✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ (@the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social) reposted
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Multiple CDC leaders have resigned in the wake of layoffs and a shooting at the agency’s headquarters this month.
Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
He attempted a coup. Seditious behavior unpunished and now he's declared himself king and months have gone by without a bit of actual resistance. America is under the control of the newest Hitler.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Let's knock out general election fundraising before the summer ends. zohranfornyc.com/donate
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
Destiny's career was like 15 so of course he wanted to fuck it.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
I wonder if anything will get the rapepublican voters to get some idea that they've been pieces of shit for decades. Probably not, they love being evil apparently.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
I would love to see this movie if Mr. Gunn is reading shit posts with AiSlop. Please just make it. No credit needed.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
mynbc15.com/news/nation-... here we are. right here. are more or fewer children going to die as a direct result of this action? But I'm the evil one because I understand this is the beginning of a marathon of child murder done by the gopedo party.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
mynbc15.com/news/nation-... Almost like I predicted it two weeks ago. This is what the gop voted for. Get ready for more preventable deaths. I wonder if people are ready to start listening to what I say instead of being emotional.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
mynbc15.com/news/nation-... it's been about two weeks. how's your empathy doing? ready for more?
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attor... Maga expects you to believe that they released this and also that there are no files. Read the evidence list while you still can.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
450 Million dollars for a death camp in the swamp? No problem. 8 days of construction. Medicaid? Get fucked.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
How many children on earth died yesterday? The fact that you don't know makes this performative. You don't actually care. You can get rid of it, but you'd have to be logical for 10 seconds.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Fighting requires violence. America's left wing party is a center right org that supports billionaires just as much as the magagop. Nonviolence has been taught as they white washed history. And the resistence is going to get hard as ice gets another 100b. Resist properly or don't
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
This is bullshit. Respect is earned. I disagree with people who are worse than nazis. How respectful should I be to the gop? How kind should I be to people who voted for a rapist seditious piece of shit that murders Americans through EOs?
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
The gop are worse than nazis. This type of rhetoric moves the needle for conservatives. They'll gladly buy any bullshit made up about the unhomed
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
How many months until ice can watch your wifi cameras? Police can already look at your ring cam. They pretend they need a warrant, but I'm not naive to believe that.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Not really. But hey. Maybe it is like pov. Trolling must have lost its meaning. That's cool. Classic trolling is playing a character to force responses between two unrelated parties. What I'm doing is sharing an opinion that seems unpopular but is actually how everyone feels most of the time.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't even know what a troll is and you are big mad. Must suck to suck.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine feeling sorrow for every child who dies. Hahahhahaha. Bye dipshit.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet you responded. Of course I struck a cord. You are ignorant of your own feelings. Which is a trend for you now. Again how many kids died yesterday? Where is your empathy for them? You are not intelligent enough to understand your own lack of empathy. Take more time.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
It is evil? How many kids died yesterday across the world? I dont see posts from you about all of them. Did you run out of empathy? You lack the logic and rhetorical skill to make me feel anything other than correct.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
In a month or less when another couple dozen children are murdered through gop policy should I log off again? I struck a cord with the center right version of "thoughts and prayers"
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it though? What's the point in "fixing my heart"? Are these the last dead kids the administration is going to deliver or is it just more on the path? Perhaps instead of delulu nonsense you toughen your mind for the reality that is coming. Remember this next month or maybe next week.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Evil? Subjective. Stupid? I'm smarter than you and know more than you, but I agree I'm fucking dumb af. Bastard? Yep. I was adopted too. Wanna keep going? But what you missed was: correct.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
It is a normal thing for lots of kids to die in America and no one to care at all. Uvalde happened. What happened after? We went on about our business. These kids are dead. What happened? We're going on about our business. Stop being performative.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe I am evil. I'm an American after all. But Todd Columbine happened when I was in high school. And I've been plugged into our 24 hour news cycle for 3 decades. I've seen too much. Perhaps when you see more you'll understand. Or maybe you won't. Try to empathize with my opinion for a second.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Ignorant? Sure. I'm trolling. What would the end game be? Or do you just throw that word around because you think it means something else?
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
This ai slop is apparently a real post. America is cooked and the gop are worse than their nazi counterparts were in Germany. America is fucked
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
www.npr.org/2025/06/28/n.... Also this.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
And he got mashed potatoes dumped on his head at a family dinner when he was young. So he's still full of rage and still a mash potato head. It would be neat if people brought it up to him more often in interviews. Donnie mashpotato head with diapers full of mashed shit.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
Dear Americans, happy 4th of July ! imgur.com/gallery/c14u... America is gross
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TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and prayers is all I've got for the gop. The gop are worse than nazis. Their policies lead to this. Is it too soon to talk about gun control laws?
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
That's fine. You can be out of empathy for me. Share that empathy with Trump supporters and not leftists.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I am out of empathy for dead kids unfortunately. Maybe all the school shootings did it. Maybe all of the covid deaths. Maybe the food stamp/medicaid thing did it. But yeah, I don't feel anything other than "yep, that is what the maga voted for".
