Definitely missing something. I fixed it. Prints avaliable. Dm for details!
My name is Roberto, and I was on TV once. I draw animals with red dicks.
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Definitely missing something. I fixed it. Prints avaliable. Dm for details!
This guy doesn't need legs ro stand. He just leans foreward. Prints avaliable! Dm for details!!
I draw my own artwork. Who needs prime for prints in their living room? Not this guy!!
I learned how to draw red boners from Disney dvd covers. Now I am a famous artist!!!! Prints avaliable! Dm for details!
Epstien loved watching the sharks with red boners swimming around his island. He loved the red boners more than the sharks. He had a poodle also.
This is an illustration of a bird which was almost hit by that fighter jet.
This poodle with a red boner only barks at cats. He humps anyone's leg.
I would say that tthis bird is pretty brave to go out in public with such a boner.
I say they replace the students with seals with red boners.
You rang? Here is a cat with a red boner for you to envy. You may order a print of this cat or many others if you are interested. Dm for details!
Mine es mucho grande! Prints avaliable! Dm for details!
I bet they don-t have any good hotdogs in that area yet. Mi hermano Ramon has a hot dog stand, but sadly has been pushed out of his normal spots. Here is my depiction of one of his hotdogs. Prints avaliable! Dm for details! ¡Muchos Gracias!
To celebrate, buy one of my prints! Dm for details! ¡Muchos gracias!
This bird abuses viagra. Prints avaliable! Dm for details!
Prints avaliable!! Dm for details!! Muchos gracias!
If I wrote Frasier, cats would be watching reruns all day. Remotes would be worn out.
They are all too busy buying prints of animals with red boners! Get yours today!!! Dm for details!!
Maybe you should plant a real tree?🤷🏿♀️ Cats love real trees. Prints avaliable! Dm for details!!
Watch out for sharks!! This one is unusually aggressive......just kidding🤣🤣🤣 Prints avaliable. Dm for details!!
It is definitely missing something. Nice attempt though. Here is an example of success. Prints avaliable. Dm for details.
No red boners. What a shame.
The groomer must have been very ugly. This is what a dog should look like after returning from the groomer. Note: this is an illustration by a professional. Please do not try to duplicate. Prints are avaliable. Dm for details!!!
I hear the same thing happens to boners when people age. Immortalise a boner when you buy a print for your living room!! Dm for details!
Considering big and small may be part of the process when selecting one of these fine prints. Dm for details!!
This penguin doesn't envy much. Prints avaliable! Dm for details! Muchos gracias!!!
I have been proving that animals have red boners for over 2 days now.
It is ok. Not everyone can be a genius like me. Here is s giraffe with a red boner.
This squirrel is way better. Prints avaliable! Dm for details!!
Shark spotted at Playa de Boner!!
One must find peace before one is content. Find unwavering truth and you will see.
If a Camel is yellow, his boner will be red. If he is brown, his boner will be purple. Prints Avaliable!!! Dm for details! Muchos Gracias!!
You can also enjoy one of my prints in your living room! Many more avaliable!! Dm for details!!!!
I would give him a chance. He might make the cut. It is missing something.
This shark with a red boner was spotted in the area just minutes before the boat was struck. Prints for sale!! Dm me for details!!
You need this Chicago Dog with a red boner in your living room. Dm for details! 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!!
It is also political violence to deprive someone of high quality latin art during latin history month. 50% of the proceeds for each print go to a cause of my choice!
You need one of my prints for your streaming room! Dm for details!!
If you had one of my prints to enjoy, you would never have to worry about the power being on. They are made of paper. Here is one you may like. Dm for details!!
Here is a Guatemalan giraffe.l with a red boner. Prints avaliable! Dm for details!
If you ever need an artist's direction for the paint on a project, let me know. Here is some of my work. I sell prints also! Dm if interested!
I makebsure my subjects train by doing cock pushups. It is when you lay down on your stomach and let your boner push you off the ground. It is very effective.
It would be even more beautiful if this swallow were flying by. Prints avaliable! Dm for details! 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!
If you need an illustrator, let me know!! Here is some of my work. I sell prints also if you are interested.
This shark with a red boner isnt worried about his speech. He is just swimming around with his red boner and enjoying life! If you want the same kind of peace the shark has, order a print for your living room! Dm for details. 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!
I can teach art at your new school if you need an art instructor. Here is some of my work. Thank you for your consideration. I also sell prints.
Not many purple sharks with red boners either. Support purple sharks with red boners by purchasing a print of this guy! Dm for the deets! 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!!!
Musk doesnt have a print of a COCKatoo, but you can!! Dm me for details! 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!
They don't have the opportunity to buy a print of this cat with a red boner. You do, though. Dm for details! 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!!
This shark witha red boner is not too worried. Hwnjusr wants to eat and swim around with his red boner. Buy a print for your living room! Dm for details! 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!!
