal v. Condon
Will vote for any Dem who promises to imprison Stephen Miller and Tom Homan for life
What if you invited Dracula into your home but instead of drinking your blood he just rehashes Joe Rogan episodes all night long
God’s work here
Eric. Fucking. Smith.
For Quarter Century week at @themmqb.bsky.social, I wrote about my favorite game of the last 25 years: Jets-Giants on Christmas Eve. I was so hyped for this game that, after covering the Jets locker room during the week, I went home, yacked and passed out www.si.com/nfl/best-nfl...
You guys sent me spiraling into an existential crisis today. Thanks, @greggrosenthal.bsky.social !
What happened to the 41st doggo???
Young voters filling the streets, activated by “pocket rescissions.” Schumer is ON IT
They SHUT DOWN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
When the meek, skittish neighborhood feral gets to the night food first, before the raccoons and the coyote and the deer is good stuff.
Twitch streams are the new “around the watercooler” and Dems better figure out how to be up in those spaces asap
“Fell hard” implies that they weren’t doing it intentionally, though.
Counterpoint: everyone on the online left has been harassed by packs of those shithead Jordan Peterson-ass trolls and it was just kinda nice to watch someone kick their ass for an hour.
Also because it provided a counterbalancing “scandal” to what was happening with Trump. A lot of it, though, was that people weren’t paying enough attention to know what bullshit it all was.
Fuck Jake Tapper forever. Also, Biden beat Trump and no one else did, and he ran again in his old age to try and save America once again when no one else could. Fuck anyone who shits on that man.
The people of New York will take to the streets in protest and scare those masked cosplaying coward bitches back to their red state hovels
Oh boy, do I have a wild ride for you: My full Pepe Silvia conspiracy theory on who pushed the Epstein story to the WSJ . . . www.thebulwark.com/p/is-jd-vanc...
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Sorta guarantees Jeffries gets primaried hard, to boot.
Her, Sirota, and Nina Turner celebrating when Hillary lost was a dead giveaway. Nina Turner, on MSNBC five days a week, was Trump’s most effective surrogate.
Isn’t the simpler answer that these guys got their megabill wish list passed and they want to move Trump out of the way ASAP because he’s becoming a liability? Move on to Vance and Rubio and prep for 2028?
Crazy that she used to be a Bernie Sanders apparatchik. Lends credence to the idea that Russia really wanted to elevate Sanders in 2016 to hurt Clinton
Early training camp vibes check, from day 1 at practices: This Lions season may come down to whether the power of Tate Ratledge’s dirtbag aesthetic can overcome the downgrade from Jahmyr Gibbs’ move to no. 0. It’s just not a running back number. Can’t support it.
Always got the sense Schumer was happier in the minority because he viewed it as vacation time interspersed with the occasional speech where he’d feign grievance.
I’m going nuts just thinking about what the NYT has buried over the years on Epstein.
I feel like if the next Dem president constantly posted about sitting around the White House watching MSNBC panels all day long it’d be treated as a bigger deal
This is Antoine Walker erasure
End of the day, all of these seemingly serious public intellectuals are/were chasing likes and if you’re still on Twitter you have to appeal to Nazis for those likes now.
Let him bat third today. Guy has one more game left in him
Mets should let Wright bat third today. #Mets
I bought it again on the advice of @dannyheifetz.bsky.social and I’m terrified to turn it back on because last weekend I lost six hours of my life riding a horse through the wilderness, shooting predatory animals with their beginner level bow and arrow. For no reason.
Legit lol. Onion is killing it
Few things better than a Yankee waxing, Wil
Finally walked away from my MAGA brother when he told me he couldn’t watch the Mets anymore (which we’ve had in common forever) because baseball “has gotten too Spanish.” Andrew Tate/Benny Johnson brain-rot had become too deeply entrenched.
They invited Dracula into their house, which will get everyone fired. Solid C-
I mean, he did play for Utah State
A good Christian man, giving is an excuse to turn off the TV on The Lord’s Day
these rich and powerful lechers have had a decade to formulate their nuclear options (legal and otherwise) in the event of any exposure and Trump has to be terrified of what that looks like. Bill Clinton probably isn’t getting beaten to the punch on this, for instance, and he isn’t gonna go quietly
It’s a hugely effective extortion tool that Trump uses to bend wealthy and powerful men to his will. Releasing any of those names hurts the grift
He and Murdoch use the Epstein stuff to extort powerful people around the world and exposing any of them ends the grift, so they need it to stay hidden.
A little upsetting that these old-head anti-Trump Republicans are so much better at trolling Trump than 99.9% of Dems.
In lieu of a QB ranking with plenty of consensus near the top, on today's Athletic Football Show we drilled down on a more specific question: Who is the 6th-best QB in the NFL? A discussion on a fluid, fascinating collection of guys 6-16ish. Full show: pod.fo/e/2fcdd5
I literally stood up in my living room when she started twirling. The moments where each character finds out how bloody their hands have to get to effect change was fucking electric. Mon and Dedra peering into the abyss via Luthen was SO GOOD.
Andor is the best thing I’d seen since Breaking Bad, and this is coming from a guy who’d sworn off Star Wars content. Just mesmerizing performances everywhere.
Fuck this guy
If you’re the Jets heading into this rebuilding-esque phase, would you trade Sauce Gardner to the Rams/Bengals/Lions/Niners for two ones, or would you just give him the $32mm AAV even if you’re not winning anything for at least two years? And if you’re a contender, would you give two ones for Sauce?
It made it cool to give a shit
If you had to win one football game to save the world (you have the 2025 Titans roster) and could only field ONE of the following QBs, which would it be?: 1. Zach Wilson, 2. Blaine Gabbert, 3. Brady Quinn or 4. DeShone Kizer
The Arlo Guthrie of our times
Get fucked with this shit
Let’s ship the Snow Queen back to South Dakota where she can go back to strip-mining that state’s treasury.
At the least, I will only support the Dem nominee in 2028 who promises to drag Homan to trial for his crimes against humanity. I want it centered in the campaign.
“We’re gonna go back and watch the film” is basically “I have already notified USPS of my new forwarding address information.”
this should play in every ad
Wide receiver was the toughest position to sort out in our Top 25 Players list, but we got the top guy right in the end. I know @natetice.bsky.social agrees 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a... 📺: youtu.be/xfIarBAqeLk?...
YES CHRIS HELL YEAH
I didn’t mean it as a criticism, brother. I like Bedford Avenue!
Excellent, clarifying answer. Thank you.
I am unswayed.
I was being sincere! I saw Bourdain’s Chicago episode and it seems great, but then I was there (for a few hours once for work) and my general impression was that it was like Bedford Ave.
It’d be amazing if they announced this and it ended up just being a placard taped to the wall outside of a maintenance closet in the basement of their Women’s Studies building.
Rodger I always hear people say that Chicago is great and I think NYC is great. Can you expand on why Chicago is great relative to how NYC is great?
HERBERT IS JUST WEST COAST MATT RYAN #BlueSports
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This is what people mean when they say “These people had it coming.”