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
This is still exactly what Trump voters voted for. This is on them. My words are meaningless their votes are where your anger can remain if you are reasonable. If you are silly, go ahead and lash out.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like gitmo
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
It is almost like doge destroying things was a bad idea or something. Republicans got what they voted for. This will only continue to get worse. Maybe they can spend another half billion on another concentration camp though.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Staying dry.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm referring to McCarthyism. So if you were born before 56 I guess I'd be wrong.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Universal basic income instead of a living wage. That is freedom. A living wage is just selling your time so that you can live.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Musk has done some great work in helping trump murder a couple dozen children. Perhaps his political party can beat his idol's numbers.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Parties are pretty silly. Especially the idea of 2 of fewer. First past the post has to go. Term limits. Actual sanctions and regulations on money in politics. But that can happen without a strong left and America killed the left before you were born.
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TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry that you are insultingly ignorant.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
What if I'm upset that we have minimum wage? It should be abolished. Ubi for all with jobs being optional. If no one had a gun to their head to take these shitty jobs, jobs would get a lot better a lot faster.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
This is what gop voters voted for enthusiastically
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
Alligator auwshitz is flooded. They built that piece of shit in 8 days. The Party of small government spent half a billion to build a concentration camp. Republicans are worse than nazis.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
It is almost like the nazigop are nazis.
Beks (@antifaoperative.bsky.social) reposted
There were 29 law enforcement officers who were arrested, pled guilty and/or were sentenced to prison for child sex crimes in the month of June.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
Saw this @captainacab.airbud.website on imgur. Made me laugh. Sending a skeet was the easiest way for me to find you to hit the follow.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
I told the AI to do this: "Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson having a duel on the capitol building lawns with flintlock pistols With bottom text that says make dueling great again. I'm looking for photo realistic faces of both of these famous people "
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
We need to start using our 2a right to defend people. Where are all the people with the don't tread on me stickers and flags? Where are all the we have the 2a to protect the other amendments people? Were they all bullshitting because they just love murder?
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
youtu.be/D3xhy5hMi1A
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if 2abros actually gave a fuck about the constitution and the first amendment. Unfortunately those dipshits have joined a cult.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqdy... Thought this was pretty neat.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
I've got ADHD so bad. It's like a dog seeing a squirrel. Which weirdly enough I can spell the first bit s-q-u-i-r-r and then I get real confused. Actually, this joke probably works better as a standup joke, but now I've completely lost what I was talking about.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost like Capitalism is bad and that the gop is just doing the late stage capitalism bit.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
Arena fucking sucks. I figured out a way to fill the stack after my hidden 5 minute timer. Which is infuriating due to how the game operates when it is in this mode (I wish the game moved that fast normally). But anyway, I generate a couple hundred tokens and the game shits the bed.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
As I said before. The math isn't fucking mathing. The bird flu shit was a cover to jacking the prices up. We need price controls in this country. www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...
Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted
Our German supporters made us realize we made a mistake, and we want to acknowledge it. Germany, you’re in our thoughts. While we’re relieved that AfD was defeated, we understand this is not a moment for celebration. There is still much work ahead, and we stand in solidarity with you.
Jersey Craig (@jerseycraig.bsky.social) reposted
One day we will wake up to his obituary.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
who’s gonna do it, who will be the hero we needed
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Nazis being nazis
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
They are just fully mask off nazis at this point.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
Even the weird ass homophobic starcraft nerds are dunking on maga cultists.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Go fashie lose all your cashie
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Laura loves pedophiles though, like fElon musk and donniedipshits
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
www.youtube.com/shorts/E1vGN... Just a general reminder that ALL cops are indeed bastards.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
This the future fascists want
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
It is so close to real that I wouldn't be surprised if this is a common sentiment among the cult. It certainly passes the smell test. It quacks and has a watertight cloaca, probably a duck.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Something about the Department of Defense and the FAA, who is responsible for this shit? That's right, the almost 80 year old rapist guy.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
This one goes live in an hour! youtu.be/z8Rwiv1rK3o
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TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
I asked chat GPT to hallucinate who I am to see if I could make a youtube thumbnail. I guess I'm Tomer?!?!?! @mtggoldfish.com @mtggoldfish.bsky.social
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
The nice thing about the tarrifs, is that if he told you his plans the day or two before he did them you could turn a million dollars into like 3 million dollars.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't go to the article, but is fox blaming Obama, Biden, DEI, or the total ObidenDEI package?
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
Many laws directly reference the Gulf of Mexico. Who wants to bet an oil company or a company that drops Starships into the gulf uses this name change to skirt regulations or punishment?
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
America land of the free home of the slaves.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
The Russian backed gop is speedrunning the fall of America.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
In their defense a lot of the people bitching about the super bowl are racists that either grew up under segregation and want it to return or younger racists who also want it to return.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social)
Just visited my closest grocery store. 18 eggs for $7.50 + tax. Chicken thighs were on sale for $1.49 a pound. Is the bird flu causing the inflation on eggs or not? If so, are they selling us dead flu birds? The math ain't mathing.
TumescentPie (@tumescentpie.bsky.social) reply parent
The year was 1989. The same year AOC was born. That is how long they've been rubber stamping the cabinet. It is insane that the election was allowed to proceed with this much interference, but I guess America is an oligarchy and only the rich matter.