Not alligators are hungry. Some are artistic and friendly. Prints for sale! Dm for details! 50%of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!
They also tried to stifle my art! I was not allowed to paint on the steps of the Capitol! Here is my art. Prints avaliable. Dm for the deets! 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!
Oh no! What about COCKatoo!! Prints avaliable! Dm for details!
I think you should hire me to draw animals with red boners for you. Or you can buy a print for yournlivong room! Dm for details!!
This is a penguin with a red boner. He stands for truth, justice, and leans against his red boner on occasion like it is a kickstand. If you buy a print from me, 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!! I bet you could use a print in your living room! Dm forndetails!
If you ever want to do a collab, I am a huge fan of your work!!!
I hope you feel better soon! In the meantime, this fine art drawing of a butterfly with a red boner may cheer you up! I bet a print would look great in your living room!! Dm for details! 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!
Cheer up!!! Here is a swallow with a red boner! I bet if you had a print in your living room, all of your problems would melt away. 50% of proceeds go to a cause of my choice!!! Dm for details!!
Here is his friend, the swallow with a red boner. Prints avaliable! Dm for details!!!
This is why he was afraid of squirrels. This species of squirrel has been found near Teddy's home in Long Island. They are generally around 4 feet tall and very aggressive. It was well known that Teddy commonly wore a eau de toilette made from the scent glands of female squirrels in heat.
Ted does not have the honor of getting the chance to buy one of my prints like you do. 25% of all proceeds from your purchase will go to a worthy cause of my choice!! Dm for details!
Cheer up and enjoy this butterfly with a boner. Prints for sale! Dm for details.
Rosco relaxing in the front yard with a red boner after playing frisbee.
It is September and this lion has a red boner. Prints avaliable! Dm for details!
I bet if he had a print of this shark with a red boner in his living room, he would spend more time there and not being a big weenie. Prints for sale! Dm for details!!
You should buy this 8.5x11 print and hang it in your living room. I bet she will spend more time there and let you work. Dm for details!!
If that were turned 90 degrees clockwise and colored red and placed on a swallow...... Prints for sale! Dm for details!!
Here is a Chicago dog. I can design great mascots if you ever need a new one!! Prints avaliable! Dm for details!!
Here is a dog with a red boner to cheer her up!!! Prints avaliable! Dm for details!!
Please do not stop buying my prints of animals with red boners!!!! If nobodynon blueskynbuysnmy prints, I will have to go back to selling fake rolexes. Here is one of my masterpieces. I call it Swallow con Boner Rojo. Dm for details!!!
They will never stop me from selling prints of animals with red boners!!!! Freeeeeedooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!!
I dont know much about China, but I do know that if you give me $120 U.S. currency plus shipping, you can have an 8.5x11 print of your favorite animal with a red boner expertly drawn by me!!! Dm for details!!
They would not have been blown up if they were sharks with red boners just swimming around with red boners. Prints for sale! Dm for details!
This is almost a perfect representation of him!! Prints avaliable. Dm for details.
I bet if you bought him a print of a monkey with a boner who has a handful of boners, he would be a lot nicer. He may even listen to you. It is called starting dialog. Dm for details on the print. I'll be waiting.
It looks like a red boner. Here is a butterfly galaxy I drew. Prints avaliable. Dm for details!
His girlfriend wanted to cut off her boner. This cow is happy with hers. Prints avaliable. Dm for details!
I really hope you aren't serious and are ok.
If you buy some of my prints, you can sandwich a pillow between 2 of them and it will cushion the blow. I jope your head is ok. Here is a pic of my shark with red boner.
I think you need a cute dog in that bag with a giant red boner! Lmk! Here is a sample of my work. Lets collab!! I also sell prints!
My dream is to meet a hot lady with a red sharpie.
Are you a sexy lady? I only like sexy ladies to touch me. Do you like my COCKatoo?
I draw red mushrooms on animals! Prints avaliable!!
I bet he would be cuter with a red boner. I know this cow is. Prints avaliable! Dm for details!!
It wasn't an artistic alligator with a red boner. Prints avaliable. Dm for details!
This shark with a red boner is not an oligarch. He just swims around the ocean and has a red boner. Such is peace without problems. I bet he would look great in your foyer! Prints avaliable! Dm for details!
On the ground in Chicago there is a hot dog with a red boner enjoying the shade on a summer day! Prints avaliable! Dm for details!
Your art is beautiful, but lacking in red boners.
If you buy a print of this shark with a red boner, you can place it in your living room to add esthetic to reduce stress during this rough time. Dm for details!
If you ever want to collab, I draw red boners on animals. I feel like it frees the animals of all stereotypes and gives them the mode of expression they need to be fulfilled in life.
I do hot dogs. Sandwiches just don't have red boners.
I drew this whale with a red boner for you. I hope you enjoy it!! 8.5x11 prints avaliable. Dm for details!!
