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@twinklebutt.bsky.social

Left-leaning (but not loonie left) pragmatist, realist, atheist cis-male gay. Vocal trans supporter. Insta-blocks bigots and never argues with idiots for more than a few messages - so if your thread goes quiet, I've muted it for that reason. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

created June 11, 2023

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Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

More winning...

5/9/2025, 4:25:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Lots of Small Dick Energy in that photo.

5/9/2025, 1:03:03 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin NOT Kev! Veteran. LGBTQ+ . #Rejoin (@polbikers.bsky.social) reposted

The work thing I am most proud of in my life is almost ready for its dedication on October 27th. Some finishing touches to the groundworks and surrounding areas to go and already it is simply stunning. The LGBT+ Armed Forces Community Memorial #Pride #Strenght #Respect #Solidarity

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4/9/2025, 8:53:53 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

That department's uses since 1945 have all been acts of war rather than defence - Korea, Vietnam, Kosovo, Bosnia, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Grenada and the rest. All acts of war, none of defence. Unintentionally, Trump is being honest for once.

5/9/2025, 12:04:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social)

Rest of the World perspective: Trump renaming America's Department of Defence as "Department of War" might just be the first totally honest thing he's ever done.

4/9/2025, 11:58:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Caligula. You're living through Caligula, except the entire cabinet is made up of horses.

4/9/2025, 11:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

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4/9/2025, 8:08:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social)

Let me guess - the "g" is silent? www.unilad.com/film-and-tv/...

4/9/2025, 7:53:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

It's kinda sweet that Miss Jo seems to think Nadine Dorries is "something new". Then I remember the people like her can vote, and I get depressed again.

4/9/2025, 7:35:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Darn you! I've been one of those Sites We Aren't supposed To Visit and found all 8 seasons. Looks like my broadband will be busy for a couple of hours. It'll make a nice addition to my complete collections of Hill St. Blues, St. Elsewhere, X-Files, Cheers, Sopranos, House MD and the rest!

4/9/2025, 7:29:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Some St. Elsewhere and The West Wing alumni there... But oh my, that theme tune! Remembered every note of it - it was required viewing in our house when it first came out.

4/9/2025, 7:18:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking forward to the new book. Best of luck.

4/9/2025, 7:00:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social)

In perhaps the least surprising news of the day, the unflushable turd of British politics, Nadine Dorries - Queen of the Floaters - has decided to defect to Reform in one last desperate attempt at achieving relevance. We wish her well and all who sail in her...

4/9/2025, 6:49:11 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BBC Newsnight (@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social) reposted

WATCH: "Free speech imposter" | Nigel Farage v US Congressman Jamie Raskin #Newsnight www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzl0J-10SJ0

4/9/2025, 5:34:18 PM | 384 148 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my god! He's going to write another letter!!!

4/9/2025, 6:31:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Good man - 100% agree with both analysis and conclusion.

4/9/2025, 6:27:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reece Dinsdale (@reecedinsdale.bsky.social) reposted

At the GE I advocated tactical voting to rid us of a vile Tory Gov. Their replacements have been a huge let down. Farage & his army are waiting in the wings. Iโ€™m backing Zack Polanski & his Green Party to galvanise & unite both the left & the bright to fight the rightโ€ฆ and NOW, before itโ€™s too late!

4/9/2025, 5:54:31 PM | 334 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems to be working now.

4/9/2025, 5:17:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Tried two different browsers, but got nowhere. Looks like it's them not you.

4/9/2025, 4:58:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

4/9/2025, 3:58:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Rather a re-hash of the old movie Enemy Mine, though, wasn't it?

4/9/2025, 3:56:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally, somewhere that looks worse than Mar a Lago.

4/9/2025, 3:54:00 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

So I hear you're a transphobic bigot now, Father Ted?

4/9/2025, 1:17:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

The issue was whether it was an only home or a second one, which has a higher stamp duty rate. She was advised that she had no claim on her other property which is held in trust for her disabled son, so it was treated as an only home. That advice was incorrect, which is where the fuss started.

4/9/2025, 1:15:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

So the swollen ankles are actually his testicles, one dropped down each leg?

4/9/2025, 12:38:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Energy Secretary doesn't seem too certain of what his job entails, does he?

4/9/2025, 12:34:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention the infamous "expenses" that these hacks build up.

4/9/2025, 12:29:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social)

Surprised it's that low, to be honest...

4/9/2025, 12:28:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social)

Try again at the top level this time. Am I a naughty boy, @profanity.accountant ?

4/9/2025, 12:17:24 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too, please, @profanity.accountant

4/9/2025, 12:08:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social)

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4/9/2025, 11:50:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

According to your photo, creatine seems to have the ability to grow extra arms. I'm not sure its fans claim that much.

