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Congrats, London you’re about to discover new levels of mediocrity you never knew existed.
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Congrats, London you’re about to discover new levels of mediocrity you never knew existed.
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I’m not stressed anymore 😌, but it’s comforting to know this is waiting for me the next time I am 🍰🥤
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😙
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Clots and prayers
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Started Alien: Earth skeptical (movies made it seem Nostromo was first, later reframed by Prometheus). But the show’s building a cool world—new creatures, hybrid synthetics, amazing visuals. My skepticism’s fading fast.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing song
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Yes officer, my husband has been missing for days. And I’ve been very lonely.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s true I’ve not rewatched it
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My Fantastic Four
C3PJoe (@spiceboyjoey.bsky.social) reposted
My Fantastic Four
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened. I have a partially torn tendon on my right elbow, which needs surgery soon.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
“How old are you?” Old enough to freely burn bridges professionally and socially.
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The showings of Superman we wanted were sold out. Silly me for waiting for the last second. Now to wait a week without too many spoilers.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
Kesha took the stage like a pop queen possessed. Stunning, playful, soulful. At one point she was carried through the crowd, stopped for cowboy hats and fans in wheelchairs. A crowd that’s cheered her on for years finally saw her win. And she delivered.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
Scissor Sisters were 🔥 even with a rain-shortened set. It took two women to fill Ana Matronic’s heels, respect, but Ana is not a one-woman job. 20 years on, the gays screamed, baby gays looked curious, and my husband whispered, “They’re opening for Kesha?” Babe… we’re old.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
Love. Laugh. How Many Licks?
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
I was starting to get FOMO from all the viral TikToks of people trying the new Red Lobster seafood boils. But then I remembered WTF I am, I’m that bitch when it comes to cooking.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
Went to see the new Jurassic World for Jonathan Bailey, but ended up staying for this papi. Damn, Daddy. #ManuelGarciaRulfo
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Tiny Chef was too good for this world
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know her either
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
My husband has all my Ghostbusters, the ecto 2 and 3. The universal inspired monsters are my favorite. and I just ordered him all the Mondo figures.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
I only had the one She-ra doll. I still have all my Ghostbusters, ninja Turtles and Star Wars and most importantly, my Batman figures though.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
Here she is—my 40th Anniversary She-Ra doll. I was 7 when she came out. My mom added her to my He-Man collection without hesitation. She came with a sword and a comb. Playing with her brought out something softer in me. I learned early: boys can be tender too. #shera #princessofpower
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This is the way.
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Wait, how did you get her already?
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
😍
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
Well, I got her the second she went on sale — the Barbie Masters of the Universe Princess of Power She-Ra doll.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
Same
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s even more ridiculous how they shun Harry Potter, despite the fact that J.K. Rowling holds values that often align with theirs
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
During that era, anything even vaguely tied to sorcery, like Gargamel’s magic, or simply anything wildly popular was treated with suspicion. The belief was that mass appeal could slowly chip away at the fragile structure of Christian values
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I had friends who were scared of smurfs. Their church told them they are evil. If you slept in a room with them you would wake up with scratches. Very bizarre
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I grew up with these nutty people. They’re terrified of red horns and devil tails, but not the real evil...like man, unchecked power, and Fox News
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
Loved him. Until I knew his politics
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can’t these two raging narcissists get along?
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
It’s almost like, two raging narcissists can’t coexist peacefully.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
This look campy as hell.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
Wait what happened to the Bedtime Stories EP? Looks like only Gone, Gone, Gone Demo is the only song I don’t have from this one.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think I’ve ever seen one in the wild.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
mlm flag.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
The 2025 Pride Collection at Home Depot just dropped 🧱 After this year… we might need a few.
Tangela (@ternjerler.bsky.social) reposted
hell yeah it’s june 🏳️🌈
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
“Malicious Gay Faggotry: A Woman Betrayed – The Nicole Paige Brooks Story” A Lifetime Original Event
Yuri (@olgalovesyuri.bsky.social) reposted
#MayMusicMasterpieces #MusicChallenge 29/31 What It Feels Like for a Girl | Madonna buff.ly/rezKmG4
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One of my favorite videos of all time.
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Thanks!
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I need this shirt
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
Folding laundry next to this quiet scene. After 25 years together, it is these small everyday moments that still catch me off guard. Maybe I should not take them for granted.
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s Christian
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
Throwback to my villain origin story: someone touched my Smurfs birthday cake. 💙💙💙 #happybday to me
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Labubu’s most be stopped
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Rock - Pillow Talk
OldSchool (@blueskyoldschool.bsky.social) reposted
Released 35 YEARS AGO Everybody Everybody (1990) Black Box
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Sexy thighs
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social) reply parent
Why bother making movies about nazis if we don’t learn from them.
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Oh fuck this into the goddamn sun
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
I was just gonna flip the bird but now I’m gonna key it.
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when you just give in to the puppy madness
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
Now, hopefully, people will start streaming the superior version of ‘I Kissed a Girl’ the one about sweetly falling in love, not Katy Perry’s vapid stunt reducing queerness to a cheap grab for male attention. #jillsobule
TW (@twesq.bsky.social) reposted
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
Turi (@turi-tx.bsky.social)
“You and I are a team, Tess.”