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Turi

@turi-tx.bsky.social

TX dev/designer | 🎮 Retro gamer | Batman & Madonna enthusiast | Xennial ♉ | INTJ 🐍 | Queer & married | 🏳️‍🌈 Non-toxic & witchy | Camp, drag, spooky vibes | 3D printing | House & New Wave

created November 13, 2024

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Congrats, London you’re about to discover new levels of mediocrity you never knew existed.

4/9/2025, 5:50:59 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey neat, I grew morning glories.

Morning glory
4/9/2025, 4:08:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Catwoman
1/9/2025, 10:21:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not stressed anymore 😌, but it’s comforting to know this is waiting for me the next time I am 🍰🥤

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30/8/2025, 10:15:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😙

28/8/2025, 2:57:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clots and prayers

24/8/2025, 5:30:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Started Alien: Earth skeptical (movies made it seem Nostromo was first, later reframed by Prometheus). But the show’s building a cool world—new creatures, hybrid synthetics, amazing visuals. My skepticism’s fading fast.

Alien earth
18/8/2025, 4:44:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing song

13/8/2025, 11:16:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am living for this storyline. #TheGildedAge

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11/8/2025, 2:22:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes officer, my husband has been missing for days. And I’ve been very lonely.

Green velvet platform heels with fur
3/8/2025, 9:49:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Augtober.

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1/8/2025, 3:14:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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C’mon Detox

Detox drag queen
29/7/2025, 5:50:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s true I’ve not rewatched it

29/7/2025, 1:20:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Fantastic Four

21/7/2025, 4:39:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Fantastic Four

20/7/2025, 9:52:57 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What happened. I have a partially torn tendon on my right elbow, which needs surgery soon.

19/7/2025, 2:58:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“How old are you?” Old enough to freely burn bridges professionally and socially.

18/7/2025, 5:10:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/7/2025, 4:39:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The showings of Superman we wanted were sold out. Silly me for waiting for the last second. Now to wait a week without too many spoilers.

14/7/2025, 3:31:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kesha took the stage like a pop queen possessed. Stunning, playful, soulful. At one point she was carried through the crowd, stopped for cowboy hats and fans in wheelchairs. A crowd that’s cheered her on for years finally saw her win. And she delivered.

image Kesha Kesha
14/7/2025, 4:14:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scissor Sisters were 🔥 even with a rain-shortened set. It took two women to fill Ana Matronic’s heels, respect, but Ana is not a one-woman job. 20 years on, the gays screamed, baby gays looked curious, and my husband whispered, “They’re opening for Kesha?” Babe… we’re old.

Scissor Sisters Scissor Sisters, Del marquis Del marquis, scissor sisters
14/7/2025, 4:13:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love. Laugh. How Many Licks?

14/7/2025, 1:37:14 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forgot I ordered this Agatha All Along, Tarot deck 9 months ago!

Agatha all along Agatha tarot deck
9/7/2025, 3:00:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy Oseary follows the creator of Labubu. Omg Madonna collab soon?

Labubu
7/7/2025, 12:08:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was starting to get FOMO from all the viral TikToks of people trying the new Red Lobster seafood boils. But then I remembered WTF I am, I’m that bitch when it comes to cooking.

Seafood boil Seafood boil Seafood boil
5/7/2025, 7:45:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Went to see the new Jurassic World for Jonathan Bailey, but ended up staying for this papi. Damn, Daddy. #ManuelGarciaRulfo

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5/7/2025, 2:21:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needed this reminder today.

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government” “If you die, you let them off the hook.”
3/7/2025, 10:01:41 PM | 24933 9517 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok work, McDonald’s.

Happy meal McDonald’s Happy meal McDonald’s Happy meal McDonald’s toy Michelle visage
3/7/2025, 3:41:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course she can still do it

Madonna Vogue Madonna
3/7/2025, 3:39:09 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tiny Chef was too good for this world

2/7/2025, 1:09:18 AM | 877 148 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know her either

26/6/2025, 10:18:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My husband has all my Ghostbusters, the ecto 2 and 3. The universal inspired monsters are my favorite. and I just ordered him all the Mondo figures.

25/6/2025, 1:37:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only had the one She-ra doll. I still have all my Ghostbusters, ninja Turtles and Star Wars and most importantly, my Batman figures though.

25/6/2025, 1:32:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here she is—my 40th Anniversary She-Ra doll. I was 7 when she came out. My mom added her to my He-Man collection without hesitation. She came with a sword and a comb. Playing with her brought out something softer in me. I learned early: boys can be tender too. #shera #princessofpower

she-ra image relatable she-ra OG
25/6/2025, 1:24:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the way.