4/9/2025, 11:36:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Private Eye Magazine (@privateeyenews.bsky.social) reposted

There was outrage in Conservative circles at the revelation that Angela Rayner has a property empire extending to two actual residences. From the new Private Eye, out now.

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Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Clean it. Then repair it and if they don't need it, donate it to a charity that could make good use of it.

4/9/2025, 11:10:14 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social)

Timeline cleanse. Moon over Alhaurin el Grande and the beautiful hills of Andalucia.

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4/9/2025, 11:02:36 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

That's beautiful.

4/9/2025, 10:15:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

According to some mouth-breathing moron here, because this is "war" for "their America", it's perfectly reasonable to behave in a way totally indistinguishable from the dimmest, most bigoted MAGA morons out there. When both sides in a conflict behave as badly as each other it's just a circle-jerk.

4/9/2025, 4:42:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Your implicit concession of my point is noted. Bye.

4/9/2025, 4:31:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

That faint whistling sound above your head? The noise a missed point makes. If to beat them in your "war" for "your America", you have to behave just as badly as them, then you *are* them. Be better or don't bother.

4/9/2025, 4:12:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

"it"?!!! Fuck you, bigot.

4/9/2025, 3:56:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

So the icons, "๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ" mean "I'm exposing hypocrisy", do they? Perhaps instead of laughing faces emojis, Cooper had actually pointed out the hypocrisy, the meaning might have been clearer? Because as it is, he just looks like he's being a dick in this post.

4/9/2025, 3:49:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If someone there could arrange an "accident" that would be great. We don't want him back here either.

4/9/2025, 3:08:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

Please add an edit function, even a time-limited one. I do my best proofreading ten seconds after I hit send!

4/9/2025, 3:01:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally agree. I'm no longer a Labour voter or supporter, but this vicious and mindless hounding is utterly wrong, both in fact and principle.

4/9/2025, 2:36:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad it's not just me. It's utterly ridiculous that the 24-hour "news" channels, including to their shame the BBC, have been giving this non-story wall-to-wall coverage. She acted in true faith on bad legal advice then acted properly upon finding out about the mistake. I see no blame here.

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Why the fuck is that funny?

4/9/2025, 2:28:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So non-binary people are okay to use as comedy punchbags when it's against people we don't like? Are you absolutely sure about that?

4/9/2025, 2:28:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So non-binary people are okay to use as comedy punchbags when it's against people we don't like? Are you absolutely sure about that?

4/9/2025, 2:27:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Solid wet outside here right now!

3/9/2025, 8:00:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Harper ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ (@twinklebutt.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm on there because (actual real life) friends are there, family too including my 83 year old mum. There's also getting on for 20 years of memories there. Nobody in my small (140ish) list of connections there is easily swayed by anybody except me and themselves.

3/9/2025, 7:56:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great call, Emma.

3/9/2025, 7:51:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hannah Nicholson FRSA ๐Ÿฆญ ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฉถ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ (@tooriekep.bsky.social) reposted

metro.co.uk/2025/09/03/g... The Metro going against the grain at least. Good on Crystal for writing this.

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Battle of wits between unarmed opponents.

3/9/2025, 5:20:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He does so like his little toy airplanes, doesn't he? Stealth bomber there, 747-8 bribe plane on the centre table. Do you think when no one is in the Yellow Room with him, he zooms them around making aircraft engine noises with his mouth or any other suitable orifice?

3/9/2025, 5:15:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit, yes.

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Profile picture Russ Jones (@russincheshire.bsky.social) reposted

Just found out I'm scheduled to appear on the Blackwell's stand at the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester, where I'll be signing copies of ... Tories: The End of an Error. I'm not joking. This is going to be fucking epic. amzn.eu/d/9okk5AX

Tories: The End of an Error cover
3/9/2025, 4:54:07 PM | 288 37 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have fun!

3/9/2025, 4:55:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The NHS has announced a new programme to help very underendowed men get penis enlargements so dramatic that they approach normal size. If you're interested in joining the clinical trial, you should tie a union flag or flag of St. George to a nearby lamp post and the NHS team will get in touch.

3/9/2025, 3:52:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Raskin: "The dictators of the world have got nothing to fear from this hearing. Republicans called it to attack our democratic allies in Europe. The star witness is not a human rights leader like Navalny, but a far-right pro-Putin politician who leads the UK Reform Party."

3/9/2025, 3:24:14 PM | 2181 637 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 11:26:37 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooh - is Expanded worth catching? It's sitting on my media server but I've not got around to it yet.

3/9/2025, 11:19:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oops! Sorry, Tom!

3/9/2025, 9:52:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always liked the Sellick 70s porn star moustache.

3/9/2025, 9:49:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 9:25:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fly free!

3/9/2025, 9:23:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm 65 and my hubby's 16 years younger than me... I have to at least *try* to keep up with his gorgeousness! Really looking forward to Jaws. I've not seen it at the cinema since its initial release, and never on an IMAX screen.

3/9/2025, 9:23:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just remember that so much is subjective. What a snowflake might consider discourteous, the majority of others might treat as it was intended - a flippant joke. You're not the arbiter of courtesy.

3/9/2025, 9:21:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who's been retired for nearly 16 years, I feel qualified to have a good at that... I don't know what day of the week it is most days. But there's a reason for that - it's not terribly important. unless it's something hubby & I are doing together, it has no relevance to me.

3/9/2025, 9:06:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like you need some time away from social media if you're going to be dictating to people what they can and can't write. Don't be that person.

3/9/2025, 8:58:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will the next OMW book feature angry kitten-like aliens attacking for no discernable reason?

3/9/2025, 8:56:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the gym machines was out of action, so I'm two exercises short today, but since I've added 5 exercises, I'm still coming out ahead. 15.7 tons shifted today, so I'm content with that. Quick shower then head into town to see Jaws at the IMAX. Have a great day, lovelies.

3/9/2025, 8:53:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry you both had to go through that. It's so very unkind, it really is.

3/9/2025, 8:47:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An interesting reaction there, from someone who is presumably one of Corbyn's Momentum drone minions...

3/9/2025, 6:56:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm confident that Corbyn's egowank exercise will self-destruct well before the next election.

3/9/2025, 6:51:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally agree. The good thing is that this floating turd of a "Labour" government still has 4 years to run which is plenty of time for him to firm up policies, get everything costed and worked out and to engage with the wider electorate. For the first time in ages I'm a little optimistic.

3/9/2025, 6:50:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glostermeteor ๐Ÿ”ถ (@glostermeteor.bsky.social) reposted

Zack Polanski has just killed the Corbyn/Sultana thing before it even starts. Young, eloquent, engaging and crucially with none of the baggage of Corbyn. Both Corbyn and Starmer may well have a problem.

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Profile picture The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast.bsky.social) reposted

A victim of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein has revealed how a group of survivors is compiling a client list of their own.

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It might be worth differentiating between you not knowing how he would achieve his aims and him.

3/9/2025, 4:44:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember reading this as part of The Bachman Books, decades ago!

2/9/2025, 8:13:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why's he dressed like a bad Oscar Wilde impressionist?

2/9/2025, 7:36:04 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Third-world country? America's already there. Just the planet's most advanced third-world country.

2/9/2025, 7:34:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With 85%+ of the membership behind him, his "colleagues" had bloody well better start agreeing with him.

2/9/2025, 7:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, Darren's all about relentless delivery. It's the wrong colour, doesn't fit and got delivered to next door by mistake, but yes, it's all about delivery...

2/9/2025, 7:22:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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... and how the world cheered, merely at the thought of it.

2/9/2025, 7:20:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be read in the original Cleese French accent...

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2/9/2025, 6:22:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You seem to be alienated by a left-wing party leader not afraid to speak his mind. That's not attention-seeking, Crace, that's campaigning. We've got just under four more years of this floating turd of a "Labour" government to get Polanski's message over. But we have to start now.

2/9/2025, 5:59:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Believe it or not, Tamara in Fucking Portugal, you're not the political oracle here and with or without your permission I shall express myself however I choose. Now fuck off.

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Profile picture Alex Andreou (@sturdyalex.bsky.social) reposted

My gentle suggestion is that, if you have any evidence "the government" is actually instructing the Met police whom to arrest on a case-by-case basis, you really should be writing about that. And if you have no evidence, but *just think* that's what happens, you shouldn't be writing about anything.

Graham Linehanโ€™s freedom of speech Why is our government arresting people for tweets? By George Monaghan
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Looking forward to seeing Jaws at the Manchester IMAX tomorrow lunchtime!

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President Vance's inauguration?

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Yup. Very well expressed and a great rationale for it too. Kudos.

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Very well said.

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"US Space Command" A name that still makes me giggle. Buck Fucking Rogers... "Biddy-biddy-biddy What's up Buck?"

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An unusual outbreak of optimism. It was fun while it lasted.

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New Mexico, compared to other states: 2nd worst poverty rate 13th worst homelessness rate 2nd worst illiteracy rate 3rd worst gun deaths rate 7th worst teen pregnancy rate 8th worst median household income But sure, let's spend hundreds of millions of dollars on quantum fucking computing.

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If he's not a clown then he needs to stop acting like one. Anyone who thinks that today's issues are going to be solved best by a guy who spends election campaigns fucking around on ropes, in water or with stupid comedy props needs their head examining. Serious times need serious people. Not Davey.

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Awe look at their little faces - all dolled up, suited and booted like unwanted extras in a Men At Play gay porno movie...

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Profile picture Brandi Buchman (@brandibuchman.bsky.social) reposted

NOW: Judge Breyer finds President Trump violated the Posse Comitatus Act with deployment in LA. Enjoins further use: Ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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