24/6/2025, 10:53:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m impressed, the pickle flavor is STRONG

Pickle slushie Pickle slushie
23/6/2025, 11:19:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sex sells, baby.

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23/6/2025, 12:10:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, how did you get her already?

22/6/2025, 4:19:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😍

21/6/2025, 2:12:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/6/2025, 9:23:45 PM | 499 56 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, I got her the second she went on sale — the Barbie Masters of the Universe Princess of Power She-Ra doll.

Barbie she-ra Robin Williams
18/6/2025, 4:12:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That makes one of us, sis!

Rupert Everett
17/6/2025, 8:01:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giving you daddy face.

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15/6/2025, 11:36:07 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

15/6/2025, 11:32:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NO KINGS 🇺🇸

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13/6/2025, 11:54:20 PM | 23613 5160 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s even more ridiculous how they shun Harry Potter, despite the fact that J.K. Rowling holds values that often align with theirs

14/6/2025, 1:53:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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During that era, anything even vaguely tied to sorcery, like Gargamel’s magic, or simply anything wildly popular was treated with suspicion. The belief was that mass appeal could slowly chip away at the fragile structure of Christian values

14/6/2025, 1:52:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I had friends who were scared of smurfs. Their church told them they are evil. If you slept in a room with them you would wake up with scratches. Very bizarre

13/6/2025, 1:35:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, I grew up with these nutty people. They’re terrified of red horns and devil tails, but not the real evil...like man, unchecked power, and Fox News

12/6/2025, 3:49:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loved him. Until I knew his politics

7/6/2025, 4:00:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a sign.

Trump Elon Musk
5/6/2025, 10:32:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why can’t these two raging narcissists get along?

5/6/2025, 7:28:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s almost like, two raging narcissists can’t coexist peacefully.

5/6/2025, 7:28:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This look campy as hell.

5/6/2025, 7:00:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait what happened to the Bedtime Stories EP? Looks like only Gone, Gone, Gone Demo is the only song I don’t have from this one.

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🧱

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This is why we have... why we need Pride.

Actor John Ross with his puppy Actor John Ross with his husband Tristan Kern de Gonzalez on Valentines Day 2025
3/6/2025, 4:45:02 AM | 11343 1631 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen one in the wild.

2/6/2025, 2:17:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mlm flag.

2/6/2025, 2:08:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 2025 Pride Collection at Home Depot just dropped 🧱 After this year… we might need a few.

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hell yeah it’s june 🏳️‍🌈

1/6/2025, 2:31:51 PM | 1915 281 | View on Bluesky | view

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🦄

Sonic
31/5/2025, 10:33:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Malicious Gay Faggotry: A Woman Betrayed – The Nicole Paige Brooks Story” A Lifetime Original Event

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#MayMusicMasterpieces #MusicChallenge 29/31 What It Feels Like for a Girl | Madonna buff.ly/rezKmG4

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One of my favorite videos of all time.

29/5/2025, 8:19:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks!

29/5/2025, 12:08:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need this shirt

28/5/2025, 11:36:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Folding laundry next to this quiet scene. After 25 years together, it is these small everyday moments that still catch me off guard. Maybe I should not take them for granted.

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That’s Christian

20/5/2025, 4:56:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got my lemon drop 🍋 I’m a happy bday boy.

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Throwback to my villain origin story: someone touched my Smurfs birthday cake. 💙💙💙 #happybday to me

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🧽

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Comey: ‘What Can I Say, I’m Just A Catty Bitch From New Jersey And I Live For Drama’
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☕️

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🫧

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Labubu’s most be stopped

14/5/2025, 4:20:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rock - Pillow Talk

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

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Released 35 YEARS AGO Everybody Everybody (1990) Black Box

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Hello. I’m dead tired.

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😭😭

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#MetGala #DickTracy

Breathless Mahoney, Dick Tracy
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Sexy thighs

6/5/2025, 12:37:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This little calico girl is 8 today. #calicocats

Calico cat
4/5/2025, 4:25:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why bother making movies about nazis if we don’t learn from them.

2/5/2025, 7:12:48 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh fuck this into the goddamn sun

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I was just gonna flip the bird but now I’m gonna key it.

2/5/2025, 4:55:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when you just give in to the puppy madness

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Now, hopefully, people will start streaming the superior version of ‘I Kissed a Girl’ the one about sweetly falling in love, not Katy Perry’s vapid stunt reducing queerness to a cheap grab for male attention. #jillsobule

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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

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“You and I are a team, Tess.”

28/4/2025, 12:41:17 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The treasures I find at my mom ‘s house.

Madonna, cracked magazine
26/4/2025, 10:12:08 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is Pope Francis if you even care. RIP diva.

Pope Francis
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